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The scene is set here and the porridge is nice.

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The football, it's about to take off.

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No.

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The scene is set and the porridge...

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The scene is set and the porridge is sumptuous.

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Good evening.

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The scene is set, the porridge is sumptuous.

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And the UEFA Euro 20...

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No, it's not gonna...

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The scene is set and the porridge is ready.

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Group A is the group of death.

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Maybe not.

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Maybe a difference.

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I'm not short.

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Tommy, what do you think should be the opening when we go on air?

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I'm thinking the scene is set and the porridge is ready.

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What do you think?

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The scene is set and the parrage is ready. The football is about to main... no.

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I don't even mention the parrage. I don't even mention it during the matches when they're being played. Don't be saying anything about the parrage at the beginning. Build up the match. Build up the match. The match is being built up and the parrage is going to come in at some stage.

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But football takes center stage here at the group stages of the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship. That's a bit of a mouthful. I think. A bit of a mouthful.

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I say just go with it. I go with it. I go with it. Maybe hint or suggestion that parrage is going to be involved. Don't actually go arse over tit traitor.

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Get the parrage in there. People are tuning in for the football.

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I go with it.

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Yeah. I get you. I get you. I get you. Okay. Maybe I'll just go with it. The scene is set. The parrage is lovely.

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And tonight's football is going to be even more lovelier.

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No, I wouldn't say that. No.

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What would you say?

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I think we've been live for the last five minutes, Tom.

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The scene is set and the parrage is lovely.

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Tonight's football is going to be even lovelier.

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Welcome to the football, everybody.

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We're live and unappreciated from space.

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I'm Francis Higgins.

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But I've just changed my name to FIFA Higgins there over the last couple of days.

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And it's going well for me as I settle into this newfound comfortable role as complete football anchor.

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And co-commenter, tater, alongside my great uncle.

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Well, you're not my great uncle, but you're a great uncle nonetheless.

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Tommy, Tommy Schlug. How are you, Tommy?

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Not too bad. Not too bad now, Francis.

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Thank you very much there for having me.

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And thank you to Kev O'Marth there for that donation.

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Apologies. We didn't realize that we were on air.

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Don't mention that, Tommy. Just roll with it as if it didn't happen.

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That's the way I usually go with things.

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Yeah, just put it to the back.

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Yeah, crush it. Crush it and just carry on as normal.

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Lookit, nothing happened.

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And we're having a great time.

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And we're going to have an even greater time when the football gets going.

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When we're seeing lads on pitches kicking a big ball of leather around the grass.

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Really makes your heart feel full.

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Lookit, we've got a good group.

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We threw the dice and we're in a good group.

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Yeah, we've got the Swedes are probably going to be the hardest vegetables to dispatch out of this one.

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And the Israelis as well.

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The Israelites.

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They give as good as they get, don't you, Tommy?

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They do indeed.

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The Israelites, they do give as good as they get.

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Just ask the Palestinians.

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Yeah, well, lookit, we won't go down any of that route.

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I know that you're from the pub and that kind of chat is appreciated there.

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Might have got a few laughs there, but this is broadcast and Tommy.

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We want to get on to Sky.

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We want the BBC to be knocking down the door.

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We want RTE to be, you know, they can if they want.

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But, I mean, we would like BBC and Sky to be breaking down the door, so to speak.

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Look, the door is, it's open.

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They don't even need to break it down.

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They can just wander in if they want off the street.

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As long as they maintain two metres distance away from us.

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That is true as well.

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And if the Israelis stay away from us for two metres, as well as the Swedes.

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And the Azerbaijanis as well.

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We dispatched them awful handily in the last game, didn't we?

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It was a shame about the whole tournament and the way that we failed the last hurdle.

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Thank you very much, Dixon and Sons Potage.

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But look, we're going to take what happened there at the World Cup.

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And we're going to absolutely send it, to use a term which is gaining popularity.

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And really bring us to an almighty climax at the end of tonight.

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When we lift, we hold aloft.

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That European trophy.

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Thank you very much there, Pooh Richardson Likes-Holts, for your tip.

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And a lovely sentiment there about Pooh Richardson, who likes alts.

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So let's move on here.

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The group of death, obviously.

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Group A, you've got a Spaniolas.

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You've got the Germain Griers.

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Thank you very much, Mama Duck, for your tip there.

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I hope you're keeping well.

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You've got the Germanians.

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You've got the Italianismos.

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And the Frenchies.

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It's like the COVID group of death there.

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They're the main COVID players.

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So, I mean, I wouldn't want to go into that group.

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Without being sanitized.

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And absolutely clean as a whistle.

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Marshmallow, thank you very much.

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What do you think about group B, Tom?

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Well, you've the Brits.

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The Belgians.

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The Dutch.

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And the hungry boys.

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All of them are going to be hungry for victory and blood.

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On the battlefield.

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Yeah, it's a pitch.

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It's a football field, Tom.

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You might have spent too long.

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You might have been in the war zone there for a few too many days or something.

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You've got caught up in that realm.

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Indeed I have.

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But look at group B, group C.

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Then you have the Serbs, the Croats, the Norwegians, and the Andorans.

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Thank you very much, Marshmallow, for your kind-hearted tip there.

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Can you give a shout-out to my boyfriend, Stu, who turns 28 a day?

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He's been going on all day about how old he is.

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Does Tommy have any words of wisdom?

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28 has no age.

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28 has no age.

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You know?

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So, just get out there.

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Actually, don't stay inside, man.

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I'm sorry about this, but your birthday is going to have to remain indoors.

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Where you're going to have to dwell upon the age thing.

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Maybe that's the crack with the COVID.

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It is the crack with the COVID.

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It's actually keeping us all indoors beyond, you know, our means.

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We need to be outside and enjoying social company, but at the same time, it's not allowed.

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So, I mean, these are, as has been said and touted, unprecedented times, Tommy.

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Would you agree with that?

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I would.

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It goes fast to say they are unprecedented times as well.

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The same thing I said there, but with a different pronunciation.

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Poland and Groot D are looking like they've got their work cut out of them with the Wales boys.

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Yeah.

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You never used to have said that about the Wales boys, but you've got to feel plays for Wales.

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You have the young fella, the small bucking who plays for United, James.

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He's doing well.

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You have a few other players as well coming through the ranks.

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I know that fella at Leeds United is injury prone, Roberts or something.

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He's back in action last day when Leeds bet that team.

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He's got a couple of great goals or Huddersfield or whatever, whoever.

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So they've got something in them.

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They've got something in them.

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They do.

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They've the dragon spirit.

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They're like a bunch of dragons that were raised on daffodils and leagues.

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And now maybe that's why they're spitting fire.

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I wouldn't know.

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I don't eat daffodils myself, but I am partial to a bit of leek and potato soup.

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Very, very nice soup has to be said.

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North Macedonian Turkey making up the numbers in Group D onto Group E.

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Now you've got the Ukrainian bad boys.

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Now they're going to have a bit of aggression wrestling on their hands when they make the Greeks down at the Thunderdome on Tuesday night.

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Any tips on that outcome, Tom?

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It's going to be Greek yogurt, feta cheese for dinner, and a lovely loch of lamb for afters.

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It's an interesting dessert, Tommy.

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The Greeks are favorites in your eye.

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You've also got Bosnia and Herzegovina and the Latvians too, the Baltic boys, doing a bit of Bolsonaro work in the Group E.

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Bolsonaro, yeah.

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They'll be bolstering their campaign with a bit of Bolsonaro mindset, which would blend kind of right-leaning undertones and indeed overtones as well with just that kind of Eastern European vibe and spirit, which we all know and love here in Ireland.

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Yep.

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Big, big fans of the Eastern Europe spirit over here.

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And finally, last but not least, it is ourselves, is it?

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Ireland in the group with Azerbaijan.

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The boys from Baku.

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They're back tonight to do a bit of damage.

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We've been through this.

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We've been through this already, Tom, but it's worth saying it again.

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You've got the Israelites and the Swedes.

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They're a sweet bunch.

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But they'll leave you fucking standing.

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They will leave you standing if you arrange to meet them.

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Make sure you meet them on time because they'll leave you standing.

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Yep.

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That's the crack anyways.

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Let's move on with this.

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Welcome to the show, everybody.

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The thunder ball is about to get underway.

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We're very, very excited.

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Incensed.

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We've got a lot of spunk to be dishing out to the other teams.

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And that's Gusto.

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That's what that means.

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You would be wanting to clarify that because it does have different meanings that weren't.

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Yeah, just want to re-clarify that.

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We're not going to be dishing out anything other than Gusto to other teams.

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It would be wrong to dish out other kinds of spunk.

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Lovely bit of Vertonghen there and we'll just remove the porridge cam for a moment as we go into our tactical set up here against the Azerbaijan Baku boys.

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They're lining out in a 4-2-3-1 formation with Balaev in the net.

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You've also got a back four fab four consisting of Sergio Raimov, Billy Goose, Billy Musht and Mitrovich Medvedev.

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In the defensive midfield a backwards Christmas tree we've got going on in the midfield.

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Starting at the bottom of the tree with Garaev or Garaev or something.

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He's got a long name. We don't really know what his name is.

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Central midfield comprised of Israev and Nazarov. Almeida on the right wing with a left footed king of the wing on the left there by Emorelli or something.

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And a central forward striking force of nature in Shadu.

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Ireland. We're gonna change up the situation here because the last few games that World Cup really really really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

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In terms of what we were about and what we were doing I thought.

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Thank you very much, Norwich Porridge Reduction for your kind-hearted and generous tip.

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That's very kind of you. Hopefully you're enjoying the show so far.

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I mean no football has happened but I mean we aim to please in other areas.

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With a kind of light-hearted chat and analyses of all teams and the sporting world. Isn't that right Tommy?

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It is yeah and another little tip that's just come in there from Jackie Charlton.

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Thank you very much Jackie. Put him under pressure you see. We'll do nothing less. We'll do nothing less.

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So what we'll do is we'll move, we'll change the setup here as we said we were gonna do a minute ago. Clear settings. Thank you very much Adam Rushder, the Rushed Buster.

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Try to leave that. Support tactics. Team sheet, edit position, no wait. Preset. Okay. Change formation. Here we go.

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Look, we're gonna have to be doing this fucking carry on throughout the rest of the match. We might as well just do it manually and move Whelan up there and swap him for Lang.

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I think Lang and Whelan, sorry Lang and McGoldrick were a match made in heaven yesterday. Some of the interplay, some of the textbook mind games that they were playing against the opposition.

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Really, really threw them, knocked them for six to use a cricket in turn.

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Wesley Pipes, thank you very much Wesley Pipes and Dara King.

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Who just tipped as well before the Pipe Master.

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Shout out to the ever-vescent Roisin O'Connor.

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Courtesy of Dara King there.

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No doubt Roisin is letting Dara watch this on the TV instead of some other stuff that she probably would rather be watching.

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It might be sexist to assume that Roisin would probably rather be watching that blind date show that's on Netflix at the moment.

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Don't know if you've seen that Tommy.

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I am.

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I've heard about it.

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I've heard it's...

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It's not the best.

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I watched...

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I managed to watch five minutes of it.

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I had to leave...

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Leave the room and the house and go for a walk and then come back and then turn it off.

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Because it really was...

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It really was something else.

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And I have...

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I have a high tolerance.

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Oh.

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The police.

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It...

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The guard...

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The guards are coming.

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Thank you very much as well for Wesley Pipes' donation and Des Lynham's ghost.

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God rest.

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Des Lynham.

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I didn't even know he died but I mean...

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Tell you something.

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The way things are going these days.

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They're all dropping like flies.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Lynham's gone.

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And what an amazing talent he was at the mic.

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And as a news anchor, wouldn't you say, Tom?

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Lynham.

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He...

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He was a silky man.

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Very silky man.

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And he was...

280
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You know...

281
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I don't think he played the game.

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But it didn't matter.

283
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He just had the...

284
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He had what it took to be able to talk the game.

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And smoothly transition between other pundits and geishits and matches and all that stuff.

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Like, you know, he was some man for one man was Lynham.

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Indeed he was.

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And thank you very much, Des Lynham's ghost.

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You guys are doing a marvelous job, you see.

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George Best wanted to tell Tommy he could drink him under the table.

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Ha ha.

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He was some man for the pints, was Georgie?

293
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He was some man for the mates, was Georgie?

294
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He was some man for the pints, was Georgie?

295
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Indeed he was.

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The match is here.

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The scene is set.

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It's the Republic of Ireland versus Azerbaijan in what is to be a scintillating opening group round game of the European Championships 2020.

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Porridge is on the table.

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Stand for the anthem, lads.

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Thank you.

302
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Thank you.

303
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You've got Darren of Nazarov and it's too fast.

304
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I'm afraid we don't know who else is going to be playing.

305
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But does it matter?

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It doesn't really matter, does it?

307
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We're going to win anyway.

308
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Dara King, thank you very much.

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Just tip back there to see to update us with what Roshin O'Connor is watching.

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Dara King, thanks for your tip.

311
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You say she's watching when cousins marry.

312
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Francis, your stream is marginally more interesting.

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That's great stuff.

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Great stuff to hear.

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We'll remove the porridge from the screen there and let's get this match underway.

316
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It's going to be an absolute ball buster of a game.

317
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Ireland, Azerbaijan, their European Cup.

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Let's go.

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Let's do this.

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Ireland.

321
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,960
Comfortably pass the ball back to Duffy.

322
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Finds Coleman on the right.

323
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Himself and Brady are going to be locking horns to bring us a lovely bit of dynamic duo play, I would imagine, Tom.

324
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Yep.

325
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Two boys on the wing yesterday did as proud.

326
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The passing.

327
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The link-up play.

328
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It's almost as if they're playing for the same side and they've been training together.

329
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Well, I'm just going to shock you here, Tommy.

330
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That is exactly what's been happening.

331
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The Azerbaijanis now not taking any guff and have decided to go with a long ball shocker, which isn't a shocker.

332
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As McLean dispossesses his man.

333
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The fumble rolls to another guy who's got a kind of semi-bald head, a bit like Lombardo or Lombardi.

334
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Big shout-out to the Lombardo region of Italy as well on lockdown.

335
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Hope you guys are doing okay.

336
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,320
And look at...

337
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It's going to get better.

338
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But I tell you, if you meet us in the next round, if we meet you in the next round, we're not going to hold back.

339
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Indeed, that is the case, Francis.

340
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:28,440
We're actually going to crush the Italians in a big, massive way.

341
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That's the chat, but we want to hear, Tommy.

342
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Nothing defeatist as Keough leads the ball out smoothly to end a Stephens.

343
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Stephens.

344
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He's got McLean on the wing.

345
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What can McLean do now?

346
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,840
Is he going to take his man on?

347
00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:44,780
He's going to try something.

348
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:49,120
A little bit of jiggery-pokery, but your man has fluffed up his lines and McLean has still got the ball.

349
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,460
He's got the ball in and it's just gone out for a throw off of Lombardo's head.

350
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Or a corner kick, I beg your pardon.

351
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Brady, going to try something from the training ground, I'd imagine, here.

352
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I've been watching them most of the week.

353
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They're going for the six-yard box.

354
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Brady laughs the balloon in.

355
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Goes closer to the eight-yard or 20-yard box.

356
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,260
And it's Connor Hurrahan.

357
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,840
The Hurricane Hurrahan heads away from quite a distance.

358
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,680
The keeper doesn't really look troubled from that at all.

359
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,760
So far, not so bad from Ireland.

360
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,520
They'd want to probably up their game.

361
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:28,860
Try and get a shot.

362
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:33,120
Not only on target, but the sufficient amount of power to scare the keeper as well.

363
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:35,240
A bit of keeper scaring would be nice.

364
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:35,600
All right.

365
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,720
McGoldrick had a lovely little takedown.

366
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He squares it back to Hendricks or Glenn Whelan,

367
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who's dispossessed by McGaev on the end of the Azerbaijan danger box.

368
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,620
It's Hendricks now.

369
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Lays the ball back to Coleman.

370
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Coleman.

371
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He's got Brady on the wing.

372
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Brady laughs the balloon into the center.

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McGoldrick.

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Too high for him.

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The crowd shout for a penalty, but it's not going to be given.

376
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There was a bit of rough and tumble in the box.

377
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:04,720
And the Azerbaijanis now are playing dangerous games.

378
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A game of danger ball is being played on the edge of their danger area.

379
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What can they do?

380
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They're really taking the piss there.

381
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They haven't got sustainability to sustain the ball down that area.

382
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They need to just hammer it away.

383
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Stevens.

384
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Stevens.

385
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Back out beyond there to Coleman.

386
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Coleman.

387
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Finds Brady on the wing.

388
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,760
Again, Brady is going to get across in.

389
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:32,140
McGoldrick's looking dangerous.

390
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,360
And McGoldrick goes to the header.

391
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Just glances past the left side of the post.

392
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And do you know what?

393
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,340
VAR says that it would have been disallowed anyway.

394
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Would have been a blank ball.

395
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Seen a lot of blank balls these days.

396
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,740
But you wouldn't have seen back in the days of the pre-VAR.

397
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What do you think about the VAR, Tommy?

398
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:55,820
Are you a fan of VAR?

399
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,520
Are you not into it?

400
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:04,220
Well, I like the fact, you know, some of these goals that are going in, shouldn't be going in, are being called out.

401
00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:07,580
But teeth and problems are happening now.

402
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,120
Like, you know.

403
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,640
It's still the first season.

404
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,120
So we need to see how it goes.

405
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:12,700
Like, you know.

406
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,500
We need to see how it goes.

407
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:14,980
It's never going to be perfect.

408
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,420
It's never going to be perfect.

409
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,380
As Azerbaijan send the ball in.

410
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,880
Nearly perfect.

411
00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:21,400
But didn't reach his man.

412
00:28:21,940 --> 00:28:23,380
It's Jimi Hendrix now.

413
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,980
Passes the ball forward to McGoldrick.

414
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,400
McGoldrick looking for support.

415
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,160
He's got no one.

416
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:29,600
Stevens on his wing.

417
00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,060
A little bit of one-two.

418
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,980
McGoldrick on a run.

419
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,000
Stevens sees that.

420
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,640
And threads the ball through the eye of the needle.

421
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,560
McGoldrick.

422
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,640
Can he send the ball in here?

423
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:37,460
Whelan's in the middle.

424
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:38,360
Whelan's in the mix.

425
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,800
It's dispossessed.

426
00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:44,380
The Azerbaijan bad boys have slotted that balloon right back to the center of the pitch.

427
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,340
Where it's collected by Hendrix now.

428
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,760
Hendrix looking menacing.

429
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,600
Rolls the ball out to Brady.

430
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,200
He's got McLean or Whelan in the middle of the area.

431
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:55,540
Tried to thread something through to him.

432
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,760
But it just wasn't happening.

433
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,840
Azerbaijan soaking up the pressure.

434
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:04,320
And seemingly looking like they're all about the long ball.

435
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:11,480
And their guys cannot maintain composure enough to be able to maintain control of the balloon.

436
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,280
Lombardo forwards it to Shidiev.

437
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,820
Shidiev dispossessed by Duffy.

438
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,520
Duffy manages to get the ball out to Whelan now.

439
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,680
Whelan, what can he do here?

440
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,600
He's slotted it to Brady to his right.

441
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,760
This looks promising for Ireland.

442
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:24,920
Attack building up here.

443
00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:25,900
Over to Whelan.

444
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,300
Whelan to McGoldrick.

445
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,980
McGoldrick sees Whelan through ball.

446
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,460
No, doesn't get through.

447
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,220
And it's dispossessed again.

448
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,820
A lovely little bit of play there from the Irish squad.

449
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:38,380
Counter-attacking football which we know they're capable of.

450
00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:42,240
And we've seen quite a lot of that as well in the last few matches at the World Cup yesterday.

451
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,340
We did.

452
00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,220
We know that the boys in green have it.

453
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,320
They just need to have the confidence themselves to be able to get over the line as well.

454
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,540
Oh!

455
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:54,560
Oh!

456
00:29:55,900 --> 00:30:02,000
Very, very dexterous, deft touch there from Azerbaijan.

457
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:05,920
Trying some kind of bicycle kick on the edge of the area.

458
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,420
You'd want to be...

459
00:30:06,420 --> 00:30:07,340
You'd want to be...

460
00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:10,260
You'd want to have the power of 10 Cristiano Ronaldo's.

461
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:14,540
And a little bit of Messi work thrown into the mix to be able to get that in.

462
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:20,440
Randolph throws or kicks the ball, should I say, out long to Brady.

463
00:30:20,780 --> 00:30:23,120
He's dispossessed by Azerbaijan.

464
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,060
Azerbaijan.

465
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,860
Taking the ball to their opponents now.

466
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,140
Bringing it towards their box.

467
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,260
It's Scheideff.

468
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:29,960
He's got...

469
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,980
He's got the shimmy.

470
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:31,840
He's got the jink.

471
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,180
He's got the little one too.

472
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:34,640
He's giving it out to 14.

473
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:35,980
Have they blown the load though?

474
00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,580
The ball has to come in soon.

475
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,520
It looks as though the beans were blown too early by those Azerbaijani bad boys.

476
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:43,760
And a throw-in has happened.

477
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,060
And it's occurred.

478
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,480
The throwing has occurred.

479
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,480
And the ball has gone right back out to...

480
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,960
Their man, Nazarov.

481
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:55,480
Dino...

482
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,680
Dinos of Nazarov.

483
00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,520
Who strikes the ball.

484
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,980
But it's too comfortable for Randolph to be worth worrying about.

485
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:05,660
Now.

486
00:31:06,060 --> 00:31:06,580
McLean.

487
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,720
Slides the ball back to Ender Stephens.

488
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:11,800
But it was just badly telegraphed.

489
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:12,620
Badly passed.

490
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,680
And it's gone out for an Azerbaijani throw.

491
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,220
Lombardo to number two.

492
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:16,940
Garajev.

493
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,040
Garajev.

494
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,080
Wanting to seek out Sheeda with a seeking ball.

495
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:22,580
But it's not found.

496
00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:23,540
And also.

497
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:24,980
In the middle of the pitch.

498
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:25,900
Azerbaijan.

499
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,120
Are playing cheeky ball.

500
00:31:28,540 --> 00:31:31,340
And it has been scrappily doodly picked up.

501
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,920
And a very, very scrappily doodly end to the first half.

502
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,300
Not much on the table.

503
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,160
Anguished Panda.

504
00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:41,060
Thank you very much for your lovely, lovely tip there.

505
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,660
Thank you very much, Anguished Panda.

506
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:45,980
Hopefully you are getting on well.

507
00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:46,980
Thank you very much for that.

508
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,880
Hopefully you're getting on as well as the Irish team in this game.

509
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:51,120
Anyway.

510
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,440
Not doing too good at all.

511
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,180
We're actually...

512
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:58,160
We're actually lacking on the target area.

513
00:31:58,960 --> 00:31:59,760
The goals.

514
00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,760
The goals.

515
00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:00,580
Indeed.

516
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,040
Azerbaijan there.

517
00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:03,760
Actually taking it...

518
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,440
Taking the game to us.

519
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:08,620
With their two shots to one mix-up.

520
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,420
Let's have a quick look at the porridge cam there, guys.

521
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,840
We've got a lovely bit of blueberry.

522
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:14,900
A banana.

523
00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:15,980
Linseed.

524
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,100
A little bit of organic honey as well.

525
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,680
And that's the perfect complement to the match.

526
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,360
Really is there.

527
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,340
Get that into you, Cynthia.

528
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:25,800
Mmm.

529
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:28,640
Fantastic stuff altogether.

530
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:33,880
A real, real Vertonghen slice of porridge.

531
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,960
Vertonghen.

532
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,080
Vertonghen.

533
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,120
Vertonghen.

534
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:39,180
Vertonghen.

535
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,300
Vertonghen.

536
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:41,380
Vertonghen.

537
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,460
Vertonghen.

538
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:43,540
Vertonghen.

539
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,620
Vertonghen.

540
00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:45,680
Vertonghen.

541
00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,740
Vertonghen.

542
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,620
Vertonghen.

543
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:51,320
Mm-mm.

544
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,000
It's so good, Tommy.

545
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,320
It's so good.

546
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,340
You really need to get on this porridge, Buzz.

547
00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:00,620
I'm more of a soup of the day man myself.

548
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,320
Yeah.

549
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:04,420
What's that farmhouse vegetable, is it?

550
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,860
No, it's stout.

551
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,940
I see, I see, I see.

552
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:12,940
I forgot that about the alcoholism.

553
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:14,400
Yep.

554
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,640
And how's that going now with the pubs being closed?

555
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,580
Are you, are you, how are you fending for yourself?

556
00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:21,580
Schlabs.

557
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,180
Yeah.

558
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,060
You're mad into the schlabs, you are.

559
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,040
Yep.

560
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,620
Great stuff, Tommy.

561
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,520
You're an absolute power horse when it comes to the schlabs, I have to say.

562
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,520
Mmm.

563
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,960
That's enough of that porridge.

564
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,640
Let's get on with the porridge on the pitch.

565
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Quick look at the highlights just before we move on to the second half there.

566
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Lovely bit of play from Ireland with the kickoff.

567
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,280
They took a great tip off.

568
00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:57,600
But it was Azzer Brascian with the most crucial of chances.

569
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,700
With that outfield.

570
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:00,040
Is that it?

571
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,460
That was the only two highlights of the match.

572
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:03,120
What?

573
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:05,720
Yeah, it was a pretty uneventful match.

574
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,840
It was basically the tip off and then that bicycle kick.

575
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,620
Let's have a look at the tip off again from another angle.

576
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,240
Look at that.

577
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:14,520
It was really good stuff.

578
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,660
And then this one.

579
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,700
What was he thinking at the end of the area with that little maneuver?

580
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,020
I don't know.

581
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,560
As you said, he'd want to be, he must have thought he was Ronaldo or something.

582
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,900
Look at the tip off there.

583
00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:27,560
Here we are.

584
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:28,260
We can see it again.

585
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:31,080
Ronaldo, don't you even bother, man.

586
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,820
Ronaldo, don't even think about it.

587
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,700
Look at that for a tip off.

588
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,100
Pure, it's just such a typical Irish tip.

589
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,080
Ronaldo, don't even think about it.

590
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:42,940
Great one.

591
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,020
That's a nice additional one.

592
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:46,820
What a tip off again.

593
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:49,000
Somebody had tipped me off about that.

594
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:49,900
I wouldn't have believed them.

595
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,760
Ronaldo, don't even imagine doing something like that unless you've tried it.

596
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,400
Another good one, Tommy.

597
00:34:57,540 --> 00:35:00,380
What a tip off we had there as well at the beginning of the game.

598
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,500
We really took the tip off to them.

599
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,440
Ronaldo, don't even try it if you haven't even tried it before in a match.

600
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:10,940
Very good, Tommy.

601
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,060
You're sensational.

602
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,580
And what a tip off that was.

603
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,920
And remember this free kick, this bicycle kick.

604
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:24,660
Ronaldo, don't even come to me with that kind of kick unless you've been on the training ground practicing it.

605
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,780
Who does he Ronaldo...

606
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,920
Who Ronaldo does he think he is with that?

607
00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:39,880
Tommy, it's a real stretch at this part of the game now.

608
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,140
You've gone too far with it.

609
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,680
Should we get on with the second half?

610
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,240
I think we should, Tom.

611
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,000
We've really worn that thin.

612
00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:50,740
And it keeps on happening.

613
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:54,160
Okay, so that's the first half underway.

614
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,860
Let's get underway with the second.

615
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:59,580
Because it can only get better from here on in.

616
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,500
It's Ireland versus Azerbaijan.

617
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,540
Ninja Gamer, thank you very much.

618
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
And Jackie Charlton, thank you very much for your tips.

619
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Arizona.

620
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,760
Lads, very, very kindy.

621
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,320
Let's get this show on the road now.

622
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:11,200
Right here.

623
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,100
Right now.

624
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:13,300
No messing around.

625
00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:14,220
Absolute.

626
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,480
Red Bull Flug Tag.

627
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,000
Other energy drinks are available.

628
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,220
Feel the green.

629
00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,380
Spillage in the middle.

630
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,320
Center circle, boys.

631
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,000
Wanting to move it to box play.

632
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,480
The box boys are home.

633
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,200
Tries a lofted through box ball.

634
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:39,740
But Randall's got hands made of glue balls.

635
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,240
And he rolls that ball right out to Brady.

636
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:44,600
Who gives it to Coleman.

637
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,020
Coleman, dancing and jigging on the wig.

638
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,920
Gives it through to Hendrick.

639
00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:53,120
Hendrick now, looking to build something from the center with this ball.

640
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,840
Lovely bit of one, two, Uni-flu passing.

641
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,640
With the Hurricane Hurrahan.

642
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,780
Making sure that he gives it to his man.

643
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,600
Jimmy McLean.

644
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,440
Jimmy McLean.

645
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,180
Lovely little back.

646
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:04,840
Back-fisted back roll.

647
00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,520
And that's a lovely little two roll.

648
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,240
A two roll now to McLean.

649
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:11,320
Who sends a laughter in.

650
00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:11,940
Oh!

651
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,920
Should have really took that McGoldrick.

652
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,160
He heads it down to his man.

653
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:17,240
But it bounces off his back.

654
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,640
McLean.

655
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:20,800
On the balloon.

656
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:21,740
McLean.

657
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,920
Sends it forward to Hurricane Hurrahan.

658
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,860
Hurricane Hurrahan.

659
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,420
Oh, he's offside though.

660
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,920
And it's going to be a blowball.

661
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,120
A couple of blowballs have happened now.

662
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:39,080
And I believe now the last game we played against these, we were absolutely hammering them.

663
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,440
At this stage.

664
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,080
And Shadaev has gone on.

665
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,700
And another lad has come on.

666
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,580
Another lad with a longer name.

667
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:47,580
I didn't get to see it.

668
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,980
But it had a K at the beginning.

669
00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:50,840
And it did end in Ayev.

670
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,240
As most of those Azerbaijani names.

671
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,160
Azerbaijani names do end.

672
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:04,000
And apologies for saying at the beginning maybe they don't have a national anthem because of the wars.

673
00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:09,160
I got Azerbaijan confused with Afghanistan.

674
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:14,320
It's still an offensive comment to make even if it was Afghanistan.

675
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,500
Yeah, well we'll gloss over it Tom.

676
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,180
Because if we dwell on it, it's not going to do us any favors.

677
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,600
Now Ireland has got a chance.

678
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:20,920
Surely.

679
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:21,760
Ireland.

680
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,700
Blashed the ball off the goalkeeper's hands.

681
00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,560
And his wrists would be rattled after that.

682
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:29,660
Yep.

683
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,000
He won't be able to use the rattle anymore after that.

684
00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:32,840
Well he wouldn't.

685
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,060
He's a grown fella.

686
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,380
Sure.

687
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,400
He's not a baby.

688
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,080
Ireland.

689
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,280
Glenn Whelan with a thundercracker from inside the box area.

690
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,580
And it was a real box slapper.

691
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,900
Which slapped the hands of the keeper.

692
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,040
And made him feel like he wasn't secure anymore.

693
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,900
His world would have been shaken up.

694
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,260
Would you agree with that Tom?

695
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,640
I would agree now that his world was indeed shook up.

696
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:57,680
And he's probably asking a lot of questions.

697
00:38:59,320 --> 00:38:59,760
Irelander.

698
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:05,380
tirelessly trying to hammer the balloon into their opponent's box.

699
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,860
But it's not working out for them.

700
00:39:07,980 --> 00:39:09,240
There's no one getting on the edge of it.

701
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,780
A lot of Ireland's goals came from outfield play the last time.

702
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,080
You know it wasn't a free kick set piece scenario.

703
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:19,540
And the boys are going to have to step up their game when it comes to the passing.

704
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,160
Big style.

705
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,680
A lot of scrappy play coming in at the moment lads.

706
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,300
Come on.

707
00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:26,240
Get the act together.

708
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,160
Pull the socks up.

709
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,420
They're attacking down the edge of the right wing now.

710
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,900
They've got a few lads in front of them.

711
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:31,720
A few lads behind.

712
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,000
There's a bit of support going on.

713
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,900
Whelan is the offside.

714
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:34,340
He's not.

715
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:34,960
Whelan.

716
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,300
He is offside.

717
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,000
Just.

718
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,440
Just.

719
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,880
Just.

720
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,220
by a Herr's Whiskar

721
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:46,220
over the line.

722
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,540
And it's VAR again

723
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,900
coming to strike fear into our hearts and arses.

724
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,420
Well, I don't know what kind of VAR

725
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,500
you've been dealing with, Tommy,

726
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,020
but it hasn't been...

727
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,840
My arse isn't scared of it.

728
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,060
But to tell you who is scared,

729
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,400
the Azerbaijan boys,

730
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:03,280
as Ireland,

731
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,040
are breaking down the wing now.

732
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,620
They've got the ball into the middle.

733
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,860
McGoldrick, not the best crosser.

734
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,400
He's a great goal scorer, though.

735
00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,020
Where has he been today?

736
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,700
Where has he been today?

737
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,320
Where has he been today?

738
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,120
As Randolph plays the ball out to Coleman.

739
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,380
Coleman, come on, lads.

740
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,300
You've got something in you.

741
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,620
You need to show them what you've got.

742
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:27,160
Lovely threw ball down to Whelan.

743
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,000
Whelan threads it through to McGoldrick.

744
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,840
What can he do here?

745
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:31,240
McGoldrick's got no men.

746
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,360
He passes it to Whelan.

747
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,600
Whelan, cheeky one, two.

748
00:40:33,900 --> 00:40:34,300
McGoldrick!

749
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,220
He's hustled and harried very competently

750
00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:38,760
by the Azerbaijani defender,

751
00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:39,740
who's got the ball.

752
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,140
He's going to try and shepherd it out

753
00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:42,400
to his other men on the wing.

754
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:43,660
Lombardo now.

755
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:44,940
Plays the ball forward,

756
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:45,920
but it's too much on it.

757
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,880
And it's scooped up by Hurahan.

758
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:49,200
Hurahan.

759
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:52,240
Camley plays the ball back to his man behind him,

760
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:52,840
Rich Keogh.

761
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,740
Back to Duffy.

762
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:54,360
Duffy.

763
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,140
Over to Hendrick now.

764
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:56,760
Come on, lads.

765
00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,460
Build something.

766
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,740
Get a few triangles made.

767
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,160
Illuminati jobs.

768
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,100
Glenn Whelan on the balloon.

769
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,060
Tries to slot it to McGoldrick,

770
00:41:04,140 --> 00:41:05,440
but it's not going to happen to him.

771
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,140
McGoldrick threw ball to who?

772
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,120
Hendrick couldn't find it.

773
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,600
The defenders have it.

774
00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:13,140
And there's only nine minutes of play left here.

775
00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:14,140
What can Ireland do?

776
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,980
They need to get an opening win

777
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:18,060
on their wet Wednesday afternoon,

778
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,160
even though it's a Thursday.

779
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:21,400
Well, as I said yesterday,

780
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,540
it's wet.

781
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:23,340
It's wild.

782
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,140
It's Ireland.

783
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:25,840
You don't know what to expect.

784
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:26,720
They're slipping.

785
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,500
They're sliding.

786
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:29,620
There's boys looking for a hiding.

787
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,520
There's the Azerbaijani boys.

788
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,480
We need to send them back to Baku

789
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,320
with their bags packed.

790
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,800
Bags Baku'd.

791
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:37,480
Backed.

792
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,600
Like, maybe their backpacks.

793
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,680
Their Baku packs, is it?

794
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,340
That's the freaking crack.

795
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,680
That's the sack.

796
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:48,120
Now, Keogh scoops it out to Stevens.

797
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,480
Stevens has got McLean,

798
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,180
who's making a run.

799
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,060
He's played a ball.

800
00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:52,340
McLean,

801
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,980
do you know where the line is, man?

802
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,480
You need to stay back

803
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520
behind the last defensive line.

804
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:00,500
And he's not doing it too well.

805
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,380
It's all gone a bit Shane Long at the moment.

806
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:05,460
In fact,

807
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,740
I'm a bit concerned now.

808
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,180
We didn't swap Glenn Whelan for Shane Long.

809
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,060
Maybe that's why he's got a 54 rating up front.

810
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:16,640
Now, Long Aldo.

811
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:17,540
Let's bring him on.

812
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,800
It's all about to change.

813
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:19,540
And also,

814
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,780
a bit of a curveball here with Harry Arthur.

815
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,580
It's going to be coming on

816
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,160
for Jimi Hendrix.

817
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:26,320
And also,

818
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,120
that's it.

819
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,440
Let's have a look here.

820
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,520
No Tri-Parrot.

821
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,480
Not in the mix-up.

822
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,120
Right.

823
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,120
Let's move on.

824
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,000
Swiftly.

825
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,260
This is great now.

826
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,120
I've got Harry Arthur.

827
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,080
It's going to be giving the lads

828
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,860
from Azerbaijan an Arthur attack.

829
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,940
And then you've got Lang.

830
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:51,320
Lang may his reign continue.

831
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:52,860
I've scored in goals.

832
00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:56,100
And, uh...

833
00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,060
Yeah, that's it, Tom.

834
00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:57,880
It was only two players.

835
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,540
You don't need to talk about any more.

836
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:00,880
Okay.

837
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:01,960
Um...

838
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,560
Best luck, lads.

839
00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:04,840
Come on, lads.

840
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,860
Fucking get stuck in,

841
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:07,600
for God's sake.

842
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,600
Sorry about the language,

843
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,900
but it's very frustrating

844
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,720
to watch Ireland.

845
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,980
when you know

846
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:13,560
they should be

847
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,540
fucking winning this one.

848
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:15,120
These lads,

849
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,020
how are we going to fare up against...

850
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:17,900
We got to Brazil.

851
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,720
We dispatched France.

852
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,380
Do you know what I mean?

853
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,480
Look at this now.

854
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:23,440
Man on the wing.

855
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:24,340
Lovely stuff.

856
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:24,860
Brady.

857
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:25,800
It has to be.

858
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,920
He's got lads in support.

859
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:27,680
Pull it back.

860
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:28,480
Pull the trigger.

861
00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:31,200
McGoldrick scores the goal for Ireland.

862
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,820
We're going in.

863
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:34,260
We're going hard.

864
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:35,880
And we're going to the final.

865
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:38,820
Well,

866
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:39,820
I wouldn't...

867
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:40,440
I wouldn't say

868
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:41,320
we're going to the final

869
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,580
this early at the match.

870
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,240
COVID-19, boys.

871
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,960
Stay the feck away from each other.

872
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,620
It's a shame.

873
00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:53,580
It was a great goal,

874
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:54,300
but it's a shame.

875
00:43:55,540 --> 00:43:56,260
The lads

876
00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:58,780
refused to be two meters

877
00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,800
away from each other.

878
00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:01,440
A great vision

879
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,120
from Harry Arter

880
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,040
to find Brady on the wing.

881
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,660
And then the Brady ball

882
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,940
right into the middle

883
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,000
of the onion sack

884
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,240
dispatched.

885
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,540
by McGoldrick.

886
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,520
One,

887
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:15,460
two,

888
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,200
three times a lady.

889
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,480
But he's not a lady.

890
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:19,920
He's all men.

891
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,280
He's McGoldrick.

892
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,080
And a substitution here

893
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,820
for the Azerbaijani bad boys

894
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:26,280
as Nazaboff comes on

895
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,100
from Ababoff.

896
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,720
90 minutes on the clock.

897
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,820
What can these boys do here,

898
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:32,320
Azerbaijan?

899
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,560
Not that we want them

900
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,620
to do anything, of course.

901
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,820
Hopefully, they can just do

902
00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:36,960
exactly what they've done

903
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,600
for that previous 90 minutes.

904
00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:39,500
Minich,

905
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,200
which is

906
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,860
F. Schwede F all.

907
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,740
We move. I'm excited now because we're winning.

908
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,580
As we move competently and electrically down the pitch.

909
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,120
Harry Arter. What's he got?

910
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,920
What's he got in his sack of tricks?

911
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:53,700
Nothing.

912
00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:54,460
Arter.

913
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,120
What did you do?

914
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,200
Doesn't matter.

915
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:04,000
The referee blows his amazing whistle like DJ Alligator on alligator balls.

916
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,900
And it's Azerbaijan.

917
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,380
The losers tonight go home.

918
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:10,340
Empty handed.

919
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:13,220
Like a sack of bad.

920
00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:18,420
A Baku backpack full of tears and fears.

921
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,660
And here we can get to see that shot from the first half again.

922
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,440
Rinald don't even come at us because you got bit.

923
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:26,440
Indeed.

924
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,260
You used that one before Tommy.

925
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,080
But I mean it's nice to hear again.

926
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,980
And this is the shot from Brady.

927
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,120
The Brady ball earlier on.

928
00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,920
He didn't make that mistake the second time to Brady.

929
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:37,920
He didn't.

930
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,740
He learned from that.

931
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,540
He learned that he hasn't got his shooting boots on tonight.

932
00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:45,460
And that it was better for him to play that ball into McGoldrick.

933
00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:50,000
We're so, so proud of the boys going all the way out to the Euros.

934
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,120
And dispatching the boys from Baku.

935
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,460
The boys from Baku going back home tonight.

936
00:45:57,460 --> 00:45:58,900
And let's see that again.

937
00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,900
Lovely little ball into the Brady ball.

938
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:03,600
And the Brady ball to McGoldrick finishes it off.

939
00:46:03,940 --> 00:46:04,980
Let's see it one more time.

940
00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,060
Let's see it one more time.

941
00:46:06,140 --> 00:46:07,160
Let's see it one more time.

942
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,560
Brady ball comes in.

943
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,140
McGoldrick winds it up.

944
00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,240
And sends it home.

945
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:13,260
And sends it home.

946
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,300
Right into the back of the onion sack of the cracker.

947
00:46:17,820 --> 00:46:22,780
And it's a fantastic situation to be coming home tonight with this scoreline in the backpack.

948
00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:23,400
Isn't it?

949
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,820
Indeed it is.

950
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:25,960
Fantastic.

951
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:26,960
From start to finish.

952
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:28,540
We thought it was a bit boring.

953
00:46:28,740 --> 00:46:29,480
It was boring.

954
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:30,660
Noel Murphy.

955
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:31,820
Another man.

956
00:46:32,060 --> 00:46:32,860
Who knows.

957
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,700
Who knows his onions.

958
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,640
Thank you very much Noel for your tip.

959
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,460
Get yourself an old chicken roll before the corona sets in.

960
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,040
He says.

961
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,640
Sure God knows when it'll be over.

962
00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:44,580
It was only yesterday.

963
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:47,540
Me neighbor Mary was telling me her daughter's over in Spain.

964
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:51,300
And she knows a fellow whose uncle has it.

965
00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,040
It is absolutely mad.

966
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,420
Thank you very much Noel Murphy.

967
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:56,900
Indeed.

968
00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:59,740
I want to echo Tom's thanks there to Noel Murphy.

969
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:02,440
And thank you very much for that tip.

970
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,000
Also Aldo versus the man in the cap.

971
00:47:05,420 --> 00:47:06,560
Thank you very much for that.

972
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:09,820
And hopefully you're doing well everybody out there in cyberspace.

973
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,020
We'll be back in a moment.

974
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,820
Over to Connor Williams.

975
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,420
We'll be giving us our roundup in just a moment's time.

976
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,700
Before we move on to our second match.

977
00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:20,020
Thanks very much for tuning in everybody.

978
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:22,880
Just a quick look at the porridge before we go.

979
00:47:23,580 --> 00:47:24,260
It's still there.

980
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:25,640
It's all to eat.

981
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:26,680
And it's all to play for.

982
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,920
It's coming thick and fast.

983
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,980
So please do stay tuned for more footballing action.

984
00:47:31,980 --> 00:47:32,980
Thanks very much.

985
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:59,680
How's it going guys?

986
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,860
Connor Williams here.

987
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:05,040
Former C-U-U-S-E-L's executive of Mercedes Ireland.

988
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,300
You know at the end of the day.

989
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,260
I don't think there's much hope.

990
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,420
I really don't.

991
00:48:20,260 --> 00:48:21,920
There's a lot of darkness.

992
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,140
A lot of darkness out there.

993
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:25,860
Hell.

994
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:29,820
Well it's like that.

995
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:33,280
And away we go here for the Brazilian Grand Prix on Network 2.

996
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,900
And Savelle's got a great start.

997
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,220
But it's a short run down to the line.

998
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:37,340
As for a strap on.

999
00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:39,280
Creams off the competition at the first turn.

1000
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,040
Loobity loop.

1001
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,400
Banger Hamilton sneaks into second like a sneak thief leaving Vettel in third.

1002
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,320
And Bollars trailing in behind.

1003
00:48:45,620 --> 00:48:47,580
I don't know why but I'd love a Heineken right now.

1004
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,960
As Albon and Perez tussle on the turn.

1005
00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:52,720
Like two turn tusslers in the night.

1006
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,380
United by fate.

1007
00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:56,060
Bonded over grief.

1008
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:56,800
Loss.

1009
00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:57,820
Motorsport.

1010
00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:58,740
Fast living.

1011
00:48:58,980 --> 00:48:59,640
Sexy women.

1012
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,160
Custom bridge stones.

1013
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,980
And crates of Sam Pell on pain of death.

1014
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:08,060
I was actually down to the paddock there earlier on.

1015
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,120
I went on a bit of a pitch shack foray.

1016
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,760
Into the hopes and fears of some of the drivers on the circuit.

1017
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:19,700
Lewis Hamilton confided to me that he was frightened for the climate nightmare which had enveloped the globe.

1018
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:23,240
And he proceeded to shed three tears into a Kleenex balsam.

1019
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,180
One for hope.

1020
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,680
Another for peace.

1021
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:27,360
And one final tear.

1022
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,200
He said for Greta Thunberg.

1023
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:29,940
With that.

1024
00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:35,280
He's smiling cooey drove away in a 6.8 litre AMG track car.

1025
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,560
Pure motherfucking Hamilton.

1026
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:39,320
On Network 2.

1027
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,220
Connor.

1028
00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,500
Yes.

1029
00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:56,940
How's it going guys?

1030
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,940
Connor Williams here.

1031
00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:02,700
Bringing you the group round.

1032
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:03,720
Roundup.

1033
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,380
Group stage.

1034
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:04,980
Match day one.

1035
00:50:05,060 --> 00:50:05,760
We got Ukraine.

1036
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,120
Hammered the Grecian.

1037
00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:07,760
Grecian.

1038
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,660
Greek balls.

1039
00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:10,000
The Greeks.

1040
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:10,860
3-1.

1041
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,920
Sorry there for calling it Greek balls.

1042
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,580
Didn't mean that.

1043
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:14,760
Just came out.

1044
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,860
Hopefully no one from Greece is watching.

1045
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,820
Or if you are not from Greece.

1046
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:22,540
Maybe you took offense on behalf of the Greeks.

1047
00:50:22,540 --> 00:50:23,040
Maybe you took offense on behalf of the Greeks.

1048
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:24,560
Apologies.

1049
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:26,340
Latvia.

1050
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:26,340
Latvia.

1051
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,520
beaten 3-1 by Bosnia and Herzegovina.

1052
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Sweden.

1053
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Sweden.

1054
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Sweden.

1055
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,520
Sweden.

1056
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,320
Could only manage stalemate for the Israelis.

1057
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,280
And of course Ireland.

1058
00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:36,780
Matching the Azerbaijanis.

1059
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:37,540
The Azerbaijanis.

1060
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,340
In match day one of the group stage.

1061
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:41,380
Quick look at that group F.

1062
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:42,780
See those standings there.

1063
00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,020
Ireland.

1064
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,000
Top of the group.

1065
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,560
The other teams failing to capitalize on their opening game.

1066
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,280
And get the full three points in the bag.

1067
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:51,200
Sweden.

1068
00:50:51,980 --> 00:50:52,960
In second place.

1069
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,260
Israel in third.

1070
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,140
And also Azerbaijani.

1071
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:57,900
Played one.

1072
00:50:59,060 --> 00:50:59,840
1-0.

1073
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:01,040
Drawn zero.

1074
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,440
Lost one.

1075
00:51:03,020 --> 00:51:04,120
Goals for zero.

1076
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,440
Goals against.

1077
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,060
One.

1078
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:07,080
Goal difference.

1079
00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,360
Minus one.

1080
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:10,880
It's a fantastic situation to be in.

1081
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,200
For Ireland there.

1082
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,780
And really, really, really.

1083
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:18,060
I'm looking forward to seeing how they get through in this group.

1084
00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:18,420
You know.

1085
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:20,900
I'm not much of a soccer man myself.

1086
00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:22,540
I'd be more into the rug.

1087
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,280
You know.

1088
00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,780
Other kinds of sports.

1089
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,120
Different sports.

1090
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:29,520
Not really sure.

1091
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,000
Actually.

1092
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,520
Never been one myself.

1093
00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:33,640
Or.

1094
00:51:33,820 --> 00:51:34,740
How's it going guys?

1095
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:35,460
Sorry.

1096
00:51:35,580 --> 00:51:35,880
We're in the.

1097
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:37,560
Back of the Maybach here.

1098
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,060
I was actually speaking to Johnny Ronan yesterday.

1099
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,520
About the European Championships.

1100
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,400
And I said.

1101
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,440
J-Ro.

1102
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,020
What do you think?

1103
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:48,980
It's going to be baby.

1104
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,380
Ireland win it.

1105
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,080
Or is it going to be an absolute stinker.

1106
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:54,060
Like the World Cup.

1107
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:56,320
Says it doesn't matter Connor.

1108
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,740
Because we've both got Maybacks.

1109
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,420
And later on.

1110
00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:02,040
We're going to be going Mayback.

1111
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,840
To our respective houses.

1112
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:04,480
Or.

1113
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,500
Second or third holiday homes.

1114
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,420
Around the country.

1115
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,100
Where we've escaped to.

1116
00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:11,340
To avoid the flashpoint of COVID.

1117
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,420
In our own city.

1118
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,200
Dublin.

1119
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,580
And move out to the sticks.

1120
00:52:15,580 --> 00:52:17,100
Where there's probably less COVID.

1121
00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:19,160
And we can just live in our holiday homes.

1122
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,860
Until all this shit blows over.

1123
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:21,560
I said.

1124
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:22,320
You know what J-

1125
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,700
You know what J-Ro.

1126
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,480
You're goddamn right.

1127
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,580
And with that.

1128
00:52:27,260 --> 00:52:28,940
We wound up our respective windows.

1129
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,340
And drove away.

1130
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,360
Smiling coolly.

1131
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:32,360
Knowing.

1132
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,760
That we're going to be doing okay.

1133
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,020
In the future.

1134
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:37,160
And.

1135
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:37,660
You know.

1136
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,540
In the past as well.

1137
00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:39,480
It's just been a great.

1138
00:52:39,540 --> 00:52:40,380
It's been a great time.

1139
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,620
Great time for Ireland as well.

1140
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,040
At the moment.

1141
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:44,520
Not.

1142
00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,280
Not so good.

1143
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:46,260
Yeah.

1144
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,520
We're looking at another recess.

1145
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,360
We're going to.

1146
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,880
It looks like it's going to be another recess guys.

1147
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:53,420
Which is not good.

1148
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:54,960
It's not good.

1149
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,260
But.

1150
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,020
There's going to be opportunity as well.

1151
00:52:58,720 --> 00:52:58,940
You know.

1152
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:00,540
We said about the Celtic Tiger.

1153
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:02,260
Yeah that cat.

1154
00:53:02,340 --> 00:53:05,060
That cat got it's claws sharpened up.

1155
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:06,880
During the 90s and early 90s.

1156
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,440
Then it got them trimmed and filed down.

1157
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,320
To the point where it just had.

1158
00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:12,360
Just paws.

1159
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,840
No claws.

1160
00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:15,580
Just paws.

1161
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:16,960
Ah.

1162
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:17,720
But I.

1163
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,180
Look you do what you do.

1164
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:21,400
You do what you can.

1165
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,940
You work in the dark.

1166
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,380
You work in the dark.

1167
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,860
You give what you have.

1168
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:27,440
You do what you can.

1169
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,000
The rest is the madness of art.

1170
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,580
So let's get on with the rest of the football.

1171
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,760
Thanks for tuning in.

1172
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:35,120
See you later, guys.

1173
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:35,840
Connor Williams.

1174
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,320
Welcome back to the football, everybody.

1175
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,380
It's the second match day.

1176
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,400
It's match day two of the group,

1177
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,720
opening group phase of Euro 2020,

1178
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:05,120
a tournament we didn't think we'd ever see.

1179
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,860
A lot of amazing strings have been pulled.

1180
00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:13,540
And here we are, about to witness the spectacle that is match day two.

1181
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,480
Israel.

1182
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:16,220
The Israelites.

1183
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,420
The chosen people.

1184
00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:22,040
Or so they say.

1185
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,780
And versus Ireland.

1186
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,140
The Irish.

1187
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:30,920
In the net.

1188
00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,700
Strange decision.

1189
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:33,520
Tommy.

1190
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,340
It really isn't a strange decision.

1191
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,060
He's always been the keeper.

1192
00:54:39,060 --> 00:54:40,260
Throughout every game.

1193
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:41,760
Yeah.

1194
00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:43,480
I suppose you're right.

1195
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:43,480
I suppose you're right.

1196
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:44,700
You're actually right there, Tommy.

1197
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:49,020
Regarding Israel, though, the Marciano lad is in goal for them.

1198
00:54:49,140 --> 00:54:50,860
You've got Luciano Taha.

1199
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,140
Odigo Degani.

1200
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,420
You've got Gerson Ben-Haroosh.

1201
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,400
D'Assa.

1202
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:56,440
D'Assa.

1203
00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:57,360
Peretz.

1204
00:54:57,500 --> 00:54:57,980
Kayal.

1205
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:58,960
Nacho.

1206
00:54:59,520 --> 00:54:59,960
Dabur.

1207
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:00,920
And Zahavi.

1208
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,580
You'd want to watch out for your men, Zahavi.

1209
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,380
He's one to be reckoned with, especially in front of the goal.

1210
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:16,060
He knows where the goal is, and he knows how to put the ball into the onion sack.

1211
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:21,120
And like we did the last day against New Zealand when we hammered them 5-0,

1212
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,600
this fella can hammer the ball into the back of the onion sack so hard that it ruptures onions.

1213
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,400
And then it makes the goalkeeper cry.

1214
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:35,420
Yeah, well, I reckon the goalkeeper was crying the last day from New Zealand because he let 5 slip past him.

1215
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,020
We're in Monaco for this game.

1216
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:39,800
It's an iconic stadium, Tom.

1217
00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,400
Really is. They've got no...

1218
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:47,820
They've got a stand at the end, but they've cut it half off just to have some fancy architecture.

1219
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,620
But it's nice, like.

1220
00:55:51,580 --> 00:55:55,760
It is. This is Monaco, baby, the playground of the rich and famous.

1221
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,760
A lot of shady New World Order boys on their yachts.

1222
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,080
playing COVID games with each other.

1223
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,680
While they're meant to be on lockdown.

1224
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,000
They're all on yacht down.

1225
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,400
Probably fucking swimming in champers.

1226
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:08,100
The national anthem!

1227
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,980
Feel the dream.

1228
00:56:27,980 --> 00:56:28,000
Feel the dream.

1229
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Feel the dream.

1230
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Feel the dream.

1231
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:28,160
Feel the dream.

1232
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:28,400
Feel the dream.

1233
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,000
Feel the dream.

1234
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Feel the dream.

1235
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Feel the dream.

1236
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Feel the dream.

1237
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Feel the dream.

1238
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Feel the dream.

1239
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Feel the dream.

1240
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Feel the dream.

1241
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Feel the dream.

1242
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Feel the dream.

1243
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Feel the dream.

1244
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Feel the dream.

1245
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Feel the dream.

1246
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Feel the dream.

1247
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Feel the dream.

1248
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Feel the dream.

1249
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Feel the dream.

1250
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Feel the dream.

1251
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Indeed, Tommy.

1252
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:47,500
Indeed, Tommy.

1253
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,000
Feel the dream.

1254
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Feel the dream.

1255
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
the Wheeling National Anthem.

1256
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
*Sounds of the Green*

1257
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,320
*Pewds*

1258
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:10,380
Feel the green.

1259
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,320
Arizona.

1260
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:27,200
They're a very contentious bunch, the Israelis.

1261
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,600
But we'll leave that aside for tonight.

1262
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:31,360
And look at the pitch.

1263
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,920
5-3-2 formation. Zahavi and Dabur up front.

1264
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:41,760
Peretz in the middle and Taha and Odeghani centre back with Marciano, that man, the goalkeeper, with massive hands.

1265
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,880
Playing goalkeeper for Israel. Haha!

1266
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:50,800
Darren Randolph. Randolph, the red-hand reindeer. Again, no links to unionist or loyalist groups.

1267
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,040
It's just a friendly nickname we put on him.

1268
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,280
Keo at the back. Wheelin' in the middle.

1269
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,680
McGuldrick up the top. Who you gonna diddle?

1270
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,560
That was... you shouldn't say that.

1271
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,800
Uh, that's... that's not right.

1272
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,320
Um, apologies about that diddle remark. It just came out.

1273
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:24,000
And sorry, we need to remove the porridge from the screen. There we go. And let's get the game underway. Big thank you to Mike Johnson. Play Alan Judge and Conor's cravat for that lovely, lovely tip that you've just dispatched. And Noel Murphy. Thank you very much.

1274
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:29,440
Ireland. It's Israel straight away. They're attacking dangerously. No!

1275
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:36,240
I thought that was gonna be the worst own goal ever, ever, ever by Ireland. But don't worry.

1276
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:52,480
We're gonna keep on... keep on... keepin' on. Keepin' on. As Curtis Mayfield sang in that song, which was eponymously titled "Keep On Keeping On". Now, Brady. The Brady ball. Passes it square to Hendricks.

1277
00:58:52,480 --> 00:59:11,760
Jimi Hendricks. Jimi Hendricks. Passes it back to Hurrahan, who's screaming out for the ball. Ominous start for the Irish. But we still got the ball. Stevens, can he get across in here? He can! McGuldrick tries to find a head on it! But it's scooped up comfortably by Marciano.

1278
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:21,600
They seem to know what they're doing with the ball when they're doing it. The Israelites. They really do.

1279
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:50,720
And it seems like they're... they're absolutely... really raring to go. Absolutely. And, uh, look at this now. McGuldrick was offside? He was. He was. He was. Ah. Sorry there. I just had to take a... a slug of water. Now. Israel. Looking to make amends here on the pitch of dreams.

1280
00:59:50,720 --> 01:00:06,720
They're looking to expand out on what they, uh, claim to be theirs. They claim the pitch is theirs and they want to... They're not happy with their own half. They actually want to get into our halves. And... seemingly, uh, I don't know, get rid of us or something.

1281
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:18,720
Seems like that, doesn't it? We... we... I mean, they're trying to force their way in. Um, but we're... we're putting up a good fight and we're hopefully not gonna let that happen.

1282
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:28,400
happen. Ireland. In the middle of the park. Glen Whelan. Spins it out of Hurrahan. Hurrahan.

1283
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:37,060
Doddling on it like a lazy fair management. And it's Hendrik. Now in the middle of the pitch. He

1284
01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:42,960
passes it back to Coleman. Coleman. He's got Brady on the wing. We know what Brady can do. He's

1285
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:47,400
dangerous on that wing. He's got a man running down the flank. He's giving it to him. It's Hendrik.

1286
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,680
Hendrik. Hendrik. Hendrik. Right into the middle. Hurrahan. Hurrahan shoots. Blocked.

1287
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:58,140
Deflected by the Israeli. And it looks like McLean's on the ball but he's offside.

1288
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:13,140
Stout defense from Israel around their box. Says Mike Johnson. You're right. You're goddamn

1289
01:01:13,140 --> 01:01:20,320
right. How is the crowd? Is the audio okay for the crowd there everybody who's watching

1290
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:25,120
in the chat? Let me know. Say yes or no. Could it be louder? If you want it louder let's get

1291
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:33,120
it louder. If it's not loud enough let's get it louder. Ireland. Looking to make a little

1292
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:41,680
dent in the Israeli's car. And then drive away without them exchanging insurance details because

1293
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:46,100
it was only a little knock and you don't want them to know about it. It's a scummy thing to do but look

1294
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:54,820
you know needs must when it when it when it happens. Look come on lads get the ball. Good lads.

1295
01:01:55,300 --> 01:02:08,840
And Stevens. Stevens now galloping down the the the center of the pitch. He's got no one in support. He's gonna have to try and give it to McGoldrick who's ran ahead of him. McGoldrick sweeps the balloon to McLean. McLean sees McGoldrick tries a little one two.

1296
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:38,820
McGoldrick. A flu ball. Yep. Lovely flu ball there. Stevens was looking to make it evens. Yep. World peas. Thanks for that little quip. And look at it's a stale mate at the moment. But I tell you something mate. They're not playing stale. They're fresh. Just off the

1297
01:02:38,820 --> 01:03:08,800
shelf. Oh. Whelan. Lost the ball there to the Israeli. The Israeli pumps it up the park. Right to the feller at the front of the pitch. He's known as the striker. Ireland. Giving the ball away very slappily in the center circle. Something's gonna have to give. If that's the case. Someone's gonna have to change. But it's great tenacious defending from Hendrik. He won the ball there. It should not have been a three kick at all to Israel. But needless to say they've got it. And it's headed away. Cooley can't

1298
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:22,100
McLean. McLean. McLean. Again. Giving away slappily. It's a little bit jumpy. A little bit jippery. Chirrick trickery. And chittery. Chitty chitty bang bang. What'd you say Tommy?

1299
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:32,800
Really is. Chitty chitty bang bang. Uh. That weird fella who used to go around saying lollipop's children. Yeah. The wrongin'.

1300
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:45,680
Him yeah. It's a bit wrong at the moment. What we need to do is get the ball into the back of the onion sack. There's only one way to do that. And that's by putting the ball in by shooting at the goal with your foot.

1301
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:59,000
Such biting scintillating analysis there from Thomas. My uncle and sports broadcaster extraordinaire. Broadcastin' air. What'd you say Tom?

1302
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:06,740
I wouldn't go that far now. Um. But a lot of the lads down the pub say I know my stuff. I know my onions. Tommy onions we could call you.

1303
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,280
Nah I don't want that. Schlug is. Schlug by name. Schlug by nature.

1304
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:16,680
Well you certainly stink like an onion. As Ireland are pumping the ball into the middle of the balloon hatch.

1305
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:23,220
McGoldrick dispossessed again at the final furlong. And Israel look like they could counter attack here. It could be very dangerous.

1306
01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:28,620
They indeed they are counter attacking. If he gets it to his man it's gonna be a fucking stinker. And he has given it to him.

1307
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:35,020
Can he do the unthinkable? No. He has. He's hustled and bustled his way into the area.

1308
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:42,020
Ireland are very scrappily dappily doing nothing with the ball here. Please get it away lads. And they do. It's Jimmy McLean.

1309
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:47,380
What does he mean? When he passes the ball. Up. Up the screen.

1310
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:53,640
And it's over to Hendrik. Jimmy Hendrik. Come on lads. Let's get the ball moving. Let's get the blood pumping.

1311
01:04:54,320 --> 01:05:00,660
Hendrik. To McGoldrick now in the center. McGoldrick's got no one. He'd love to have someone. He squares it back.

1312
01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:05,260
To Hendrik. To McGoldrick. First time. Into the back of the onion sack of goals.

1313
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,880
And that's what I call a textbook piece of interplay.

1314
01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:10,580
Indeed.

1315
01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:13,500
McGoldrick.

1316
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:16,620
Scoring the goals that would make you sick.

1317
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,140
Teaming up with that man Hendrik.

1318
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,880
Hendrik Lemaire.

1319
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:25,900
And Dahi McGoldrick. And Randolph.

1320
01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:29,240
The Red Hand Reindeer.

1321
01:05:30,740 --> 01:05:33,100
Again. Red Hand Reindeer.

1322
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:34,700
Zero.

1323
01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:37,340
Association with the Red Hand Defenders.

1324
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,440
Who got in touch there earlier on to say.

1325
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,340
Love in the stream.

1326
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,420
But we don't know why you're.

1327
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,180
You're attributing Randolph to us.

1328
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:47,480
So.

1329
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:48,800
Don't worry.

1330
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,340
We will clarify that.

1331
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:50,960
It's just a.

1332
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,000
It's an innocent.

1333
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,420
Innocent name.

1334
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:55,180
And that's.

1335
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,820
The whistle blown for the end of the first half.

1336
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,180
It's been a very cheeky game of cheeky ball.

1337
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:01,100
What would you say Tom?

1338
01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:02,740
So cheeky.

1339
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,460
Enough cheek for another arse.

1340
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:07,400
There's been enough cheek.

1341
01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:08,940
For even.

1342
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:10,220
A third arse.

1343
01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:11,940
Maybe.

1344
01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:13,720
Enough cheek for another set of cheeks.

1345
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:14,800
Even on your face.

1346
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:15,520
Yeah.

1347
01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:17,940
Maybe enough cheek for a fourth.

1348
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,200
A fourth arse on your face.

1349
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,740
I don't know about that now.

1350
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:23,260
It's a bit weird.

1351
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,120
I was trying to imagine.

1352
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,820
Where else could you get these cheeks.

1353
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:28,720
And maybe if your face had an arse.

1354
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:30,080
What would that be?

1355
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,080
An arse face.

1356
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:32,780
I'd imagine.

1357
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:33,880
Yeah.

1358
01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:36,720
I wonder if anyone's ever been born.

1359
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:38,000
With an arse face.

1360
01:06:39,020 --> 01:06:39,720
Couldn't tell you.

1361
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,280
But I'm sure if you looked it up on Google.

1362
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,000
You could find something of.

1363
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:44,180
Of that nature.

1364
01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:44,840
Francis.

1365
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:49,840
Francis.

1366
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:50,380
Yeah.

1367
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:50,640
Sorry.

1368
01:06:50,700 --> 01:06:52,400
I'm just searching now for arse face.

1369
01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:55,620
How would you look at that?

1370
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:57,540
There is someone that actually has a face.

1371
01:06:57,580 --> 01:06:58,480
That looks like an arse.

1372
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:01,620
Oh my god.

1373
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,540
Shall I put it up on the screen?

1374
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:05,320
Don't.

1375
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,180
You can't show that.

1376
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:07,840
You cannot show that.

1377
01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,140
Come on.

1378
01:07:09,620 --> 01:07:10,220
You'll get banned.

1379
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,380
You'll get banned if you show that.

1380
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,000
But it's a real person.

1381
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:14,640
Like it's not.

1382
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:15,900
That's their face.

1383
01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:16,980
It's not a private part.

1384
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,880
Because it's their face.

1385
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,540
You'd have to have a bag over it.

1386
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,240
How would you get a bag over that?

1387
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,300
Unless it's one of those big ones from Lidl that costs three euro.

1388
01:07:26,620 --> 01:07:28,620
You wouldn't be buying one of them awful handy anyway.

1389
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:31,180
I have one in the boot of the car.

1390
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:32,980
I keep forgetting to use it.

1391
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,820
It's got mold growing on it now.

1392
01:07:35,940 --> 01:07:36,140
Yeah.

1393
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,100
Well one of those would fit over that anyway.

1394
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:40,780
But it'd be an awful shame.

1395
01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:43,260
To have that.

1396
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,080
Looking back at you in the mirror.

1397
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:45,520
You know.

1398
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:46,460
I know.

1399
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:48,740
It would really be like.

1400
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:51,740
Bending over in front of the mirror.

1401
01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:52,840
And looking at an arse.

1402
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:54,080
In the mirror.

1403
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:56,340
Yep.

1404
01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:58,360
That is exactly what it would be like.

1405
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,640
But I mean.

1406
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:01,740
Fair play to them anyway.

1407
01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:03,380
They're getting on with it.

1408
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:04,540
It would seem.

1409
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,580
Well we don't know if they're getting on with it.

1410
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,440
Tell you something though.

1411
01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:09,520
We should be getting on with this.

1412
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,820
Ireland are leading 1-0.

1413
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,300
Two shots to one.

1414
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,900
It's both of ours on target.

1415
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:17,680
How do you feel about the game so far Tommy?

1416
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:18,540
Well.

1417
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:19,920
Let me see here from the highlights.

1418
01:08:20,380 --> 01:08:21,180
It's mainly us.

1419
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:23,140
The Israelis took the tip off.

1420
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,460
Fantastic bit of tippage.

1421
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,060
And after that.

1422
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,540
They tried to strike fear into our hearts.

1423
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:30,700
And minds.

1424
01:08:31,260 --> 01:08:32,980
With a shot here from Deboer.

1425
01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:35,860
And it didn't bother Randolph at all.

1426
01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:36,500
Like he was.

1427
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:37,760
He had it covered.

1428
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:39,360
Yeah.

1429
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:40,780
And then we came out of the.

1430
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:41,620
Out of the.

1431
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:43,240
The woodwork box.

1432
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:44,120
Like a.

1433
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,220
Like a jack in the box.

1434
01:08:45,860 --> 01:08:47,000
Like a coiled spring.

1435
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:47,740
Would you say it up?

1436
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,680
Pure coiled.

1437
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,400
Look at this.

1438
01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,120
Lovely bit of interplay between the two boys up front.

1439
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,200
And wouldn't you know it.

1440
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,180
McGoldrick.

1441
01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:01,540
Schlicing it in with the shin.

1442
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,360
Real Sinn Féin in the membrane.

1443
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Really is Sinn Féin work there.

1444
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:08,820
Lovely Sinn Féin work from McGoldrick.

1445
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,060
Sorry.

1446
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,080
Just have to.

1447
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,800
Say that that comment was just an off the cuff remark.

1448
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:14,920
In no ways.

1449
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:18,460
Is McGoldrick associated with.

1450
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,940
Or does he espouse the views.

1451
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:22,360
Of Sinn Féin.

1452
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,700
Who won the most votes.

1453
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,500
In the most recent election.

1454
01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:27,420
In Ireland.

1455
01:09:27,780 --> 01:09:28,060
Doesn't.

1456
01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:28,780
He's not.

1457
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:29,660
Involved.

1458
01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:30,480
He's not a shinner.

1459
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:30,860
But we.

1460
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:32,060
He can score shinners.

1461
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:32,300
But.

1462
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:33,940
I don't know if he's.

1463
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:34,660
Brits out.

1464
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:35,340
But look at that.

1465
01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:36,020
It was a lovely.

1466
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:36,900
Lovely ball.

1467
01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:38,740
And a lovely goal anyway.

1468
01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:39,840
Yep.

1469
01:09:39,980 --> 01:09:40,860
He's doing the business.

1470
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:41,520
He's.

1471
01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:42,360
He's coming to work.

1472
01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:43,620
He's putting the hours in.

1473
01:09:43,860 --> 01:09:44,780
And he's putting the hours in.

1474
01:09:44,860 --> 01:09:45,580
In the training ground.

1475
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,040
And it's paying off.

1476
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:47,940
Mightily.

1477
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,640
Mightily.

1478
01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:49,460
Mightily.

1479
01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:50,540
Mightily fine.

1480
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,060
And thank you very much.

1481
01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:53,120
Sarah and James.

1482
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,520
For that lovely tip there.

1483
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:57,240
We're going to get into this second half now.

1484
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:59,240
Right after a slice of Vertonghen.

1485
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,140
Don't go away.

1486
01:10:00,140 --> 01:10:03,300
Vertonghen.

1487
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,420
Vertonghen.

1488
01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:05,460
Vertonghen.

1489
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,540
Vertonghen.

1490
01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:07,660
Vertonghen.

1491
01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:08,660
Vertonghen.

1492
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:09,660
Vertonghen.

1493
01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,660
Vertonghen.

1494
01:10:10,660 --> 01:10:11,660
Vertonghen.

1495
01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:18,660
Vittongen

1496
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:48,640
"Vetongen"

1497
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,640
"Vetongen"

1498
01:10:52,640 --> 01:11:03,640
"Vetongen"

1499
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:16,640
Welcome back to the match of your dreams. Ireland versus Israel. Israel. Sorry, messed up the pronunciation of Israel there. Israel I said or something.

1500
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:28,640
Israel is a "Kronek" pronunciation. You're mispronouncing your worms Tommy. The both of us. We've both fluffed up there.

1501
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:40,640
And what was the most important part where we come back and everyone's listening for the change from the Vertonghen to us.

1502
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:46,640
It's a beautiful tournament again. And we're giving as good as we get. As good as the boys on the pitch are getting too.

1503
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:56,640
Coleman gives the ball away. Ominously after we've said that they were giving as good as they got. If that is as good as they've got, then we don't want to get any more from them.

1504
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:10,640
Israel, laughing a balloon forward far to their man. It's a searching ball, but it didn't have the eyes to find them. And Ireland have scooped up the spillage and are in the middle now with some triple ply quality kitchen roll.

1505
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:20,640
Which really was all that was left on the shelves. Everybody had took the arse wipe. All that was down there was kitchen roll.

1506
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:31,640
Was it Charmin' or Bounty? Wasn't even Bounty or Charmin' like it was just fucking rubbish. It was the basic no frills stuff.

1507
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:44,640
Yep. I have that in the Jacks at home as well. You're using that as well are ya? Yep. My arse is in tatters. The ball comes in here Magolder can you get a- Woo!

1508
01:12:44,640 --> 01:13:03,640
Cristiano! Ronaldo! Don't even try it man! But it was a good valiant attempt at that. I must, I must have really, really, really been flustered there to have seen that.

1509
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:13,640
That was an incredible bit of play. Textual interplay by the boys and Magolderic with the bicycle kick.

1510
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:24,640
Trying to make that goal mouth ripple with that onion ball. And look at this now. Ireland really gathering a lovely bit of pace and momentum now.

1511
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:31,640
He's got a man making a run. It's Hendrik. He's got the ball. Can he square it back? He does! And Magolderic again with the tap and against the post!

1512
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,640
Rebound!

1513
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:42,640
Oh my god. We need three bites of the cherry. Indeed we need three bites of the cherry but one should be enough. I mean the cherry's awful small.

1514
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:47,640
Cherry's awful small. He'd want to have a small mouth not to be able to bite the fucking thing.

1515
01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:52,640
Brady sends the ball into Magolder for another bicycle kicker but it's an absolute stinker.

1516
01:13:53,640 --> 01:14:04,640
Thank you very much there to RS for your tip. It's very kind to you and I hope you are getting on well.

1517
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:20,640
And that you're enjoying the football that's on display for you here tonight. It's the European Championship. One that we wanted to see. Indeed. We were set to face some country. I think it might have been, was it Switzerland to go through Tommy?

1518
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:31,640
I think it could have been Switzerland yeah. So that would have been ominous. Yeah. Actually I'm not sure if it was. I think we played the Swiss in the group games.

1519
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:43,640
Maybe our friends out there in the chat box will let us know about that as the moment passes. Coleman takes us into the night with a lovely bit of jiggery-pokery on the right wing.

1520
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:53,640
Hendrik has found a bit of space for himself on the edge of the area. He's looking to settle down. But he loses control of the balloon. And the Israelis have stolen our balloon.

1521
01:14:54,640 --> 01:15:03,640
We had it. The Israelis came and took it and said, "This is our balloon now." And what's more, it's always been our balloon. Because that book said it.

1522
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:05,640
What book was that?

1523
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:14,640
Some ancient scriptures written before mass communication. So you know, all you had to do was rely on scriptures and stuff.

1524
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:23,640
Yeah. But I mean, you can, there's still goodness to be found in those scriptures. Goodness at, goodness at what? Goodness gracious me!

1525
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:34,640
Oh, a chance goes a begging there as Ireland failed to capitalize on the absolute capitulation of the Israelis. Look at this now. Keough.

1526
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:45,640
Trying to build up steam here with a through forward momentum ball. Coleman's got a bit of space and time. He's looking to make a bit of use of it with a through ball.

1527
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:53,640
Too much on it though. McGoldrick's not going to get to it. Number 20. Rolls it back and sends it out to six. Square ball down the line.

1528
01:15:53,640 --> 01:16:01,640
No messing around here from Israel. But would you expect anything less from them? As McGoldrick has picked up the ball on the area in a dangerous position.

1529
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:10,640
He tries to find McLean. McLean has got it now. Spillage. One, two. McGoldrick. Back to Hendrick. Gives it to McGoldrick. McGoldrick takes a shot from Ridge!

1530
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:20,640
Wow! Wow! Just wow! He's there again. And that's the best you're gonna see today.

1531
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,640
Comes out of nowhere.

1532
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:25,640
Comes out of nowhere.

1533
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:26,640
Dispels the myth.

1534
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:29,640
Sticks it into the back of the sack.

1535
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:32,640
McGoldrick.

1536
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:41,640
Really was sensational, sensual play from Ireland. Tapping the ball around like tap dancers on the edge of the Israeli territory.

1537
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:55,640
And, uh, a final, final strike. And they tell you no amount of Iron Dome is gonna stop that missile as it goes into the fuckin' left hand corner of the onion sacker.

1538
01:16:56,640 --> 01:17:06,640
And there'll be tears in the goalkeeper's eyes. After those onions have been ruptured. Indeed. He'll have to go and see the doctor about that ruptured onion sack.

1539
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:25,640
Maybe get a bit of cream for it or something. Just to try and patch it back up. Patch Adams now. With Robin Williams. And you've got McGoldrick. You've got Hendrick. He's doing a little bit of jiggery jinking. In the middle of the- the ship is sinking for Israel. And he's jinking the ball around.

1540
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:44,640
Oh, it's lovely, sumptuous, casual textbook work here from Ireland. And the Hurricane Hurricane is in. He's turning left. He's turning right. Lazy back to Hendrick. With a rattlesnake. But it's double kissed back into the area by McGoldrick.

1541
01:17:44,640 --> 01:18:13,640
Even though it wasn't McGoldrick. It was Hurricane Hurricane again. McGoldrick was trying to get his third McGoldrick of the game. Israel. What have they got? Not much. They're long exponents of the long ball tonight. And it's Ireland who have flattened their opponents. And really danced a lovely horn pipe or reel across their Israeli dreams.

1542
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:42,360
And look at this. And look at this. Now Israel. Oh, no, man. That's a real, real shit situation. But it's come too late. Who's he shushing? You can shush yourself, man. Shush yourself. He's telling the boys in green to shut their holes. But I tell you, we're not going to take that lightly. Because I tell you what, we're the best fans in Europe, in the world as well.

1543
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:49,680
The Israelis can't travel. That's the problem. The Irish can. The Israelis can't travel.

1544
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:56,480
I don't think you should be getting that specific about traveling fans.

1545
01:18:57,620 --> 01:19:15,740
Well, they can travel. Let's just say that. I take it back. Listen, you can travel, lads. Well done to you. But I've never seen gangs of you dancing to Freed From Desire at four in the morning, having the crack, drinking pints, integrating with the locals.

1546
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:24,080
Anyway, we'll move on. The game has to go on. Look at this now. Whelan. And it's the game. It's the game in the bag for the boys.

1547
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:35,260
McGoldrick strikes twice. They say lightning never strikes twice. But McGoldrick does. And he's some bolt of lightning for this team.

1548
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,300
Congrats your bloody-lations there.

1549
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,900
You can see it on the faces of Keough.

1550
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,500
He's absolutely...

1551
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,640
The faces of Keough.

1552
01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:44,320
How many faces has he got, Tom?

1553
01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:47,400
He's only got one face, but you can see it on all of them.

1554
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,400
He's absolutely delighted.

1555
01:19:50,220 --> 01:19:54,800
And we're so proud of all the boys back here in the commentary booth.

1556
01:19:55,940 --> 01:19:59,280
It really was a fantastic performance from all the boys.

1557
01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:03,840
You had Ireland with the two goals and Israel only with one.

1558
01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:06,300
We had the 67% of the possession.

1559
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,780
Nine of our shots were off target.

1560
01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:10,200
Well, five of them were on.

1561
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:11,740
We had nine shots.

1562
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,700
Five of them were on target.

1563
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,820
Israel only had two shots.

1564
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,100
One of them was on target.

1565
01:20:16,780 --> 01:20:18,040
Yeah, we had four fouls.

1566
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:18,920
Three of them were good.

1567
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:23,860
Four three kicks to the Israelites that they couldn't do nothing with them.

1568
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:24,140
Why?

1569
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,420
They were at the other end of their pitch.

1570
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,640
A couple of bad offside situations going on there.

1571
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,840
We need to get that check, Tom.

1572
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:33,460
I would say it goes far to say now we got bet by Brazil in the World Cup final.

1573
01:20:34,140 --> 01:20:34,420
Why?

1574
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:38,920
Because of the offside shenanigans of Shane Lang.

1575
01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:41,140
The shenanigans of Shane Lang.

1576
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:49,420
But yeah, you don't want to be getting on his back because he did pull us out of a few dodgy situations.

1577
01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:51,360
Look, Shane Lang's fantastic.

1578
01:20:52,220 --> 01:20:53,660
And he should be starting every game.

1579
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:59,260
But we got to play with the formation that we're comfortable with.

1580
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,740
And then maybe introduce them because there's nothing in the opposition.

1581
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:04,600
You're the opposition.

1582
01:21:05,380 --> 01:21:11,500
The last thing you want to see in 70 minutes is fecking Shane Lang warming up on the touchline about to come on.

1583
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:13,620
Yeah, I agree with you.

1584
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:20,380
I'm in a complete agreement zone with you, Tommy.

1585
01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:23,020
I think you're so right.

1586
01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:32,920
And it's a testament to his ability as well that we do consider him an integral part of the team.

1587
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,060
Let's quick look at the passes.

1588
01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:34,860
They're successful.

1589
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,280
There's 146 passes strung together by Aaron tonight.

1590
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:39,300
It's pretty impressive stuff.

1591
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:42,660
Definitely a markup on the last game anyway.

1592
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:48,220
There were games we were absolutely arsehole in teams in the last...

1593
01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:49,020
Was it the World Cup?

1594
01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,200
Was it the World Cup?

1595
01:21:50,260 --> 01:21:51,180
Yeah, it happened yesterday.

1596
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:52,200
Start to finish.

1597
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:54,460
We were in the World Cup yesterday.

1598
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,060
Was it Ireland?

1599
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:57,240
Arsehole.

1600
01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,020
New Zealand.

1601
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:00,760
5-0.

1602
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,260
Jack Kramer, the big goose.

1603
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,260
Thank you very much, man.

1604
01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:08,060
But if you looked at the paperwork afterwards when you got back to the office,

1605
01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:10,320
you could see that they were equal in the pass rate.

1606
01:22:11,020 --> 01:22:12,320
So you do the mathematics.

1607
01:22:12,940 --> 01:22:14,540
Yeah, they were equal in the pass rate.

1608
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,440
We didn't really hold or retain possession that well.

1609
01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:18,800
We were giving it away too much.

1610
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,540
Merlin the wizard, thank you very much for your tip, my friend.

1611
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:24,820
That is very, very, very kind to you.

1612
01:22:24,860 --> 01:22:25,960
I hope you're getting on well.

1613
01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,240
And all the best to you.

1614
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:32,360
As for interceptions, they had to do the bulk of the work.

1615
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:34,360
But, I mean, we still made 15 more.

1616
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,480
Well, we made three more than them.

1617
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,600
Four tackles strong in the tackle we were.

1618
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,220
And one save by them.

1619
01:22:42,620 --> 01:22:43,780
Bounty is out for you.

1620
01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:45,880
Charmin, thank you very much.

1621
01:22:47,560 --> 01:22:50,240
So, all in all, a great game and a great situation.

1622
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:56,120
Please stay with us for the next match in this situation here.

1623
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,660
We're going to go over to Connor Williams.

1624
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,060
Thank you very much to Massad there.

1625
01:23:03,160 --> 01:23:03,700
Thank you very much.

1626
01:23:03,820 --> 01:23:07,060
Over to Connor Williams now with the roundup of the rest of today's games.

1627
01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:27,500
Another day.

1628
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:28,600
Another dollar.

1629
01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:30,960
The UEFA Euro 2020 here.

1630
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:33,600
Brought to you by Kone FM.

1631
01:23:34,940 --> 01:23:40,280
Bosnia-Herzegovina had a 2-0 stale made draw against the Ukrainian Bobboys.

1632
01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:44,340
Over in their opening group or second group game.

1633
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,540
SK, thank you very much for the tip there, SK.

1634
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:48,660
Very, very kind of you.

1635
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,300
Hope you're doing well.

1636
01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:56,420
The Grecian Greeks won 1-0 up against Latvia.

1637
01:23:57,380 --> 01:24:06,320
Of course, Azerbaijan continue a depressing foray into the European Championship with a 0-2 defeat at the hands of Sweden.

1638
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,760
Thank you very much to the Free Palestine boys.

1639
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:16,080
And it was Ireland who yet again continue their impressive campaign so far.

1640
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:20,820
By dispatching Israel with a 2-1 victory there.

1641
01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:22,260
McGoldrick getting both goals.

1642
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:25,660
An absolute fantastic night.

1643
01:24:26,340 --> 01:24:27,320
For the boys in green.

1644
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:29,380
And for football as well.

1645
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,080
I'm Connor Williams

1646
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,440
coming up with the highlights now

1647
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:34,440
the Brazilian Grand Prix

1648
01:24:34,440 --> 01:24:36,720
stay with us for more football

1649
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:37,160
and

1650
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,960
see you later

1651
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:43,440
on Network 2

1652
01:24:43,440 --> 01:25:04,920
a lot of these drivers now are faced with

1653
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:11,780
the undying possibility that maybe their lives have been leading up to a moment of clarity and reasoning

1654
01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:13,160
and they don't know what to do

1655
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,140
look Jordan we came to watch the cars go round the track fast

1656
01:25:16,140 --> 01:25:17,980
we don't want any of that psycho bobble

1657
01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:19,560
if that's okay with you

1658
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:21,700
and into lap 8 we go here on Network 2

1659
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,320
we're on board with Ricardo in the Renault

1660
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:25,620
as he reproaches the Simon Harris corner of pace

1661
01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:27,520
it's wheel to wheel and Madison has shat the bed

1662
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,380
and spun off into a dejected nightmare

1663
01:25:29,380 --> 01:25:33,060
while Ricardo melts away into the sunset like a liquid dildo

1664
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:36,180
really irresponsible move from Ricardo there was contact

1665
01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:37,920
as you can see contact was made there

1666
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:40,480
Ricardo's right balloon might have snapped off the left hand panel

1667
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,440
slider off Madison's thumb box

1668
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:46,300
meanwhile a jacklifter slides under Lewis Hamilton's funky bumper

1669
01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,480
four new rubbers and he's ready to rock

1670
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,820
watch for strap and sand

1671
01:25:49,820 --> 01:25:54,520
box pick a perfect box pick a perfect box

1672
01:25:54,520 --> 01:25:56,500
that's pitch shack speak for listen lads

1673
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,640
let's get a big fat fresh set of balloons onto the end of my four shafts

1674
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:03,500
and do it quickly for my stiffness ebbs the longer we fumbled

1675
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:08,740
there was a really sweet sweet pitch shack maneuver from Toro Rosso

1676
01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:14,500
and as you say that Jordan Kibitza has just tailgated to Toro Rosso as he exited the pit lane

1677
01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:20,500
Kibitza just David Blanes out of his balloon hatch making a Ronnie Rolex out of his strap on but what can you do?

1678
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:26,080
live fast you die hard on today FM!

1679
01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:41,360
welcome back to this the European Championships say no to racism the bands have been worn on the arms of the players also we're doing well

1680
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:48,880
Sweden are our opponents they look like the handiest out of the group so we want to be careful with ourselves here

1681
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:52,220
you'd want to mind your P's and Q's isn't that the case Tommy?

1682
01:26:53,180 --> 01:26:55,180
let's stand for the Swedish national anthem!

1683
01:26:55,180 --> 01:27:25,160
Let's go.

1684
01:27:25,160 --> 01:27:50,820
Feel the green. Arizona. Feel the green. Arizona.

1685
01:27:50,820 --> 01:28:14,000
The scene is set. The porridge is tasty.

1686
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:22,160
The men are out on the pitch. The time for chatting is over. The time for chatting is shite.

1687
01:28:22,620 --> 01:28:25,600
That was yesterday. Today is the day we do the talking on the pitch.

1688
01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:30,480
We're G'd up. Ride on, Sally. Let's do it.

1689
01:28:31,220 --> 01:28:38,640
You've got Forsberg, Foppe on the right wing. You've got Berg up front, Andersen, Klassen, Augustensen, Grandfisk.

1690
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:41,220
All of these big Swedish headers.

1691
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:47,120
And it's Ireland. Who are about to take the tip.

1692
01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,400
And we're away.

1693
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:05,720
Duffy, sorry about... Sorry, we just need to remove the porridge from the screen, please.

1694
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,060
Can we get the porridge removed? Tom?

1695
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:08,960
Eh?

1696
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:11,200
Can you take the porridge off the screen, man?

1697
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:12,340
Sorry, one sec.

1698
01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:15,600
Tom, this is really...

1699
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:17,600
Unprofessional.

1700
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,940
No, you're making it bigger.

1701
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:22,200
What?

1702
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:26,280
You're making the porridge bigger. You need to take it off the screen. It's obstructing the screen.

1703
01:29:28,840 --> 01:29:29,720
How do I do that?

1704
01:29:30,460 --> 01:29:33,540
You click the fucking eye button. The button takes it off.

1705
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:35,500
Where's that?

1706
01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:43,260
Can you not... Can you not just make it small or take it off completely? Don't drag it down.

1707
01:29:45,120 --> 01:29:46,720
You're dragging it back up again, man.

1708
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:51,600
I don't know how to operate. You haven't given me sufficient instructions for this.

1709
01:29:53,100 --> 01:29:53,860
Let me do it.

1710
01:29:59,140 --> 01:30:00,440
You see, it's not easy, is it?

1711
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:01,540
Let me... I'm trying to reach.

1712
01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,520
There. One click.

1713
01:30:06,620 --> 01:30:08,320
One click is all it takes.

1714
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:14,380
Thank you, Francis.

1715
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:15,700
No problem.

1716
01:30:16,020 --> 01:30:17,380
Let's carry on with the match here.

1717
01:30:17,380 --> 01:30:18,240
Thank you very much.

1718
01:30:18,240 --> 01:30:20,000
Myself, Francis Higgins here.

1719
01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,400
Not on the ball. I'm actually speaking.

1720
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:23,540
It's Coleman on the ball.

1721
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:26,140
Coleman rolls the ball back to Duffy.

1722
01:30:26,500 --> 01:30:26,940
Duffy.

1723
01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:28,740
To Keo now.

1724
01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:29,440
Richie Keo.

1725
01:30:29,580 --> 01:30:30,340
Squish the bish.

1726
01:30:30,420 --> 01:30:32,340
I want to say a big thank you to Squish the bish.

1727
01:30:32,380 --> 01:30:38,480
You tipped tenner there a moment ago when we were trying to get Tommy Schluck to learn basic computer operations.

1728
01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:40,000
Thank you very much.

1729
01:30:40,620 --> 01:30:40,960
Duffy.

1730
01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:43,580
Sweeps it up towards Hendrik.

1731
01:30:44,140 --> 01:30:45,940
Nice confident start here from the Irish.

1732
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:50,620
McGoldrick has found himself with a bit of space on the edge of the area.

1733
01:30:51,140 --> 01:30:51,860
No support.

1734
01:30:52,180 --> 01:30:53,020
Passes out to McLean.

1735
01:30:53,220 --> 01:30:53,620
McLean.

1736
01:30:54,060 --> 01:30:54,900
Threw ball to McGoldrick.

1737
01:30:55,020 --> 01:30:55,680
First time.

1738
01:30:56,060 --> 01:30:56,320
Oh.

1739
01:30:57,020 --> 01:30:57,460
Just.

1740
01:30:58,460 --> 01:30:58,780
Just.

1741
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:03,940
A hair's whisker away from going in there for McGoldrick.

1742
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:07,880
Great vision from James McLean to see McGoldrick making that run.

1743
01:31:08,540 --> 01:31:09,880
And a lovely touch as well.

1744
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:11,020
From that angle.

1745
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,820
To be able to disturb and disrupt the goalkeeper.

1746
01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:14,740
Yeah.

1747
01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:15,780
He's confident.

1748
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:16,380
But I mean.

1749
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:16,800
Let's.

1750
01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:17,720
Let's see how.

1751
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:18,780
Let's see how he's.

1752
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:20,160
How he's holding up.

1753
01:31:20,380 --> 01:31:21,560
Come the end of the half.

1754
01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:23,200
Brady.

1755
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:23,320
Brady.

1756
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:26,760
Lofts the corner balloon into the danger mix.

1757
01:31:27,460 --> 01:31:27,720
Oh.

1758
01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:30,240
That happened so fast.

1759
01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,540
Jimmy McLean with a lovely little tap.

1760
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:34,140
Very.

1761
01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:34,500
Very.

1762
01:31:34,660 --> 01:31:34,880
Very.

1763
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:36,920
Close.

1764
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,700
Would you say Tom?

1765
01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:41,220
You can see for yourself.

1766
01:31:42,380 --> 01:31:42,880
Close.

1767
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:44,840
Too close for comfort.

1768
01:31:45,340 --> 01:31:46,220
But not close enough.

1769
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:47,520
But not.

1770
01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:48,320
Close.

1771
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:48,880
Enough.

1772
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:49,680
You're goddamn right.

1773
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:50,940
I gotta say something.

1774
01:31:52,560 --> 01:31:54,140
We'd want to be dispatching these.

1775
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:54,500
Boys.

1776
01:31:54,740 --> 01:31:55,460
Right now.

1777
01:31:55,560 --> 01:31:56,560
In the next 10 minutes.

1778
01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:57,860
Because I don't trust them.

1779
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,020
You don't trust Swede.

1780
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:02,720
Nope.

1781
01:32:02,940 --> 01:32:04,160
I don't trust the Swedes.

1782
01:32:05,060 --> 01:32:06,400
I also don't trust.

1783
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:08,740
The vegetable Swede either.

1784
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:10,480
Why?

1785
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:12,500
Because it just.

1786
01:32:12,700 --> 01:32:13,500
What is it like?

1787
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:14,600
Do you know.

1788
01:32:15,420 --> 01:32:15,880
It's a.

1789
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:16,680
It's a vegetable.

1790
01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:18,240
Yeah.

1791
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:18,720
But like.

1792
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:20,460
What is it.

1793
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:20,880
What's it.

1794
01:32:20,940 --> 01:32:21,820
What's it trying to be.

1795
01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:22,920
What's it trying to achieve.

1796
01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:23,860
What's it trying to prove.

1797
01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:26,020
That's very.

1798
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:26,660
Deep.

1799
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:27,440
Philosophical.

1800
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,220
I don't know what you mean.

1801
01:32:28,820 --> 01:32:29,020
Well.

1802
01:32:29,140 --> 01:32:29,600
A carrot.

1803
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:30,040
You know.

1804
01:32:30,140 --> 01:32:31,480
You know where you stand with a carrot.

1805
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:33,120
It's a carrot like.

1806
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:33,720
Yep.

1807
01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:35,580
Very identifiable veg.

1808
01:32:36,180 --> 01:32:36,480
Oh.

1809
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:38,640
She's sorry about that.

1810
01:32:38,700 --> 01:32:40,080
Got confused with the veg there.

1811
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:41,360
The.

1812
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:42,000
The shpod as well.

1813
01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:42,420
Oh sorry.

1814
01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:43,220
Ireland on the ball.

1815
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:43,640
Hendrick.

1816
01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:46,220
Hendrick.

1817
01:32:47,900 --> 01:32:48,960
Still with Ireland now.

1818
01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:50,340
Lovely ball.

1819
01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:51,200
Down here to.

1820
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:51,980
Coleman.

1821
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:53,660
Who's dispossessed on the edge of the area.

1822
01:32:53,740 --> 01:32:55,300
By the Swedish defense.

1823
01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:57,280
Um.

1824
01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:58,020
And it's.

1825
01:32:58,020 --> 01:32:59,060
Picked up again.

1826
01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:00,420
By the Swedes.

1827
01:33:00,420 --> 01:33:01,400
In the middle of the park.

1828
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,560
They're looking to get this balloon up front.

1829
01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:04,700
But there's too many men.

1830
01:33:05,380 --> 01:33:06,000
Trailing them.

1831
01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:07,060
Um.

1832
01:33:07,140 --> 01:33:07,480
Still.

1833
01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:07,920
Ireland.

1834
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:08,880
Cannot.

1835
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:10,440
Keep a hold of the balloon.

1836
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:12,740
When they have possession of it.

1837
01:33:13,460 --> 01:33:14,080
Needless to say.

1838
01:33:14,140 --> 01:33:14,780
It's gone out now.

1839
01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:16,240
For a Swedish throw.

1840
01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:16,920
On the edge.

1841
01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,240
Of the Irish area.

1842
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,160
It's a bit dangerous.

1843
01:33:19,360 --> 01:33:20,300
Header comes forward.

1844
01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:21,160
It's Augustinson.

1845
01:33:21,160 --> 01:33:21,800
On the edge.

1846
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:22,700
Tries to.

1847
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:23,900
Beat his man.

1848
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,660
He's holding up well.

1849
01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:27,040
He does beat his man.

1850
01:33:27,220 --> 01:33:27,900
Indeed he does.

1851
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:28,700
He's trying to get the ball.

1852
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,080
He's spent too long on it though.

1853
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:31,320
Missed.

1854
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:32,260
His opportunity.

1855
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:33,260
To get the ball.

1856
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:34,240
Into the area.

1857
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:34,880
Sweden.

1858
01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:36,280
Kind of.

1859
01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:37,160
Trying to maintain.

1860
01:33:37,540 --> 01:33:37,940
Possession.

1861
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:38,400
When really.

1862
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,820
Should be trying to get that ball.

1863
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:40,480
Into the mix up.

1864
01:33:41,300 --> 01:33:41,520
Yep.

1865
01:33:42,420 --> 01:33:43,200
They just don't have.

1866
01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:44,040
That little bit of bite.

1867
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:44,660
That quickness.

1868
01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:45,180
That pace.

1869
01:33:45,260 --> 01:33:46,640
That allows them to get into a position.

1870
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:47,440
To cross the ball.

1871
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:48,260
And.

1872
01:33:48,460 --> 01:33:49,140
Look at that now.

1873
01:33:49,380 --> 01:33:49,920
They've lashed it.

1874
01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:51,160
Ireland on the break now.

1875
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:51,760
McGoldrick.

1876
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940
He's got a couple of men.

1877
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:53,620
Helping him up.

1878
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:54,720
It's a lovely little.

1879
01:33:54,960 --> 01:33:56,140
Flank running move here.

1880
01:33:56,200 --> 01:33:57,020
By the Irish squad.

1881
01:33:57,620 --> 01:33:58,020
McGoldrick.

1882
01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,540
In a dangerous position now.

1883
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:00,440
Got the ball.

1884
01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:01,580
Dispossessed though.

1885
01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:02,360
On the edge of the area.

1886
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:03,360
And it's Hendrick.

1887
01:34:03,420 --> 01:34:04,540
Who sweeps it out to Brady.

1888
01:34:04,680 --> 01:34:04,980
Brady.

1889
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:06,280
He's got Coleman in support.

1890
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:07,300
Coleman now.

1891
01:34:07,940 --> 01:34:09,040
Loses the ball again.

1892
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:09,860
Second time.

1893
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:10,780
In the last ten minutes.

1894
01:34:10,860 --> 01:34:11,420
Down at this.

1895
01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:12,720
Crucial part of the pitch.

1896
01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:13,900
But it doesn't matter.

1897
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:15,400
Because Ireland have picked up the scrappage.

1898
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:16,440
And it's McGoldrick.

1899
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,400
Who's still got the ball.

1900
01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:18,220
And.

1901
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:19,320
The ref has blown.

1902
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,420
For a reckless.

1903
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:21,780
Bit of play there.

1904
01:34:21,840 --> 01:34:22,540
From McGoldrick.

1905
01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:23,680
Who went in heavy on.

1906
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:24,980
Your man.

1907
01:34:25,140 --> 01:34:25,840
Shin bone.

1908
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,120
Scored the shin.

1909
01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:27,800
Shin goal.

1910
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:28,460
In the last.

1911
01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:29,940
Game.

1912
01:34:30,060 --> 01:34:30,660
And then he went.

1913
01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:30,660
And then he went.

1914
01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:30,660
And then he went.

1915
01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:31,340
Hard on Helen.

1916
01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:31,900
To shin.

1917
01:34:32,340 --> 01:34:32,760
Bone there.

1918
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:34,020
And caused a bit of shin pain.

1919
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:35,800
Shin.

1920
01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:36,340
Shin.

1921
01:34:36,580 --> 01:34:37,280
Shin pain.

1922
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:37,880
In the membrane.

1923
01:34:38,780 --> 01:34:39,080
Yep.

1924
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:40,380
Shin.

1925
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:40,960
Pain.

1926
01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:41,460
In.

1927
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:42,800
The brain.

1928
01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:43,440
Now.

1929
01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:44,280
Sweden.

1930
01:34:44,620 --> 01:34:46,040
They're doing a bit of Swedish work.

1931
01:34:46,100 --> 01:34:47,060
In the middle of the pitch.

1932
01:34:47,540 --> 01:34:48,900
But their Swedes have been rattled.

1933
01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:49,900
And McGoldrick.

1934
01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:50,740
Trying to.

1935
01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,860
Make people sick.

1936
01:34:52,100 --> 01:34:52,600
With a lovely.

1937
01:34:52,740 --> 01:34:53,560
Backy old flick.

1938
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:54,220
To his man.

1939
01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,320
Didn't find him though.

1940
01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:56,040
And the Swedes have.

1941
01:34:56,460 --> 01:34:57,560
Gathered up the crumbs again.

1942
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:58,160
And are trying to.

1943
01:34:58,520 --> 01:34:59,880
Build up from the back here.

1944
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:00,080
And.

1945
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:02,500
Solidify their attacking prowess.

1946
01:35:02,540 --> 01:35:03,180
Which they have.

1947
01:35:03,260 --> 01:35:03,500
You know.

1948
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,240
They're not lacking in the skill areas.

1949
01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:07,360
They're pressing in the attacking midfield place.

1950
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:08,640
Losing the ball.

1951
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:08,980
Ireland.

1952
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:10,680
It's not looking good for them at the moment.

1953
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:12,000
On the edge of the area.

1954
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:12,320
Sweden.

1955
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,200
They're trying to get across in.

1956
01:35:13,320 --> 01:35:13,540
Again.

1957
01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:15,160
Taking too much time on it.

1958
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:16,120
And Ender Stevens.

1959
01:35:16,540 --> 01:35:17,660
Scoops up the scoopage.

1960
01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:18,880
With his scoopy spoon.

1961
01:35:19,260 --> 01:35:20,520
And gives it to McLean.

1962
01:35:20,660 --> 01:35:21,680
Who's bombing down the.

1963
01:35:21,900 --> 01:35:22,680
Side of the wing.

1964
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:23,680
Like an absolute demonic.

1965
01:35:23,800 --> 01:35:24,480
Bat out of hell.

1966
01:35:24,780 --> 01:35:25,680
He forwards the ball.

1967
01:35:25,760 --> 01:35:26,520
Into a lovely little.

1968
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:27,640
Through area.

1969
01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:28,360
To McGoldrick.

1970
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:29,020
Who's got time.

1971
01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:29,540
McGoldrick.

1972
01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:30,900
Passes the ball into the middle.

1973
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:32,100
First time from Hendrick.

1974
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:33,160
Takes a deflection.

1975
01:35:33,300 --> 01:35:35,440
And rolls out to the left hand side.

1976
01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:37,120
Of the Swedish goal.

1977
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,080
It's going to go out for an.

1978
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:39,600
Ireland corner kick.

1979
01:35:39,980 --> 01:35:41,300
And better now from Ireland.

1980
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:41,640
Tom.

1981
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:43,040
Better play.

1982
01:35:43,420 --> 01:35:44,160
Lovely bit of.

1983
01:35:44,260 --> 01:35:45,600
Work down the wing from McLean.

1984
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,460
Did well to get the ball into Hendrick.

1985
01:35:48,100 --> 01:35:50,200
Unlucky the ball didn't go into the back of the sack.

1986
01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:50,900
There for him.

1987
01:35:51,140 --> 01:35:51,160
But.

1988
01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:52,520
Great play Ireland.

1989
01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:54,400
Great play indeed.

1990
01:35:54,540 --> 01:35:55,200
And it'll be Robbie.

1991
01:35:55,580 --> 01:35:56,620
Robbie Brady.

1992
01:35:56,620 --> 01:35:59,240
To float this corner ball into the.

1993
01:35:59,460 --> 01:36:00,560
The danger sack.

1994
01:36:00,780 --> 01:36:01,800
As it goes right in.

1995
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:02,520
Who's going to.

1996
01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:03,220
It's anyone's.

1997
01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:03,840
It's anyone's.

1998
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:04,880
And it's McGoldrick.

1999
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:05,940
It goes over the bar.

2000
01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:09,360
And header from quite a distance out there.

2001
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:11,620
It wasn't really ever going to bother the goalkeeper.

2002
01:36:13,900 --> 01:36:14,340
Yep.

2003
01:36:14,780 --> 01:36:20,100
I think they just need to maybe get the ball into a little bit closer to that front post.

2004
01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:22,060
Utilize McLean.

2005
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,940
You know, he's quick, he's nippy, and he can actually, he's good with the tapping.

2006
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,040
Yep.

2007
01:36:27,940 --> 01:36:30,960
34 tappings per season.

2008
01:36:31,780 --> 01:36:32,860
That doesn't sound right.

2009
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:35,440
No, sorry, I meant 34 minutes on the clock.

2010
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,140
I just said 34 tappings instead of minutes.

2011
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:43,480
And an unprofessional foray into time.

2012
01:36:44,620 --> 01:36:45,840
Space and time, is it?

2013
01:36:47,420 --> 01:36:47,740
Yep.

2014
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,440
The universe.

2015
01:36:49,900 --> 01:36:50,340
Stars.

2016
01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:51,240
Football.

2017
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:52,740
What does it all mean?

2018
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,820
Time is just a construct.

2019
01:36:55,020 --> 01:36:56,040
Did you ever think about that?

2020
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,900
Yeah, I heard about that, but I think it's a load of bollocks.

2021
01:36:59,620 --> 01:37:01,580
But I mean, it doesn't exist.

2022
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:02,500
Time doesn't exist.

2023
01:37:02,580 --> 01:37:03,440
We just made it up.

2024
01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:06,500
Yeah, but in a sense it exists.

2025
01:37:07,680 --> 01:37:11,540
Do you know, like, time, it's happened now, it's going to be gone in a minute.

2026
01:37:12,340 --> 01:37:14,000
Yeah, but that minute doesn't exist.

2027
01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:16,040
You're saying the minute exists.

2028
01:37:16,180 --> 01:37:18,120
There's just an endless piece of now.

2029
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:21,500
There is no future or past.

2030
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:22,700
It's an endless piece of now.

2031
01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:25,760
I think we need to get back to the game.

2032
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:27,240
Robbie Brady now.

2033
01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:28,180
What's he going to do?

2034
01:37:28,260 --> 01:37:29,280
Something from the training ground.

2035
01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:29,740
Perhaps.

2036
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:30,100
He does.

2037
01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:31,680
He passes it short to McLean.

2038
01:37:31,740 --> 01:37:34,840
McLean holds it well, and he's giving it out to Horahan on the area.

2039
01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:36,580
Horahan gets the ball in.

2040
01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:40,500
It's anyone's business, but nobody decides to do business.

2041
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:40,860
Why?

2042
01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,300
Because the shops are all closed.

2043
01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:44,460
The government has asked us to keep everything closed.

2044
01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:52,660
And Ireland are refusing to stay closed with their play now as Hendrik tries to find McGoldrick on that edge of that Swedish box.

2045
01:37:52,740 --> 01:38:02,380
But it's a Swedish trap we've been lured into as they take the balloon away in their Scandinavian ways.

2046
01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:04,860
Individualistic Scandinavian ways.

2047
01:38:04,980 --> 01:38:10,200
Trying to do individual runs down the side of the pitch, but it's not working out for them.

2048
01:38:10,260 --> 01:38:11,220
They need to do teamwork.

2049
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:12,260
Oh my god.

2050
01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:14,200
I think we fouled that fuck.

2051
01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:15,240
I think we fouled him.

2052
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:16,600
But we got away with it.

2053
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:23,640
Yes, we was about to shit the pants then when your man got through.

2054
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:25,860
Tommy, we need to not say that.

2055
01:38:26,380 --> 01:38:27,640
We're not in the pub anymore.

2056
01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:29,260
This is a broadcast.

2057
01:38:29,580 --> 01:38:30,720
Remember, think BBC.

2058
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:32,060
Think Sky.

2059
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:33,580
Think RTE.

2060
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:37,640
I nearly...

2061
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,640
I nearly...

2062
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:43,340
What else can you say, like, instead of...

2063
01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:44,180
I shit myself, never.

2064
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:45,880
See, you got scared.

2065
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:48,680
I nearly got scared myself then.

2066
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,340
When your man got played through.

2067
01:38:51,020 --> 01:38:53,280
I really thought Sweden were gonna punish us.

2068
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:54,960
But I'm so glad they didn't.

2069
01:38:55,580 --> 01:38:58,140
Let's have a quick look at those highlights and see what's going on.

2070
01:38:59,620 --> 01:39:01,100
I know that we got the better of them.

2071
01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:01,760
We got the better...

2072
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:02,840
We got the better of the bounce.

2073
01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:03,400
So we did.

2074
01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:04,000
Tom.

2075
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:05,460
We did, yeah.

2076
01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:06,700
We got the best bounce of the ball.

2077
01:39:07,540 --> 01:39:08,420
More you could have asked for.

2078
01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:14,060
This was a real silky, sensual bit of Sinn Féin work from the Sinn...

2079
01:39:14,060 --> 01:39:15,760
Sinn Master Flash there.

2080
01:39:17,820 --> 01:39:21,160
And Olsen really loving it as well.

2081
01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:22,680
Really pumped up for the match.

2082
01:39:23,380 --> 01:39:25,560
The lovely balls kept coming in.

2083
01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:26,880
Thick and fast.

2084
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:28,520
With McLean.

2085
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:31,740
Trying to get on the end of a real sumptuous whipcracker.

2086
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:33,060
From Robbie Brady.

2087
01:39:33,980 --> 01:39:34,280
Yep.

2088
01:39:34,480 --> 01:39:40,580
And it was that man Hendrik who really tried to give a real blast off with this blast baller.

2089
01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:46,840
Which went off the Swedish shinbone deluxer and came back for a two-way niner.

2090
01:39:46,980 --> 01:39:48,680
This Hendrik ball here, look.

2091
01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:50,560
Came back from a gold rick.

2092
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:51,520
1-2.

2093
01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:52,740
What's the story, lads?

2094
01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:53,540
Where's that going?

2095
01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:56,080
Yeah, Hendrik's trying to get into the mix-up.

2096
01:39:56,140 --> 01:39:59,000
It's nice to see the other players trying to get a goal as well.

2097
01:39:59,060 --> 01:40:01,320
We can't just be relying too much on my gold rick.

2098
01:40:01,820 --> 01:40:03,580
Or Shane Long as him when he does appear.

2099
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:04,960
Lovely corner ball here.

2100
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:05,880
That would have thrown out.

2101
01:40:05,920 --> 01:40:06,800
It could have been anyone's ball.

2102
01:40:07,300 --> 01:40:07,580
Yep.

2103
01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:08,880
Could have been anyone's ball.

2104
01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:11,360
Went straight over the ball.

2105
01:40:12,360 --> 01:40:17,520
And look, from that range, you're trying your luck and you're pushing your luck.

2106
01:40:17,960 --> 01:40:19,920
This was the real scare tactic at the end.

2107
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:21,100
What did they make of this, Tom?

2108
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:23,720
You know what I made of it and I can't see it.

2109
01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:24,400
Yep.

2110
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:30,020
You nearly spoffed the togs, for want of a better term.

2111
01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:32,000
I wouldn't have said spoffed.

2112
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,600
I would have said, you know, soiled.

2113
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:34,400
Exactly.

2114
01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:37,720
Now, this ball here, we've seen it before.

2115
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:39,060
What do you make of it again?

2116
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:43,060
He's got a great shin and an amazing knee.

2117
01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:45,280
Shin-y.

2118
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:47,140
Shin-y.

2119
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,140
Shin-y indeed.

2120
01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:50,520
We're going to move on.

2121
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:54,320
We'll be back to you for the second half now, just after a quick blast of Vertonghen.

2122
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:55,720
Vertonghen.

2123
01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:56,840
Vertonghen.

2124
01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:57,880
Vertonghen.

2125
01:40:58,260 --> 01:40:58,940
Vertonghen.

2126
01:40:59,340 --> 01:41:00,060
Vertonghen.

2127
01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:01,140
Vertonghen.

2128
01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:02,240
Vertonghen.

2129
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,280
Vertonghen.

2130
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:04,400
Vertonghen.

2131
01:41:04,740 --> 01:41:05,420
Vertonghen.

2132
01:41:05,820 --> 01:41:06,500
Vertonghen.

2133
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,620
Vertonghen.

2134
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:08,680
Vertonghen.

2135
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:09,780
Vertonghen.

2136
01:41:10,020 --> 01:41:10,380
Vertonghen.

2137
01:41:10,620 --> 01:41:13,380
Welcome back to the match.

2138
01:41:13,440 --> 01:41:14,200
Thank you very much there.

2139
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:15,420
Just the tip for your tip.

2140
01:41:15,540 --> 01:41:21,600
Welcome back to the second half of this third group game for Ireland in the Euro 2020 tournament,

2141
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:25,780
which is taking place before our very eyes right now.

2142
01:41:25,860 --> 01:41:27,600
Myself and Tommy Schlug are here.

2143
01:41:28,260 --> 01:41:28,840
Are you getting on?

2144
01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:30,480
Not too bad, Tommy.

2145
01:41:30,580 --> 01:41:31,380
I hope you're keeping well.

2146
01:41:31,780 --> 01:41:36,380
We're going to be bringing you through play by play for the second half here.

2147
01:41:36,440 --> 01:41:38,640
Brain Schlug, thank you very much for your tip there, man.

2148
01:41:38,900 --> 01:41:44,580
Hopefully you're keeping well and not letting the COVID-ines get to you.

2149
01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:47,020
The branch-covidians and the like.

2150
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:49,700
Sweden now.

2151
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:55,640
Trying to make light of this COVID-19 nightmare that we're in by playing nice football.

2152
01:41:57,220 --> 01:42:01,300
And they're comfortably floating balls back to their men at the back.

2153
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:07,060
And then lofting real cheeky ones forward too to try and find men up the front.

2154
01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:12,220
But it's just not working for them there as Ireland pick up the scoopage.

2155
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:13,680
That was a slur.

2156
01:42:13,940 --> 01:42:14,620
You're cancelled.

2157
01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:17,420
It was a mistimed word.

2158
01:42:17,520 --> 01:42:19,760
I meant to say pick up the scoopage.

2159
01:42:19,980 --> 01:42:21,940
But a slur.

2160
01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:25,240
What would appear to be a slur came out.

2161
01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:26,720
And that's not right.

2162
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:34,900
But what can you do in these tried and tested times of COVID when you're trying to control a football team.

2163
01:42:35,280 --> 01:42:38,840
As well as maintain composure and dignity on a microphone.

2164
01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:45,500
I think maybe what you need to do is have a little sit down and let me do a bit of play by play.

2165
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:48,660
Because you're going to get us taken off here.

2166
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:52,460
As Ireland.

2167
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:55,420
Start at the back now with Randolph.

2168
01:42:55,820 --> 01:42:58,060
Randolph the Red Hand Reindeer.

2169
01:42:58,440 --> 01:43:00,240
Again just a polite nickname.

2170
01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:05,460
No association with any unionism or loyalist paramilitaries or anything like that.

2171
01:43:06,100 --> 01:43:12,480
I think it's just maybe high time we give up the Rudolph the Red Hand Reindeer.

2172
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,980
Because one we've said it once.

2173
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:16,120
Yeah I get you.

2174
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:19,340
Two we've said it probably two or three times.

2175
01:43:19,700 --> 01:43:20,920
Yeah we have said it more than that.

2176
01:43:21,440 --> 01:43:23,440
Three he's not even a reindeer.

2177
01:43:23,620 --> 01:43:24,160
He's a man.

2178
01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:25,280
I get you.

2179
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:30,440
And four he doesn't even have red hands.

2180
01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:31,540
So.

2181
01:43:33,360 --> 01:43:34,000
Ireland.

2182
01:43:34,740 --> 01:43:35,240
Ireland.

2183
01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:42,740
That's an amazing goal.

2184
01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:46,060
Fantastic work.

2185
01:43:46,060 --> 01:43:46,640
Fantastic work.

2186
01:43:47,060 --> 01:43:48,660
And it just comes out of nowhere.

2187
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:53,320
It's right at the time when you bloody well need it as well.

2188
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:56,480
We were becoming bogged down and mired down.

2189
01:43:57,180 --> 01:44:02,500
In very very poor play by play commentary.

2190
01:44:03,220 --> 01:44:09,260
What we needed was that whip crack from the edge of the box by Dave McGoldrick.

2191
01:44:09,380 --> 01:44:15,420
Can you absolutely bloody well believe what this man is doing the last two games?

2192
01:44:16,420 --> 01:44:18,160
He was the mayor of Monaco.

2193
01:44:18,160 --> 01:44:19,440
He was the mayor of Monaco the last day.

2194
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:21,480
And now he's the Sultan of Sweden.

2195
01:44:21,580 --> 01:44:22,380
Today.

2196
01:44:22,380 --> 01:44:25,280
Hammering balls from outside the box.

2197
01:44:26,580 --> 01:44:29,440
He's an absolute ball hammerer of a man.

2198
01:44:29,440 --> 01:44:29,760
Is he?

2199
01:44:29,800 --> 01:44:31,660
I go as far as to say.

2200
01:44:31,740 --> 01:44:34,760
He does nothing but hammer balls all day and all night.

2201
01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:36,320
When he goes home.

2202
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,420
He's a fine exponent of the game.

2203
01:44:39,020 --> 01:44:41,080
He stays hammering balls off the wall.

2204
01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:43,320
Doesn't even get sleep.

2205
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:44,800
He's mad.

2206
01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:47,960
He's that mad into the ball.

2207
01:44:48,240 --> 01:44:49,540
Indeed he is Tommy.

2208
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:51,540
A real mad ball man.

2209
01:44:52,420 --> 01:44:53,960
Is what he is.

2210
01:44:54,220 --> 01:44:55,480
And Ireland trying to fucking.

2211
01:44:56,060 --> 01:44:56,940
Sorry about the language.

2212
01:44:57,140 --> 01:45:01,900
Maintain a level of composure and dignity that isn't being found anywhere else.

2213
01:45:01,940 --> 01:45:03,600
Especially not in the commentary box.

2214
01:45:04,020 --> 01:45:05,560
As Ender Stevens now.

2215
01:45:05,940 --> 01:45:08,080
Tries to team up with a lovely bit of McLean.

2216
01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:10,860
McLean sweeps the balloon forward to McGoldrick.

2217
01:45:10,860 --> 01:45:12,380
Who's got a little bit of time and space.

2218
01:45:12,500 --> 01:45:13,320
Gives it back to Horahan.

2219
01:45:13,640 --> 01:45:14,380
Who's lashed it.

2220
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:15,800
But can he get it back off his man?

2221
01:45:15,860 --> 01:45:16,420
No he can't.

2222
01:45:16,800 --> 01:45:18,200
He's had his pocket picked off him.

2223
01:45:18,920 --> 01:45:19,760
And it looks as though.

2224
01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:23,580
Sweden are going to try and capitalize on the Irish capitulation.

2225
01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:26,980
But it's a lovely bit of work there defensively by Glenn Whelan.

2226
01:45:27,020 --> 01:45:27,960
And that's where he shines.

2227
01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:30,920
He's got that defensive nose.

2228
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:32,600
He's also got.

2229
01:45:32,780 --> 01:45:33,840
He knows how to play a pass.

2230
01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:36,980
And he's been very very instrumental in our work.

2231
01:45:37,440 --> 01:45:38,400
Throughout this season.

2232
01:45:40,100 --> 01:45:40,540
McLean.

2233
01:45:41,160 --> 01:45:44,420
Trying to do a little bit of shimmy work here with Stevens.

2234
01:45:44,540 --> 01:45:45,960
It's worked out well for him.

2235
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:47,020
McLean is now on the wing.

2236
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:48,720
He's jinking around.

2237
01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:50,500
He sends a little blue ball in.

2238
01:45:51,460 --> 01:45:57,960
And it looks as though it's headed away calmly and coolly and cucumberistically by the Swedish defenders.

2239
01:45:58,800 --> 01:46:01,800
And they're shepherding the ball now.

2240
01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:04,140
Like a bunch of concerned shepherds.

2241
01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:06,960
Really concerned about one member of their flock.

2242
01:46:07,140 --> 01:46:12,000
Which they need to pass around as if it were a ball.

2243
01:46:13,380 --> 01:46:14,460
How would that look?

2244
01:46:14,460 --> 01:46:15,200
I don't know.

2245
01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:18,140
Probably like a bunch of lads with a little sheep or a lamb.

2246
01:46:18,520 --> 01:46:20,580
Just like kicking into each other.

2247
01:46:21,080 --> 01:46:22,380
That sounds like animal cruelty.

2248
01:46:23,440 --> 01:46:25,180
It does sound like animal cruelty.

2249
01:46:25,380 --> 01:46:26,280
And it probably will be.

2250
01:46:26,360 --> 01:46:27,940
But thankfully that's never going to happen.

2251
01:46:28,100 --> 01:46:29,040
Unless we live in.

2252
01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:33,860
We've yet to see how bad things can get with this COVID business.

2253
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,360
It seems to be getting worse by the day.

2254
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:37,740
It's grand man.

2255
01:46:37,780 --> 01:46:38,680
It's going to be grand.

2256
01:46:38,820 --> 01:46:39,360
We'll be fine.

2257
01:46:39,420 --> 01:46:39,880
We'll be fine.

2258
01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:42,640
We just need to focus on winning against Sweden.

2259
01:46:42,780 --> 01:46:43,620
Everything's going to be okay.

2260
01:46:44,780 --> 01:46:45,180
Sweden.

2261
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,200
Trying to soak up the pressure here at the moment from Ireland.

2262
01:46:48,380 --> 01:46:51,380
Who to their credit are really giving as good as they've got.

2263
01:46:53,120 --> 01:46:54,340
Number 10 for Sweden.

2264
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:55,040
Lustig.

2265
01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:57,420
They're passing it around.

2266
01:46:57,520 --> 01:47:00,700
But they really need to get the ball outside this part of the field.

2267
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:02,620
Which they do.

2268
01:47:02,620 --> 01:47:04,580
A long effort.

2269
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,420
Which is picked up by us very very easily and shambolically.

2270
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:10,420
We send the ball forward to McGoldrick.

2271
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:12,280
McGoldrick passes it out to Stevens.

2272
01:47:12,380 --> 01:47:13,560
Stevens to McLean now.

2273
01:47:13,820 --> 01:47:15,040
He's got McGoldrick making a run.

2274
01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:16,600
He gives it to McGoldrick.

2275
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:18,180
There's a bit of pressure here coming up.

2276
01:47:18,580 --> 01:47:19,800
McGoldrick back to Stevens.

2277
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:21,100
Stevens with the ball in.

2278
01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:21,560
Header.

2279
01:47:23,720 --> 01:47:25,640
Just saved by the keeper there.

2280
01:47:25,740 --> 01:47:26,480
Hendricks head.

2281
01:47:27,760 --> 01:47:29,980
Very close for a second goal for Ireland there.

2282
01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:32,960
Sweden doing well to maintain themselves.

2283
01:47:33,600 --> 01:47:34,420
And possession.

2284
01:47:34,420 --> 01:47:37,160
They're sweeping it out here.

2285
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:40,800
It's going to be a very tense 10 minutes here for them.

2286
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:42,200
Sweden need that win.

2287
01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:45,100
Ireland okay at the moment.

2288
01:47:45,260 --> 01:47:47,100
Even if they draw will still go through.

2289
01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:48,920
Look at this.

2290
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:49,700
McLean.

2291
01:47:49,840 --> 01:47:50,700
What's going on here?

2292
01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:53,540
A bit of absolute class plays.

2293
01:47:53,660 --> 01:47:54,340
It's continuing.

2294
01:47:56,120 --> 01:47:56,460
Oh.

2295
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:57,900
And wouldn't you know it.

2296
01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,860
David McGoldrick.

2297
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:01,120
Or Dahi.

2298
01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:01,680
Or Dan.

2299
01:48:02,280 --> 01:48:03,180
I don't know myself.

2300
01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:04,040
I actually don't know.

2301
01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:05,520
I've always just known his second name.

2302
01:48:05,900 --> 01:48:06,280
We should.

2303
01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,720
We really should know Tommy.

2304
01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:10,460
If BBC are watching.

2305
01:48:10,460 --> 01:48:10,720
Or if.

2306
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:12,880
RTE.

2307
01:48:13,160 --> 01:48:14,340
Or Sky are watching.

2308
01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:16,560
Or even Virgin Media won.

2309
01:48:17,500 --> 01:48:17,740
Yeah.

2310
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:18,700
Even those guys.

2311
01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:20,500
If they are watching Tommy.

2312
01:48:20,860 --> 01:48:21,600
We need.

2313
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:23,220
To be on our A game.

2314
01:48:23,340 --> 01:48:24,300
And know the player's name.

2315
01:48:24,360 --> 01:48:25,380
This is basic stuff.

2316
01:48:29,620 --> 01:48:31,960
What the hell is he giving him a yellow card for?

2317
01:48:34,660 --> 01:48:36,020
Strange decision there.

2318
01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:36,740
Under.

2319
01:48:36,740 --> 01:48:38,500
Big time protests from.

2320
01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:39,800
Whelan as well.

2321
01:48:42,220 --> 01:48:43,580
He got the fucking ball.

2322
01:48:44,580 --> 01:48:45,520
He got the ball.

2323
01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:47,260
But it was a professional bit of.

2324
01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:48,860
Fucking cheeky play there.

2325
01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:50,320
By that cheeky boy for Sweden.

2326
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:52,400
Manages to get a yellow card.

2327
01:48:52,820 --> 01:48:53,300
Brandished.

2328
01:48:53,660 --> 01:48:54,420
By the referee.

2329
01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:56,220
In front of the lovely.

2330
01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:57,880
Goal scoring machine.

2331
01:48:58,680 --> 01:48:59,960
That is McGoldrick.

2332
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:01,860
Lovely.

2333
01:49:01,980 --> 01:49:02,880
I wouldn't use lovely.

2334
01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:04,180
To describe him.

2335
01:49:04,240 --> 01:49:04,580
Because that.

2336
01:49:04,920 --> 01:49:05,760
Sounds like you have.

2337
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:07,140
A deeper affection for him.

2338
01:49:07,620 --> 01:49:08,080
I know yeah.

2339
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:09,440
But I did mean it in like.

2340
01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:11,280
He's got a lovely bit of skillage.

2341
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:13,500
And.

2342
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:15,400
Like a good plowman.

2343
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:17,080
He did a lovely bit of tillage.

2344
01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:18,740
At the other side of the pitch.

2345
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:20,680
And sent the Swedens.

2346
01:49:20,820 --> 01:49:21,120
Pack.

2347
01:49:21,820 --> 01:49:22,260
Packin.

2348
01:49:22,420 --> 01:49:22,700
Home.

2349
01:49:23,340 --> 01:49:24,420
I wouldn't speak too soon.

2350
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:26,440
Still four minutes of play left.

2351
01:49:27,140 --> 01:49:27,880
Force Berg here.

2352
01:49:28,320 --> 01:49:29,140
Can he force.

2353
01:49:29,280 --> 01:49:30,400
His Berg ball.

2354
01:49:30,580 --> 01:49:31,900
Into the back of the Berg sack.

2355
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:33,380
And it's Bergen.

2356
01:49:34,760 --> 01:49:35,820
Right into the Berg.

2357
01:49:35,820 --> 01:49:37,880
The hands out of Randolph.

2358
01:49:38,480 --> 01:49:38,860
Not.

2359
01:49:39,860 --> 01:49:40,760
A red hand.

2360
01:49:41,160 --> 01:49:41,480
Reindeer.

2361
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:42,780
And the ball.

2362
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:44,000
Is lodged firmly.

2363
01:49:44,140 --> 01:49:45,020
In the Irish possession.

2364
01:49:45,360 --> 01:49:45,980
As they move.

2365
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:46,840
Confidently.

2366
01:49:46,840 --> 01:49:46,980
And.

2367
01:49:47,360 --> 01:49:47,580
And.

2368
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:48,800
Sensually.

2369
01:49:49,000 --> 01:49:49,300
Again.

2370
01:49:49,540 --> 01:49:50,100
Down the wing.

2371
01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:51,420
A lovely little cheeky dummy there.

2372
01:49:51,520 --> 01:49:52,660
McGoldrick on the edge of the area.

2373
01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:53,420
Passes it to.

2374
01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:53,800
Horahan.

2375
01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:54,420
Horahan.

2376
01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:55,760
Through ball to McLean.

2377
01:49:56,100 --> 01:49:56,500
McLean.

2378
01:49:57,380 --> 01:49:57,740
Loses.

2379
01:49:58,480 --> 01:49:58,840
Everything.

2380
01:49:59,120 --> 01:50:00,140
At the last hurdle.

2381
01:50:00,800 --> 01:50:02,720
Try to spend a little bit more time with it.

2382
01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:04,560
Try to wine and dine the ball.

2383
01:50:05,100 --> 01:50:06,680
Try to bring it out and see a film.

2384
01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:07,400
Yep.

2385
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:09,920
Try to bring it back then for a cup of coffee.

2386
01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:11,860
Then when he got to the door.

2387
01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:13,620
She was gone.

2388
01:50:13,700 --> 01:50:14,360
She called an Uber.

2389
01:50:14,840 --> 01:50:15,120
Yep.

2390
01:50:15,960 --> 01:50:17,100
That was the case there.

2391
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:19,340
He's not good when it comes to that sort of play.

2392
01:50:19,420 --> 01:50:21,480
He needs to just fucking give it a rattlesnake.

2393
01:50:21,840 --> 01:50:22,200
McLean.

2394
01:50:23,260 --> 01:50:23,800
McLean to.

2395
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:24,700
Hendricks.

2396
01:50:24,840 --> 01:50:25,160
Hendricks.

2397
01:50:25,740 --> 01:50:26,780
Right into the back of the sack.

2398
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:27,800
And it's Ireland.

2399
01:50:28,240 --> 01:50:28,880
They're back at it.

2400
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:30,120
Jimmy Hendricks.

2401
01:50:30,400 --> 01:50:30,920
He's here.

2402
01:50:31,920 --> 01:50:33,080
And he's not going away.

2403
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:34,560
What.

2404
01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,000
What do you say crowd?

2405
01:50:36,160 --> 01:50:37,160
He's saying to the crowd.

2406
01:50:37,160 --> 01:50:38,180
What do you say?

2407
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,120
The crowd are saying.

2408
01:50:41,640 --> 01:50:42,180
Well done.

2409
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:43,600
Because.

2410
01:50:43,880 --> 01:50:44,780
It's the Irish fans.

2411
01:50:45,820 --> 01:50:47,780
So I don't know why he was cupping his ears to them.

2412
01:50:48,520 --> 01:50:51,840
I have a lovely bit of textbook woodwork there from the two boys.

2413
01:50:52,420 --> 01:50:53,380
The carpentry was.

2414
01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:54,100
Was a cute.

2415
01:50:55,520 --> 01:50:57,040
The plane and the lathe.

2416
01:50:57,420 --> 01:50:58,740
The lathe work was.

2417
01:50:58,860 --> 01:50:59,700
Was phenomenal.

2418
01:51:00,620 --> 01:51:03,120
And he did a lovely bit of chiseling at the end.

2419
01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,320
A lovely bit of filing.

2420
01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:12,980
And Isaac is after coming on here for Anderson.

2421
01:51:13,160 --> 01:51:15,560
Who's walking very dejectedly and shamefully.

2422
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:16,420
Rightly so.

2423
01:51:16,420 --> 01:51:16,440
And rightly so.

2424
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,000
To the edge of the pitch.

2425
01:51:18,540 --> 01:51:19,400
It's Ireland 2.

2426
01:51:19,880 --> 01:51:20,700
Sweden 0.

2427
01:51:21,100 --> 01:51:22,080
And that's it for Ireland.

2428
01:51:22,560 --> 01:51:23,700
That's it for this game.

2429
01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:27,120
You can put your house and money on it.

2430
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:27,120
You can put your house and money on it.

2431
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:30,480
We're going forward into the fucking knockout round.

2432
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:32,060
Language Francis.

2433
01:51:32,380 --> 01:51:33,300
Sorry about the swearing.

2434
01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:35,220
It's a two goal.

2435
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:37,660
Date the office.

2436
01:51:38,660 --> 01:51:39,800
For these boys.

2437
01:51:42,020 --> 01:51:43,340
And it's a great office.

2438
01:51:43,340 --> 01:51:46,740
Full of unbelievable salesmen.

2439
01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:49,300
Fantastic accountants.

2440
01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:51,200
Great secretaries.

2441
01:51:52,840 --> 01:51:53,840
Sound bosses.

2442
01:51:56,340 --> 01:51:58,960
Maybe the lads that come in.

2443
01:51:58,960 --> 01:52:00,400
Do a bit of the cleaning at the end.

2444
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:01,020
Yeah.

2445
01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:02,360
Quality cleaners.

2446
01:52:04,140 --> 01:52:05,100
Maybe the customers.

2447
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:07,560
Lovely customers.

2448
01:52:10,320 --> 01:52:11,460
I don't know what else.

2449
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:14,640
I actually don't know why we're still talking about this.

2450
01:52:14,780 --> 01:52:14,920
It was.

2451
01:52:15,060 --> 01:52:16,600
It ran its course a long time ago.

2452
01:52:17,380 --> 01:52:19,420
Have you any other things to say about the game Tom?

2453
01:52:20,360 --> 01:52:21,300
Nothing only.

2454
01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:21,940
What.

2455
01:52:22,280 --> 01:52:22,500
A.

2456
01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:23,120
Game.

2457
01:52:23,580 --> 01:52:24,800
So much to say about it.

2458
01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:25,860
Absolutely.

2459
01:52:26,460 --> 01:52:27,860
Barren storming performance.

2460
01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:29,040
From start to finish.

2461
01:52:29,120 --> 01:52:29,740
By the boys.

2462
01:52:30,260 --> 01:52:32,120
Didn't give the Swedes a moment.

2463
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:33,480
To even sniff their dinner.

2464
01:52:33,960 --> 01:52:35,040
It was an absolute.

2465
01:52:35,880 --> 01:52:36,440
Rattlesnake.

2466
01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:38,640
After rattlesnake.

2467
01:52:38,940 --> 01:52:40,100
After rattlesnake.

2468
01:52:40,620 --> 01:52:42,320
And it wasn't just the bite of the snake.

2469
01:52:42,420 --> 01:52:42,920
That they got.

2470
01:52:43,320 --> 01:52:43,860
The Swedes.

2471
01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:46,000
They got the lick of the snake as well.

2472
01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,000
That's right.

2473
01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:50,180
The snake was slithering all over those guys.

2474
01:52:51,040 --> 01:52:51,880
And it licked them.

2475
01:52:52,520 --> 01:52:53,280
And it bit them.

2476
01:52:54,120 --> 01:52:55,160
And it said goodnight.

2477
01:52:56,700 --> 01:52:57,100
Yep.

2478
01:52:57,340 --> 01:52:59,160
And it's not like they didn't give the best.

2479
01:52:59,420 --> 01:53:00,580
Of what they had as well.

2480
01:53:01,740 --> 01:53:02,320
They really.

2481
01:53:02,440 --> 01:53:02,720
Really.

2482
01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:03,120
Really.

2483
01:53:03,460 --> 01:53:04,520
Tried to light up the pitch.

2484
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:05,740
With their own unique style.

2485
01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:09,020
But they just didn't have it in the final third.

2486
01:53:09,020 --> 01:53:10,780
You can see all this stuff right here.

2487
01:53:10,860 --> 01:53:12,120
Are the replays before your very eyes.

2488
01:53:12,260 --> 01:53:13,640
Look at this goal from.

2489
01:53:14,160 --> 01:53:15,420
From Goldrick.

2490
01:53:15,740 --> 01:53:16,980
Lovely assist as well.

2491
01:53:17,280 --> 01:53:17,300
From.

2492
01:53:17,460 --> 01:53:17,920
From.

2493
01:53:18,300 --> 01:53:18,780
From.

2494
01:53:19,100 --> 01:53:20,140
From Hendrick.

2495
01:53:20,140 --> 01:53:20,940
And.

2496
01:53:21,100 --> 01:53:22,600
And what a finish as well Tom.

2497
01:53:24,180 --> 01:53:24,620
Haha.

2498
01:53:25,720 --> 01:53:26,360
Absolutely.

2499
01:53:28,300 --> 01:53:28,780
Quinomenal.

2500
01:53:29,900 --> 01:53:30,380
And.

2501
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:32,200
Would quinomenal be even a word.

2502
01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:33,200
Or is it made up?

2503
01:53:33,620 --> 01:53:34,460
Pure made up.

2504
01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:38,440
Because there's no words in the dictionary to describe what the hell we're witnessing.

2505
01:53:39,240 --> 01:53:40,600
It's the Celtic tiger.

2506
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:42,520
Fick the economy.

2507
01:53:42,980 --> 01:53:43,800
Fick the COVID.

2508
01:53:44,360 --> 01:53:45,600
The ball's on the pitch.

2509
01:53:45,940 --> 01:53:47,240
And if it's not on the pitch.

2510
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:49,160
It's in the back of the onion sack.

2511
01:53:50,040 --> 01:53:51,240
Who's cutting onions?

2512
01:53:51,600 --> 01:53:52,840
Because I'm crying baby.

2513
01:53:53,440 --> 01:53:54,160
I'm crying.

2514
01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:56,380
You really are crying Tom.

2515
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:56,800
Are you okay?

2516
01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:57,780
No.

2517
01:53:57,780 --> 01:54:00,280
I don't know.

2518
01:54:00,580 --> 01:54:00,860
I am.

2519
01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:01,720
I'm happy.

2520
01:54:01,860 --> 01:54:02,760
But I'm sad as well.

2521
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:03,840
Are you okay Tom?

2522
01:54:03,880 --> 01:54:04,140
You okay?

2523
01:54:04,800 --> 01:54:05,400
You alright Tom?

2524
01:54:05,620 --> 01:54:06,140
Tom you alright?

2525
01:54:06,860 --> 01:54:07,460
I don't know.

2526
01:54:07,660 --> 01:54:08,020
Sorry.

2527
01:54:08,220 --> 01:54:10,140
It's a mixture of emotions, you know.

2528
01:54:10,220 --> 01:54:10,840
A mixture of emotions.

2529
01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:11,360
Tommy.

2530
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:12,280
Shh.

2531
01:54:12,580 --> 01:54:13,320
It's all right, Tom.

2532
01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:13,740
Shh.

2533
01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:15,660
It's all right, Tom.

2534
01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:16,060
Shh.

2535
01:54:17,420 --> 01:54:20,340
I just don't know where the boys are taking us.

2536
01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:21,080
The boys in green.

2537
01:54:21,340 --> 01:54:22,860
Where the boys are taking us, Fran?

2538
01:54:23,460 --> 01:54:24,080
They're taking us.

2539
01:54:24,100 --> 01:54:25,520
They're going to take us to the final, Tom.

2540
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:27,420
They're taking us to the final.

2541
01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:29,020
There's no doubt about it.

2542
01:54:29,460 --> 01:54:30,440
The cat's out the bag.

2543
01:54:31,180 --> 01:54:32,220
Sure, they won the last few games.

2544
01:54:32,260 --> 01:54:33,280
Remember the World Cup yesterday?

2545
01:54:33,840 --> 01:54:34,220
I know.

2546
01:54:34,940 --> 01:54:35,400
Just those.

2547
01:54:36,540 --> 01:54:37,920
Just those Brazilian boys.

2548
01:54:38,360 --> 01:54:39,300
When they bet us.

2549
01:54:39,440 --> 01:54:42,840
They made me think that, you know, maybe we haven't got it in us to ever do it.

2550
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:43,800
They have got it.

2551
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:44,880
And you need to believe, Tom.

2552
01:54:45,420 --> 01:54:46,260
You need to believe.

2553
01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:48,560
You okay?

2554
01:54:50,040 --> 01:54:50,440
Yeah.

2555
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:52,100
You'll be all right.

2556
01:54:53,140 --> 01:54:53,940
You know why?

2557
01:54:55,800 --> 01:54:56,200
Why?

2558
01:54:58,420 --> 01:54:58,860
Vertonghen.

2559
01:54:59,220 --> 01:54:59,660
Vertonghen.

2560
01:55:00,280 --> 01:55:00,760
Vertonghen.

2561
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:01,800
Vertonghen.

2562
01:55:02,360 --> 01:55:02,880
Vertonghen.

2563
01:55:03,440 --> 01:55:04,000
Vertonghen.

2564
01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:05,060
Vertonghen.

2565
01:55:05,660 --> 01:55:06,140
Vertonghen.

2566
01:55:06,220 --> 01:55:07,220
Vertonghen.

2567
01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:07,220
Vertonghen.

2568
01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:07,220
Vertonghen.

2569
01:55:07,220 --> 01:55:08,300
Vertonghen.

2570
01:55:08,300 --> 01:55:09,380
Vertonghen.

2571
01:55:09,380 --> 01:55:10,460
Vertonghen.

2572
01:55:10,460 --> 01:55:11,580
Vertonghen.

2573
01:55:11,580 --> 01:55:12,660
Vertonghen.

2574
01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:13,740
Vertonghen.

2575
01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:14,740
Vertonghen.

2576
01:55:14,740 --> 01:55:15,820
Vertonghen.

2577
01:55:15,820 --> 01:55:16,860
Vertonghen.

2578
01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:17,980
Vertonghen.

2579
01:55:17,980 --> 01:55:19,060
Vertonghen.

2580
01:55:19,060 --> 01:55:20,140
Vertonghen.

2581
01:55:20,140 --> 01:55:21,220
Vertonghen.

2582
01:55:21,220 --> 01:55:22,300
Vertonghen.

2583
01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:23,380
Vertonghen.

2584
01:55:23,380 --> 01:55:24,420
Vertonghen.

2585
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:25,540
Vertonghen.

2586
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:26,620
Vertonghen.

2587
01:55:26,620 --> 01:55:27,700
Vertonghen.

2588
01:55:27,700 --> 01:55:27,700
Vertonghen.

2589
01:55:27,700 --> 01:55:28,820
Vertonghen.

2590
01:55:28,820 --> 01:55:29,820
Vertonghen.

2591
01:55:29,820 --> 01:55:32,500
Connor.

2592
01:55:32,500 --> 01:55:33,900
Yes.

2593
01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:35,720
Welcome back, everybody.

2594
01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:37,960
The highlights of the Grand Prix here on Network 2.

2595
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:39,520
We're on lap 22 of 71.

2596
01:55:40,040 --> 01:55:44,180
And it looks like Ferrari are taking it to the fucking Toro Raza like a real hard pack of shit

2597
01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:44,720
steamers.

2598
01:55:44,720 --> 01:55:46,900
Look at all the flecks of rubber on the track.

2599
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:47,660
Wow.

2600
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,820
Really is box office entertainment.

2601
01:55:49,820 --> 01:55:50,820
These guys flying around bands.

2602
01:55:50,820 --> 01:55:52,000
These guys flying around bands.

2603
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,500
100, 200, 300 kilometers per hour.

2604
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:55,500
Just sparks flying.

2605
01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:57,640
Just sparks flying wheel to wheel.

2606
01:55:57,640 --> 01:55:59,040
Children crying.

2607
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:00,560
People screaming.

2608
01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:02,320
Heineken bleeding.

2609
01:56:02,960 --> 01:56:04,140
Max for strap on.

2610
01:56:04,220 --> 01:56:06,340
Breathing down Lewis Hamilton's neck.

2611
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,760
And it's the other way around.

2612
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:07,760
It's the other way around.

2613
01:56:07,760 --> 01:56:08,760
It's the other way around.

2614
01:56:08,760 --> 01:56:09,300
All loopity loop.

2615
01:56:09,300 --> 01:56:10,820
Hang with the nose stood behind.

2616
01:56:10,820 --> 01:56:14,380
He's actually a nose stood aficionado.

2617
01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:22,260
And he was teaching a few of the piercing guys down at Pierce Street Station how to pierce a nostril.

2618
01:56:22,260 --> 01:56:23,080
Cleanly.

2619
01:56:23,220 --> 01:56:24,840
Without any mess.

2620
01:56:25,100 --> 01:56:25,800
What's going on here?

2621
01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:27,980
Bodhors has left the track and he's in the dirt.

2622
01:56:28,820 --> 01:56:32,600
Something must have got spooched in the back lodge of his pipe shifter.

2623
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:35,180
And it seems how Bodhors has gone loopity loo loo.

2624
01:56:35,360 --> 01:56:40,720
Meanwhile, speak of the devil, Louis Andrew Hamelsack has just hit the fucking main shifter.

2625
01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:47,140
While look what the cat dragged in for strap on gets jacked up by a billy lifter while four pit monkeys pirelli his pipes.

2626
01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,640
Drive like the wind on News Talk.

2627
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:50,280
Connor.

2628
01:56:50,880 --> 01:56:59,300
How's it going guys?

2629
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:04,060
Very welcome back here to the UEFA Euro 2020 on Network 2.

2630
01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:14,260
In association with Connor Williams, AMG, and also Willie Harrell Fact Check for an amazing 20 euro donation.

2631
01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:20,860
Thank you so much Willie Harrell Fact Check from me, Connor Williams, and all, everybody here,

2632
01:57:20,860 --> 01:57:28,760
are the team of FIFA, UEFA, Seth Blatter's Gaff, Michelle Platini's AMG Sports Range.

2633
01:57:30,560 --> 01:57:33,600
And everybody at UEFA.

2634
01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:41,600
Latvia came under siege against the Ukraine in their opening, or third group game, should I say.

2635
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:48,140
The Ukraine boys really putting the Latvians into the next realm.

2636
01:57:49,520 --> 01:57:56,100
A boring 2-2 apiece stalemate between the Grecian Greeks and the Bosnian bad boys.

2637
01:57:57,260 --> 01:58:01,140
Shaolin Soccer, thank you very much for your kind-hearted 1-euro donation.

2638
01:58:02,140 --> 01:58:03,060
Very kind of you, sir.

2639
01:58:05,440 --> 01:58:08,500
Meanwhile, in the other game, Ireland beat Sweden 2-0.

2640
01:58:08,500 --> 01:58:13,000
And Israel did the unthinkable against Azerbaijan.

2641
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,260
Putting them to a new pasture.

2642
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:19,820
Round up the other games.

2643
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:21,060
Yup, the judge.

2644
01:58:21,440 --> 01:58:22,880
Thank you so much, my friend.

2645
01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:26,240
For your kind-hearted and generous tip to the show.

2646
01:58:27,260 --> 01:58:28,280
Hopefully you're doing well, bud.

2647
01:58:29,920 --> 01:58:34,540
France took Spain to the cleaning house with a 1-0 drubbing.

2648
01:58:34,540 --> 01:58:41,580
Germany got COVID-19'd out of it by the Italian 2-0 Lombardos.

2649
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:47,760
The Hungry Boys got tanned.

2650
01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:55,680
The Belgian Chocolates got dispatched by the Dutch Masters.

2651
01:58:56,080 --> 01:58:56,780
I beg your pardon.

2652
01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:58,880
They dispatched the Dutch Masters.

2653
01:58:59,800 --> 01:59:02,920
Andorra heavily defeated by the Serbs.

2654
01:59:03,700 --> 01:59:06,960
The Croatians had a great day at the office against Norway.

2655
01:59:06,960 --> 01:59:13,160
The Turkey Men simply didn't have what it took to handle.

2656
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:16,060
The Po-Po-Poland men.

2657
01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:21,140
Finally, Wales and North Macedonia.

2658
01:59:22,280 --> 01:59:25,480
A game that looked white-hot on paper.

2659
01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:32,820
Turned out to be, surprise, surprise, a very boring 0-0 draw.

2660
01:59:34,660 --> 01:59:35,860
I'm Conor Williams.

2661
01:59:37,420 --> 01:59:38,460
See you later.

2662
01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:41,060
Connor, play your house.

2663
01:59:41,060 --> 01:59:53,500
Connor, play your house.

2664
01:59:53,500 --> 02:00:23,480
See you later.

2665
02:00:23,480 --> 02:00:27,520
Welcome back to this.

2666
02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:36,180
The knockout phase of the Euro 2020 European Championship Tournament.

2667
02:00:36,800 --> 02:00:42,180
Coming to you live and unstopped from cyberspace.

2668
02:00:42,540 --> 02:00:48,800
And thank you very much, Al Walsh, for your very, very, very, very kind-hearted donation to the show.

2669
02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:52,400
Very, very kind of you, Al. Thank you very much.

2670
02:00:56,960 --> 02:00:58,800
Shout out to your brother, Flynn.

2671
02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:00,220
Or that's from Yup the Judge.

2672
02:01:00,440 --> 02:01:02,400
Flynn Diesel, who's watching in Kells.

2673
02:01:03,560 --> 02:01:09,840
And thank you very much, Al Walsh, who says, the bookies have Ireland up at 9 to 4 to win it.

2674
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:19,220
Is it worth putting the wife and it's 9 to 4? That's an iconic price.

2675
02:01:19,220 --> 02:01:22,660
Is it, Tommy? Would you agree with that?

2676
02:01:23,980 --> 02:01:29,660
It's so iconic that you shouldn't even have to be Ashken, but thank you very much for Ashkeness and for your tip.

2677
02:01:29,780 --> 02:01:30,520
Very, very kind-ya.

2678
02:01:32,140 --> 02:01:43,360
And the Allianz Arena in Munich used over a 120 cubic meter square of concrete during its construction, says Willie Harold.

2679
02:01:43,660 --> 02:01:45,580
The National Anthem's on. Stop talking, man.

2680
02:01:46,080 --> 02:01:46,340
Sorry.

2681
02:01:46,340 --> 02:02:06,340
Okay.

2682
02:02:10,340 --> 02:02:11,420
Come on, Mio.

2683
02:02:11,420 --> 02:02:16,640
Come on, Mio, indeed.

2684
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:20,240
The time for musing has ceased.

2685
02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:28,380
The time for, you know, absolutely abusing the opponent's goal has begun.

2686
02:02:29,040 --> 02:02:32,140
And we want to be abusing that goal with what?

2687
02:02:32,780 --> 02:02:33,560
Our balls.

2688
02:02:34,340 --> 02:02:34,980
Yep.

2689
02:02:35,400 --> 02:02:37,400
Our balls who art in heaven.

2690
02:02:38,220 --> 02:02:39,480
Hallowed be thy turf.

2691
02:02:39,480 --> 02:02:48,460
And the tip-off is about to be taken on top of the turf by us boys who will get the game underway.

2692
02:02:48,640 --> 02:02:50,060
Let's get, remove the porridge, Tom.

2693
02:02:50,140 --> 02:02:51,720
Can you remove the porridge, please, Tom?

2694
02:02:55,720 --> 02:02:56,140
Bear with me.

2695
02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,240
Bear with me.

2696
02:03:00,360 --> 02:03:01,080
Bear with me.

2697
02:03:02,020 --> 02:03:04,060
No, you're making the porridge big again, Tom.

2698
02:03:04,980 --> 02:03:05,240
Sorry.

2699
02:03:05,680 --> 02:03:07,240
You're making the porridge big again.

2700
02:03:07,300 --> 02:03:09,580
It needs to be, it needs to be off the screen completely.

2701
02:03:10,460 --> 02:03:11,260
Sorry, bear with me.

2702
02:03:12,880 --> 02:03:13,420
Bear with me.

2703
02:03:15,740 --> 02:03:17,160
Now, you've left it there again, Tom.

2704
02:03:17,900 --> 02:03:18,100
Eh?

2705
02:03:18,680 --> 02:03:19,600
You've left the thing.

2706
02:03:19,660 --> 02:03:21,820
It's still porridge on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen.

2707
02:03:21,940 --> 02:03:23,500
It's going to be obstructing the pitch.

2708
02:03:23,680 --> 02:03:24,920
You won't be able to see what's going on.

2709
02:03:26,840 --> 02:03:27,560
Bear with me.

2710
02:03:29,060 --> 02:03:30,440
I'll fucking just give his ear.

2711
02:03:31,080 --> 02:03:31,420
What?

2712
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:34,920
There.

2713
02:03:35,420 --> 02:03:36,400
It's just a click-like.

2714
02:03:36,520 --> 02:03:37,680
You know, you just click it.

2715
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:38,440
There's no...

2716
02:03:39,520 --> 02:03:41,280
It's not rocket science.

2717
02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:43,760
It's hard to see the screen-like.

2718
02:03:43,860 --> 02:03:44,440
You know, I don't have...

2719
02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:48,080
I don't have eyes for the screen like you have eyes.

2720
02:03:49,260 --> 02:03:51,080
Who cares about screens now?

2721
02:03:51,080 --> 02:04:02,160
What we do care about is the screams of the passion and joy of our fans that will hopefully sing us and scream us into the next phase of this tournament.

2722
02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:04,860
Of which we're at the last 16 at the moment.

2723
02:04:05,700 --> 02:04:06,460
Look at this.

2724
02:04:06,640 --> 02:04:10,020
Lovely bit of play on the edge of the wing here from Ireland.

2725
02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:11,460
With Stevens.

2726
02:04:11,720 --> 02:04:13,680
Stevens passes it square to Hendrik.

2727
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:16,780
Hendrik tries to get the ball into the middle and he does so and finds Brady.

2728
02:04:17,120 --> 02:04:18,380
But Brady's offside.

2729
02:04:19,000 --> 02:04:20,000
It's the Brady bunch again.

2730
02:04:20,000 --> 02:04:23,640
Some men for the offside rule.

2731
02:04:24,540 --> 02:04:27,840
Indeed, I'd say the whole team at this stage have been offside.

2732
02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:28,980
Even the defenders.

2733
02:04:31,520 --> 02:04:32,160
You're not...

2734
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,060
You're not wrong.

2735
02:04:33,140 --> 02:04:33,720
You're not wrong.

2736
02:04:33,800 --> 02:04:37,400
But I mean, look, we're gonna try and stick it up these Bosnian lads.

2737
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:39,500
Yeah, because they don't like it up them.

2738
02:04:40,340 --> 02:04:41,260
The Bosnian boys.

2739
02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:44,280
Weren't you out there doing a bit of peacekeeping?

2740
02:04:45,580 --> 02:04:48,240
Yeah, I kept the peace out there for a long time.

2741
02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:49,820
Peacekeeper.

2742
02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:53,280
And driving buses out there for NATO.

2743
02:04:54,780 --> 02:04:57,000
I used to do that.

2744
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:58,200
I was doing dinners as well.

2745
02:04:58,700 --> 02:04:59,080
Dinners?

2746
02:04:59,200 --> 02:05:00,520
No, explain that for me.

2747
02:05:00,780 --> 02:05:01,680
What's the story?

2748
02:05:01,780 --> 02:05:02,640
Dinners in NATO.

2749
02:05:02,780 --> 02:05:04,380
I thought they were a military group.

2750
02:05:04,980 --> 02:05:05,460
Yeah, but...

2751
02:05:06,360 --> 02:05:08,540
So you can't go doing a bit of military in...

2752
02:05:08,540 --> 02:05:09,340
Oh, Ireland!

2753
02:05:10,500 --> 02:05:13,960
You can't be doing a bit of shooting if you haven't got the grub in the stomach.

2754
02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:15,720
Right.

2755
02:05:15,800 --> 02:05:16,460
And what were you making?

2756
02:05:17,280 --> 02:05:17,720
Stroganoff.

2757
02:05:18,780 --> 02:05:19,420
Very good.

2758
02:05:19,420 --> 02:05:19,440
Very good.

2759
02:05:19,440 --> 02:05:20,120
Very good.

2760
02:05:20,740 --> 02:05:23,240
I ended up putting...

2761
02:05:23,240 --> 02:05:27,340
They were asking me to do vegetable stroganoff and I drew the line and said, look lads.

2762
02:05:28,120 --> 02:05:29,200
It's beef or bushed.

2763
02:05:30,040 --> 02:05:31,120
Yeah, what did they...

2764
02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:32,780
What was the outcome of that?

2765
02:05:32,840 --> 02:05:35,660
What was the upshot of that little nugget?

2766
02:05:37,000 --> 02:05:38,380
Well, they went for bushed.

2767
02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,380
I went for beef.

2768
02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:40,300
I just left.

2769
02:05:40,880 --> 02:05:43,520
And that's how you ended your whole career in NATO.

2770
02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:44,840
Yeah.

2771
02:05:46,300 --> 02:05:51,660
Best move I ever made was leaving because I didn't have enough time for myself.

2772
02:05:51,900 --> 02:05:53,760
Like, you know, all of the scoops.

2773
02:05:54,460 --> 02:05:57,320
Yeah, you're very into the scoops, aren't you?

2774
02:05:57,520 --> 02:05:58,460
Love the scoops.

2775
02:05:59,280 --> 02:05:59,860
Love them.

2776
02:06:00,220 --> 02:06:01,400
Love them a bit too much.

2777
02:06:01,920 --> 02:06:03,520
Yeah, and you do know that as well.

2778
02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:05,800
You know that you love them too much, but you still love them.

2779
02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:07,180
Yep.

2780
02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:08,220
The dichotomy.

2781
02:06:08,420 --> 02:06:09,520
It's a strange dichotomy.

2782
02:06:10,260 --> 02:06:11,040
What's dichotomy?

2783
02:06:12,060 --> 02:06:13,060
It's a big word.

2784
02:06:14,460 --> 02:06:20,200
We don't know about big words around here today as Ireland try to kick ball to friends at the side of each other.

2785
02:06:21,080 --> 02:06:21,720
They're not friends.

2786
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:23,260
They're colleagues and players.

2787
02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:24,480
Okay.

2788
02:06:24,940 --> 02:06:27,160
The friend, the colleagues are passing the ball well.

2789
02:06:27,320 --> 02:06:28,400
The colleagues in green now.

2790
02:06:29,160 --> 02:06:32,580
The colleagues in green have lost the ball to their counterparts in blue.

2791
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:33,440
Bosnia!

2792
02:06:34,080 --> 02:06:40,240
Tried to send a Bosnia ball right into the back of our sack, but Randolph had it covered again.

2793
02:06:40,240 --> 02:06:50,180
Even if it was going to trouble him, he would have been able to palm that one out with a bit of lovely palmistry that isn't red as the ball goes out to end of Stevens.

2794
02:06:50,180 --> 02:06:53,140
Floating it down to the little halfway house.

2795
02:06:55,040 --> 02:07:00,580
And it's picked up in a scrappy bit of pick upage by Bosnia.

2796
02:07:00,660 --> 02:07:01,060
Bosnia.

2797
02:07:01,860 --> 02:07:02,980
Bosnia.

2798
02:07:02,980 --> 02:07:06,480
Trying their best to break down the Irish spirit.

2799
02:07:06,980 --> 02:07:07,840
It's not working though.

2800
02:07:08,100 --> 02:07:12,180
And McLean screams from the side of the pitch, which is green.

2801
02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:17,280
It's not affecting us though, you know, in a camouflage kind of sense.

2802
02:07:17,520 --> 02:07:24,460
We should probably be playing in better colored or stronger colored, should I say, jerseys.

2803
02:07:24,740 --> 02:07:25,960
Ones that don't match the pitch.

2804
02:07:26,440 --> 02:07:27,660
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

2805
02:07:28,480 --> 02:07:29,600
That's the NATO, you see.

2806
02:07:29,680 --> 02:07:31,940
I used to know about camouflage and stuff like that.

2807
02:07:32,340 --> 02:07:32,580
Yeah.

2808
02:07:33,600 --> 02:07:35,320
Used to wear an Ireland jersey to the battle.

2809
02:07:36,740 --> 02:07:37,920
And how did that work out for you?

2810
02:07:39,420 --> 02:07:40,140
Not bad.

2811
02:07:40,260 --> 02:07:44,560
Like, they wouldn't usually see me, but for the sponsor, it used to say Opel on the jersey.

2812
02:07:45,420 --> 02:07:46,540
And that would stick out.

2813
02:07:47,300 --> 02:07:50,980
Yeah, it wouldn't really blend in anyways.

2814
02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:51,580
Nope.

2815
02:07:52,520 --> 02:07:56,620
Ireland trying to do their best to blend the ball into our opponent's net.

2816
02:07:57,220 --> 02:07:58,680
And McLean holds on well.

2817
02:07:58,740 --> 02:08:00,060
He's very strong in possession.

2818
02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:02,540
And Ireland are picking up scoops left, right and center.

2819
02:08:03,120 --> 02:08:03,840
Sounds good to me.

2820
02:08:04,020 --> 02:08:05,200
Not those kind of scoops, Tommy.

2821
02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:07,080
And McGoldrick is straight into the back of the sacker.

2822
02:08:07,460 --> 02:08:09,760
Get that ball into the back of the sack, yeah.

2823
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:11,340
Good McGoldrick.

2824
02:08:12,800 --> 02:08:13,200
Unbelievable.

2825
02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:16,700
Unbelievable ball from McGoldrick.

2826
02:08:16,700 --> 02:08:25,360
An absolute sick drive from a man who can really stick it to the man when the man cometh.

2827
02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:38,920
The Bosnian man cometh tonight, but he'll be leaving home after a heavy-fried, lovely bit of dogged destruction.

2828
02:08:39,640 --> 02:08:44,260
Dogged determination, I should say, from the team to win that second, third ball.

2829
02:08:44,260 --> 02:08:45,880
To be picking up the spills.

2830
02:08:46,220 --> 02:08:46,640
The loose.

2831
02:08:47,080 --> 02:08:47,920
The loose balls.

2832
02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:52,500
It's the rainy nights on the training ground through the middle of winter.

2833
02:08:52,920 --> 02:08:53,920
Where you keep up.

2834
02:08:54,260 --> 02:08:55,800
You keep dogged and you keep fighting.

2835
02:08:56,320 --> 02:09:02,480
And then during the summer, in these big games, it stands to you because you've done it a thousand times before in harsher conditions.

2836
02:09:03,060 --> 02:09:03,680
Indeed they have.

2837
02:09:03,680 --> 02:09:03,960
Indeed they have.

2838
02:09:03,960 --> 02:09:05,040
And fair play to them.

2839
02:09:05,040 --> 02:09:12,740
And it's an absolute searing indictment into their unbelievable workflow.

2840
02:09:13,780 --> 02:09:16,860
An indictment into the Bosnian defence as well.

2841
02:09:17,580 --> 02:09:20,800
An indictment of the Bosnian defence, I should say.

2842
02:09:21,400 --> 02:09:22,580
What does indictment mean?

2843
02:09:23,120 --> 02:09:25,040
I don't know, but it sounds good.

2844
02:09:25,700 --> 02:09:31,040
As Ireland tries to move the ball coercively down the right-hand flank.

2845
02:09:31,460 --> 02:09:36,200
And Roberto Brady has shat the bed on the wing again.

2846
02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:39,940
And it looks as though Bosnia are going to capitalise on Irish capitulation.

2847
02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:41,540
Not for the first time.

2848
02:09:41,820 --> 02:09:45,800
As Djuhulovic is going down the hula pitch at the side.

2849
02:09:46,020 --> 02:09:46,760
Little hula hoop.

2850
02:09:46,880 --> 02:09:48,220
Richie Keough in the middle.

2851
02:09:48,740 --> 02:09:51,160
Gets a header on it, but it's Bosnia picking up a screwball.

2852
02:09:52,420 --> 02:09:55,340
Just rolls away to the side like a dreamy baller.

2853
02:09:56,120 --> 02:10:00,700
Big thank you to Wenz Modric Hay and Armando Wudu.

2854
02:10:02,140 --> 02:10:03,200
Thank you very much.

2855
02:10:06,120 --> 02:10:07,540
What should I say?

2856
02:10:07,660 --> 02:10:09,560
Oh yeah, and COVID-18 as well.

2857
02:10:09,680 --> 02:10:12,300
Thank you very much for your lovely, kind-hearted tip.

2858
02:10:14,960 --> 02:10:16,520
Corner ball for Bosnia now.

2859
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:18,900
Send the Bosnia right into the middle of the mix-up.

2860
02:10:19,200 --> 02:10:22,100
And it lands in a square patch of grass for Patch Adams,

2861
02:10:22,280 --> 02:10:25,540
who dispossesses his man confidently and purely.

2862
02:10:26,260 --> 02:10:27,640
To run on, hard style.

2863
02:10:27,740 --> 02:10:29,120
Robbie Brady gives it to McGoldrick.

2864
02:10:29,200 --> 02:10:30,520
McGoldrick looking for a 1-2.

2865
02:10:30,820 --> 02:10:32,400
Uni-flu situation with McLean.

2866
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:34,440
McLean, he's strong, you know what I mean.

2867
02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:35,560
Lovely laughing through ball.

2868
02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:37,680
Too much on it from McLean.

2869
02:10:37,680 --> 02:10:39,140
And goes into the hands of the keeper.

2870
02:10:39,140 --> 02:10:46,680
And you have to say, McLean, he's got all the makings of something great.

2871
02:10:46,800 --> 02:10:48,140
But it's that final ball, Tommy.

2872
02:10:49,420 --> 02:10:50,060
Indeed, yeah.

2873
02:10:50,100 --> 02:10:50,760
He's a great player.

2874
02:10:50,880 --> 02:10:51,980
He's dug into domination.

2875
02:10:52,180 --> 02:10:54,260
He's got that je ne sais quoi.

2876
02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:55,660
The I don't know what.

2877
02:10:56,820 --> 02:10:58,100
The, uh...

2878
02:10:58,100 --> 02:10:59,840
You either have it or you got it.

2879
02:11:00,060 --> 02:11:02,120
They either do have it or they got it now with Hendricks.

2880
02:11:02,320 --> 02:11:05,260
Hendrick ball trying to give a bit of space to himself.

2881
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:06,260
Lays it back to Coleman.

2882
02:11:06,440 --> 02:11:07,920
Coleman floats a balloon in.

2883
02:11:07,980 --> 02:11:10,140
It's rattled back off the Bosnian boy.

2884
02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:12,140
And it comes back to Ireland, who...

2885
02:11:12,140 --> 02:11:12,640
Well...

2886
02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:17,260
Ireland give it away very, very loosely and scrappily and shoddily.

2887
02:11:17,640 --> 02:11:20,620
Bosnia picked up the pieces and are looking to build again now.

2888
02:11:20,960 --> 02:11:23,840
As they gather pace and ferocity down the left flank.

2889
02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:25,320
What can Coleman do here?

2890
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:26,620
Can he dispossess his man?

2891
02:11:26,660 --> 02:11:27,100
He can.

2892
02:11:27,180 --> 02:11:27,740
He does well.

2893
02:11:28,220 --> 02:11:29,880
And gives the ball back to Keogh.

2894
02:11:30,020 --> 02:11:30,760
Or Duffy, sorry.

2895
02:11:30,880 --> 02:11:31,460
I beg your pardon.

2896
02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:34,780
Sweeps the ball over and switches flank now.

2897
02:11:34,860 --> 02:11:36,800
Which Stevens looking to build up a bit of play.

2898
02:11:36,880 --> 02:11:39,480
That interplay we've seen and we know so well between him and McLean.

2899
02:11:39,520 --> 02:11:41,780
As McLean rolls it back uncharacteristically.

2900
02:11:42,220 --> 02:11:43,880
It's Whelan now in the centre of the pitch.

2901
02:11:44,000 --> 02:11:44,860
Finds Hendricks.

2902
02:11:45,460 --> 02:11:45,860
Hendricks.

2903
02:11:46,280 --> 02:11:48,280
Trying to float one this time over to McLean.

2904
02:11:48,340 --> 02:11:50,300
It's a good bit of vision and he finds him well.

2905
02:11:50,660 --> 02:11:52,480
He's got Ender Stephens running down the left.

2906
02:11:52,600 --> 02:11:53,760
And he's also got...

2907
02:11:53,760 --> 02:11:54,220
Hurrahan.

2908
02:11:54,280 --> 02:11:54,920
Is he offside?

2909
02:11:55,160 --> 02:11:56,080
Unfortunately he is.

2910
02:11:56,400 --> 02:11:59,720
And that looks like that'll be the last piece of play now before the end of this half.

2911
02:12:02,240 --> 02:12:03,040
Too many...

2912
02:12:03,040 --> 02:12:04,540
Too many offsides per game, man.

2913
02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:05,500
You know, it's...

2914
02:12:05,500 --> 02:12:06,640
It's gonna be the downfall.

2915
02:12:06,920 --> 02:12:08,440
We got all the way to Brazil yesterday.

2916
02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:09,320
All the way to the final.

2917
02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,800
To lose time.

2918
02:12:11,800 --> 02:12:15,000
And space in the game due to that is just not on.

2919
02:12:15,400 --> 02:12:17,540
The ref blows his whistle there.

2920
02:12:17,640 --> 02:12:19,040
It's 1-0 to Ireland.

2921
02:12:20,380 --> 02:12:24,340
McGoldrick's thunder cracker in the early stage of 25th minute.

2922
02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:26,360
The thing that sets the two teams aside.

2923
02:12:27,220 --> 02:12:28,060
Any crack, Tommy?

2924
02:12:28,920 --> 02:12:29,940
There's a lot of crack.

2925
02:12:30,200 --> 02:12:33,100
62% of the possession crack from Ireland.

2926
02:12:33,360 --> 02:12:34,800
It's positive again, but...

2927
02:12:35,340 --> 02:12:38,420
What's that gonna get you when you're not creating as many chances as the enemy?

2928
02:12:38,460 --> 02:12:40,640
The enemy managed to create four chances.

2929
02:12:40,840 --> 02:12:42,320
None of those were on target, though.

2930
02:12:42,880 --> 02:12:45,260
Two of our three shots were on target.

2931
02:12:45,380 --> 02:12:46,040
So, I mean...

2932
02:12:46,040 --> 02:12:47,500
That's where we're making the difference.

2933
02:12:47,760 --> 02:12:48,600
Indeed it is.

2934
02:12:48,680 --> 02:12:50,300
Yeah, we're a bit heavy on the foul side.

2935
02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:51,840
Nothing too hard to handle there.

2936
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:52,800
Corners.

2937
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:54,040
We got one apiece.

2938
02:12:54,840 --> 02:12:55,460
Three kicks.

2939
02:12:55,620 --> 02:12:56,580
Two to the Bosnians.

2940
02:12:56,720 --> 02:12:57,360
One to us.

2941
02:12:58,360 --> 02:13:01,100
And not much between them in terms of passes too, Tom.

2942
02:13:02,580 --> 02:13:03,020
Nope.

2943
02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:05,500
There are only 20 passes beyond us, you know.

2944
02:13:05,960 --> 02:13:09,020
And the ratio is probably a little bit better than ours as well.

2945
02:13:11,520 --> 02:13:13,140
You can say that again, Tom.

2946
02:13:14,140 --> 02:13:16,180
The ratio is probably better than ours again.

2947
02:13:16,720 --> 02:13:18,300
Didn't mean literally say it.

2948
02:13:18,360 --> 02:13:20,500
It was just a figure of speech.

2949
02:13:21,020 --> 02:13:24,420
Now look at those snake skin boots on your man who gives the tip off.

2950
02:13:24,960 --> 02:13:26,540
A few highlights from this package, Tommy.

2951
02:13:27,360 --> 02:13:28,200
That you've picked out.

2952
02:13:28,700 --> 02:13:30,860
Yeah, I want to point out and highlight McGoldrick there.

2953
02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:32,320
What's he doing there?

2954
02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:33,140
He's having fun.

2955
02:13:33,580 --> 02:13:34,440
He's having a great time.

2956
02:13:34,940 --> 02:13:35,440
He loves it.

2957
02:13:35,660 --> 02:13:36,540
He loves that position.

2958
02:13:37,040 --> 02:13:38,500
He'll stay in that area all day.

2959
02:13:39,060 --> 02:13:41,780
And he'll just make people around him feel ill and sick.

2960
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:42,480
Why?

2961
02:13:42,540 --> 02:13:43,100
Have they got COVID?

2962
02:13:44,060 --> 02:13:45,220
No, he just...

2963
02:13:45,220 --> 02:13:48,900
He's humiliating them with his class play and skills and techers.

2964
02:13:49,400 --> 02:13:52,240
This was something I thought was really, really sweet now.

2965
02:13:52,240 --> 02:13:54,220
It was our goal scored by us.

2966
02:13:54,740 --> 02:13:55,620
By McGoldrick.

2967
02:13:56,460 --> 02:13:56,860
Yep.

2968
02:13:57,280 --> 02:13:58,500
Making that now ripple.

2969
02:13:58,500 --> 02:14:00,400
Like a Galaxy or a Raspberry.

2970
02:14:01,140 --> 02:14:02,040
Either are available.

2971
02:14:02,680 --> 02:14:04,060
And look at him.

2972
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:06,740
He's just an absolute goal machine.

2973
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:09,800
All he's about is the goal.

2974
02:14:11,000 --> 02:14:12,220
All he's about is the goal.

2975
02:14:13,020 --> 02:14:14,280
This guy, Djeko.

2976
02:14:14,360 --> 02:14:15,340
Have you ever heard of him, Tom?

2977
02:14:16,220 --> 02:14:17,460
I have heard of him, yeah.

2978
02:14:17,640 --> 02:14:18,320
He's not too...

2979
02:14:18,320 --> 02:14:20,760
He must have played for someone because I've heard of him.

2980
02:14:21,700 --> 02:14:22,420
Yeah, yeah.

2981
02:14:22,460 --> 02:14:23,060
He's good, like.

2982
02:14:24,020 --> 02:14:25,160
Yeah, but he's just not enough.

2983
02:14:25,920 --> 02:14:27,460
Not enough at the moment for us.

2984
02:14:27,580 --> 02:14:28,380
He can't...

2985
02:14:28,380 --> 02:14:29,720
He can't be handled.

2986
02:14:30,580 --> 02:14:31,940
I mean, he can't handle us.

2987
02:14:32,900 --> 02:14:33,080
Yeah.

2988
02:14:33,280 --> 02:14:34,600
And that's us.

2989
02:14:34,820 --> 02:14:40,600
Like, we're absolutely sending it down at each side of the pitch there.

2990
02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:44,280
Whether we're defending or we are attacking.

2991
02:14:44,400 --> 02:14:45,300
We've got what it takes.

2992
02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:46,740
And I believe in the boys in green.

2993
02:14:46,860 --> 02:14:47,120
Do you?

2994
02:14:49,640 --> 02:14:54,340
I know I had a little bit of a wobble in my confidence earlier on.

2995
02:14:55,160 --> 02:14:56,520
A few tears as well, man.

2996
02:14:57,360 --> 02:14:58,520
Nah, there weren't any tears.

2997
02:15:00,220 --> 02:15:02,840
There was a few tears.

2998
02:15:03,040 --> 02:15:03,700
Like, you had water.

2999
02:15:04,280 --> 02:15:06,140
There was water running down your face.

3000
02:15:07,640 --> 02:15:08,680
Yeah, but that was sweat.

3001
02:15:09,480 --> 02:15:10,180
No, I...

3002
02:15:10,180 --> 02:15:12,080
I can see you right now, man.

3003
02:15:12,120 --> 02:15:12,480
You're not...

3004
02:15:12,480 --> 02:15:13,160
There's no sweat.

3005
02:15:13,300 --> 02:15:14,900
You were cut up, man.

3006
02:15:14,920 --> 02:15:15,840
Are you okay about that?

3007
02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:17,360
Yep.

3008
02:15:17,500 --> 02:15:18,000
Fine, man.

3009
02:15:18,200 --> 02:15:19,340
Why are you going on about it?

3010
02:15:20,980 --> 02:15:23,980
Because it was like you were shnagging and beefing.

3011
02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:24,940
Wasn't shnagging.

3012
02:15:25,280 --> 02:15:26,340
Ball comes in here for Ireland.

3013
02:15:26,520 --> 02:15:26,780
Ireland!

3014
02:15:27,000 --> 02:15:27,260
Hit her!

3015
02:15:27,340 --> 02:15:30,780
But it's an absolute blank ball from McGoldrick.

3016
02:15:33,220 --> 02:15:36,460
Who sends that ball rolling past the left-hand post.

3017
02:15:38,100 --> 02:15:40,220
Bosnia are going to try and build up here.

3018
02:15:40,320 --> 02:15:42,900
Try to make something out of nothing here.

3019
02:15:42,960 --> 02:15:43,760
Because look at...

3020
02:15:43,760 --> 02:15:45,920
They've got nothing in the tank, it would seem.

3021
02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:49,120
As McGoldrick picks up a little dream roller.

3022
02:15:50,580 --> 02:15:54,600
Pisses about with it and lays it after McLean in a nice kind of calm fashion.

3023
02:15:55,440 --> 02:15:55,800
Horahan.

3024
02:15:56,780 --> 02:15:57,140
Hendrick.

3025
02:15:57,880 --> 02:15:58,720
Hendrick to Brady.

3026
02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,060
He's going to try something from space.

3027
02:16:00,640 --> 02:16:00,920
Oh!

3028
02:16:01,960 --> 02:16:03,280
So close from Brady.

3029
02:16:04,780 --> 02:16:07,520
Amazing bit of work there on the edge of the area from Brady.

3030
02:16:07,740 --> 02:16:10,100
And again, we're going on about it.

3031
02:16:10,540 --> 02:16:11,360
The other players.

3032
02:16:11,480 --> 02:16:12,920
There's another ten players on the pitch.

3033
02:16:13,100 --> 02:16:15,280
Not just McGoldrick who has to go for goal.

3034
02:16:16,180 --> 02:16:17,500
The others have to step up.

3035
02:16:17,600 --> 02:16:18,560
And Brady's doing that.

3036
02:16:18,600 --> 02:16:19,460
He's filling that role.

3037
02:16:21,320 --> 02:16:25,740
Jimi Hendrick has a record amount of passes on the pitch here for this game.

3038
02:16:25,740 --> 02:16:26,780
Well done to him.

3039
02:16:26,780 --> 02:16:28,780
Bosnia now.

3040
02:16:29,700 --> 02:16:30,120
Horwich.

3041
02:16:31,120 --> 02:16:32,260
Visca on the edge.

3042
02:16:32,260 --> 02:16:33,900
tries a ball but it's viscous.

3043
02:16:33,900 --> 02:16:37,660
And ends up on his opposition player's right boot.

3044
02:16:38,160 --> 02:16:39,160
as Whelan.

3045
02:16:39,160 --> 02:16:42,780
Whelan gathers the ball up and sends it into a nice little touch zone.

3046
02:16:42,780 --> 02:16:46,780
Who gives it to Horahan.

3047
02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:47,600
Horahan.

3048
02:16:48,020 --> 02:16:50,040
He's got someone screaming for the ball in the middle.

3049
02:16:50,360 --> 02:16:51,360
But he's shot the ball.

3050
02:16:51,360 --> 02:16:56,960
But he's shot the bed and brought the ball over the line too much too soon.

3051
02:16:56,960 --> 02:16:57,960
And that could have been something.

3052
02:16:57,960 --> 02:17:00,660
And that could have been something for Ireland.

3053
02:17:00,660 --> 02:17:06,980
And really was a confident bit of play.

3054
02:17:07,980 --> 02:17:11,760
Sadly, overconfidence can be your enemy.

3055
02:17:12,260 --> 02:17:13,580
That is true there.

3056
02:17:13,580 --> 02:17:15,460
Overconfidence or overstretching.

3057
02:17:15,460 --> 02:17:17,460
Not sure he had enough puff in the tank to get there.

3058
02:17:18,420 --> 02:17:18,900
McGoldrick.

3059
02:17:19,740 --> 02:17:20,420
And Horahan.

3060
02:17:21,400 --> 02:17:23,880
Striking a bit of fear into the Bosnians.

3061
02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:26,040
Stevens.

3062
02:17:26,820 --> 02:17:28,160
Plays the ball up to McGoldrick.

3063
02:17:28,220 --> 02:17:29,120
McGoldrick through ball.

3064
02:17:29,220 --> 02:17:30,040
Lovely to Hendrick.

3065
02:17:30,220 --> 02:17:30,580
Hendrick.

3066
02:17:30,820 --> 02:17:31,140
Surely.

3067
02:17:31,880 --> 02:17:32,360
Hendrick.

3068
02:17:33,740 --> 02:17:35,280
And it's Hendrick Lamar.

3069
02:17:36,860 --> 02:17:37,300
Wham.

3070
02:17:37,460 --> 02:17:37,800
Bam.

3071
02:17:37,960 --> 02:17:38,760
Thank you, man.

3072
02:17:40,680 --> 02:17:41,580
He's got it.

3073
02:17:43,120 --> 02:17:44,180
Yeah, Hendrick.

3074
02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:45,120
He's got it.

3075
02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:46,040
Where's he going?

3076
02:17:46,120 --> 02:17:47,500
He's running down the feckin' pitch.

3077
02:17:50,760 --> 02:17:53,440
That's a great bit of play from the boys.

3078
02:17:53,640 --> 02:17:54,260
Farfurda.

3079
02:17:54,340 --> 02:17:55,200
Thank you very much.

3080
02:17:55,260 --> 02:17:56,640
Farfurda for your...

3081
02:17:56,640 --> 02:17:57,780
Amazing tip.

3082
02:17:58,740 --> 02:17:59,120
You see?

3083
02:17:59,700 --> 02:18:00,480
Clear eyes.

3084
02:18:00,600 --> 02:18:01,320
Full hearts.

3085
02:18:01,560 --> 02:18:02,360
Can't lose.

3086
02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:07,480
Hendrick doesn't get as many as McGoldrick,

3087
02:18:07,560 --> 02:18:08,500
but he knows how to pick them.

3088
02:18:09,880 --> 02:18:11,160
Lovely bit of confidence.

3089
02:18:12,260 --> 02:18:13,440
Outside of the right boot.

3090
02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:16,560
Down the right hand of...

3091
02:18:16,560 --> 02:18:17,780
The left hand of the goalie.

3092
02:18:17,920 --> 02:18:19,080
He wasn't expecting that.

3093
02:18:19,160 --> 02:18:23,520
He was thinking this fella's just gonna smash it into the fuckin' open area.

3094
02:18:23,740 --> 02:18:24,600
But Hendrick.

3095
02:18:25,060 --> 02:18:26,180
Cool as you like, man.

3096
02:18:26,240 --> 02:18:26,840
Mr. Cool.

3097
02:18:27,380 --> 02:18:28,340
He is Mr. Cool.

3098
02:18:28,340 --> 02:18:28,860
And look at it.

3099
02:18:28,860 --> 02:18:31,620
Mr. Cool's making another fuckin' little cool run now.

3100
02:18:31,960 --> 02:18:32,520
Hurrahan.

3101
02:18:32,880 --> 02:18:33,360
Hurrahan.

3102
02:18:34,120 --> 02:18:35,060
Threads it to Mr. Cool.

3103
02:18:35,160 --> 02:18:35,660
Mr. Cool.

3104
02:18:36,500 --> 02:18:36,920
Oh!

3105
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:39,780
Mr. Cool.

3106
02:18:40,780 --> 02:18:41,400
McGoldrick.

3107
02:18:41,400 --> 02:18:47,580
And it's another scintillating ball of shame for the Bosnians.

3108
02:18:47,580 --> 02:18:51,460
And a ball of pleasure for the Irish.

3109
02:18:51,460 --> 02:18:51,580
Irish.

3110
02:18:52,060 --> 02:18:52,080
Never have the Irish.

3111
02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:54,340
Never have the Irish.

3112
02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,340
Irish.

3113
02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,340
Irish.

3114
02:18:54,340 --> 02:18:54,420
Irish.

3115
02:18:54,420 --> 02:18:55,060
Irish.

3116
02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:55,340
Never have the Irish.

3117
02:18:55,340 --> 02:18:55,420
Irish.

3118
02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:55,420
Never have the Irish.

3119
02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:57,900
been treated to such a big ball of pleasure.

3120
02:18:57,900 --> 02:18:59,660
As that ball.

3121
02:19:00,160 --> 02:19:03,040
Which got sent into that Bosnian goal.

3122
02:19:03,040 --> 02:19:03,920
Right there.

3123
02:19:03,920 --> 02:19:06,680
At first, a comedy of errors.

3124
02:19:07,220 --> 02:19:09,320
But Ireland, never giving up.

3125
02:19:11,320 --> 02:19:13,280
And that's the difference here today.

3126
02:19:14,480 --> 02:19:16,060
One team has come out to fight.

3127
02:19:16,840 --> 02:19:19,800
The other, they've come out to shite.

3128
02:19:22,200 --> 02:19:24,680
I don't want to disrespect the Bosnians like that.

3129
02:19:24,820 --> 02:19:26,180
They're not coming out to shite.

3130
02:19:27,140 --> 02:19:30,740
But their play has lacked a lot of character.

3131
02:19:31,280 --> 02:19:35,740
And we're just seeing a lot of long ball action.

3132
02:19:36,080 --> 02:19:37,880
Nothing to be fucking proud of.

3133
02:19:38,080 --> 02:19:39,300
Like, nothing to be proud of.

3134
02:19:39,300 --> 02:19:41,560
We've got something to be proud of here with Hurrahan.

3135
02:19:41,940 --> 02:19:43,000
Ah, come on.

3136
02:19:43,060 --> 02:19:43,980
Jesus Christ, man.

3137
02:19:44,000 --> 02:19:47,800
If you can't see the line now, are you ever going to see the goal line at all?

3138
02:19:50,600 --> 02:19:55,100
It's something like, you know, that the boys just don't have it when it's this site.

3139
02:19:55,100 --> 02:19:57,460
We need to have something built into them.

3140
02:19:57,520 --> 02:19:59,120
Maybe a little buzzer that lets them know.

3141
02:20:00,980 --> 02:20:03,620
Yeah, a little shocker or something gives them a bit of a shock.

3142
02:20:05,580 --> 02:20:06,640
It's still a slight buzz.

3143
02:20:06,720 --> 02:20:08,760
Like, you don't need to be shocking them or hurting them.

3144
02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,080
I didn't mean hurt them.

3145
02:20:12,180 --> 02:20:13,360
Just like a bit more of a shock.

3146
02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:17,900
Can they shock us here with some amazing play?

3147
02:20:18,360 --> 02:20:18,900
They can.

3148
02:20:19,260 --> 02:20:19,900
Emma Coldrick.

3149
02:20:19,900 --> 02:20:22,000
Gives it back to Brady.

3150
02:20:22,400 --> 02:20:25,120
But Brady's not going to get to the bunch.

3151
02:20:27,800 --> 02:20:29,480
Lovely ball out to, who's that?

3152
02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:31,140
Julevic for Bosnia.

3153
02:20:31,320 --> 02:20:33,820
Tries to fucking thread it through then to someone else.

3154
02:20:33,960 --> 02:20:36,180
And someone else is fouled by Richard Keough.

3155
02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:37,840
But I mean, was it a foul?

3156
02:20:38,500 --> 02:20:39,700
Like, was it a foul?

3157
02:20:40,400 --> 02:20:43,020
Or was it that your man just cannot handle?

3158
02:20:44,820 --> 02:20:45,380
Richie Keough.

3159
02:20:45,480 --> 02:20:46,000
It's Dzeko, yeah.

3160
02:20:46,340 --> 02:20:48,840
Actually, they're both physically evenly matched, the two boys.

3161
02:20:49,440 --> 02:20:51,480
Yeah, I'd actually even say Jekyll.

3162
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:53,140
Jekyll could be bigger than Keough.

3163
02:20:53,960 --> 02:20:56,540
Have you ever had any of those Keough's crisps?

3164
02:20:57,740 --> 02:20:59,960
Yeah, they're like pan-fried jobs, are they?

3165
02:21:00,520 --> 02:21:01,520
Yeah, they're the...

3166
02:21:01,520 --> 02:21:01,820
Oh!

3167
02:21:03,820 --> 02:21:06,120
Well, I tell you, that's pan-fried us now, isn't it?

3168
02:21:06,740 --> 02:21:07,460
Clean sheets.

3169
02:21:08,460 --> 02:21:09,220
We're not...

3170
02:21:09,220 --> 02:21:09,740
Diabla.

3171
02:21:10,020 --> 02:21:11,080
That was Diabla, was it?

3172
02:21:11,160 --> 02:21:12,080
Oh, it's Pjanich.

3173
02:21:14,540 --> 02:21:15,060
Yep.

3174
02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:17,480
We were looking for a clean sheet.

3175
02:21:19,320 --> 02:21:22,020
We were looking for a clean sheet, but...

3176
02:21:22,020 --> 02:21:23,180
The bed has been shat.

3177
02:21:24,760 --> 02:21:25,200
Yeah.

3178
02:21:25,940 --> 02:21:29,860
The dry cleaners will be asking for a bit of a big bill after the end of that one.

3179
02:21:30,380 --> 02:21:36,100
I tell you, the ball sumptuously put into that left-hand side hatch.

3180
02:21:37,280 --> 02:21:38,620
By that man there.

3181
02:21:39,680 --> 02:21:40,160
Janic.

3182
02:21:41,540 --> 02:21:43,500
A consolation goal, perhaps.

3183
02:21:45,660 --> 02:21:47,200
Should things stay the same?

3184
02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,120
You'd want to hope it does, because...

3185
02:21:50,120 --> 02:21:51,120
I've seen Leeds...

3186
02:21:51,900 --> 02:21:54,460
Like this lashed over-incompetency.

3187
02:21:55,540 --> 02:21:56,580
Indeed, we have.

3188
02:21:57,700 --> 02:21:58,120
Remember, uh...

3189
02:21:58,700 --> 02:22:01,440
Leeds United during the season there against Cardiff City.

3190
02:22:01,560 --> 02:22:03,120
They were winning 3-0, and then...

3191
02:22:04,000 --> 02:22:05,300
Don't you just know it out of nowhere?

3192
02:22:05,440 --> 02:22:06,460
That's back to 3-all.

3193
02:22:06,740 --> 02:22:07,440
Look at this now.

3194
02:22:07,620 --> 02:22:08,760
Lovely bit of McGoldrick work.

3195
02:22:09,660 --> 02:22:09,880
Oh.

3196
02:22:11,020 --> 02:22:12,580
Would you absolutely...

3197
02:22:12,580 --> 02:22:14,580
Adam and Evett McGoldrick...

3198
02:22:15,580 --> 02:22:16,300
Was...

3199
02:22:16,300 --> 02:22:17,580
A country mile...

3200
02:22:19,460 --> 02:22:21,040
Behind the defensive line.

3201
02:22:21,340 --> 02:22:22,420
When that ball was played.

3202
02:22:27,220 --> 02:22:27,740
Bosnia.

3203
02:22:30,540 --> 02:22:32,760
Have given the ball away to Ireland now,

3204
02:22:32,840 --> 02:22:35,580
and Jimi Hendrix is belting it down that...

3205
02:22:35,580 --> 02:22:36,020
And...

3206
02:22:36,020 --> 02:22:36,960
Center stage.

3207
02:22:36,960 --> 02:22:38,160
Hendrix for two?

3208
02:22:38,820 --> 02:22:39,940
Hendrix for dinner.

3209
02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:43,200
Here he is.

3210
02:22:44,680 --> 02:22:45,880
Jimi Hendrix.

3211
02:22:48,140 --> 02:22:49,520
What can you say...

3212
02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:49,520
What can you say...

3213
02:22:49,520 --> 02:22:51,060
Other than...

3214
02:22:51,060 --> 02:22:52,180
Oh my God.

3215
02:22:53,240 --> 02:22:54,320
Well, I'll go one better.

3216
02:22:55,280 --> 02:22:56,320
What a goal.

3217
02:22:57,820 --> 02:22:59,700
Mighty stuff from the mighty man...

3218
02:23:00,700 --> 02:23:02,580
Who ate his porridge this morning.

3219
02:23:02,580 --> 02:23:02,580
Who ate his porridge this morning.

3220
02:23:02,580 --> 02:23:04,740
And he had the blueberries.

3221
02:23:04,740 --> 02:23:05,800
He had the milk.

3222
02:23:05,800 --> 02:23:05,920
He had the milk.

3223
02:23:05,920 --> 02:23:08,380
He had the bananas.

3224
02:23:08,380 --> 02:23:11,620
He had the drop of organic manuka honey.

3225
02:23:13,080 --> 02:23:14,460
And the crowd go absolutely...

3226
02:23:14,460 --> 02:23:15,460
And the crowd go absolutely...

3227
02:23:16,200 --> 02:23:16,860
Ape shit.

3228
02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:19,620
For this display.

3229
02:23:19,620 --> 02:23:22,240
Just want to apologize there...

3230
02:23:22,240 --> 02:23:24,900
On behalf of Francis Higgins Media...

3231
02:23:24,900 --> 02:23:26,160
On Tommy's use of the word...

3232
02:23:26,160 --> 02:23:26,600
Ape shit.

3233
02:23:26,700 --> 02:23:27,760
It was...

3234
02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:28,680
I've said it again.

3235
02:23:28,760 --> 02:23:29,300
I apologize.

3236
02:23:30,040 --> 02:23:32,560
It's not a term you actually hear too much of...

3237
02:23:32,560 --> 02:23:33,120
These days.

3238
02:23:33,160 --> 02:23:33,560
Do you Tommy?

3239
02:23:34,400 --> 02:23:35,620
No, I wouldn't have...

3240
02:23:35,620 --> 02:23:36,820
Probably patched...

3241
02:23:36,820 --> 02:23:37,820
Nobody uses it anymore.

3242
02:23:38,200 --> 02:23:39,560
I do hear people saying...

3243
02:23:39,560 --> 02:23:40,340
Bat shit.

3244
02:23:40,460 --> 02:23:41,620
Like as in...

3245
02:23:41,620 --> 02:23:42,120
OMG.

3246
02:23:42,540 --> 02:23:43,860
That's bat shit crazy.

3247
02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:44,680
Do you know?

3248
02:23:44,680 --> 02:23:45,920
And with emojis.

3249
02:23:46,100 --> 02:23:47,680
And the way people talk...

3250
02:23:47,680 --> 02:23:49,360
In that silly manner...

3251
02:23:49,360 --> 02:23:51,040
Yeah, well I wouldn't know.

3252
02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:52,060
I don't have a phone.

3253
02:23:52,980 --> 02:23:54,520
You don't have a phone?

3254
02:23:56,060 --> 02:23:56,460
No.

3255
02:23:57,480 --> 02:23:59,120
And how do you keep in touch with people?

3256
02:24:01,460 --> 02:24:02,440
Well, I mean...

3257
02:24:02,440 --> 02:24:03,600
I'd just be down Johnny's leg.

3258
02:24:04,600 --> 02:24:05,500
Johnny up the bar.

3259
02:24:07,480 --> 02:24:09,680
Don't really need a phone for Johnny.

3260
02:24:09,820 --> 02:24:10,740
Johnny's just there like...

3261
02:24:10,740 --> 02:24:11,620
Johnny's always gonna...

3262
02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:12,660
Johnny's got you covered.

3263
02:24:13,820 --> 02:24:14,560
Yeah, but I mean...

3264
02:24:14,560 --> 02:24:15,180
The thing is...

3265
02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:16,700
Johnny does have you covered Tommy.

3266
02:24:16,800 --> 02:24:17,200
But I mean...

3267
02:24:17,200 --> 02:24:18,200
Is he really looking out...

3268
02:24:18,200 --> 02:24:19,120
For your best interests?

3269
02:24:19,980 --> 02:24:20,380
McGoldrick!

3270
02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:22,320
Or is he looking out...

3271
02:24:22,320 --> 02:24:22,880
For your...

3272
02:24:22,880 --> 02:24:23,580
For your money?

3273
02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:26,960
And...

3274
02:24:26,960 --> 02:24:27,940
I wouldn't say...

3275
02:24:27,940 --> 02:24:29,180
He's after my money now, you know?

3276
02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:31,100
But you're his best customer, sure.

3277
02:24:33,200 --> 02:24:33,600
Ireland?

3278
02:24:35,420 --> 02:24:36,560
Let's just get in...

3279
02:24:36,560 --> 02:24:37,560
Back to the game, like...

3280
02:24:37,560 --> 02:24:37,920
You know what?

3281
02:24:38,000 --> 02:24:39,300
What I do with my time...

3282
02:24:39,300 --> 02:24:39,960
Is my business.

3283
02:24:41,260 --> 02:24:41,580
Coleman.

3284
02:24:42,260 --> 02:24:43,320
Sends the balloon...

3285
02:24:43,320 --> 02:24:44,220
Over to the side.

3286
02:24:44,320 --> 02:24:45,500
It's playing danger ball...

3287
02:24:45,500 --> 02:24:46,200
At the moment again.

3288
02:24:46,260 --> 02:24:46,840
But who cares?

3289
02:24:46,840 --> 02:24:47,880
We're 4-1 up, man.

3290
02:24:47,940 --> 02:24:49,000
We're trouncing them.

3291
02:24:49,620 --> 02:24:51,080
Try and come at us, Bosnia.

3292
02:24:51,460 --> 02:24:53,160
Because you haven't got the gloves to...

3293
02:24:53,160 --> 02:24:55,280
You haven't got the fish to fill the gloves.

3294
02:24:55,920 --> 02:24:58,080
And a lovely ball is gonna go through now.

3295
02:24:58,340 --> 02:24:58,900
To Hendrik.

3296
02:24:59,300 --> 02:24:59,660
Hendrik.

3297
02:25:00,800 --> 02:25:02,120
Play it back.

3298
02:25:02,120 --> 02:25:02,500
Play it back.

3299
02:25:02,500 --> 02:25:04,400
And it's gone over the line.

3300
02:25:04,400 --> 02:25:05,840
Or it could have even been.

3301
02:25:06,840 --> 02:25:08,940
No, it has gone over the line for a goal kick.

3302
02:25:11,120 --> 02:25:12,560
The Bosnian boys.

3303
02:25:12,560 --> 02:25:12,680
The Bosnian boys...

3304
02:25:12,680 --> 02:25:13,560
The Bosnian boys...

3305
02:25:13,560 --> 02:25:14,720
Humiliated...

3306
02:25:14,720 --> 02:25:15,860
Beyond belief now.

3307
02:25:18,860 --> 02:25:19,440
By a...

3308
02:25:19,440 --> 02:25:19,660
A...

3309
02:25:19,660 --> 02:25:19,960
A...

3310
02:25:19,960 --> 02:25:20,200
A...

3311
02:25:20,200 --> 02:25:22,440
An absolutely crucial Irish...

3312
02:25:22,440 --> 02:25:23,500
Performance.

3313
02:25:24,160 --> 02:25:25,520
Wouldn't you say, Tommy?

3314
02:25:25,520 --> 02:25:29,840
We needed this resounding victory...

3315
02:25:29,840 --> 02:25:30,880
To instill the belief...

3316
02:25:30,880 --> 02:25:31,200
To instill the belief...

3317
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:32,880
And passion...

3318
02:25:32,880 --> 02:25:33,880
In the boys...

3319
02:25:33,880 --> 02:25:37,500
For the upcoming final rounds of this tournament.

3320
02:25:38,660 --> 02:25:40,480
That's the final whistle gun.

3321
02:25:41,600 --> 02:25:42,300
Blow us up.

3322
02:25:42,760 --> 02:25:43,660
Pack up the shop.

3323
02:25:44,020 --> 02:25:44,960
And fuck off home.

3324
02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:48,200
It's time to...

3325
02:25:48,200 --> 02:25:49,800
It's time to carry on.

3326
02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:52,000
With the tournament.

3327
02:25:52,220 --> 02:25:53,940
After we've gone home to bed.

3328
02:25:54,760 --> 02:25:55,540
We'll see you later.

3329
02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:57,600
We'll be back with more.

3330
02:25:58,080 --> 02:25:58,740
Stay tuned.

3331
02:25:59,240 --> 02:25:59,720
Connor.

3332
02:26:00,440 --> 02:26:00,880
Yes.

3333
02:26:01,740 --> 02:26:02,900
Welcome back everybody.

3334
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:05,140
The highlights of the Grand Prix here on Network 2.

3335
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:06,140
We're on lap 22.

3336
02:26:06,140 --> 02:26:34,200
or

3337
02:26:34,200 --> 02:26:44,580
no one's doing it like we's boys is doing it, I wish, we're gonna keep doing it without a record contract.

3338
02:26:46,180 --> 02:26:54,200
Rolling in the seat for down the N17, stone walls in the grass is hilligreen, lots of sheep once you get into Galliv-

3339
02:26:54,200 --> 02:27:04,200
*Squeak*

3340
02:27:08,200 --> 02:27:10,200
Connor Williams.

3341
02:27:10,200 --> 02:27:34,200
*Squeak*

3342
02:27:34,200 --> 02:27:42,200
*Squeak*

3343
02:27:42,200 --> 02:27:50,200
*Squeak*

3344
02:27:50,200 --> 02:28:00,200
*Squeak*

3345
02:28:00,200 --> 02:28:10,200
*Squeak*

3346
02:28:10,200 --> 02:28:10,800
Don't come back.

3347
02:28:10,900 --> 02:28:13,260
No, do come back, Jordan, you fucking ape.

3348
02:28:16,900 --> 02:28:17,620
Sorry, Jordan.

3349
02:28:17,640 --> 02:28:18,600
You better watch the fuck out.

3350
02:28:18,820 --> 02:28:19,120
Connor.

3351
02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:24,500
Quick look at the round of the scores there, guys.

3352
02:28:24,660 --> 02:28:28,440
France went through in their first round knockout phase group game

3353
02:28:28,440 --> 02:28:30,480
of football against Croatia.

3354
02:28:30,960 --> 02:28:34,640
Big thank you there to Andy the Fork and T22BC

3355
02:28:34,640 --> 02:28:38,060
for your kind-hearted tips, lads, on Network 2.

3356
02:28:38,580 --> 02:28:41,920
Poland took the game to the Israelites and sent them packing.

3357
02:28:42,520 --> 02:28:44,400
England dispatched Germany.

3358
02:28:45,540 --> 02:28:49,860
Ireland, as you've seen, desecrated Bosnia and Herzegovina

3359
02:28:49,860 --> 02:28:55,120
with a 4-1 monumental ball sack blaster of a match.

3360
02:28:55,120 --> 02:28:58,940
The Serbs managed to do the business against the Netherlands.

3361
02:28:59,980 --> 02:29:04,200
Ukraine were sadly defeated by the Turks after extra time.

3362
02:29:05,080 --> 02:29:09,280
The Italian stallion team continues into the next phase

3363
02:29:09,280 --> 02:29:12,680
after they dispatched the Greek gods.

3364
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:17,100
The Roman gods killed the Greek gods.

3365
02:29:17,360 --> 02:29:18,360
So you had...

3366
02:29:18,360 --> 02:29:21,620
What was the Roman one again?

3367
02:29:23,700 --> 02:29:24,880
Sidon of the sea?

3368
02:29:25,380 --> 02:29:25,980
Was that...

3369
02:29:25,980 --> 02:29:27,160
Was he Greece?

3370
02:29:29,160 --> 02:29:29,640
Thor?

3371
02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:31,880
Actually, no.

3372
02:29:31,980 --> 02:29:32,380
He was...

3373
02:29:32,380 --> 02:29:33,040
Was he Greek?

3374
02:29:33,980 --> 02:29:34,780
Was he...

3375
02:29:34,780 --> 02:29:36,320
Maybe he's Nordic, actually.

3376
02:29:37,700 --> 02:29:38,920
Yeah, I didn't think about that.

3377
02:29:39,000 --> 02:29:41,360
There was Nordic gods as well.

3378
02:29:42,520 --> 02:29:42,940
Yeah.

3379
02:29:43,320 --> 02:29:50,260
So you've got a mix of Nordic gods as well as Roman gods and Greek gods as well.

3380
02:29:50,380 --> 02:29:54,480
Just bottling it out for the planet.

3381
02:29:57,060 --> 02:30:04,200
Hopefully they can put that to bed and put it behind them and just unify and come together, you know?

3382
02:30:04,640 --> 02:30:06,500
Especially now at the moment with COVID.

3383
02:30:07,920 --> 02:30:10,600
And another recession, sadly, around the corner.

3384
02:30:10,800 --> 02:30:12,260
But, I mean, look at...

3385
02:30:12,260 --> 02:30:14,400
The hustle never sleeps.

3386
02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:15,000
Business.

3387
02:30:15,660 --> 02:30:18,200
I was talking to Johnny Roanen the other day.

3388
02:30:19,320 --> 02:30:21,000
Just from the back...

3389
02:30:21,000 --> 02:30:22,480
The back of the...

3390
02:30:22,480 --> 02:30:24,780
The back of the Maybach.

3391
02:30:25,500 --> 02:30:26,000
Here.

3392
02:30:26,640 --> 02:30:27,580
We had a...

3393
02:30:27,580 --> 02:30:29,020
We just had a good session.

3394
02:30:30,060 --> 02:30:33,300
Keeping two metres apart from inside the car.

3395
02:30:35,620 --> 02:30:36,180
And...

3396
02:30:36,180 --> 02:30:38,440
That's the best thing about the Maybach.

3397
02:30:39,360 --> 02:30:41,040
Is that it'll take you...

3398
02:30:41,040 --> 02:30:43,140
It'll take you to the stars and back.

3399
02:30:44,140 --> 02:30:44,540
Do you know?

3400
02:30:44,700 --> 02:30:48,920
It's a real nice piece of machinery as well.

3401
02:30:49,000 --> 02:30:51,940
You can really tell why this is the jewel in the...

3402
02:30:51,940 --> 02:30:54,100
Mercedes crown.

3403
02:30:55,080 --> 02:30:56,160
But, um...

3404
02:30:56,160 --> 02:30:56,900
Yeah, we...

3405
02:30:56,900 --> 02:30:58,800
We have good high hopes.

3406
02:30:59,060 --> 02:31:00,020
Myself and Roro.

3407
02:31:00,580 --> 02:31:04,220
There's still a lot of buildings and developments that are going to go up.

3408
02:31:04,220 --> 02:31:07,320
And they have leases which are being pre-agreed.

3409
02:31:08,820 --> 02:31:10,060
So, yeah, you know.

3410
02:31:11,960 --> 02:31:12,820
Let's just...

3411
02:31:12,820 --> 02:31:14,020
Let's just power through.

3412
02:31:14,020 --> 02:31:16,940
And if there is another recession.

3413
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:21,220
Like, it looks like I'm going to be stuck in the bloody Maybach for a little bit longer.

3414
02:31:21,300 --> 02:31:22,260
I was hoping to change it.

3415
02:31:22,940 --> 02:31:23,420
Maybe up...

3416
02:31:23,420 --> 02:31:24,420
Up skill.

3417
02:31:24,880 --> 02:31:25,880
To a Maserati.

3418
02:31:26,120 --> 02:31:27,140
Or even a Ferrari.

3419
02:31:27,320 --> 02:31:27,920
But...

3420
02:31:27,920 --> 02:31:30,080
Should have to put that on hold now.

3421
02:31:30,360 --> 02:31:31,780
Till after the next recession.

3422
02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:33,960
But look.

3423
02:31:33,960 --> 02:31:35,520
Football is here.

3424
02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:39,920
And football will keep us entertained for the time being anyway.

3425
02:31:40,520 --> 02:31:41,960
See you later on, guys.

3426
02:31:42,060 --> 02:31:42,280
Okay?

3427
02:31:42,880 --> 02:31:43,900
Connor Williams.

3428
02:31:44,440 --> 02:31:45,460
Enjoy the ball.

3429
02:31:45,460 --> 02:32:15,440
We'll be right back.

3430
02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:45,420
We'll be right back.

3431
02:32:45,420 --> 02:32:50,040
In the European Championship quarterfinal.

3432
02:32:51,480 --> 02:32:54,760
Indeed, a big game, Tommy.

3433
02:32:56,000 --> 02:32:57,140
A big, big game.

3434
02:32:57,760 --> 02:32:59,800
A big, big game ahead of us now.

3435
02:33:02,420 --> 02:33:02,900
What?

3436
02:33:03,320 --> 02:33:08,340
Anyone who knows anything knows that there's a lot at stake tonight.

3437
02:33:08,980 --> 02:33:10,580
Stand for the National Anthem.

3438
02:33:10,580 --> 02:33:40,560
Thank you.

3439
02:33:40,560 --> 02:34:10,540
Thank you.

3440
02:34:11,460 --> 02:34:12,840
Can we not get it back?

3441
02:34:13,580 --> 02:34:13,940
No.

3442
02:34:15,580 --> 02:34:16,360
Wait a sec.

3443
02:34:16,520 --> 02:34:17,620
It might be back in a moment.

3444
02:34:20,660 --> 02:34:22,540
I think they're trying...

3445
02:34:23,060 --> 02:34:24,720
We've got it back, thank God.

3446
02:34:25,920 --> 02:34:26,560
Here we go.

3447
02:34:26,960 --> 02:34:27,800
It's all on now.

3448
02:34:28,520 --> 02:34:29,620
It's all on now.

3449
02:34:31,560 --> 02:34:34,020
Jesus Christ, there's some talent in the squad.

3450
02:34:34,640 --> 02:34:37,340
There are talents, yeah, but I mean, they're not invincible-like.

3451
02:34:37,440 --> 02:34:38,840
We can't fucking do it like.

3452
02:34:39,480 --> 02:34:49,100
If we could just try and try and try and keep ourselves together, keep it lit, and not worry about ourselves too much or the game too much.

3453
02:34:50,480 --> 02:34:51,940
I think that we've got what it takes.

3454
02:34:52,020 --> 02:34:52,860
Ireland, 4-3.

3455
02:34:52,960 --> 02:35:04,860
Whatever I think is inconsequential, because tonight I'm going to remain completely impartial as an Irishman commentating on a match quarterfinal in the Euros between England and Ireland.

3456
02:35:05,080 --> 02:35:07,280
As Ireland try to pick up a bit of spillage.

3457
02:35:07,400 --> 02:35:13,300
England have started with the tip, and Ireland have confidently and calmly dispossessed them very quickly now.

3458
02:35:13,560 --> 02:35:14,220
There's a crowd.

3459
02:35:14,420 --> 02:35:15,040
Falls silent.

3460
02:35:15,180 --> 02:35:16,800
Hendrick passes it out to who?

3461
02:35:16,900 --> 02:35:17,180
I don't know.

3462
02:35:17,220 --> 02:35:17,900
It's back to Hendrick.

3463
02:35:18,100 --> 02:35:19,780
Hendrick in the middle now to Whelan.

3464
02:35:20,040 --> 02:35:20,380
Whelan.

3465
02:35:21,120 --> 02:35:24,480
Possessed by Harry Kane, who rolls it back to Lemmy Winks.

3466
02:35:24,560 --> 02:35:25,860
Lemmy Winks to Ben Chilwell.

3467
02:35:27,000 --> 02:35:30,880
He's going to have to Netflix and chill in a minute, because we're going to be scoring goals.

3468
02:35:31,220 --> 02:35:36,520
And Winks has still got the ball there, but he's winked it and wanked it over to his man, his friend, Dele Alley.

3469
02:35:37,000 --> 02:35:39,020
Dele Alley now, trying to do a bit of deli work.

3470
02:35:39,420 --> 02:35:40,200
And he's got it.

3471
02:35:40,580 --> 02:35:42,820
But he's got it, but he can't make a roll.

3472
02:35:44,380 --> 02:35:48,020
He might have been able to wrap that player up, but he couldn't roll him up.

3473
02:35:48,620 --> 02:35:49,460
What does that mean?

3474
02:35:50,000 --> 02:35:57,840
I'm trying to make some kind of stretched metaphor between Dele Alley and just Dele's, like, Dele counters.

3475
02:35:58,920 --> 02:36:00,100
Where you get a breakfast roll.

3476
02:36:01,180 --> 02:36:01,440
Yeah.

3477
02:36:02,480 --> 02:36:07,780
I don't think Dele Alley would make, would eat a breakfast roll, let alone make one.

3478
02:36:08,540 --> 02:36:12,920
Yeah, well, look, we'll put that one to bed anyway as Ireland try to put these guys to bed.

3479
02:36:13,460 --> 02:36:17,360
Coleman, on the side hatch, floats the balloon back to his friend Duffy.

3480
02:36:17,760 --> 02:36:19,920
Duffy sees his other mate in the middle.

3481
02:36:19,920 --> 02:36:20,660
Keough.

3482
02:36:21,080 --> 02:36:21,960
Richie Keough now.

3483
02:36:22,240 --> 02:36:24,800
Strong presence in that defense for Ireland.

3484
02:36:25,220 --> 02:36:27,760
Lovely bit of build-up play down the wing now with McLean.

3485
02:36:27,800 --> 02:36:29,780
McLean finds Hurrahan nicely.

3486
02:36:29,920 --> 02:36:30,320
Hurrahan.

3487
02:36:31,120 --> 02:36:32,600
Stabs the ball forward to McGoldrick.

3488
02:36:32,600 --> 02:36:34,340
McGoldrick to Kendrick Lamar.

3489
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:43,480
Hendrick Lamar fails to capitulate, or fails to capitalize, should I say, on the capitulation of the English.

3490
02:36:43,920 --> 02:36:44,620
The English.

3491
02:36:44,780 --> 02:36:46,980
Giving the ball away haphazardly.

3492
02:36:46,980 --> 02:36:48,940
McGoldrick first time.

3493
02:36:48,940 --> 02:36:49,940
Pickford saves.

3494
02:36:49,940 --> 02:36:50,300
Pickford saves.

3495
02:36:50,300 --> 02:36:51,840
Pick that one out.

3496
02:36:52,760 --> 02:36:54,600
It's the Pickwick papers tonight.

3497
02:36:55,600 --> 02:37:03,260
As Jermaine Pickford bollocks the ball away from his picky choosy hands.

3498
02:37:03,260 --> 02:37:05,000
He wasn't picky about the ball.

3499
02:37:05,080 --> 02:37:06,140
He was clasping there.

3500
02:37:07,000 --> 02:37:07,220
Nope.

3501
02:37:08,260 --> 02:37:11,100
Pickford is absolutely mad for the ball.

3502
02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:13,920
Just wants to get his hands all over it.

3503
02:37:13,940 --> 02:37:14,620
Oh my God!

3504
02:37:15,120 --> 02:37:15,820
Jesus Christ.

3505
02:37:16,000 --> 02:37:20,120
Randolph the red-hand reindeer there did a great bit of defending.

3506
02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:22,720
But not red-hand defending.

3507
02:37:23,000 --> 02:37:24,620
No, we have to clarify that.

3508
02:37:25,020 --> 02:37:30,520
Zero red-hand defending on the part of Randolph who has nothing.

3509
02:37:30,620 --> 02:37:31,720
No loyalist links.

3510
02:37:32,380 --> 02:37:33,500
He's been vetted.

3511
02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:37,140
And we can't find anything questionable about him.

3512
02:37:37,460 --> 02:37:38,340
Or his politics.

3513
02:37:39,220 --> 02:37:42,800
As England are trying to scrap up the fucking second or third ball.

3514
02:37:43,020 --> 02:37:45,540
Not really that good from a team that thinks they're class.

3515
02:37:45,840 --> 02:37:47,440
As Ireland dispossesses them.

3516
02:37:47,660 --> 02:37:48,540
It's Hendrik now.

3517
02:37:48,880 --> 02:37:49,680
Hendrik Lamar.

3518
02:37:49,920 --> 02:37:53,580
He can see McGoldrick and he threads a lovely little ball through the eye of a needle.

3519
02:37:53,840 --> 02:37:54,440
McGoldrick!

3520
02:37:56,060 --> 02:37:56,660
McGoldrick!

3521
02:37:57,180 --> 02:38:00,020
And it's 1-0 to Ireland.

3522
02:38:00,540 --> 02:38:07,840
As they dispatch a lovely ball into the back of the English sack.

3523
02:38:08,600 --> 02:38:10,040
And how about that?

3524
02:38:10,920 --> 02:38:12,100
How about that?

3525
02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:13,260
Wham!

3526
02:38:14,280 --> 02:38:14,920
Bam!

3527
02:38:15,160 --> 02:38:16,060
Thank you, Tan.

3528
02:38:16,060 --> 02:38:16,080
Thank you, Tan.

3529
02:38:16,440 --> 02:38:38,060
It was a lovely piece of textbook, casualistic, cool as a Harry Cule cucumber bit of play from Hendrik Lamar to thread a little cheeky ball to McGoldrick who slammed that planet into the back of the English atmosphere.

3530
02:38:39,160 --> 02:38:40,360
Put him under pressure.

3531
02:38:40,360 --> 02:38:40,860
Put him under pressure.

3532
02:38:40,860 --> 02:38:42,980
Put him under pressure.

3533
02:38:44,360 --> 02:38:45,860
Put him under pressure.

3534
02:38:48,080 --> 02:38:52,660
Incredible, analistic comments from my co-commentator, Thomas.

3535
02:38:53,120 --> 02:38:54,300
Schlug there, Thomas.

3536
02:38:54,820 --> 02:38:56,520
You must be bowled over with delight.

3537
02:38:56,520 --> 02:39:03,760
As the Brits would say, I'm not for six or bowled over, I suppose.

3538
02:39:05,520 --> 02:39:07,980
And, uh, look, let's get back into them.

3539
02:39:08,020 --> 02:39:08,860
Let's get back into them.

3540
02:39:10,200 --> 02:39:10,640
Yeah.

3541
02:39:10,640 --> 02:39:13,700
I'll tell you who was getting into the McLean there.

3542
02:39:14,900 --> 02:39:15,840
The McLean machine.

3543
02:39:15,980 --> 02:39:19,100
And here he is again, dispossessing and making absolute arsehole of his man.

3544
02:39:19,500 --> 02:39:20,280
And look at this now.

3545
02:39:20,340 --> 02:39:21,260
It's a lovely bit of play.

3546
02:39:21,600 --> 02:39:22,400
They've got McGoldrick.

3547
02:39:22,660 --> 02:39:24,080
Squares it over to Hurrahan.

3548
02:39:24,260 --> 02:39:25,900
Hurrahan finds Kendrick Lamar.

3549
02:39:26,100 --> 02:39:28,100
Hendrick Lamar threw ball to Jimmy McLean.

3550
02:39:28,320 --> 02:39:28,980
Jimmy McLean.

3551
02:39:29,840 --> 02:39:30,280
Possessed.

3552
02:39:31,040 --> 02:39:31,740
Kept at bay.

3553
02:39:32,340 --> 02:39:34,500
Lovely bit of defensive work by the Brits.

3554
02:39:34,880 --> 02:39:35,920
As they've got the ball now.

3555
02:39:36,180 --> 02:39:37,840
It's a bit of Brit ball at the moment.

3556
02:39:38,180 --> 02:39:40,020
As they manage to keep a hold of the ball.

3557
02:39:40,140 --> 02:39:40,500
Shepherding.

3558
02:39:40,680 --> 02:39:43,340
Well, they want to get that shepherd up to their main man, Harry Kane.

3559
02:39:43,600 --> 02:39:45,520
Who holds a massive cane.

3560
02:39:46,160 --> 02:39:48,380
Uh, to, to beat his flock with.

3561
02:39:49,180 --> 02:39:52,260
I don't know if he'd be a shepherd who would beat his flock.

3562
02:39:52,340 --> 02:39:53,840
He seems like a nice enough kind of guy.

3563
02:39:55,000 --> 02:39:55,920
Yeah, but I mean.

3564
02:39:56,460 --> 02:39:58,980
Just like going on history and stuff, you know.

3565
02:39:59,380 --> 02:39:59,940
I'm not.

3566
02:40:00,460 --> 02:40:02,400
I'm sure he is, but I'm just going off history.

3567
02:40:03,400 --> 02:40:05,380
Yeah, but a lot of these lads now, they're young fellas.

3568
02:40:06,100 --> 02:40:10,360
They don't even have an idea of the history, like, between.

3569
02:40:10,640 --> 02:40:13,440
You know, they don't even know there was history.

3570
02:40:13,640 --> 02:40:16,220
It's, they don't even teach it in their school books over there.

3571
02:40:17,060 --> 02:40:17,400
What?

3572
02:40:18,260 --> 02:40:19,360
It's just not mentioned.

3573
02:40:22,620 --> 02:40:24,080
I'll tell you what is going to be mentioned.

3574
02:40:25,820 --> 02:40:27,960
Jimmy McLean is going to be mentioned.

3575
02:40:28,920 --> 02:40:29,660
Watch the look, lads.

3576
02:40:30,260 --> 02:40:31,240
We'll see you sometime.

3577
02:40:31,380 --> 02:40:32,180
Maybe you'll win it.

3578
02:40:32,300 --> 02:40:33,400
Maybe you'll win the tournament.

3579
02:40:34,140 --> 02:40:36,120
In 800 years or something.

3580
02:40:37,580 --> 02:40:41,740
Because we've been waiting for a long time to have our day out in the sunshine.

3581
02:40:42,740 --> 02:40:44,700
Francis, you need to stop with that stuff now.

3582
02:40:46,140 --> 02:40:47,260
This is a nice stream.

3583
02:40:47,320 --> 02:40:48,020
It's not a shin.

3584
02:40:48,100 --> 02:40:50,160
It's not a shin or rabuz.

3585
02:40:50,560 --> 02:40:53,140
You can't be getting doing that sort of stuff.

3586
02:40:53,140 --> 02:40:54,540
I'm not saying anything.

3587
02:40:55,020 --> 02:40:57,560
All I'm saying is James McLean.

3588
02:40:57,560 --> 02:40:59,500
And you know the rest.

3589
02:41:10,400 --> 02:41:10,960
England.

3590
02:41:10,960 --> 02:41:11,040
England.

3591
02:41:11,040 --> 02:41:11,120
England.

3592
02:41:11,560 --> 02:41:18,380
Trying to make amends now of a real bad situation they've found themselves in.

3593
02:41:18,540 --> 02:41:27,380
And the situation continues to get worse for them as we're confidently striding down the wing now in a lovely, lovely stadium.

3594
02:41:27,580 --> 02:41:29,980
We're actually out in Juventus' stadium playing this match.

3595
02:41:31,160 --> 02:41:36,320
As Euro 2020, of course, is being played over a number of different venues.

3596
02:41:36,480 --> 02:41:38,000
It's not in one country this year.

3597
02:41:39,440 --> 02:41:39,760
Yep.

3598
02:41:40,320 --> 02:41:42,700
Hopefully now we should get a few tickets to the games.

3599
02:41:43,160 --> 02:41:43,380
Yeah.

3600
02:41:44,460 --> 02:41:47,540
Would you believe now England would be tipped as number one to win it?

3601
02:41:48,660 --> 02:41:52,020
Very hard to see why when you've got...

3602
02:41:52,020 --> 02:41:54,140
What players like Jesse Lingard.

3603
02:41:54,960 --> 02:41:56,080
He's not doing anything.

3604
02:41:56,320 --> 02:41:57,340
Oh my God, Sterling.

3605
02:41:57,500 --> 02:41:57,800
No!

3606
02:41:58,580 --> 02:41:59,180
I tell you.

3607
02:41:59,860 --> 02:42:01,640
They think the Sterling is strong.

3608
02:42:02,000 --> 02:42:02,920
It just fell there.

3609
02:42:03,780 --> 02:42:04,380
To the punt.

3610
02:42:05,260 --> 02:42:06,000
Big style.

3611
02:42:06,660 --> 02:42:08,740
And we're trying to get that ball punted upfield.

3612
02:42:09,500 --> 02:42:10,120
Look at this.

3613
02:42:10,880 --> 02:42:12,400
Lovely bit of Sterling work there.

3614
02:42:12,960 --> 02:42:17,260
And a nice bit of haphazard ball work out to the Ronnie Wallwork winger.

3615
02:42:17,640 --> 02:42:24,520
And it looks as though someone's going to get on the end of this and turn English smiles into English frowns.

3616
02:42:24,520 --> 02:42:29,980
But unfortunately, Pickford picks a great place to spread his hand.

3617
02:42:30,760 --> 02:42:37,360
And it envelops an area which is blocking the ball coming towards him.

3618
02:42:37,420 --> 02:42:39,800
Almost as if he'd thought about doing it.

3619
02:42:39,800 --> 02:42:45,680
I'm pretty sure it was a premeditated movement from Pickford.

3620
02:42:46,060 --> 02:42:47,340
And can you believe this?

3621
02:42:47,940 --> 02:42:50,600
This is the last play of the game probably before half time.

3622
02:42:50,860 --> 02:42:52,620
And Ireland are winning 2-0.

3623
02:42:53,400 --> 02:42:57,980
And Pickford can kick this or roll it out.

3624
02:42:58,040 --> 02:42:58,540
Doesn't matter.

3625
02:42:58,940 --> 02:43:00,740
It's the last little bit of action, that roll.

3626
02:43:00,940 --> 02:43:03,160
And it's England-0.

3627
02:43:04,080 --> 02:43:05,020
Ireland-2.

3628
02:43:06,020 --> 02:43:07,180
At half time.

3629
02:43:07,600 --> 02:43:09,600
Going into that tunnel there, Tommy.

3630
02:43:09,760 --> 02:43:13,300
You'd have to feel a little bit of confidence about you.

3631
02:43:13,340 --> 02:43:14,800
A little bit of wind in the seals.

3632
02:43:16,100 --> 02:43:18,760
You'd have to feel a bit of wind in the seals is right.

3633
02:43:20,440 --> 02:43:20,840
England.

3634
02:43:21,660 --> 02:43:23,180
They had the bounce of the ball.

3635
02:43:23,900 --> 02:43:25,660
They've had the lion's share of the ball.

3636
02:43:27,580 --> 02:43:28,180
But the three-

3637
02:43:28,180 --> 02:43:31,260
It doesn't matter if they've got one lion, two lions, or three lions.

3638
02:43:32,080 --> 02:43:40,100
If the lion doesn't have the taste for steak, the taste for a bit of meat, he's not going to dish out any pain.

3639
02:43:40,880 --> 02:43:41,100
Yeah.

3640
02:43:41,480 --> 02:43:43,620
And we know about that fucking pain anyway.

3641
02:43:43,880 --> 02:43:45,360
Knowing about it too long, too much.

3642
02:43:45,580 --> 02:43:48,520
It's time that we start to dish out a bit of pain or something.

3643
02:43:48,680 --> 02:43:49,700
Would you agree, Tommy?

3644
02:43:50,500 --> 02:43:53,340
I'm not really an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth kind of man.

3645
02:43:53,440 --> 02:43:55,720
I think the eye for an eye, the whole world will go blind like.

3646
02:43:56,640 --> 02:44:03,060
Yeah, but would you not like to inflict a little bit of, just a little sting in the tail in this footballing campaign for them?

3647
02:44:03,800 --> 02:44:05,320
Look, I want Ireland to win.

3648
02:44:05,820 --> 02:44:07,740
I want Ireland to win the tournament.

3649
02:44:08,680 --> 02:44:12,020
But I mean, I'm not getting historical or political about it.

3650
02:44:13,080 --> 02:44:14,060
We're here to win.

3651
02:44:14,280 --> 02:44:15,340
Nothing more, nothing less.

3652
02:44:16,240 --> 02:44:16,520
Yeah.

3653
02:44:17,060 --> 02:44:17,800
Yeah, we are.

3654
02:44:17,900 --> 02:44:18,840
Nothing more, nothing less.

3655
02:44:18,920 --> 02:44:19,960
And look at this.

3656
02:44:19,960 --> 02:44:22,580
lovely slotted ball there.

3657
02:44:23,100 --> 02:44:25,680
A real slott master he's turning into, isn't he?

3658
02:44:26,320 --> 02:44:26,660
Yep.

3659
02:44:27,220 --> 02:44:28,900
He's got the slott gun.

3660
02:44:29,580 --> 02:44:32,080
And he keeps on loading it up with shells.

3661
02:44:32,740 --> 02:44:34,560
And then at point blank range,

3662
02:44:35,920 --> 02:44:37,320
completely co-beining it.

3663
02:44:38,040 --> 02:44:38,300
Yeah.

3664
02:44:39,180 --> 02:44:41,240
Fucking never mind.

3665
02:44:41,640 --> 02:44:43,320
Right down the middle of it.

3666
02:44:43,360 --> 02:44:44,160
Come as you are.

3667
02:44:44,640 --> 02:44:46,920
Straight into the fucking...

3668
02:44:46,920 --> 02:44:47,980
What was that one?

3669
02:44:48,840 --> 02:44:49,860
Uterito or something.

3670
02:44:49,860 --> 02:44:51,520
In uterus or something.

3671
02:44:51,800 --> 02:44:52,100
Yeah.

3672
02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:53,600
Some shite like that.

3673
02:44:53,780 --> 02:44:54,800
Great McLean goal.

3674
02:44:54,920 --> 02:44:55,180
Tell you,

3675
02:44:55,320 --> 02:44:56,560
I'm so excited,

3676
02:44:56,680 --> 02:44:59,680
I forgot about the absolute strike buster from McLean.

3677
02:45:01,680 --> 02:45:02,020
And he,

3678
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:02,680
I tell you,

3679
02:45:02,740 --> 02:45:04,140
he loves that top right corner,

3680
02:45:04,240 --> 02:45:04,600
doesn't he?

3681
02:45:05,140 --> 02:45:06,160
He loves that corner.

3682
02:45:07,000 --> 02:45:08,260
I seen the last day after training,

3683
02:45:08,360 --> 02:45:09,360
he went up to that corner

3684
02:45:09,360 --> 02:45:13,260
and had a little sleep underneath the corner of that net.

3685
02:45:14,700 --> 02:45:15,060
Why?

3686
02:45:15,060 --> 02:45:15,100
Why?

3687
02:45:16,640 --> 02:45:17,180
Don't know,

3688
02:45:17,260 --> 02:45:18,920
just because he loves that corner so much.

3689
02:45:19,360 --> 02:45:19,840
You know,

3690
02:45:19,920 --> 02:45:20,300
he gets,

3691
02:45:20,480 --> 02:45:21,940
that's the way he gets the peace and quiet from.

3692
02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:22,960
Well,

3693
02:45:23,420 --> 02:45:23,780
it's,

3694
02:45:23,780 --> 02:45:25,300
it's standing to him now anyway,

3695
02:45:25,300 --> 02:45:27,160
because he knows exactly where that corner is.

3696
02:45:27,220 --> 02:45:31,760
Maybe because the amount of naps and sleeps he's got in underneath that corner of the past few weeks.

3697
02:45:32,080 --> 02:45:35,260
Whatever about McLean's unorthodox training methods.

3698
02:45:37,880 --> 02:45:38,880
It's Ireland 2,

3699
02:45:39,120 --> 02:45:39,580
England 0,

3700
02:45:39,680 --> 02:45:40,260
and England,

3701
02:45:40,820 --> 02:45:43,300
I think that was a handball from us before that,

3702
02:45:43,340 --> 02:45:44,180
but it doesn't matter anyway,

3703
02:45:44,240 --> 02:45:45,000
it didn't lead to a goal.

3704
02:45:45,820 --> 02:45:47,340
England are really scrappy,

3705
02:45:47,400 --> 02:45:47,700
aren't they,

3706
02:45:47,780 --> 02:45:47,940
Tom?

3707
02:45:48,760 --> 02:45:49,160
Oh,

3708
02:45:50,140 --> 02:45:51,220
scrappy dappy,

3709
02:45:51,340 --> 02:45:52,460
dappy from Ndubs,

3710
02:45:52,960 --> 02:45:53,680
scrappy doo,

3711
02:45:54,940 --> 02:45:57,700
Scooby Doo's little brother or his cousin or one of the,

3712
02:45:58,060 --> 02:45:59,000
whatever he was,

3713
02:45:59,800 --> 02:46:01,160
whatever he was,

3714
02:46:01,620 --> 02:46:03,320
that's what England is at the moment.

3715
02:46:04,400 --> 02:46:04,880
And they're,

3716
02:46:04,980 --> 02:46:05,900
they're losing it,

3717
02:46:06,020 --> 02:46:06,920
it's slipping away lads.

3718
02:46:08,080 --> 02:46:09,140
It's slipping away.

3719
02:46:10,040 --> 02:46:11,640
It is slipping away indeed.

3720
02:46:11,920 --> 02:46:13,180
Stay with us for the second half.

3721
02:46:13,240 --> 02:46:14,680
It's coming right up guys.

3722
02:46:15,580 --> 02:46:16,220
Stay with us.

3723
02:46:16,220 --> 02:46:17,420
Connor,

3724
02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,420
please.

3725
02:46:24,160 --> 02:46:24,800
Modric,

3726
02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:25,720
Modric,

3727
02:46:26,060 --> 02:46:26,720
Modric,

3728
02:46:27,040 --> 02:46:27,720
Modric,

3729
02:46:28,120 --> 02:46:28,800
Modric,

3730
02:46:29,140 --> 02:46:29,780
Modric,

3731
02:46:30,180 --> 02:46:30,780
Modric,

3732
02:46:31,160 --> 02:46:39,880
modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric

3733
02:46:55,000 --> 02:47:04,360
welcome back the horizon of paradise is on site ireland two goals to the good against the old enemy

3734
02:47:04,360 --> 02:47:12,280
oh come on francis leave leave the politics against england can they get it into the next

3735
02:47:12,280 --> 02:47:18,600
realm with another goal or maybe even send the team into the next round of the tournament with

3736
02:47:18,600 --> 02:47:23,820
another couple of lovely goals we don't need them but we're playing for keeps and we're playing for

3737
02:47:23,820 --> 02:47:28,760
time as well as england now or trying to shepherd the balloon nicely into our fucking area but it's a

3738
02:47:28,760 --> 02:47:37,000
blank ball and they left it so invitingly there in front of jesse lingard and uh you know he's not

3739
02:47:37,000 --> 02:47:45,080
having the best one is he thomas he's not old jaylings has not had a great season and uh you'd feel sorry

3740
02:47:45,080 --> 02:47:51,120
for a lad like you know he was overhyped he had a few good games there a couple of seasons ago but zero

3741
02:47:52,640 --> 02:47:55,900
and he scored a cracker jacker lul oh god no no

3742
02:47:55,900 --> 02:48:04,060
you're gonna need to do better than that cane you're gonna need to do better than that

3743
02:48:04,060 --> 02:48:09,180
tries to sweep it in but randolph

3744
02:48:09,180 --> 02:48:16,880
he's got a massive brush and collect any crumbs or extra sweepage that is coming his way and that wasn't

3745
02:48:16,880 --> 02:48:17,860
Even on target.

3746
02:48:18,280 --> 02:48:18,920
And no, it wasn't.

3747
02:48:18,960 --> 02:48:19,940
That's great news for us.

3748
02:48:20,480 --> 02:48:22,000
England are not shooting well.

3749
02:48:22,100 --> 02:48:23,760
And even if it does, who's it going to fall to?

3750
02:48:23,820 --> 02:48:24,260
Lingard.

3751
02:48:24,880 --> 02:48:25,580
Bish, look, man.

3752
02:48:25,720 --> 02:48:30,300
I'll send my regards to yourself and the rest of the nation

3753
02:48:30,300 --> 02:48:35,560
after you're dispatched at the merciless hands of us.

3754
02:48:36,780 --> 02:48:37,620
You know us.

3755
02:48:38,060 --> 02:48:39,160
You know us too well.

3756
02:48:39,240 --> 02:48:40,920
We're coming for you again down the wing.

3757
02:48:40,920 --> 02:48:41,580
It's McLean.

3758
02:48:41,700 --> 02:48:44,820
Sends a little ballooner in, but it's headed away nicely by the English.

3759
02:48:46,420 --> 02:48:48,400
And it's in the middle now with Sterling.

3760
02:48:48,500 --> 02:48:51,840
The pound is strong there with Sterling as he gives it back to Chilwell.

3761
02:48:53,140 --> 02:48:55,640
Sweeps it back now to Keane, is it?

3762
02:48:56,860 --> 02:49:00,980
Who tries to give it back to Chilwell, but it's really not working out for him there.

3763
02:49:01,100 --> 02:49:01,960
It's Robbie Brady now.

3764
02:49:02,040 --> 02:49:02,580
He's got the ball.

3765
02:49:02,660 --> 02:49:04,660
He's going to have to try and find McGoldrick at some stage.

3766
02:49:04,720 --> 02:49:05,000
Can he?

3767
02:49:05,440 --> 02:49:06,300
Sends a balloon in.

3768
02:49:06,460 --> 02:49:10,440
McGoldrick looks good, but he's just an inch or two wide for that header.

3769
02:49:10,600 --> 02:49:12,420
And the English managed to get it away.

3770
02:49:12,840 --> 02:49:14,000
Here's Jalings now.

3771
02:49:14,440 --> 02:49:15,080
Or Dele Alli.

3772
02:49:15,580 --> 02:49:16,560
Now it's Jalings.

3773
02:49:16,800 --> 02:49:17,700
What's he going to do with this?

3774
02:49:17,800 --> 02:49:19,060
Lovely ball, actually, to Keane.

3775
02:49:19,480 --> 02:49:20,380
Please don't score Keane.

3776
02:49:20,620 --> 02:49:21,360
Try to foul him.

3777
02:49:22,020 --> 02:49:22,280
No.

3778
02:49:24,760 --> 02:49:26,360
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

3779
02:49:27,480 --> 02:49:28,160
Not great.

3780
02:49:29,040 --> 02:49:30,120
Not great at all.

3781
02:49:31,260 --> 02:49:32,420
The Dutch gold kid.

3782
02:49:32,680 --> 02:49:34,380
Thank you very much, the Dutch gold kid.

3783
02:49:35,240 --> 02:49:38,220
Yeah, thank you for the Dutch gold kid there for that tip.

3784
02:49:38,220 --> 02:49:42,820
But, I mean, it comes at such a horrible time for us at the moment.

3785
02:49:42,820 --> 02:49:50,640
As Harry Kane slams the balloon into the back of the sack.

3786
02:49:51,280 --> 02:49:53,160
And we were mocking Jesse Lingard.

3787
02:49:53,160 --> 02:49:54,300
And I think he heard it.

3788
02:49:54,660 --> 02:49:56,260
And the one thing you don't want to...

3789
02:49:56,260 --> 02:49:57,380
We tried to foul Keane.

3790
02:49:57,440 --> 02:49:59,200
We tried to take him out of the mix-up.

3791
02:50:01,580 --> 02:50:06,180
If you're going to do a professional foul, at least be in the same fecking area to foul him.

3792
02:50:07,000 --> 02:50:07,240
Yeah.

3793
02:50:08,120 --> 02:50:11,020
And they've heard our calls after that nice ball.

3794
02:50:11,720 --> 02:50:18,640
Borussia Dortmund's Sancho comes on for Manchester United's Jesse Lingard.

3795
02:50:19,860 --> 02:50:21,820
And we're still winning, Tommy.

3796
02:50:21,900 --> 02:50:23,420
We've still got the one-goal cushion.

3797
02:50:23,900 --> 02:50:26,260
We do, but we don't want to be sleeping on that cushion.

3798
02:50:26,340 --> 02:50:27,140
It's not a nice one.

3799
02:50:27,840 --> 02:50:30,860
It's certainly not memory foam or something nice like that.

3800
02:50:31,860 --> 02:50:33,120
Feels like a load of jackets.

3801
02:50:35,500 --> 02:50:36,300
What was that?

3802
02:50:36,820 --> 02:50:39,280
Said it feels like I'm sleeping on a load of jackets, Tom.

3803
02:50:39,320 --> 02:50:41,780
And we need to get a bit of memory foam into the box at the moment.

3804
02:50:41,880 --> 02:50:43,520
But it's not working out for us at the moment.

3805
02:50:43,660 --> 02:50:44,540
The English have the ball.

3806
02:50:44,620 --> 02:50:45,720
They're trying to thread it through.

3807
02:50:46,320 --> 02:50:46,980
And what we've got?

3808
02:50:47,240 --> 02:50:48,480
We've got Brady, baby.

3809
02:50:49,180 --> 02:50:50,360
And Brady gives it to Coleman.

3810
02:50:50,500 --> 02:50:52,680
Lovely bit of mix-up play between the two boys.

3811
02:50:52,820 --> 02:50:54,240
Coleman threw ball to McGoldrick.

3812
02:50:54,620 --> 02:50:57,160
McGoldrick plants a little kiss down the men...

3813
02:50:57,160 --> 02:50:58,860
Oh, down the middle of the mench.

3814
02:51:00,280 --> 02:51:02,440
But it fails to find his man.

3815
02:51:03,500 --> 02:51:06,540
And interceptions are coming thick and fast.

3816
02:51:06,600 --> 02:51:07,100
At the moment.

3817
02:51:07,600 --> 02:51:09,320
As Duffy sweeps up the crummage.

3818
02:51:10,820 --> 02:51:11,620
Brady ball.

3819
02:51:11,760 --> 02:51:13,800
Can he get it into the center and make something of it?

3820
02:51:13,940 --> 02:51:15,400
He's dispossessed by Jordan Henderson.

3821
02:51:16,960 --> 02:51:18,780
The big man for Liverpool.

3822
02:51:19,620 --> 02:51:19,780
Oh!

3823
02:51:20,520 --> 02:51:21,520
Jesus Christ!

3824
02:51:23,020 --> 02:51:25,180
It's a stretch save there from Randolph.

3825
02:51:25,680 --> 02:51:27,700
And we appreciate that bit of work from him.

3826
02:51:27,780 --> 02:51:30,960
Like, you know, it's a great bit of fucking goal work from him.

3827
02:51:31,420 --> 02:51:31,920
Really is.

3828
02:51:31,940 --> 02:51:33,500
He's got hands of steel.

3829
02:51:34,900 --> 02:51:36,520
The arms of Stretch Armstrong.

3830
02:51:36,520 --> 02:51:40,080
Yeah, hopefully he's not on the same drugs as him.

3831
02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:42,280
No, you're thinking of Lance.

3832
02:51:42,820 --> 02:51:43,360
Oh, I am.

3833
02:51:43,400 --> 02:51:44,000
I beg your pardon.

3834
02:51:44,560 --> 02:51:44,860
Oh!

3835
02:51:45,200 --> 02:51:46,260
Jesus Christ!

3836
02:51:49,560 --> 02:51:51,060
It's not Jesus Christ.

3837
02:51:51,360 --> 02:51:52,100
But it's close.

3838
02:51:52,560 --> 02:51:53,300
It's Hendrick.

3839
02:51:53,880 --> 02:51:54,820
Hendrick Lamar.

3840
02:51:55,860 --> 02:51:57,020
To pimp a butterfly.

3841
02:51:58,760 --> 02:52:02,920
He's judged after pimping the most beautiful butterfly I've ever seen flying.

3842
02:52:03,880 --> 02:52:05,620
Right into the back of the pimp box.

3843
02:52:07,440 --> 02:52:09,520
What in the hell is a pimp box?

3844
02:52:10,080 --> 02:52:11,480
Don't even ask me, Francis.

3845
02:52:12,700 --> 02:52:13,760
I don't care.

3846
02:52:14,500 --> 02:52:16,680
But I tell you, I don't ever care.

3847
02:52:17,260 --> 02:52:19,920
For as long as we're blasting balls into the back of the sack.

3848
02:52:21,640 --> 02:52:25,940
Lovely tap on the arse there from Dele Alli to his fellow player man there.

3849
02:52:27,460 --> 02:52:31,480
That'll give him the little cheeky boost he needs when coming onto the pitch.

3850
02:52:33,160 --> 02:52:34,060
Indeed it should.

3851
02:52:34,620 --> 02:52:37,420
But I mean, England will need more than a boost now.

3852
02:52:37,800 --> 02:52:38,720
Look at this now!

3853
02:52:39,100 --> 02:52:40,180
Look at this now!

3854
02:52:40,500 --> 02:52:41,540
It can't be, can it?

3855
02:52:41,960 --> 02:52:42,960
Unfortunately it can't.

3856
02:52:43,240 --> 02:52:44,900
England are on their arses at the moment.

3857
02:52:45,440 --> 02:52:48,760
Really fucking finding it hard to break down the Irish spirit.

3858
02:52:49,120 --> 02:52:50,700
But they'll never break that down.

3859
02:52:51,140 --> 02:52:52,240
They should know that by now.

3860
02:52:53,560 --> 02:52:54,880
After all, they tried.

3861
02:52:55,340 --> 02:52:55,940
Come on, Francis.

3862
02:52:56,060 --> 02:52:56,760
Stick to the ball.

3863
02:52:57,100 --> 02:52:58,940
I'm trying, Tommy, but it's hard.

3864
02:52:59,240 --> 02:53:03,040
It's hard to stick to the ball when you're loaded like a fucking powder keg.

3865
02:53:03,500 --> 02:53:03,780
Full.

3866
02:53:03,960 --> 02:53:04,140
Oh!

3867
02:53:04,860 --> 02:53:06,580
Stopping that Sancho was essential.

3868
02:53:07,000 --> 02:53:10,000
It was an essential bit of stoppage of Sancho.

3869
02:53:10,000 --> 02:53:10,780
And we've done it.

3870
02:53:10,860 --> 02:53:12,980
And we're building up momentum again down the left flank.

3871
02:53:13,060 --> 02:53:13,680
Come on, lads.

3872
02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,380
You've got the porridge in the gullet.

3873
02:53:15,760 --> 02:53:18,000
I know that you can shoot those bullets in front of that net.

3874
02:53:18,320 --> 02:53:20,080
Just load up the handgun, lads.

3875
02:53:20,460 --> 02:53:21,420
Load up the handgun.

3876
02:53:21,500 --> 02:53:22,320
Everyone's behind you.

3877
02:53:22,520 --> 02:53:24,060
You won't get fucking sent to jail.

3878
02:53:25,140 --> 02:53:25,540
Go on!

3879
02:53:25,540 --> 02:53:25,540
Go on!

3880
02:53:26,340 --> 02:53:27,140
Go on!

3881
02:53:27,860 --> 02:53:28,740
Go on!

3882
02:53:30,540 --> 02:53:31,600
Tom, uh...

3883
02:53:32,600 --> 02:53:33,200
Francis.

3884
02:53:34,400 --> 02:53:35,520
Compose yourself, man.

3885
02:53:36,320 --> 02:53:37,200
We're 4-1 up.

3886
02:53:37,300 --> 02:53:38,100
We're 3-1 up.

3887
02:53:40,160 --> 02:53:41,700
We're gonna cruise it, like.

3888
02:53:42,880 --> 02:53:45,020
5 minutes on the clock remain now.

3889
02:53:45,580 --> 02:53:49,160
As England try their best to get out of this depressing hellscape.

3890
02:53:49,280 --> 02:53:52,180
They've found themselves encapsulated in the hellscape.

3891
02:53:52,700 --> 02:53:53,740
The football pitch.

3892
02:53:54,380 --> 02:53:59,420
A football pitch where you're embarrassed and roundly trounced by your opposition.

3893
02:53:59,420 --> 02:54:04,080
In a very, very, very, very, very crucial part of your...

3894
02:54:04,080 --> 02:54:05,640
Your lives.

3895
02:54:06,700 --> 02:54:08,080
The quarterfinals.

3896
02:54:08,480 --> 02:54:08,760
Francis.

3897
02:54:09,080 --> 02:54:11,360
The quarterfinals of the European Championship.

3898
02:54:12,100 --> 02:54:12,320
Yep.

3899
02:54:12,480 --> 02:54:13,780
And that's the most crucial part.

3900
02:54:14,440 --> 02:54:17,920
You can imagine all the people watching wanting it to happen.

3901
02:54:18,580 --> 02:54:20,840
Doing the whole kind of it's coming home shake.

3902
02:54:21,320 --> 02:54:21,960
Well, I tell you.

3903
02:54:22,360 --> 02:54:23,220
It came home.

3904
02:54:23,800 --> 02:54:26,160
But it was sent back away again by the father.

3905
02:54:26,780 --> 02:54:27,220
Why?

3906
02:54:28,220 --> 02:54:29,920
For shaming the family.

3907
02:54:30,360 --> 02:54:33,300
With such a disgusting display.

3908
02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:34,440
On the pitch.

3909
02:54:35,060 --> 02:54:36,100
Our Francis, come on.

3910
02:54:37,100 --> 02:54:38,500
You need to remain impartial.

3911
02:54:38,800 --> 02:54:40,860
And you need to say things that aren't, you know.

3912
02:54:42,140 --> 02:54:44,220
Covered in absolute bitterness.

3913
02:54:44,220 --> 02:54:46,500
You call it bitterness, Tommy.

3914
02:54:47,040 --> 02:54:48,160
I call it righteousness.

3915
02:54:49,080 --> 02:54:52,160
I call it absolute destiny.

3916
02:54:54,280 --> 02:54:55,680
England put the ball in.

3917
02:54:55,900 --> 02:54:56,960
Hopefully they don't score.

3918
02:54:57,700 --> 02:54:58,060
Ireland.

3919
02:54:58,800 --> 02:55:01,300
I'm going to try and do something with it now.

3920
02:55:01,720 --> 02:55:02,900
Why are you doing the play-by-play?

3921
02:55:03,000 --> 02:55:04,500
Do you not believe in me anymore, Tommy?

3922
02:55:04,880 --> 02:55:05,700
I do believe in you.

3923
02:55:05,780 --> 02:55:08,360
But you're going to end up saying three words.

3924
02:55:08,440 --> 02:55:09,500
I know you're going to say them.

3925
02:55:09,520 --> 02:55:10,620
We can't have them on air.

3926
02:55:12,040 --> 02:55:12,700
Up there!

3927
02:55:12,700 --> 02:55:42,680
We'll be right back.

3928
02:55:42,680 --> 02:56:12,660
We'll be right back.

3929
02:56:12,660 --> 02:56:15,620
France had a 4-0 crushing victory over Poland there.

3930
02:56:16,280 --> 02:56:18,840
Made them taste French pain.

3931
02:56:20,260 --> 02:56:26,460
Which was a lovely five-course meal, cordon bleu combination of different things.

3932
02:56:26,580 --> 02:56:28,740
Snails, trails, and automobiles.

3933
02:56:29,940 --> 02:56:35,300
England, roundly trounced by the valiant Irish.

3934
02:56:35,680 --> 02:56:36,260
3-1.

3935
02:56:36,600 --> 02:56:39,840
An absolute barnstorming performance from the lads.

3936
02:56:40,580 --> 02:56:42,320
We'd have accepted nothing less.

3937
02:56:42,680 --> 02:56:51,480
And we were given absolutely nothing more than sweat, dirt, tears, blood.

3938
02:56:52,900 --> 02:56:55,880
It was an absolute bloodless coup.

3939
02:56:56,920 --> 02:56:58,700
Strange place to be.

3940
02:56:59,180 --> 02:57:02,380
England stalked on their planes.

3941
02:57:03,660 --> 02:57:05,140
Their own planes.

3942
02:57:06,020 --> 02:57:07,340
Frightened like deer.

3943
02:57:07,860 --> 02:57:12,420
Frightened like deer running away from a terror.

3944
02:57:13,580 --> 02:57:17,720
An almighty fearsome opponent.

3945
02:57:20,600 --> 02:57:23,160
Serbia did the business against the Turks.

3946
02:57:24,020 --> 02:57:24,740
And the Italians.

3947
02:57:25,340 --> 02:57:30,540
They were left to fend for themselves an extra time against Belgium.

3948
02:57:31,500 --> 02:57:34,600
It's a fantastic piece of interchange.

3949
02:57:35,440 --> 02:57:39,560
And one that we're absolutely shocked to our cores about.

3950
02:57:39,880 --> 02:57:41,540
Whelan, thank you very much.

3951
02:57:41,860 --> 02:57:49,480
And a big shout out as well to the Dutch Gold Kid and Andy the Fork for your tips.

3952
02:57:50,340 --> 02:57:52,040
Very, very kind of you guys.

3953
02:57:52,780 --> 02:57:57,260
Just had Padder Tobin sending a WhatsApp group message.

3954
02:57:57,400 --> 02:57:59,820
Said, lads, it looks fantastic.

3955
02:58:00,960 --> 02:58:05,500
And I want to see it even more fantastiker.

3956
02:58:05,900 --> 02:58:10,840
In fact, I would go as far as to say that last victory was tantastic.

3957
02:58:11,380 --> 02:58:11,900
And look it.

3958
02:58:12,440 --> 02:58:14,280
Let's keep it going.

3959
02:58:14,280 --> 02:58:15,780
Let's keep the show on the road.

3960
02:58:16,280 --> 02:58:17,460
Thanks so much, Padder.

3961
02:58:18,260 --> 02:58:19,840
We'll be back with the football.

3962
02:58:20,140 --> 02:58:22,040
The semi-finals coming up.

3963
02:58:22,140 --> 02:58:23,760
Let's have a look and see who's there.

3964
02:58:25,060 --> 02:58:25,500
Ireland.

3965
02:58:26,880 --> 02:58:27,360
Ireland.

3966
02:58:29,060 --> 02:58:29,540
Together.

3967
02:58:29,880 --> 02:58:29,980
Okay.

3968
02:58:30,080 --> 02:58:30,660
And then we're front.

3969
02:58:30,760 --> 02:58:31,260
Wrong game.

3970
02:58:31,340 --> 02:58:31,780
Not rugby.

3971
02:58:32,020 --> 02:58:32,560
This is football.

3972
02:58:32,920 --> 02:58:35,900
We're going to be facing the French again in the semi-finals.

3973
02:58:37,080 --> 02:58:43,420
A repeat of our semi-final in the World Cup yesterday.

3974
02:58:44,480 --> 02:58:46,160
So all is not lost.

3975
02:58:46,160 --> 02:58:50,800
We could be doing some cheeky business against those French boys.

3976
02:58:52,500 --> 02:58:55,400
And Serbia are going to be playing Belgium in the other one.

3977
02:58:56,120 --> 02:58:57,540
Bit of a snore fest.

3978
02:58:58,780 --> 02:59:00,680
And you never know.

3979
02:59:00,940 --> 02:59:01,240
Like, you know.

3980
02:59:02,320 --> 02:59:03,460
You never know.

3981
02:59:03,860 --> 02:59:07,460
I was saying there to Roro, the robot, earlier on.

3982
02:59:07,960 --> 02:59:09,100
You never know.

3983
02:59:10,200 --> 02:59:11,720
Which way the ball is going to fall.

3984
02:59:12,720 --> 02:59:13,460
If it falls.

3985
02:59:13,700 --> 02:59:15,700
If it falls into the back of the Maybach.

3986
02:59:15,840 --> 02:59:16,800
Into the back of the sack.

3987
02:59:17,520 --> 02:59:18,960
Then that's just going to be great.

3988
02:59:19,540 --> 02:59:20,840
And everybody knows out there.

3989
02:59:20,940 --> 02:59:21,640
All the boys in green.

3990
02:59:21,680 --> 02:59:22,280
We've got your back.

3991
02:59:23,120 --> 02:59:24,340
We want to see you come back.

3992
02:59:24,380 --> 02:59:24,980
That trof.

3993
02:59:25,340 --> 02:59:27,780
That lovely silveristic trof.

3994
02:59:28,640 --> 02:59:29,880
With the Irish name on it.

3995
02:59:30,640 --> 02:59:30,900
Era.

3996
02:59:31,720 --> 02:59:33,640
And all the names of the players on the medals.

3997
02:59:34,320 --> 02:59:36,060
It's going to be an absolute session.

3998
02:59:37,020 --> 02:59:38,300
The pubs are going to reopen.

3999
02:59:39,100 --> 02:59:40,000
COVID-19.

4000
02:59:40,480 --> 02:59:41,000
Lockdown.

4001
02:59:41,540 --> 02:59:44,100
We'll fucking put the lockdown on lockdown for one night.

4002
02:59:44,680 --> 02:59:46,080
Just to celebrate the win.

4003
02:59:46,280 --> 02:59:46,980
How about that?

4004
02:59:49,300 --> 02:59:50,880
Bro, I was saying to Johnny Ronan.

4005
02:59:52,300 --> 02:59:53,540
I really do.

4006
02:59:55,160 --> 02:59:55,600
Think.

4007
02:59:56,980 --> 02:59:58,480
That we've got this sewn up.

4008
02:59:59,520 --> 03:00:00,840
We've got it sewn up.

4009
03:00:01,260 --> 03:00:02,400
In a lovely sack.

4010
03:00:02,880 --> 03:00:05,740
And all we need to do is put the sack into the boot of the Mercedes.

4011
03:00:06,580 --> 03:00:07,620
And drive like fuck.

4012
03:00:08,960 --> 03:00:09,400
Fast.

4013
03:00:09,580 --> 03:00:10,220
And hard.

4014
03:00:10,220 --> 03:00:13,280
On Network 2.

4015
03:00:13,720 --> 03:00:14,240
Modric.

4016
03:00:14,660 --> 03:00:15,160
Modric.

4017
03:00:15,620 --> 03:00:16,140
Modric.

4018
03:00:16,620 --> 03:00:17,140
Modric.

4019
03:00:17,660 --> 03:00:18,220
Modric.

4020
03:00:18,680 --> 03:00:19,220
Modric.

4021
03:00:19,660 --> 03:00:20,180
Modric.

4022
03:00:20,700 --> 03:00:21,220
Modric.

4023
03:00:21,700 --> 03:00:22,220
Modric.

4024
03:00:23,820 --> 03:00:24,460
Connor.

4025
03:00:25,220 --> 03:00:25,700
Yes.

4026
03:00:26,220 --> 03:00:30,100
You can see there Lucy and Jessica Albon in the Toro Rosso.

4027
03:00:30,240 --> 03:00:33,380
Ended up standing with a flaccid of unresponsive drive shaft.

4028
03:00:33,500 --> 03:00:35,220
While all the other drivers drove by laughing.

4029
03:00:35,940 --> 03:00:37,680
Knowing full well they were torqued.

4030
03:00:37,680 --> 03:00:40,020
And not in any need of blue pills.

4031
03:00:40,020 --> 03:00:41,800
From Uncle Pfizer.

4032
03:00:42,040 --> 03:00:42,660
If you know what I mean.

4033
03:00:42,840 --> 03:00:43,100
Yep.

4034
03:00:43,660 --> 03:00:46,820
I advise many of my followers to indeed take the red pill.

4035
03:00:47,060 --> 03:00:47,360
Yeah.

4036
03:00:47,700 --> 03:00:49,060
And do they do the same job?

4037
03:00:49,340 --> 03:00:49,860
What do you mean?

4038
03:00:50,360 --> 03:00:53,620
Like do they get you ready to engage so to speak.

4039
03:00:54,040 --> 03:00:58,480
Well taking the red pill is seeing the world for what it really is.

4040
03:00:58,940 --> 03:01:00,320
And that's a great motivator.

4041
03:01:00,520 --> 03:01:01,240
Sounds deep.

4042
03:01:02,080 --> 03:01:04,320
Really I'm just looking to maintain an erection.

4043
03:01:04,680 --> 03:01:05,220
What do you mean?

4044
03:01:05,900 --> 03:01:06,340
Viagra.

4045
03:01:07,120 --> 03:01:08,880
I think we've crossed wires here.

4046
03:01:09,120 --> 03:01:10,720
I'm not into that shit.

4047
03:01:11,240 --> 03:01:11,740
What shit?

4048
03:01:12,080 --> 03:01:13,160
Crossing wires.

4049
03:01:13,780 --> 03:01:15,920
No wonder you're selling red pills Jordan.

4050
03:01:16,080 --> 03:01:16,500
What are they?

4051
03:01:16,540 --> 03:01:17,780
George Michael jobs?

4052
03:01:18,240 --> 03:01:19,340
I'm really confused.

4053
03:01:20,220 --> 03:01:21,680
Yeah well I'm not mate.

4054
03:01:21,900 --> 03:01:22,220
Okay.

4055
03:01:22,400 --> 03:01:23,300
I like cars.

4056
03:01:23,400 --> 03:01:24,320
Rugby and women.

4057
03:01:24,520 --> 03:01:25,400
Thank you very much.

4058
03:01:25,780 --> 03:01:26,740
More power to you.

4059
03:01:26,860 --> 03:01:29,420
That's it for the Formula 1 highlights this week on Network 2.

4060
03:01:29,560 --> 03:01:30,440
Thanks very much for joining us.

4061
03:01:30,480 --> 03:01:32,760
Join us again next time on Network 2.

4062
03:01:32,980 --> 03:01:34,120
On News Talk.

4063
03:01:34,540 --> 03:01:35,500
Today FM.

4064
03:01:35,500 --> 03:01:36,080
In honor.

4065
03:01:36,640 --> 03:01:37,160
News.

4066
03:01:53,160 --> 03:01:55,160
Yeah Damascus at the moment.

4067
03:01:55,380 --> 03:01:56,360
It's not looking good.

4068
03:01:56,660 --> 03:01:58,600
It's completely domesticated.

4069
03:01:59,620 --> 03:02:02,460
They're thinking about launching an attack on the rebels.

4070
03:02:03,780 --> 03:02:04,820
And it's not nice.

4071
03:02:04,920 --> 03:02:05,340
It's grim.

4072
03:02:06,080 --> 03:02:07,340
It's guerrilla warfare.

4073
03:02:08,120 --> 03:02:10,140
It's guerrillas in the mist.

4074
03:02:10,900 --> 03:02:12,520
Don't know if you've seen that film before.

4075
03:02:13,480 --> 03:02:16,360
It's actually nothing like that when I think about it.

4076
03:02:16,980 --> 03:02:20,120
But I was saying this to Marco Pierre Weiss the other day.

4077
03:02:20,120 --> 03:02:24,540
He had a launch of his new range of falafel in the Fallen and Bern.

4078
03:02:25,140 --> 03:02:26,080
Just in town.

4079
03:02:26,460 --> 03:02:30,920
He was saying that Syria really needs to get a hold of itself.

4080
03:02:31,620 --> 03:02:37,720
And just get back on track.

4081
03:02:37,720 --> 03:02:38,000
And just get back on track.

4082
03:02:38,000 --> 03:02:39,100
It used to be the seat of a lot of good stuff.

4083
03:02:39,100 --> 03:02:40,100
Ancient civilization.

4084
03:02:40,300 --> 03:02:44,640
I heard they made a lot of soap.

4085
03:02:44,640 --> 03:02:53,020
So it would be great to see them getting back on track.

4086
03:02:53,020 --> 03:02:53,640
Look at that.

4087
03:02:53,640 --> 03:02:55,400
It's just bomb after bomb.

4088
03:02:55,400 --> 03:02:55,440
It's just bomb after bomb.

4089
03:02:55,440 --> 03:02:56,900
Smoke bombs.

4090
03:02:56,900 --> 03:03:01,800
And of course then you have the humanitarian crisis as well.

4091
03:03:01,860 --> 03:03:02,700
At the same time.

4092
03:03:03,120 --> 03:03:05,120
It really is hard to know what to do.

4093
03:03:06,120 --> 03:03:11,640
I'm day after day sitting at home thinking what's going on with Syria.

4094
03:03:11,640 --> 03:03:17,980
But I'm also trying to juggle numerous other ventures and businesses as well.

4095
03:03:18,500 --> 03:03:19,640
So it's hard.

4096
03:03:19,640 --> 03:03:21,660
The seizure of Sarakib.

4097
03:03:21,960 --> 03:03:29,140
How is that going to play into or impact, if you will, Erdogan's plan to drive Damascus back fighters out of Idlib?

4098
03:03:29,140 --> 03:03:33,680
Well, it's interesting that you say Erdogan can drive Damascus fighters back.

4099
03:03:35,680 --> 03:03:39,620
Erdogan, he couldn't even drive a self-driving car.

4100
03:03:40,560 --> 03:03:41,760
Syria is not secure.

4101
03:03:41,940 --> 03:03:44,140
And because of that, I just can't sleep at night.

4102
03:03:44,640 --> 03:03:45,840
I can't sleep at night.

4103
03:03:46,220 --> 03:03:49,120
I have nightmares about the Assad.

4104
03:03:50,640 --> 03:03:52,800
And it's just, when's it going to end like?

4105
03:03:52,920 --> 03:03:58,280
You know, can they not just settle down and go for a drive or something?

4106
03:03:58,280 --> 03:04:04,260
Maybe watch a bit of rugby or, I don't know, maybe pop down to Fallon and Byrne.

4107
03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:05,080
Do they have that?

4108
03:04:05,780 --> 03:04:06,400
In Idlib?

4109
03:04:06,720 --> 03:04:09,700
From looking at the pictures, it's just tanks and bombs.

4110
03:04:10,540 --> 03:04:11,220
Do you know what I mean?

4111
03:04:12,160 --> 03:04:13,740
They want to pull their socks up.

4112
03:04:19,240 --> 03:04:20,720
Stand for the national anthem.

4113
03:04:20,720 --> 03:04:21,720
Awesome.

4114
03:04:21,720 --> 03:04:51,700
Thank you.

4115
03:04:51,700 --> 03:04:56,500
A nation holds its breath.

4116
03:04:56,500 --> 03:04:58,500
Thank you.

4117
03:04:58,500 --> 03:05:00,500
Thank you.

4118
03:05:00,500 --> 03:05:02,500
Thank you.

4119
03:05:02,500 --> 03:05:04,500
Thank you.

4120
03:05:04,500 --> 03:05:06,500
Thank you.

4121
03:05:06,500 --> 03:05:08,500
Thank you.

4122
03:05:08,500 --> 03:05:10,500
Thank you.

4123
03:05:10,500 --> 03:05:12,500
Thank you.

4124
03:05:12,500 --> 03:05:14,500
Thank you.

4125
03:05:14,500 --> 03:05:16,500
Thank you.

4126
03:05:16,500 --> 03:05:32,500
*Clears*

4127
03:05:32,500 --> 03:05:42,500
The time for talk is over. The talk shop has been closed. All retail premises are to shut until the government tells you you're allowed to open it.

4128
03:05:42,500 --> 03:06:03,500
And that includes the talking shop, the chit chat, the rumours, the whistles. Tonight, the talking shall take place on the pitch. The stage, the European Championships 2020 semi-final between Ireland and France.

4129
03:06:03,500 --> 03:06:11,500
I want to say a big thank you to Foppa Forsberg. Forsberia. Thank you very much for your tip there. It came through the mainframe.

4130
03:06:11,500 --> 03:06:19,500
And it's the Frenchmen who get the game underway tonight. Tommy Schlug, what do you think are the chances?

4131
03:06:19,500 --> 03:06:21,500
Chances of what?

4132
03:06:21,500 --> 03:06:31,500
Well, they absolutely arse-holed the Brits in the last round. I think we can do it against these lads as well.

4133
03:06:31,500 --> 03:06:39,500
Beautiful analysis and a great, great, really made you think kind of few words there from Tommy.

4134
03:06:39,500 --> 03:06:43,500
Uh, Barstuhl Schlug. Anytime.

4135
03:06:43,500 --> 03:06:49,500
The French now looking to gather momentum down the left-hand side of the flank.

4136
03:06:49,500 --> 03:06:53,500
It's Le Mar on the side. Oh!

4137
03:06:53,500 --> 03:07:05,500
Tries to float it into Kylian Mbappe, but it's Randolph, the- not the red-handed reindeer, but the goalkeeper gloved-handed human.

4138
03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:12,500
Who scoops up that balloon and then gives it to his men, just lurking ominously and menacingly.

4139
03:07:12,500 --> 03:07:16,500
And look at this lovely little bit of movement play by Ireland now.

4140
03:07:16,500 --> 03:07:18,500
McGoldrick's making a run. Can he get the ball?

4141
03:07:18,500 --> 03:07:20,500
Oh, it's offside.

4142
03:07:20,500 --> 03:07:23,500
And it's something he knows only too well, Tommy.

4143
03:07:25,500 --> 03:07:28,500
There's one thing he knows well. There's two things, yeah.

4144
03:07:28,500 --> 03:07:33,500
He knows how to score goals, but he also knows how to be behind enemy lines.

4145
03:07:33,500 --> 03:07:35,500
Why was he in NATO with you?

4146
03:07:35,500 --> 03:07:38,500
No, I mean, like behind the offside line.

4147
03:07:38,500 --> 03:07:39,500
Alright.

4148
03:07:39,500 --> 03:07:41,500
Was there any football in NATO?

4149
03:07:41,500 --> 03:07:45,500
No, just peacekeeping and dinners.

4150
03:07:45,500 --> 03:07:50,500
Sounds class as Ireland classily dispatched the ball up to midfield now.

4151
03:07:50,500 --> 03:07:54,500
And it's a lovely little bit of Brady ball they're playing with Brady bombing it down the wing.

4152
03:07:54,500 --> 03:07:56,500
He takes a lovely step back, lovely cut back there.

4153
03:07:56,500 --> 03:07:58,500
And he's giving himself enough time to give it to McGoldrick.

4154
03:07:58,500 --> 03:08:00,500
McGoldrick through ball for Houraghan. Doesn't find him though.

4155
03:08:00,500 --> 03:08:04,500
Houraghan doggedly persistently takes it off of Mbappe.

4156
03:08:04,500 --> 03:08:10,500
Mbappe finds his man Fekir up the feckin' pitch and it looks as though Ireland are gonna have their hand.

4157
03:08:10,500 --> 03:08:14,500
They're gonna have their hands full here.

4158
03:08:14,500 --> 03:08:16,500
Well, they've got a lot of talent.

4159
03:08:16,500 --> 03:08:19,500
On the pitch and on the bench as well.

4160
03:08:19,500 --> 03:08:23,500
And, uh, he'd wanna watch out because we could get fecked up by Fekir.

4161
03:08:23,500 --> 03:08:29,500
Yep, you don't want that to happen and you don't want it to fall to that man either.

4162
03:08:29,500 --> 03:08:31,500
Kylian Mbappe.

4163
03:08:31,500 --> 03:08:33,500
An amazing, amazing...

4164
03:08:33,500 --> 03:08:36,500
Still to... still a prospect, Tommy.

4165
03:08:36,500 --> 03:08:41,500
Well, he's not. He's established. He's unreal. He's scoring tons of goals. Like, he's not a prospect anymore.

4166
03:08:41,500 --> 03:08:50,500
Yeah, but I mean, he's still like... he could... he could change the game a number of different times throughout his career. Do you know that way? The way Messi has.

4167
03:08:50,500 --> 03:08:56,500
I get you, yeah, yeah, I get you. But... he's an out-and-out goalscorer like, you know.

4168
03:08:56,500 --> 03:09:05,500
I know, but it's amazing how the players do evolve over careers. Should they be lucky to have them? Different styles of play.

4169
03:09:05,500 --> 03:09:17,500
Yeah, I get... I do believe that so as well. Um... and the... you mentioned Messi there. Look at this now. You mentioned Messi.

4170
03:09:18,500 --> 03:09:30,500
He's just someone who just has evolved and changed the game. Small man on the pitch like. But he's the man everybody looks to know. His brain... his footballing brain is phenomenal.

4171
03:09:30,500 --> 03:09:34,500
Look at this. A bit of Phenoma Ball being played here by the Phenoma-dons.

4172
03:09:35,500 --> 03:09:42,500
Look at that! Hendrik. Brady. He's got support on his right. He uses that support. Coleman. Sends a balloon in.

4173
03:09:42,500 --> 03:09:49,500
McGoldrick! With the head! Point blank saved by Hugo Lloris. Sidibe manages to sweep up the crumbs.

4174
03:09:49,500 --> 03:09:55,500
And there's a couple of lads then with industrial-sized brushes and dustpans to stick that in the fucking bin.

4175
03:09:55,500 --> 03:10:01,500
Great passenger plane nonetheless and it's something we've seen time and time again. Getting the Brady Ball in.

4176
03:10:02,500 --> 03:10:08,500
I beg your pardon, Tommy. I need to cut in here because France are looking dangerous and they've given it away, thank Christ.

4177
03:10:09,500 --> 03:10:12,500
Sorry for taking the Lord's name in vain as well as we pump it down the wing.

4178
03:10:13,500 --> 03:10:18,500
We have a couple of lads who are pure-hearted wing pumpers of the realm.

4179
03:10:18,500 --> 03:10:22,500
They've been training in a bit of pump work during the week out on the wing.

4180
03:10:22,500 --> 03:10:29,500
And they're also politically aligned with Wing Fane, which are the ultra shin-wing wing of that political wing.

4181
03:10:30,500 --> 03:10:31,500
Lot of wings!

4182
03:10:32,500 --> 03:10:35,500
Yeah, there's as many wings as you get in a bucket of KFC.

4183
03:10:36,500 --> 03:10:39,500
Yeah, I'm not really into the KFC myself.

4184
03:10:40,500 --> 03:10:45,500
Yeah, there are other- other, uh, fast food outlets are available, although they're not anymore.

4185
03:10:45,500 --> 03:10:47,500
Although they are giving delivery services, I think.

4186
03:10:47,500 --> 03:10:49,500
Did heard that on the news, all the businesses.

4187
03:10:49,500 --> 03:10:52,500
My Goldrick lays it back to Kendrick Lamar!

4188
03:10:52,500 --> 03:10:58,500
Hendrick strikes the forcedest ball into the- the keeper's, uh, bread basket deluxe.

4189
03:10:59,500 --> 03:11:05,500
The crowd are incensed with a- a touch of passion.

4190
03:11:06,500 --> 03:11:09,500
The French are trying to seduce their way in that-

4191
03:11:10,500 --> 03:11:12,500
fuckin' French way that they do.

4192
03:11:13,500 --> 03:11:19,500
Um, with the ball, they're trying to seduce the ball into the net with these fancy touches and kisses and-

4193
03:11:20,500 --> 03:11:22,500
French accents, but it's not working.

4194
03:11:23,500 --> 03:11:24,500
And we're just going at it.

4195
03:11:25,500 --> 03:11:26,500
We're going at it and giving it socks.

4196
03:11:28,500 --> 03:11:29,500
No fancy stuff.

4197
03:11:31,500 --> 03:11:35,500
I- I wouldn't want to discredit the players with the fancy, you know, technique.

4198
03:11:35,500 --> 03:11:36,500
They do have technique.

4199
03:11:37,500 --> 03:11:38,500
We've seen it.

4200
03:11:39,500 --> 03:11:42,500
Um, McLean is very, very dogged on that ball.

4201
03:11:43,500 --> 03:11:45,500
It seems to just stick to him when he's in a one-on-one.

4202
03:11:46,500 --> 03:11:48,500
And now, let's have a look at the break here.

4203
03:11:48,500 --> 03:11:52,500
Breaking ball now for the Irish as they claim the ball confidently on the wing.

4204
03:11:52,500 --> 03:11:58,500
A lovely bit of feet there by number 10, who got it back to Whelan and to Stephens now.

4205
03:11:59,500 --> 03:12:00,500
Looking for McLean. McLean.

4206
03:12:01,500 --> 03:12:02,500
To cut inside his man.

4207
03:12:02,500 --> 03:12:03,500
Takes the ball to the center.

4208
03:12:03,500 --> 03:12:04,500
Hendrik.

4209
03:12:05,500 --> 03:12:07,500
Bit of possession work now from Ireland.

4210
03:12:07,500 --> 03:12:10,500
Trying to build up a bit of confidence instead of just hammering it home.

4211
03:12:11,500 --> 03:12:11,500
Coleman.

4212
03:12:13,500 --> 03:12:14,500
Finds Brady. Brady.

4213
03:12:15,500 --> 03:12:16,500
Bit of link-up play with Coleman.

4214
03:12:16,500 --> 03:12:17,500
Again, we've seen it before.

4215
03:12:17,500 --> 03:12:18,500
Will it work again?

4216
03:12:18,500 --> 03:12:19,500
Finding McGoldrick in the middle.

4217
03:12:19,500 --> 03:12:20,500
McGoldrick! And he-

4218
03:12:21,500 --> 03:12:22,500
Goes for the header!

4219
03:12:22,500 --> 03:12:23,500
Hugo Lloris!

4220
03:12:23,500 --> 03:12:24,500
Reflexes of a cat!

4221
03:12:24,500 --> 03:12:26,500
Fucking cat in-

4222
03:12:26,500 --> 03:12:27,500
Cat in heat!

4223
03:12:28,500 --> 03:12:29,500
Yeah!

4224
03:12:30,500 --> 03:12:37,500
Extra bit of detail there wasn't really necessary to my metaphor, but the referee blows up his metaphor whistle.

4225
03:12:38,500 --> 03:12:40,500
And you better believe it's more than a metaphor, it's real.

4226
03:12:40,500 --> 03:12:46,500
It's a whistle, and it has been blown, and it is half-time, and it's "Steel Mate!" as it's known in the biz.

4227
03:12:47,500 --> 03:12:51,500
Out here in the commentary world. Isn't it, Tom?

4228
03:12:52,500 --> 03:12:55,500
Never really used it myself, but yes.

4229
03:12:55,500 --> 03:12:57,500
"Steel Mate" is another term for 0-0.

4230
03:12:59,500 --> 03:13:00,500
"Steel Game?" Wouldn't think so.

4231
03:13:01,500 --> 03:13:04,500
I think some of the boys have pulled it out of the socks tonight.

4232
03:13:05,500 --> 03:13:08,500
They came with an extra sock, and they pulled stuff out of that sock.

4233
03:13:09,500 --> 03:13:13,500
That's an interesting term, or use of words, so I never heard that one.

4234
03:13:14,500 --> 03:13:18,500
Well, we might as well fucking start creating our own, because who else is gonna do it?

4235
03:13:19,500 --> 03:13:20,500
Do you know what, Tommy?

4236
03:13:21,500 --> 03:13:22,500
You're feckin' right.

4237
03:13:23,500 --> 03:13:24,500
53% of the possession for Ireland.

4238
03:13:25,500 --> 03:13:27,500
Three shots on goal, three of them were on target.

4239
03:13:29,500 --> 03:13:30,500
They weren't bad.

4240
03:13:31,500 --> 03:13:33,500
Hugo Lloris, some man for the saves.

4241
03:13:34,500 --> 03:13:35,500
Look down there.

4242
03:13:35,500 --> 03:13:37,500
Turn that, look at the bottom of the stats there, Francis.

4243
03:13:38,500 --> 03:13:39,500
Saves.

4244
03:13:40,500 --> 03:13:41,500
Three saves to zero.

4245
03:13:42,500 --> 03:13:44,500
That's all our three shots have been saved.

4246
03:13:44,500 --> 03:13:46,500
It's not that we had our fault.

4247
03:13:47,500 --> 03:13:54,500
It's that we're up against a world-class, master-class, goal-keeping force of nature in Lloris.

4248
03:13:55,500 --> 03:13:55,500
Yeah.

4249
03:13:56,500 --> 03:13:57,500
Lovely bit of highlighted here.

4250
03:13:57,500 --> 03:14:07,500
Mbappe got the tip off, but it was the boys in green who got the game off to a bit of a feisty start with a lovely balloon focused on Lloris' hands.

4251
03:14:09,500 --> 03:14:11,500
If it was focused on the net, it would've got in.

4252
03:14:12,500 --> 03:14:13,500
Indeed it would've.

4253
03:14:14,500 --> 03:14:18,500
A next piece of remarkable play was this shot taken by McGoldrick.

4254
03:14:19,500 --> 03:14:20,500
Smack jack!

4255
03:14:21,500 --> 03:14:23,500
I think that's the same shot, Francis, as the one before.

4256
03:14:23,500 --> 03:14:24,500
Smack jack!

4257
03:14:27,500 --> 03:14:28,500
I think that's the same highlight.

4258
03:14:30,500 --> 03:14:39,500
It was a great tip off from Mbappe, but it was an absolute liftoff from the Irish to get the game underway with this lovely balloon into McGoldrick.

4259
03:14:40,500 --> 03:14:42,500
And snap jack off the hands of the keeper.

4260
03:14:42,500 --> 03:14:43,500
Snap jack!

4261
03:14:45,500 --> 03:14:51,500
Great, great header, but if it was in any way, shape or form going anywhere else over than the goalkeeper's hands, it would've gone in.

4262
03:14:52,500 --> 03:14:53,500
Smack jack!

4263
03:14:53,500 --> 03:14:54,500
It really would!

4264
03:14:54,500 --> 03:14:55,500
I think there were two...

4265
03:14:57,500 --> 03:15:00,500
I think there were two smack jacks in that half.

4266
03:15:00,500 --> 03:15:01,500
Would I be right in saying that, Tom?

4267
03:15:02,500 --> 03:15:04,500
Complete 100%.

4268
03:15:05,500 --> 03:15:06,500
Smack jack!

4269
03:15:08,500 --> 03:15:10,500
I think we'll have another little look at it again.

4270
03:15:10,500 --> 03:15:11,500
Smack jack!

4271
03:15:11,500 --> 03:15:12,500
Arizona!

4272
03:15:12,500 --> 03:15:13,500
Can I, can I have a go?

4273
03:15:14,500 --> 03:15:14,500
Go on.

4274
03:15:15,500 --> 03:15:15,500
Smack jack!

4275
03:15:16,500 --> 03:15:17,500
You fucked it up, Tom.

4276
03:15:17,500 --> 03:15:19,500
You need to say it as he's heading it, Tom.

4277
03:15:20,500 --> 03:15:21,500
Okay, give me a sec.

4278
03:15:24,500 --> 03:15:25,500
Smack jack!

4279
03:15:26,500 --> 03:15:27,500
Got it in one, Uncle.

4280
03:15:28,500 --> 03:15:28,500
Got it in one.

4281
03:15:29,500 --> 03:15:30,500
*Cutters*

4282
03:15:31,500 --> 03:15:32,500
And we can see there, Lucy.

4283
03:15:32,500 --> 03:15:49,160
there Lucy. Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric, Modric.

4284
03:15:50,080 --> 03:15:56,580
Welcome back to this semi-final of the European 2020 Championship. You thought it wouldn't get

4285
03:15:56,580 --> 03:16:01,420
played while you were wrong? You're getting played thinking that because it's well being played and

4286
03:16:01,420 --> 03:16:05,740
we're already halfway through the match with France in the semi-final. If you've just got yourself a

4287
03:16:05,740 --> 03:16:11,560
seat, get cozy, get a bit of popcorn and maybe a lager. You don't have to drink. Alcohol isn't

4288
03:16:11,560 --> 03:16:19,500
essential, but it does make things a lot better, doesn't it, Tommy? I'm never not drunk. France,

4289
03:16:19,860 --> 03:16:27,620
trying to build up a little bit of steam now on our side of the grass, but it's mopped up sumptuously

4290
03:16:27,620 --> 03:16:31,960
there by Coleman. Giving it to Hendrick. And look at that lad Brady. The old braid in the box.

4291
03:16:32,200 --> 03:16:36,500
Gives it to McGoldrick. McGoldrick has passed it to Horahan. Horahan, little simple bull,

4292
03:16:36,700 --> 03:16:42,160
bull through to McGoldrick, but he's lashed it, the lashed hurdle. Still, something could be on here.

4293
03:16:42,700 --> 03:16:47,320
No, nothing. Referee blows pips, two, two pips of his whistle.

4294
03:16:49,900 --> 03:16:59,860
Two pips of his tistle and it's a Sissoko ball because there was a couple of raptured ankles after a slide-in went ourie.

4295
03:17:00,700 --> 03:17:07,480
In other news, Antoinette Griezmann has just come on. She's doing well for Barcelona. Some other lad went off for him.

4296
03:17:08,480 --> 03:17:14,800
Griezmann's a nice little detail up front, so we want to make sure he doesn't get the feckin' ball at all.

4297
03:17:15,260 --> 03:17:22,080
Wise words to Maldol as France toy with us like a tornado. Pissing about with it as if to say,

4298
03:17:22,220 --> 03:17:25,920
Listen, lads, do you want to come and play ball or not? Because you look scared.

4299
03:17:26,540 --> 03:17:32,600
And it's Ireland who've managed to dispatch a ball up front to McGoldrick, who lays it forward to Brady.

4300
03:17:32,720 --> 03:17:37,020
Brady's got a lot of work to do here, but he's seeming competently speedy enough down the way to do it.

4301
03:17:37,020 --> 03:17:45,840
And it's that man, Umtiti, or some other lad, I don't know, who collects it up, sweeps up the crumbs.

4302
03:17:47,840 --> 03:17:54,840
And it's a scrap ball scenario at the moment. Looking forward to it as Mbappe has got a bit of scrappage.

4303
03:17:55,500 --> 03:18:05,120
€5,000 scrappage on the new model as well. And look at that. A lovely bit of play from, I think it was Coleman.

4304
03:18:06,620 --> 03:18:12,280
To make sure that balloon goes out of play, but the French are looking menacing on the edge of our danger box.

4305
03:18:13,000 --> 03:18:16,820
Managed to blast it down the park to McGoldrick, who's held it up well.

4306
03:18:17,280 --> 03:18:19,080
Can he keep a pass on? He does.

4307
03:18:19,380 --> 03:18:25,340
Hendrick's got the ball now to Brady. Brady, looking for McGoldrick, but he's gonna have to try and fight hard to find him.

4308
03:18:25,580 --> 03:18:27,280
He's managed to get a ball off to him anyway.

4309
03:18:28,300 --> 03:18:32,960
McGoldrick's got McLean on the wing, but McLean is not clean enough with his text work.

4310
03:18:33,500 --> 03:18:36,440
And he's fucking lashed it, but he's managed to get back.

4311
03:18:36,960 --> 03:18:39,520
No, it's a scrappy affair at the moment in the middle of the park.

4312
03:18:39,580 --> 03:18:45,220
As two teams are struggling doggledy to try and get a hold of this game by the scruff of the neck and shake a bit of sense into it.

4313
03:18:46,080 --> 03:18:50,460
You wouldn't want to, you know, abuse it, like, or hurt it or anything.

4314
03:18:50,880 --> 03:18:55,340
No, but just grab it and go, listen. Listen to me. You're not listening.

4315
03:18:55,780 --> 03:18:57,060
Sounds a bit too much.

4316
03:18:57,980 --> 03:18:59,220
No, I'm not hurting it.

4317
03:18:59,720 --> 03:19:00,600
Sounds like you're hurting it.

4318
03:19:00,840 --> 03:19:02,720
No, I'm just saying listen, you know.

4319
03:19:03,500 --> 03:19:05,340
And McLean is here now. McLean!

4320
03:19:06,080 --> 03:19:13,160
Oh, could have squared it back and maybe one of the other players have gone on, but to his credit, he's gone on to win the ball back from his man.

4321
03:19:13,580 --> 03:19:15,940
And look at this now, a little triangle being formed here.

4322
03:19:16,520 --> 03:19:18,420
Illuminati-style by the boys in green.

4323
03:19:18,820 --> 03:19:22,740
Get the ball into the mixed pot, and McGoldrick sold the fucking needle, man.

4324
03:19:24,100 --> 03:19:27,640
Francis, you've been told once you need to stop.

4325
03:19:27,660 --> 03:19:28,400
Swearing.

4326
03:19:29,400 --> 03:19:30,060
I'm sorry.

4327
03:19:30,180 --> 03:19:38,660
I get really, just really enthusiastic about it, and it's kind of hard to not get swept up away in the wind.

4328
03:19:39,400 --> 03:19:44,160
Adam Rushter. Thank you very much for your tip that just popped up on the screen there.

4329
03:19:44,220 --> 03:19:45,760
The Rusht Buster is in town.

4330
03:19:47,920 --> 03:19:49,240
Supporting the boys in green tonight.

4331
03:19:50,040 --> 03:19:51,360
Feel the dream.

4332
03:19:52,000 --> 03:19:56,880
And outside it's raining. Thank you very much, outside it's raining. Hopefully it's not at the moment.

4333
03:19:57,140 --> 03:19:59,240
We've been promised a bit of good weather by the weekend.

4334
03:19:59,920 --> 03:20:07,000
As far as the weather here is concerned, it's all about raining goals, and we haven't seen any, we haven't seen a drop of that since last fucking Christmas.

4335
03:20:07,660 --> 03:20:10,820
And what feels like a long time. We were beating England 4-1.

4336
03:20:11,520 --> 03:20:13,500
What's this now? What's this now?

4337
03:20:15,260 --> 03:20:16,300
Terrible bit of play.

4338
03:20:17,260 --> 03:20:21,980
Hendrick had more than enough time to get to grips with that.

4339
03:20:24,580 --> 03:20:25,920
Should have done something better.

4340
03:20:26,720 --> 03:20:28,480
Maybe pulled inside, but feck it.

4341
03:20:28,660 --> 03:20:29,380
And he knows that.

4342
03:20:29,580 --> 03:20:30,580
He does know that. Look at him.

4343
03:20:30,840 --> 03:20:31,860
Absolutely disgusted.

4344
03:20:32,440 --> 03:20:35,520
Shout out to Simon LeHart there from outside it's raining.

4345
03:20:35,660 --> 03:20:36,480
Thank you for your tip.

4346
03:20:38,120 --> 03:20:39,000
Very kind of you.

4347
03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:43,100
Big hello and warm welcome to all our viewers today.

4348
03:20:43,460 --> 03:20:45,760
Hopefully you're enjoying the football that's on action.

4349
03:20:48,220 --> 03:20:52,360
A lot of our hopes and happiness is dependent on the Irish squad.

4350
03:20:52,360 --> 03:20:55,040
You know it can be a roller coaster and not so much as now.

4351
03:20:55,660 --> 03:21:03,720
15 minutes to go of normal time remain in this European Cup semi-final against France.

4352
03:21:05,260 --> 03:21:07,540
We might need to bring Langaldo on.

4353
03:21:08,300 --> 03:21:09,400
I'm thinking that myself.

4354
03:21:10,040 --> 03:21:11,060
But it's Hendrick now.

4355
03:21:11,140 --> 03:21:12,540
He's got a bit of steam in the chamber.

4356
03:21:13,000 --> 03:21:15,680
Launches the balloon in, but it's a real blank ball.

4357
03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:18,900
And it's swept up into Larissa's bread basket.

4358
03:21:19,620 --> 03:21:21,080
Out for delivery tomorrow.

4359
03:21:21,500 --> 03:21:22,420
Pat the Baker style.

4360
03:21:23,420 --> 03:21:23,680
Yep.

4361
03:21:24,200 --> 03:21:24,840
So fresh.

4362
03:21:24,920 --> 03:21:25,380
It's famous.

4363
03:21:26,380 --> 03:21:27,720
Let's get a sub on there.

4364
03:21:27,880 --> 03:21:28,320
Fuck.

4365
03:21:29,560 --> 03:21:33,260
I'd like to apologize there on behalf of Francis Higgins Stream.

4366
03:21:34,720 --> 03:21:35,640
For the F word.

4367
03:21:35,640 --> 03:21:36,720
For the F word.

4368
03:21:37,440 --> 03:21:39,060
Wasn't our intention to say that.

4369
03:21:39,280 --> 03:21:40,360
Or Schlug's intention.

4370
03:21:41,100 --> 03:21:42,180
What he meant was.

4371
03:21:42,220 --> 03:21:43,000
And I'm sure he meant.

4372
03:21:44,580 --> 03:21:46,600
Was to say his words.

4373
03:21:47,240 --> 03:21:48,900
I'm not going to tell you what he actually meant to say.

4374
03:21:49,020 --> 03:21:54,960
But what he meant was to say his words without that language appearing in that given sentence that he spoke.

4375
03:21:56,960 --> 03:21:59,340
I fully concord.

4376
03:21:59,340 --> 03:21:59,960
I completely and fully concord.

4377
03:21:59,960 --> 03:22:05,040
I completely and fully concord.

4378
03:22:06,580 --> 03:22:08,040
With your statement.

4379
03:22:08,780 --> 03:22:11,100
But you need to put Lang on for wheeling.

4380
03:22:12,460 --> 03:22:13,800
I'm fecking doing it now, man.

4381
03:22:14,380 --> 03:22:18,480
What we'll do is we'll swipe left on McGoldrick over there.

4382
03:22:19,440 --> 03:22:22,200
And fucking swipe left on him there as well.

4383
03:22:22,320 --> 03:22:23,600
Move him into this mix up.

4384
03:22:24,260 --> 03:22:26,580
The two boys there close enough to each other.

4385
03:22:26,700 --> 03:22:27,620
Thick as thieves.

4386
03:22:28,960 --> 03:22:29,200
Yeah.

4387
03:22:30,140 --> 03:22:30,880
That's that's great.

4388
03:22:30,980 --> 03:22:31,660
That's a great job.

4389
03:22:32,520 --> 03:22:35,960
Maybe stick McLean a little bit meaner out on the mean wing.

4390
03:22:37,280 --> 03:22:37,620
Yeah.

4391
03:22:37,680 --> 03:22:39,040
He's mean out that way, isn't he?

4392
03:22:39,580 --> 03:22:40,060
He's mean.

4393
03:22:40,120 --> 03:22:41,000
He's mean out anyways.

4394
03:22:42,540 --> 03:22:43,060
He's a mean.

4395
03:22:43,220 --> 03:22:44,480
He can be a mean bit of work.

4396
03:22:45,380 --> 03:22:46,800
But you love to see it, Tom.

4397
03:22:47,380 --> 03:22:47,540
Yeah.

4398
03:22:47,840 --> 03:22:48,740
Can love to see it.

4399
03:22:49,400 --> 03:22:51,020
And did you see the self-censor in there?

4400
03:22:51,860 --> 03:22:53,760
I heard it was very, very good.

4401
03:22:53,760 --> 03:22:55,220
That's it.

4402
03:22:55,280 --> 03:22:57,380
That's the bit of stuff that we need now to be doing.

4403
03:22:57,460 --> 03:23:00,600
If we want the BBC's and we want the Sky Sports to be calling.

4404
03:23:02,700 --> 03:23:03,140
RTE's.

4405
03:23:03,640 --> 03:23:04,020
RTE's.

4406
03:23:04,080 --> 03:23:06,500
If we want them and if we want the.

4407
03:23:08,280 --> 03:23:09,340
You know, the other ones.

4408
03:23:09,980 --> 03:23:11,560
Not Virgin Medias.

4409
03:23:12,880 --> 03:23:13,120
Yeah.

4410
03:23:13,200 --> 03:23:13,920
Even them, Tom.

4411
03:23:14,320 --> 03:23:15,460
We want them to be calling.

4412
03:23:17,140 --> 03:23:17,880
Whatever, man.

4413
03:23:17,880 --> 03:23:20,520
As long as there's football on and there's pines a-flowing.

4414
03:23:21,500 --> 03:23:21,920
I'm game.

4415
03:23:23,200 --> 03:23:23,560
Game.

4416
03:23:24,240 --> 03:23:24,500
Set.

4417
03:23:24,860 --> 03:23:25,420
And match.

4418
03:23:26,640 --> 03:23:31,320
Maybe we'll just, before we go, swap off Hendrik because he's out of steam.

4419
03:23:32,140 --> 03:23:35,160
And stick on the artful Dodger, Harry Arthur.

4420
03:23:36,600 --> 03:23:39,180
Maybe he can lay down a bit of damage work in midfield.

4421
03:23:41,640 --> 03:23:42,420
Here we go.

4422
03:23:42,420 --> 03:23:42,440
Here we go.

4423
03:23:42,900 --> 03:23:43,500
This is it.

4424
03:23:43,600 --> 03:23:45,180
The Balloon Boy World Cup.

4425
03:23:47,500 --> 03:23:50,720
Otherwise known as the European Championships 2020.

4426
03:23:51,360 --> 03:23:52,400
Cancelled by COVID.

4427
03:23:53,520 --> 03:23:54,820
Brought back from the dead.

4428
03:23:56,100 --> 03:23:57,780
By Francis Higgins Media.

4429
03:23:57,780 --> 03:23:58,460
Oh, fuck.

4430
03:23:58,840 --> 03:23:59,180
No.

4431
03:23:59,480 --> 03:24:00,060
No, man.

4432
03:24:00,680 --> 03:24:01,340
Jesus Christ, man.

4433
03:24:01,400 --> 03:24:03,360
Could have been an absolute ball breaker there.

4434
03:24:05,140 --> 03:24:08,060
It was a great bit of scrappage play.

4435
03:24:08,860 --> 03:24:09,600
From the French.

4436
03:24:09,600 --> 03:24:11,260
And we're lucky that they're so scrappy.

4437
03:24:11,720 --> 03:24:12,920
Because that ball would have been in the net.

4438
03:24:13,220 --> 03:24:14,580
It's still not safe here.

4439
03:24:15,300 --> 03:24:16,560
It's still not safe.

4440
03:24:18,420 --> 03:24:18,940
Houraghan.

4441
03:24:19,180 --> 03:24:20,060
He's out of steam.

4442
03:24:20,340 --> 03:24:21,300
He's got nothing left.

4443
03:24:21,880 --> 03:24:22,220
Keough.

4444
03:24:23,220 --> 03:24:24,540
Stephens has got nothing left.

4445
03:24:25,600 --> 03:24:27,200
McLean can't even run anymore.

4446
03:24:27,920 --> 03:24:28,700
McGoldrick now.

4447
03:24:29,100 --> 03:24:31,140
Gets the ball into the middle of the area.

4448
03:24:31,240 --> 03:24:32,060
Trying to find Lang.

4449
03:24:32,100 --> 03:24:32,940
And it's Langaldo.

4450
03:24:33,380 --> 03:24:33,920
Langaldo.

4451
03:24:34,780 --> 03:24:35,580
Langaldo.

4452
03:24:35,580 --> 03:24:35,780
Langaldo.

4453
03:24:39,380 --> 03:24:41,760
Just goes wide of the post.

4454
03:24:44,140 --> 03:24:45,540
And what can you say?

4455
03:24:46,740 --> 03:24:47,580
Other than you can't.

4456
03:24:49,540 --> 03:24:50,680
Falt the man for trying.

4457
03:24:50,680 --> 03:24:55,940
Probably the most dangerous strike we've seen this far in the match, you know?

4458
03:24:57,420 --> 03:24:58,960
Anything that doesn't hit Maurice.

4459
03:25:01,120 --> 03:25:02,320
Is a winner in my eyes.

4460
03:25:02,860 --> 03:25:03,900
Even if it misses, Tom.

4461
03:25:04,240 --> 03:25:05,060
Even if it misses.

4462
03:25:07,580 --> 03:25:07,980
Ireland.

4463
03:25:08,160 --> 03:25:10,820
Try to get the breaking ball and do something magical with it.

4464
03:25:10,840 --> 03:25:13,060
Like a bunch of magicians dressed in green.

4465
03:25:13,180 --> 03:25:15,120
Instead of the traditional magician garb.

4466
03:25:15,640 --> 03:25:16,560
Oh, look at this.

4467
03:25:17,060 --> 03:25:18,000
McGoldrick's got a wand.

4468
03:25:18,000 --> 03:25:21,440
Ref, come on.

4469
03:25:21,500 --> 03:25:23,180
The goalkeeper fucking tripped him up, man.

4470
03:25:23,520 --> 03:25:23,820
Francis.

4471
03:25:24,520 --> 03:25:24,880
Impartiality.

4472
03:25:25,020 --> 03:25:25,380
Please.

4473
03:25:26,760 --> 03:25:27,320
Should have even.

4474
03:25:27,480 --> 03:25:28,520
Should have played for it, even.

4475
03:25:29,120 --> 03:25:30,280
Didn't even play for it, like.

4476
03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:32,780
You don't want lads on the team.

4477
03:25:32,820 --> 03:25:33,560
We're just going to cheat.

4478
03:25:33,820 --> 03:25:34,620
It's not cheating, man.

4479
03:25:34,660 --> 03:25:35,860
If you're winning the match.

4480
03:25:36,600 --> 03:25:38,540
And let's look at that now.

4481
03:25:39,240 --> 03:25:41,240
Nil-nil at the end of full time.

4482
03:25:41,860 --> 03:25:43,720
Should have kept the subs on the bench, maybe.

4483
03:25:43,720 --> 03:25:46,240
But we won't quibble about that now.

4484
03:25:47,120 --> 03:25:47,880
Steel, mate.

4485
03:25:47,960 --> 03:25:49,160
At the end of 90 minutes.

4486
03:25:49,720 --> 03:25:50,940
A place in the world.

4487
03:25:51,040 --> 03:25:52,360
In the European Cup final.

4488
03:25:52,860 --> 03:25:53,800
Is at stake here.

4489
03:25:59,800 --> 03:26:00,640
Extra time.

4490
03:26:01,500 --> 03:26:02,580
It's not looking good here.

4491
03:26:02,660 --> 03:26:03,520
We don't want.

4492
03:26:04,460 --> 03:26:05,880
To be out of this tournament.

4493
03:26:06,120 --> 03:26:06,640
Fuck, schlug.

4494
03:26:06,720 --> 03:26:07,560
Thank you very much.

4495
03:26:07,680 --> 03:26:08,300
Fuck, schlug.

4496
03:26:08,380 --> 03:26:08,640
For your.

4497
03:26:09,640 --> 03:26:11,400
Very, very kind hearted tip.

4498
03:26:11,400 --> 03:26:14,000
Look.

4499
03:26:14,080 --> 03:26:15,880
We don't want to be going home.

4500
03:26:16,200 --> 03:26:17,220
Tail between the legs.

4501
03:26:18,580 --> 03:26:19,400
Lad in hand.

4502
03:26:20,520 --> 03:26:21,820
Fucking Aladdin saying.

4503
03:26:22,820 --> 03:26:23,300
Saying.

4504
03:26:23,580 --> 03:26:24,420
We should have done better.

4505
03:26:24,820 --> 03:26:26,460
We need to use this time now.

4506
03:26:26,900 --> 03:26:27,380
This little.

4507
03:26:28,300 --> 03:26:29,340
Minute and a half.

4508
03:26:30,000 --> 03:26:31,180
To compose ourselves.

4509
03:26:31,400 --> 03:26:33,020
And get the act together.

4510
03:26:33,620 --> 03:26:34,640
Get the game.

4511
03:26:34,820 --> 03:26:36,160
Put to bed in the head.

4512
03:26:36,740 --> 03:26:37,620
Hob Nils.

4513
03:26:37,740 --> 03:26:38,580
Thank you very much.

4514
03:26:38,620 --> 03:26:39,160
Hob Nils.

4515
03:26:39,780 --> 03:26:41,820
Big, big, big thank you there.

4516
03:26:41,900 --> 03:26:42,660
To Hob Nils.

4517
03:26:44,800 --> 03:26:46,360
They haven't had the break of the ball.

4518
03:26:46,440 --> 03:26:46,660
Tommy.

4519
03:26:47,660 --> 03:26:48,520
We've had the ball.

4520
03:26:48,580 --> 03:26:49,280
We've had the bounce.

4521
03:26:49,400 --> 03:26:49,840
The break.

4522
03:26:49,960 --> 03:26:50,740
The whole nine yards.

4523
03:26:51,560 --> 03:26:52,840
But we haven't dispatched.

4524
03:26:53,020 --> 03:26:54,020
The little leather sack.

4525
03:26:54,380 --> 03:26:56,160
Into the back of the onion cracker.

4526
03:26:57,300 --> 03:26:58,200
And that was a.

4527
03:26:58,320 --> 03:26:59,300
A cracker jack.

4528
03:26:59,680 --> 03:27:00,200
Smack jack.

4529
03:27:01,180 --> 03:27:01,980
Against Loris.

4530
03:27:02,720 --> 03:27:03,580
You go Loris.

4531
03:27:04,260 --> 03:27:05,020
He can dance.

4532
03:27:05,220 --> 03:27:06,200
And he can move the arms.

4533
03:27:06,200 --> 03:27:10,280
Yes.

4534
03:27:10,480 --> 03:27:12,180
He certainly can.

4535
03:27:12,380 --> 03:27:13,180
Thank you very much.

4536
03:27:13,240 --> 03:27:14,140
To Hob Nils.

4537
03:27:14,900 --> 03:27:15,380
August.

4538
03:27:16,320 --> 03:27:17,400
Adam Rushder.

4539
03:27:17,620 --> 03:27:18,700
The Rushed Buster.

4540
03:27:19,280 --> 03:27:20,380
Thanks very much.

4541
03:27:20,380 --> 03:27:20,900
For the.

4542
03:27:20,900 --> 03:27:21,780
The balloon.

4543
03:27:23,660 --> 03:27:24,300
Balloons.

4544
03:27:24,480 --> 03:27:24,900
Tommy.

4545
03:27:26,260 --> 03:27:26,860
Balloons.

4546
03:27:28,040 --> 03:27:28,520
Indeed.

4547
03:27:28,640 --> 03:27:29,140
Balloons.

4548
03:27:29,460 --> 03:27:29,840
Indeed.

4549
03:27:30,220 --> 03:27:30,460
And.

4550
03:27:31,560 --> 03:27:32,280
It's a shame now.

4551
03:27:32,360 --> 03:27:33,320
With the COVID-19.

4552
03:27:33,420 --> 03:27:34,680
There's not a balloon in the sky.

4553
03:27:35,320 --> 03:27:35,980
Do you know what I mean?

4554
03:27:36,960 --> 03:27:38,180
Indeed I do Tommy.

4555
03:27:38,700 --> 03:27:39,100
Yes.

4556
03:27:39,260 --> 03:27:40,420
I certainly do.

4557
03:27:42,040 --> 03:27:42,360
Balloons.

4558
03:27:43,680 --> 03:27:44,080
Balloons.

4559
03:27:44,080 --> 03:27:44,120
Balloons.

4560
03:27:44,120 --> 03:28:05,800
Welcome back.

4561
03:28:05,900 --> 03:28:07,200
The ball has been kicked off.

4562
03:28:07,200 --> 03:28:09,480
For the fucking third part of the act.

4563
03:28:11,580 --> 03:28:12,020
Francis.

4564
03:28:13,120 --> 03:28:14,720
We're gonna get taken off air.

4565
03:28:16,400 --> 03:28:16,840
Yeah.

4566
03:28:16,920 --> 03:28:18,780
I was given out there about the swear of myself.

4567
03:28:18,920 --> 03:28:19,200
And I'm.

4568
03:28:19,360 --> 03:28:19,880
There I am.

4569
03:28:20,340 --> 03:28:21,760
I'm meant to be off the swearing for Lent.

4570
03:28:24,740 --> 03:28:25,640
How have you done?

4571
03:28:26,680 --> 03:28:27,400
I'm fucked.

4572
03:28:29,240 --> 03:28:29,680
Ireland.

4573
03:28:30,040 --> 03:28:30,940
Float the balloon.

4574
03:28:31,540 --> 03:28:32,240
Over to.

4575
03:28:32,660 --> 03:28:33,460
Jimmy McLean.

4576
03:28:33,560 --> 03:28:34,600
He's got the motor machine.

4577
03:28:34,720 --> 03:28:35,480
Do you know what I mean?

4578
03:28:35,720 --> 03:28:36,820
Sweeps the balloon forward.

4579
03:28:36,940 --> 03:28:38,160
To try and find McGoldrick.

4580
03:28:38,160 --> 03:28:39,540
He's been tracked by um titty.

4581
03:28:39,880 --> 03:28:40,820
Tracked by um titty.

4582
03:28:41,160 --> 03:28:41,640
Tracked by.

4583
03:28:41,760 --> 03:28:42,240
Tracked by.

4584
03:28:42,360 --> 03:28:43,100
Tracked by um titty.

4585
03:28:43,920 --> 03:28:44,280
Fekker.

4586
03:28:44,700 --> 03:28:45,600
He's a dirty Fekker.

4587
03:28:45,680 --> 03:28:47,640
He's trying to get Harry Arter jailed.

4588
03:28:47,700 --> 03:28:48,060
Ha ha.

4589
03:28:48,540 --> 03:28:49,140
And also.

4590
03:28:49,420 --> 03:28:50,920
Brady's doing a bit of Brady work.

4591
03:28:51,120 --> 03:28:52,120
He sends a balloon in.

4592
03:28:52,180 --> 03:28:53,100
But it's been blocked.

4593
03:28:53,580 --> 03:28:55,500
At point blank block range.

4594
03:28:55,780 --> 03:28:57,380
By the French block man.

4595
03:28:57,940 --> 03:28:59,280
Who's doing a bit of block work.

4596
03:28:59,340 --> 03:29:00,820
Down the back for the block boys.

4597
03:29:01,400 --> 03:29:02,700
But his block headed behavior.

4598
03:29:02,700 --> 03:29:03,960
Has left a block ball.

4599
03:29:04,160 --> 03:29:05,320
Which has fallen to Brady.

4600
03:29:05,680 --> 03:29:05,980
Brady.

4601
03:29:05,980 --> 03:29:08,020
Gives the balloon back to another lad.

4602
03:29:08,160 --> 03:29:08,780
Another lad.

4603
03:29:08,980 --> 03:29:09,820
Out to McLean.

4604
03:29:09,940 --> 03:29:12,400
He's got the spillage not under control.

4605
03:29:12,740 --> 03:29:14,720
The French have the kitchen roll.

4606
03:29:15,040 --> 03:29:16,980
Because it was all that was left on the shelves in Little.

4607
03:29:17,040 --> 03:29:18,220
There was no Jack's paper.

4608
03:29:18,620 --> 03:29:20,940
Just the big stuff for the kitchen boys.

4609
03:29:21,020 --> 03:29:21,700
As McLean.

4610
03:29:22,360 --> 03:29:23,380
Sends a cleaner.

4611
03:29:24,180 --> 03:29:26,880
Right past Larissa's face.

4612
03:29:28,640 --> 03:29:29,640
Unbelievable stuff.

4613
03:29:30,240 --> 03:29:31,140
They've come out fighting.

4614
03:29:32,100 --> 03:29:33,500
Fighting Irish fighting spirit.

4615
03:29:34,260 --> 03:29:35,200
What more do you want to see?

4616
03:29:35,900 --> 03:29:36,780
Goals Tommy.

4617
03:29:37,540 --> 03:29:39,080
Goals by the sack.

4618
03:29:39,080 --> 03:29:40,320
And by the pound.

4619
03:29:40,880 --> 03:29:41,820
As Ireland.

4620
03:29:42,080 --> 03:29:44,280
Try to pound their way to success now.

4621
03:29:44,360 --> 03:29:45,000
Down the wing.

4622
03:29:45,160 --> 03:29:46,860
With a couple of wing pounders.

4623
03:29:48,000 --> 03:29:48,600
Sheen Long.

4624
03:29:49,540 --> 03:29:50,380
Back now.

4625
03:29:51,480 --> 03:29:52,000
To Brady.

4626
03:29:52,440 --> 03:29:52,760
Brady.

4627
03:29:53,040 --> 03:29:53,840
Threw ball too long.

4628
03:29:53,900 --> 03:29:55,540
But it's too much on it from Brady.

4629
03:29:56,280 --> 03:29:57,160
And you gotta say.

4630
03:29:57,360 --> 03:29:58,820
You gotta say something.

4631
03:29:59,420 --> 03:30:00,140
That Brady.

4632
03:30:01,420 --> 03:30:02,860
Lost the run of himself there.

4633
03:30:03,540 --> 03:30:03,840
He did.

4634
03:30:03,920 --> 03:30:04,600
Ran out of steam.

4635
03:30:06,080 --> 03:30:07,580
And that's half time.

4636
03:30:07,720 --> 03:30:09,100
Of extra time blown.

4637
03:30:09,240 --> 03:30:10,860
The whistle blower himself.

4638
03:30:10,860 --> 03:30:12,480
Otherwise known as a ref.

4639
03:30:15,680 --> 03:30:16,800
Pips that whistle.

4640
03:30:17,380 --> 03:30:21,380
And it's just not looking like it's gonna happen in this half at all Tommy is it?

4641
03:30:22,680 --> 03:30:24,580
Unless we put on another sub now.

4642
03:30:25,700 --> 03:30:26,560
Maybe move.

4643
03:30:26,900 --> 03:30:27,900
Three lads up front.

4644
03:30:29,600 --> 03:30:31,640
It's looking like it might not happen.

4645
03:30:32,320 --> 03:30:34,640
Thank you very much radical feminists.

4646
03:30:34,800 --> 03:30:35,920
For your tip there.

4647
03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,940
A very very nice tip indeed.

4648
03:30:39,400 --> 03:30:40,500
Hopefully you're having great.

4649
03:30:40,740 --> 03:30:41,480
Great times.

4650
03:30:41,480 --> 03:30:43,720
Enjoying the isolation ball.

4651
03:30:45,560 --> 03:30:47,200
Very kind isn't it Francis?

4652
03:30:48,440 --> 03:30:49,800
I can't even begin Tommy.

4653
03:30:49,960 --> 03:30:50,900
Can't even begin.

4654
03:30:51,600 --> 03:30:52,940
It's what keeps you going.

4655
03:30:53,780 --> 03:30:55,080
It's what gives you hope.

4656
03:30:55,360 --> 03:30:55,840
Believe.

4657
03:30:57,440 --> 03:30:57,920
Stiff.

4658
03:30:57,920 --> 03:30:57,920
Stiff.

4659
03:30:57,920 --> 03:30:58,000
Stiff.

4660
03:30:59,040 --> 03:30:59,760
Stiff.

4661
03:31:01,120 --> 03:31:01,600
Stiff.

4662
03:31:03,420 --> 03:31:03,820
Stiff.

4663
03:31:06,820 --> 03:31:07,300
Stiff.

4664
03:31:08,300 --> 03:31:08,980
You know it Tommy.

4665
03:31:09,820 --> 03:31:10,320
You know it.

4666
03:31:10,740 --> 03:31:11,400
And it keeps.

4667
03:31:11,500 --> 03:31:12,740
It keeps the dream alive.

4668
03:31:13,100 --> 03:31:15,040
And I'm very very grateful for all of this.

4669
03:31:15,140 --> 03:31:15,380
Because.

4670
03:31:16,260 --> 03:31:19,260
never beyond my wildest dreams.

4671
03:31:19,360 --> 03:31:22,200
Would I be reading out the name of smelly porridge fart.

4672
03:31:22,480 --> 03:31:25,080
As a lovely glorious tip came in Tommy.

4673
03:31:27,220 --> 03:31:29,000
I never thought you'd be doing that either.

4674
03:31:29,000 --> 03:31:31,860
But here we are.

4675
03:31:32,040 --> 03:31:32,940
And it's glorious.

4676
03:31:33,380 --> 03:31:34,940
And thank you from the bottom.

4677
03:31:35,740 --> 03:31:36,700
Of our hearts.

4678
03:31:37,340 --> 03:31:41,080
Would I be right in including you in that double hearted gesture there Tom?

4679
03:31:42,080 --> 03:31:42,740
You would.

4680
03:31:43,880 --> 03:31:44,620
George Hamilton.

4681
03:31:44,760 --> 03:31:45,460
Thank you very much.

4682
03:31:46,720 --> 03:31:47,460
From the bottom of my.

4683
03:31:47,580 --> 03:31:48,580
From the bottom of my.

4684
03:31:48,640 --> 03:31:49,340
I love you all.

4685
03:31:49,400 --> 03:31:50,660
From the bottom of my pint.

4686
03:31:52,000 --> 03:31:52,780
All the best.

4687
03:31:53,480 --> 03:31:55,280
Now let's get this game put to bid.

4688
03:31:55,980 --> 03:31:56,940
Indeed Thomas.

4689
03:31:57,360 --> 03:31:57,760
Indeed.

4690
03:31:58,900 --> 03:32:00,000
What can we do here?

4691
03:32:00,100 --> 03:32:00,340
Can we.

4692
03:32:00,480 --> 03:32:00,840
Can we.

4693
03:32:01,720 --> 03:32:02,860
Throw Collins on.

4694
03:32:03,100 --> 03:32:04,180
Is that what we're going to do?

4695
03:32:04,500 --> 03:32:05,180
James Collins.

4696
03:32:06,500 --> 03:32:07,260
James Collins.

4697
03:32:07,420 --> 03:32:09,180
A lot of people saying the other day Maguire.

4698
03:32:10,180 --> 03:32:10,860
I reckon.

4699
03:32:11,560 --> 03:32:12,540
As a mark of.

4700
03:32:13,460 --> 03:32:13,820
Respect.

4701
03:32:14,240 --> 03:32:15,680
And a token of thank you.

4702
03:32:15,740 --> 03:32:16,180
And gratitude.

4703
03:32:16,800 --> 03:32:17,780
We should ask the chat.

4704
03:32:18,380 --> 03:32:21,400
And then we'll just go with whoever the chat says goes on up front.

4705
03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:22,920
And who goes off.

4706
03:32:23,680 --> 03:32:24,940
So do it in the format.

4707
03:32:25,440 --> 03:32:26,320
Of off first.

4708
03:32:26,720 --> 03:32:27,680
And on someone.

4709
03:32:28,800 --> 03:32:29,480
Please chat.

4710
03:32:29,580 --> 03:32:30,320
Thank you very much.

4711
03:32:30,840 --> 03:32:31,920
You heard the uncle.

4712
03:32:32,520 --> 03:32:34,680
He wants you to put the name of the player going off.

4713
03:32:34,840 --> 03:32:36,620
And then the name of the player going on.

4714
03:32:38,380 --> 03:32:39,680
The rest is up to you.

4715
03:32:39,760 --> 03:32:41,120
It's your chance to win the game.

4716
03:32:41,180 --> 03:32:41,700
For the country.

4717
03:32:42,200 --> 03:32:43,100
A clone named Gibson.

4718
03:32:43,100 --> 03:32:44,420
Thank you very much for that.

4719
03:32:44,500 --> 03:32:45,140
Very kind of you.

4720
03:32:45,240 --> 03:32:46,260
I hope you're doing well.

4721
03:32:46,300 --> 03:32:46,640
In these.

4722
03:32:47,180 --> 03:32:48,560
Tried and tested times.

4723
03:32:54,560 --> 03:32:55,000
McGoldrick.

4724
03:32:55,080 --> 03:32:55,680
For Collins.

4725
03:32:55,860 --> 03:32:57,080
Is long for Westwood.

4726
03:32:57,160 --> 03:32:57,500
I don't know.

4727
03:32:57,580 --> 03:32:58,620
We already had long.

4728
03:32:58,700 --> 03:32:59,220
Came on.

4729
03:32:59,400 --> 03:33:00,520
Feel the dream.

4730
03:33:01,520 --> 03:33:01,760
Carola.

4731
03:33:01,760 --> 03:33:02,700
Thank you very much.

4732
03:33:02,700 --> 03:33:02,980
Carola.

4733
03:33:02,980 --> 03:33:03,020
Thank you very much.

4734
03:33:03,020 --> 03:33:03,060
Carola.

4735
03:33:03,060 --> 03:33:04,120
It's very very kind of you.

4736
03:33:04,200 --> 03:33:05,280
And I hope you're doing well.

4737
03:33:09,540 --> 03:33:10,700
Brady for Maguire.

4738
03:33:12,140 --> 03:33:12,540
Brady.

4739
03:33:12,660 --> 03:33:14,900
A lot of people say Maguire for Brady.

4740
03:33:14,900 --> 03:33:15,140
Now.

4741
03:33:15,380 --> 03:33:16,100
It's too much.

4742
03:33:16,180 --> 03:33:18,940
There's more calls for Brady than there is for Jimmy Collins.

4743
03:33:21,260 --> 03:33:21,620
Sorry.

4744
03:33:21,740 --> 03:33:22,760
For Brady to go off.

4745
03:33:23,180 --> 03:33:23,840
For Maguire.

4746
03:33:23,980 --> 03:33:25,280
Than there are for McCollins.

4747
03:33:25,380 --> 03:33:25,960
From a Goldrick.

4748
03:33:26,240 --> 03:33:27,820
Maybe Collins from a Goldrick though.

4749
03:33:27,820 --> 03:33:28,060
Tom.

4750
03:33:28,060 --> 03:33:28,540
What do you think?

4751
03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:30,220
Well.

4752
03:33:30,320 --> 03:33:30,720
We said.

4753
03:33:30,840 --> 03:33:31,260
We said.

4754
03:33:31,320 --> 03:33:32,100
We'd stick to the chat.

4755
03:33:32,160 --> 03:33:33,160
So we're going to have to stick to it.

4756
03:33:33,240 --> 03:33:33,640
And also.

4757
03:33:33,940 --> 03:33:34,980
We have to say thank you.

4758
03:33:35,700 --> 03:33:35,860
To.

4759
03:33:36,000 --> 03:33:36,220
Uh.

4760
03:33:36,340 --> 03:33:36,780
Porridge.

4761
03:33:37,420 --> 03:33:37,860
Bottars.

4762
03:33:38,000 --> 03:33:38,640
Formula One.

4763
03:33:39,120 --> 03:33:39,800
For his tip there.

4764
03:33:40,020 --> 03:33:40,720
Thank you very much.

4765
03:33:40,780 --> 03:33:41,100
Porridge.

4766
03:33:41,440 --> 03:33:42,420
Feel the dream.

4767
03:33:42,680 --> 03:33:43,380
It's been done.

4768
03:33:44,920 --> 03:33:45,840
Maguire's going on.

4769
03:33:47,440 --> 03:33:48,260
Sean Kivlehan.

4770
03:33:50,120 --> 03:33:50,520
Big.

4771
03:33:50,580 --> 03:33:50,760
Big.

4772
03:33:50,840 --> 03:33:51,000
Big.

4773
03:33:51,060 --> 03:33:51,220
Big.

4774
03:33:51,260 --> 03:33:51,700
Thank you.

4775
03:33:52,340 --> 03:33:53,260
From everyone here.

4776
03:33:54,340 --> 03:33:55,500
At Isolation Ball.

4777
03:33:55,500 --> 03:34:01,280
I'd like to echo that sentiment Sean.

4778
03:34:01,680 --> 03:34:04,200
Please ask me what I do in winter when there's no isolation ball.

4779
03:34:04,240 --> 03:34:04,980
I'll tell you what I do.

4780
03:34:05,080 --> 03:34:05,900
I shut out the window.

4781
03:34:06,320 --> 03:34:07,440
And wait for spring.

4782
03:34:08,020 --> 03:34:09,500
What a lovely poetic.

4783
03:34:10,440 --> 03:34:11,640
Poetically put gesture.

4784
03:34:11,920 --> 03:34:13,300
And pithy.

4785
03:34:13,800 --> 03:34:15,620
Remark to be bestowed upon the stream.

4786
03:34:16,580 --> 03:34:16,800
So.

4787
03:34:16,960 --> 03:34:17,600
Very pithy.

4788
03:34:19,460 --> 03:34:21,100
It actually made me pith myself.

4789
03:34:22,260 --> 03:34:24,040
But you haven't got a lisp Tommy.

4790
03:34:24,200 --> 03:34:24,380
Huh?

4791
03:34:24,380 --> 03:34:27,940
Some man for one man.

4792
03:34:28,740 --> 03:34:29,980
You're some man for one man Sean.

4793
03:34:30,040 --> 03:34:30,760
Thank you very much.

4794
03:34:30,980 --> 03:34:32,060
Feel the dream.

4795
03:34:32,300 --> 03:34:33,160
Slarking as well.

4796
03:34:33,260 --> 03:34:35,320
Thanks very much for the slarky little slark there.

4797
03:34:35,720 --> 03:34:37,200
And let's get this slark underway now.

4798
03:34:37,260 --> 03:34:38,660
We've got the second slark of the game.

4799
03:34:38,800 --> 03:34:40,440
Can Ireland slark it to the opponents?

4800
03:34:40,620 --> 03:34:43,920
And stick a bit of slark in the back of their slarky sacks.

4801
03:34:44,400 --> 03:34:44,880
Or sacks.

4802
03:34:44,940 --> 03:34:45,580
There's only one of them.

4803
03:34:46,020 --> 03:34:48,220
As long now as chasing dreams.

4804
03:34:48,340 --> 03:34:50,860
But he's dispossessed by a nightmare man wearing blue.

4805
03:34:51,140 --> 03:34:51,580
That guy?

4806
03:34:51,760 --> 03:34:52,340
A Frenchman.

4807
03:34:52,460 --> 03:34:53,120
Playing for France.

4808
03:34:53,120 --> 03:34:54,920
He's managed to loft the ball to Mbappe.

4809
03:34:55,040 --> 03:34:56,320
Who's got a creamy little name.

4810
03:34:57,520 --> 03:34:58,780
Sounds like an ice cream.

4811
03:34:59,000 --> 03:34:59,520
An Mbappe.

4812
03:34:59,860 --> 03:35:00,320
A frappe.

4813
03:35:00,680 --> 03:35:01,960
Some kind of coffee or drink.

4814
03:35:02,740 --> 03:35:03,160
Whatever.

4815
03:35:04,020 --> 03:35:05,460
Whatever about his name.

4816
03:35:06,840 --> 03:35:08,300
He does his talking with his feet.

4817
03:35:08,680 --> 03:35:09,440
Imagine that.

4818
03:35:09,900 --> 03:35:10,960
Feet with mouths.

4819
03:35:11,960 --> 03:35:12,800
Frightening stuff.

4820
03:35:12,800 --> 03:35:12,800
Frightening stuff.

4821
03:35:13,620 --> 03:35:14,580
David Lynchian.

4822
03:35:14,800 --> 03:35:16,860
In it's concept I'd imagine.

4823
03:35:17,360 --> 03:35:18,660
Don't be flattering yourself.

4824
03:35:19,700 --> 03:35:20,220
Look at this.

4825
03:35:20,280 --> 03:35:20,800
McGoldrick.

4826
03:35:21,000 --> 03:35:21,780
He's found Long.

4827
03:35:22,780 --> 03:35:23,180
Long.

4828
03:35:23,580 --> 03:35:24,800
Beaten away from the ball.

4829
03:35:25,800 --> 03:35:27,780
Surely could have claimed a foul there.

4830
03:35:30,360 --> 03:35:34,320
France have managed to mop up the gravy with their bread.

4831
03:35:34,760 --> 03:35:38,080
Freshly baked this morning in their boulangerie.

4832
03:35:38,700 --> 03:35:39,860
They love the shtick bread.

4833
03:35:39,940 --> 03:35:40,300
Don't they?

4834
03:35:40,420 --> 03:35:41,780
They love a shtick of bread.

4835
03:35:41,860 --> 03:35:42,260
The French.

4836
03:35:42,640 --> 03:35:44,520
But they're going to get a fucking ball in the shtick.

4837
03:35:44,580 --> 03:35:46,300
Right now.

4838
03:35:46,600 --> 03:35:49,460
And it's just taken away from the boys in green.

4839
03:35:49,540 --> 03:35:50,420
At the last moment.

4840
03:35:50,420 --> 03:35:52,280
When you think they're about to pull the trigger.

4841
03:35:52,360 --> 03:35:53,380
And dispatch the enemy.

4842
03:35:54,660 --> 03:35:55,280
And look at this.

4843
03:35:55,340 --> 03:35:57,080
Now they're building up momentum again on the wing.

4844
03:35:57,160 --> 03:35:59,400
It's that man Maguire we brought on at the behesh to the chat.

4845
03:35:59,660 --> 03:36:01,060
And they're looking for it again.

4846
03:36:01,140 --> 03:36:01,440
Maguire.

4847
03:36:01,560 --> 03:36:01,900
Maguire.

4848
03:36:02,020 --> 03:36:02,920
Give it back to Maguire.

4849
03:36:03,240 --> 03:36:03,600
Maguire.

4850
03:36:03,800 --> 03:36:04,700
Will he have a pop crack?

4851
03:36:04,820 --> 03:36:04,980
No.

4852
03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:06,080
But he's giving a nice little pass.

4853
03:36:06,300 --> 03:36:06,680
One two.

4854
03:36:06,840 --> 03:36:07,220
The shimmy.

4855
03:36:07,400 --> 03:36:07,840
The uniflu.

4856
03:36:08,020 --> 03:36:08,580
The back heel.

4857
03:36:08,580 --> 03:36:09,660
And it's an own goal.

4858
03:36:09,800 --> 03:36:10,300
Appeal.

4859
03:36:10,780 --> 03:36:12,440
Saved by Hugo Lloris.

4860
03:36:12,760 --> 03:36:13,180
Hands.

4861
03:36:14,020 --> 03:36:15,420
With gorilla glue.

4862
03:36:16,300 --> 03:36:16,560
Yep.

4863
03:36:17,760 --> 03:36:19,100
We on the gorilla glue yourself.

4864
03:36:20,660 --> 03:36:20,920
No.

4865
03:36:21,100 --> 03:36:21,880
I've heard it's.

4866
03:36:23,140 --> 03:36:23,920
Too strong.

4867
03:36:24,000 --> 03:36:24,560
Even stronger than.

4868
03:36:24,580 --> 03:36:24,980
Super glue.

4869
03:36:25,240 --> 03:36:25,980
Look at this now.

4870
03:36:26,200 --> 03:36:26,940
A bit of fucking.

4871
03:36:27,320 --> 03:36:28,680
Jiggery pokery is what is needed.

4872
03:36:29,620 --> 03:36:31,000
But it's a blank ball.

4873
03:36:31,180 --> 03:36:32,060
Don't give enough side.

4874
03:36:32,420 --> 03:36:32,800
McGoldrick.

4875
03:36:33,160 --> 03:36:34,240
First time from long.

4876
03:36:34,880 --> 03:36:36,520
Blank ball against the goalies.

4877
03:36:36,600 --> 03:36:36,940
Blank.

4878
03:36:37,220 --> 03:36:37,700
McGoldrick.

4879
03:36:37,900 --> 03:36:38,460
Heads it back.

4880
03:36:38,760 --> 03:36:40,440
Still an Irish chance here.

4881
03:36:42,040 --> 03:36:42,560
Oh.

4882
03:36:43,640 --> 03:36:45,840
The French just have too much.

4883
03:36:46,200 --> 03:36:48,100
Too much in their vowel for it.

4884
03:36:51,460 --> 03:36:51,940
Francis.

4885
03:36:52,940 --> 03:36:53,180
Yeah.

4886
03:36:54,000 --> 03:36:54,660
You can't.

4887
03:36:54,660 --> 03:36:54,680
You can't.

4888
03:36:55,800 --> 03:36:56,340
Change.

4889
03:36:56,660 --> 03:36:57,480
And try and be like.

4890
03:36:57,900 --> 03:36:58,480
An American.

4891
03:36:59,140 --> 03:36:59,860
That's not gonna.

4892
03:37:00,060 --> 03:37:01,280
People will see through that.

4893
03:37:02,640 --> 03:37:03,520
I don't know.

4894
03:37:03,680 --> 03:37:04,660
Where it came out of it.

4895
03:37:04,700 --> 03:37:04,900
Just.

4896
03:37:05,020 --> 03:37:05,780
It's just the way.

4897
03:37:05,940 --> 03:37:06,180
I got.

4898
03:37:06,460 --> 03:37:07,340
Carried away with the.

4899
03:37:08,620 --> 03:37:09,060
Tempestuous.

4900
03:37:09,940 --> 03:37:11,000
Tempo of the game.

4901
03:37:11,740 --> 03:37:12,760
The porridge is gone.

4902
03:37:13,260 --> 03:37:14,140
The chips are down.

4903
03:37:14,600 --> 03:37:15,600
And it goes to pens.

4904
03:37:15,600 --> 03:37:15,720
And it goes to pens.

4905
03:37:15,720 --> 03:37:17,640
In the European cup.

4906
03:37:17,760 --> 03:37:18,480
Semi-final.

4907
03:37:18,800 --> 03:37:20,540
Against the French lads.

4908
03:37:21,280 --> 03:37:21,860
Packy Bonner.

4909
03:37:21,940 --> 03:37:22,660
Thank you very much.

4910
03:37:22,720 --> 03:37:23,380
Packy Bonner.

4911
03:37:24,120 --> 03:37:25,700
Big shout out to Packy Bonner.

4912
03:37:27,900 --> 03:37:28,860
Where was I.

4913
03:37:28,860 --> 03:37:29,000
Yeah.

4914
03:37:29,060 --> 03:37:29,960
When you put these.

4915
03:37:30,020 --> 03:37:30,420
These.

4916
03:37:30,520 --> 03:37:31,660
These French lads to bed.

4917
03:37:32,160 --> 03:37:33,120
And you stick the.

4918
03:37:33,840 --> 03:37:34,320
The.

4919
03:37:34,420 --> 03:37:34,980
The baguettes.

4920
03:37:35,100 --> 03:37:35,880
Back in the press.

4921
03:37:36,000 --> 03:37:36,520
For the morning.

4922
03:37:37,580 --> 03:37:37,840
Yep.

4923
03:37:38,180 --> 03:37:38,860
I'm still with you.

4924
03:37:40,160 --> 03:37:41,100
When you do that.

4925
03:37:41,200 --> 03:37:41,740
So handily.

4926
03:37:41,840 --> 03:37:42,460
The day before.

4927
03:37:42,620 --> 03:37:43,860
And then it just goes to pens.

4928
03:37:43,860 --> 03:37:44,340
Like this.

4929
03:37:44,400 --> 03:37:45,580
And it's all on the edge.

4930
03:37:45,680 --> 03:37:46,900
It's all of the edge of a needle.

4931
03:37:47,540 --> 03:37:48,980
Or the edge of a hinge.

4932
03:37:49,320 --> 03:37:49,620
Yep.

4933
03:37:51,500 --> 03:37:51,940
Stonehenge.

4934
03:37:52,920 --> 03:37:53,320
Yeah.

4935
03:37:53,340 --> 03:37:54,660
Or even a portal dolman.

4936
03:37:55,580 --> 03:37:56,660
When you've managed to.

4937
03:37:57,400 --> 03:37:58,320
Whip up a little.

4938
03:37:58,420 --> 03:38:00,180
A tasty little portal dolman.

4939
03:38:01,260 --> 03:38:01,980
Back in your.

4940
03:38:02,500 --> 03:38:03,660
Mesolithic dreamscape.

4941
03:38:03,780 --> 03:38:04,280
That you had.

4942
03:38:05,000 --> 03:38:05,280
Yep.

4943
03:38:06,540 --> 03:38:08,560
You just want to be able to see a dolman.

4944
03:38:08,560 --> 03:38:09,160
On the pitch.

4945
03:38:09,920 --> 03:38:11,180
The second night it happens.

4946
03:38:11,300 --> 03:38:11,980
Do you know what I'm saying?

4947
03:38:13,060 --> 03:38:13,780
One hundred and.

4948
03:38:14,020 --> 03:38:14,840
Ten percent.

4949
03:38:14,940 --> 03:38:15,580
Agree with ya.

4950
03:38:18,220 --> 03:38:19,260
Feel the dream.

4951
03:38:19,320 --> 03:38:20,460
One hundred and ten percent.

4952
03:38:20,540 --> 03:38:20,920
Agree with ya.

4953
03:38:21,020 --> 03:38:21,500
And Adam.

4954
03:38:21,660 --> 03:38:22,480
Adam Rushter.

4955
03:38:22,560 --> 03:38:23,240
Thank you very much.

4956
03:38:23,340 --> 03:38:24,100
The Rusht Buster.

4957
03:38:25,660 --> 03:38:26,760
Really really kind of you.

4958
03:38:26,820 --> 03:38:27,280
I hope you're.

4959
03:38:27,360 --> 03:38:28,600
I hope you're getting on well.

4960
03:38:30,780 --> 03:38:31,580
Thanks Steph.

4961
03:38:31,940 --> 03:38:32,520
Thanks Steph.

4962
03:38:34,320 --> 03:38:35,560
And everybody out there.

4963
03:38:36,520 --> 03:38:36,920
Right.

4964
03:38:37,400 --> 03:38:38,820
We get this over and done with.

4965
03:38:39,680 --> 03:38:41,100
We're either going home.

4966
03:38:42,520 --> 03:38:44,820
Or we're gonna super seduce our way into the final.

4967
03:38:45,340 --> 03:38:46,640
Courtesy of Superducer.

4968
03:38:46,840 --> 03:38:48,440
With a lovely lovely tip there.

4969
03:38:48,520 --> 03:38:49,320
Thank you very much.

4970
03:38:49,960 --> 03:38:52,440
Can Tommy congratulate Danny and Shannon.

4971
03:38:52,700 --> 03:38:54,220
Who recently got married.

4972
03:38:54,740 --> 03:38:55,320
I can.

4973
03:38:56,020 --> 03:38:56,680
And I will.

4974
03:38:57,680 --> 03:38:59,260
Congratulations Danny and Shannon.

4975
03:38:59,540 --> 03:39:00,980
On your recent marriage.

4976
03:39:02,580 --> 03:39:03,380
Be sure to look let's.

4977
03:39:04,660 --> 03:39:05,660
Be sure to look with the.

4978
03:39:05,740 --> 03:39:06,280
The life.

4979
03:39:06,620 --> 03:39:08,300
The racialized together in each of us.

4980
03:39:09,540 --> 03:39:10,060
Embrace.

4981
03:39:11,420 --> 03:39:12,360
Warming embrace.

4982
03:39:12,980 --> 03:39:13,840
You would hope.

4983
03:39:14,060 --> 03:39:15,080
It is warm.

4984
03:39:15,980 --> 03:39:16,240
Yep.

4985
03:39:16,420 --> 03:39:18,160
You don't want to tip it embrace.

4986
03:39:18,580 --> 03:39:19,740
After you've just got married.

4987
03:39:20,620 --> 03:39:21,360
You do not.

4988
03:39:22,740 --> 03:39:23,840
You do not.

4989
03:39:23,960 --> 03:39:24,960
You want it to be warm.

4990
03:39:25,420 --> 03:39:27,520
Best look at the embracing.

4991
03:39:28,800 --> 03:39:29,600
Fingers crossed.

4992
03:39:30,220 --> 03:39:31,260
The embracing will be.

4993
03:39:32,380 --> 03:39:32,900
Completely.

4994
03:39:34,640 --> 03:39:35,620
Completely warm.

4995
03:39:36,620 --> 03:39:36,800
Yep.

4996
03:39:37,560 --> 03:39:37,800
And.

4997
03:39:38,920 --> 03:39:40,540
If you're doing a bit of embracing.

4998
03:39:41,940 --> 03:39:43,340
You're doing a bit of embracing.

4999
03:39:44,880 --> 03:39:45,660
Enjoy it.

5000
03:39:46,580 --> 03:39:47,140
Enjoy it.

5001
03:39:48,780 --> 03:39:49,500
Because it's.

5002
03:39:49,920 --> 03:39:50,600
There's no.

5003
03:39:50,760 --> 03:39:52,460
You're not doing it for any other reason.

5004
03:39:53,060 --> 03:39:53,880
And remember it's.

5005
03:39:54,580 --> 03:39:56,440
A relationship is give and take.

5006
03:39:56,660 --> 03:39:57,320
Danny and Shannon.

5007
03:39:57,640 --> 03:39:58,220
Give and take.

5008
03:39:59,080 --> 03:39:59,900
It's a compromise.

5009
03:40:02,160 --> 03:40:04,280
It's not always going to be a rose garden.

5010
03:40:06,360 --> 03:40:07,940
But you gotta be there for each other.

5011
03:40:08,000 --> 03:40:08,840
When the thorns start.

5012
03:40:09,220 --> 03:40:10,200
Fucking getting prickly.

5013
03:40:10,320 --> 03:40:10,480
You know.

5014
03:40:11,460 --> 03:40:12,300
What an absolutely.

5015
03:40:12,620 --> 03:40:13,800
Beautiful sentiment there.

5016
03:40:13,900 --> 03:40:14,700
From Tommy Schlug.

5017
03:40:15,760 --> 03:40:16,240
Thorny.

5018
03:40:16,660 --> 03:40:17,480
In its nature.

5019
03:40:18,440 --> 03:40:20,060
But remarkably poignant.

5020
03:40:20,180 --> 03:40:20,560
And again.

5021
03:40:20,680 --> 03:40:21,060
Pithy.

5022
03:40:22,020 --> 03:40:22,480
In its.

5023
03:40:23,240 --> 03:40:23,680
Context.

5024
03:40:23,780 --> 03:40:24,220
And delivery.

5025
03:40:24,420 --> 03:40:25,600
Let's get on with this anyway.

5026
03:40:25,700 --> 03:40:26,340
It's the absolute.

5027
03:40:26,920 --> 03:40:27,400
Chaotic.

5028
03:40:30,360 --> 03:40:30,840
Semi-final.

5029
03:40:32,240 --> 03:40:33,200
Second half.

5030
03:40:34,560 --> 03:40:35,520
Extra time.

5031
03:40:35,520 --> 03:40:37,380
Full time.

5032
03:40:37,880 --> 03:40:38,900
Penalty scenario.

5033
03:40:39,040 --> 03:40:39,480
Shoot out.

5034
03:40:40,240 --> 03:40:42,120
I hope you've got your shooting boots on.

5035
03:40:43,320 --> 03:40:45,400
Because it's about to get a little bit shooty.

5036
03:40:52,280 --> 03:40:53,580
Big shout out to Connor.

5037
03:40:53,800 --> 03:40:54,960
Stop drinking there.

5038
03:40:55,040 --> 03:40:55,280
Connor.

5039
03:40:55,380 --> 03:40:55,900
Stop drinking.

5040
03:40:55,900 --> 03:40:56,000
Connor.

5041
03:40:59,620 --> 03:41:01,140
For your glorious tip.

5042
03:41:01,480 --> 03:41:01,700
Now.

5043
03:41:01,920 --> 03:41:03,480
Who are we going to lash on here?

5044
03:41:03,600 --> 03:41:04,700
Feel the dream.

5045
03:41:04,700 --> 03:41:06,860
Keith Fahey.

5046
03:41:06,940 --> 03:41:07,320
A legend.

5047
03:41:07,480 --> 03:41:08,360
Thank you very much.

5048
03:41:10,160 --> 03:41:11,000
Play wagon wheel.

5049
03:41:11,080 --> 03:41:11,500
You're saying.

5050
03:41:11,820 --> 03:41:13,880
This is not a time or a place for wagon wheel.

5051
03:41:13,960 --> 03:41:14,220
Keith.

5052
03:41:14,600 --> 03:41:16,720
I appreciate that tip that you gave me.

5053
03:41:17,100 --> 03:41:19,120
But it's not a fucking jukebox.

5054
03:41:19,240 --> 03:41:20,220
It's the world cup.

5055
03:41:20,280 --> 03:41:20,980
Semi-final.

5056
03:41:23,480 --> 03:41:24,440
European cup.

5057
03:41:24,500 --> 03:41:24,760
Francis.

5058
03:41:25,380 --> 03:41:26,500
European cup.

5059
03:41:26,500 --> 03:41:27,060
European cup.

5060
03:41:27,160 --> 03:41:27,440
Keith.

5061
03:41:29,020 --> 03:41:30,060
European cup.

5062
03:41:30,140 --> 03:41:30,400
Keith.

5063
03:41:31,000 --> 03:41:31,600
Cup Keith.

5064
03:41:32,040 --> 03:41:33,320
We're not playing cup Keith.

5065
03:41:33,760 --> 03:41:34,780
We're playing cup.

5066
03:41:34,900 --> 03:41:36,100
We're playing keeps for the cup.

5067
03:41:37,060 --> 03:41:38,260
Indeed we is.

5068
03:41:39,960 --> 03:41:40,440
Now.

5069
03:41:41,260 --> 03:41:43,280
Who's going to blast this ball into space?

5070
03:41:48,540 --> 03:41:49,520
Thank you very much.

5071
03:41:49,580 --> 03:41:50,160
Keith Fahey.

5072
03:41:51,600 --> 03:41:52,560
Very very kind.

5073
03:41:52,600 --> 03:41:52,940
Yes sir.

5074
03:41:55,060 --> 03:41:56,100
Just go with those.

5075
03:41:56,260 --> 03:41:57,100
Go with that setup.

5076
03:41:59,400 --> 03:41:59,800
Okay.

5077
03:42:00,280 --> 03:42:01,040
This is it.

5078
03:42:01,860 --> 03:42:03,040
A nation holds its breath.

5079
03:42:03,820 --> 03:42:04,880
A group of warriors.

5080
03:42:05,120 --> 03:42:06,360
Hold each other's shoulders.

5081
03:42:08,420 --> 03:42:09,120
Their teammates.

5082
03:42:09,560 --> 03:42:10,780
They want to see each other do well.

5083
03:42:11,920 --> 03:42:12,600
Kylian Mbappe.

5084
03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:13,860
The man.

5085
03:42:14,360 --> 03:42:15,300
With the bullet boots.

5086
03:42:16,380 --> 03:42:17,860
Is about to step up.

5087
03:42:18,980 --> 03:42:19,300
Mbappe.

5088
03:42:20,300 --> 03:42:21,140
Winds it up.

5089
03:42:22,540 --> 03:42:23,960
And sends it home.

5090
03:42:24,200 --> 03:42:24,940
It's saved.

5091
03:42:26,000 --> 03:42:26,960
By Rudolph.

5092
03:42:27,060 --> 03:42:27,520
The red.

5093
03:42:27,640 --> 03:42:28,400
Hand defender.

5094
03:42:29,440 --> 03:42:29,840
Nothing.

5095
03:42:30,280 --> 03:42:31,880
No associations with any loyalists.

5096
03:42:31,940 --> 03:42:32,620
Or paramilitaries.

5097
03:42:32,840 --> 03:42:33,040
Nope.

5098
03:42:33,120 --> 03:42:33,480
He's a red.

5099
03:42:33,540 --> 03:42:34,160
He's a goalkeeper.

5100
03:42:34,300 --> 03:42:35,020
And we're saying Rudolph.

5101
03:42:35,100 --> 03:42:35,660
The red nose reindeer.

5102
03:42:35,820 --> 03:42:36,840
But he's a defender as well.

5103
03:42:36,880 --> 03:42:37,800
Because he's stopping the balls.

5104
03:42:38,500 --> 03:42:39,260
It's not a.

5105
03:42:39,380 --> 03:42:41,060
No links to any Johnny Adair.

5106
03:42:41,140 --> 03:42:42,120
Or any of that kind of stuff.

5107
03:42:43,360 --> 03:42:43,800
Now.

5108
03:42:44,000 --> 03:42:44,620
Let's see.

5109
03:42:44,740 --> 03:42:45,720
What is going on here.

5110
03:42:47,260 --> 03:42:48,680
Up steps my Goldrick.

5111
03:42:50,920 --> 03:42:51,720
Winds it up.

5112
03:42:54,660 --> 03:42:55,980
And sends it back.

5113
03:42:56,440 --> 03:42:57,420
Into the sack.

5114
03:42:57,700 --> 03:42:58,840
It's my Goldrick.

5115
03:42:59,520 --> 03:43:01,400
And it would make you sick.

5116
03:43:02,020 --> 03:43:03,540
If you were a French man.

5117
03:43:04,260 --> 03:43:04,480
Ha.

5118
03:43:04,620 --> 03:43:05,740
Look at Lurice there.

5119
03:43:05,960 --> 03:43:08,700
Can't even stand to look at what's about to unfold.

5120
03:43:09,240 --> 03:43:11,100
As Antoinette Greetsman steps up.

5121
03:43:11,160 --> 03:43:12,100
She's got a great touch.

5122
03:43:12,420 --> 03:43:13,560
She does have a great touch.

5123
03:43:14,520 --> 03:43:15,660
Antoinette Greaseball.

5124
03:43:16,240 --> 03:43:18,840
Sends it into the absolute greasy sack.

5125
03:43:19,580 --> 03:43:21,620
What a greasy man he is.

5126
03:43:22,760 --> 03:43:23,460
And Lurice.

5127
03:43:24,660 --> 03:43:25,720
Walking back with a little.

5128
03:43:26,180 --> 03:43:27,180
Smiley in the face.

5129
03:43:27,920 --> 03:43:28,140
Yeah.

5130
03:43:28,200 --> 03:43:29,660
He won't be half as smiley in a minute.

5131
03:43:37,660 --> 03:43:38,280
McGuire.

5132
03:43:38,280 --> 03:43:38,480
McGuire.

5133
03:43:40,560 --> 03:43:41,660
Rattles the ball.

5134
03:43:42,340 --> 03:43:45,220
Against Lurice's hands and arms.

5135
03:43:48,840 --> 03:43:49,400
Randolph.

5136
03:43:51,020 --> 03:43:52,660
The red hand defender.

5137
03:43:54,380 --> 03:43:55,340
No loyalism.

5138
03:43:56,000 --> 03:43:57,040
No loyalism.

5139
03:43:58,940 --> 03:44:00,000
No loyalism.

5140
03:44:03,360 --> 03:44:03,960
Shane Lang.

5141
03:44:04,620 --> 03:44:06,360
Sends it out into space.

5142
03:44:09,660 --> 03:44:10,540
He's fucked it up.

5143
03:44:14,620 --> 03:44:15,120
Fick it up.

5144
03:44:15,800 --> 03:44:17,380
Fix it into the back of the neck.

5145
03:44:17,620 --> 03:44:18,020
The neck.

5146
03:44:25,020 --> 03:44:25,560
McLean.

5147
03:44:30,980 --> 03:44:31,540
McLean.

5148
03:44:31,540 --> 03:44:31,580
McLean.

5149
03:44:33,580 --> 03:44:35,120
Straight down the middle.

5150
03:44:39,920 --> 03:44:40,520
France.

5151
03:44:41,180 --> 03:44:42,020
Wind the clock back.

5152
03:44:43,060 --> 03:44:44,120
Time stands still.

5153
03:44:44,360 --> 03:44:45,120
As Rudolph.

5154
03:44:45,360 --> 03:44:46,620
The red hand defender.

5155
03:44:47,000 --> 03:44:47,720
Saves Ireland.

5156
03:44:48,020 --> 03:44:48,740
And puts them.

5157
03:44:49,040 --> 03:44:49,400
Oh no.

5158
03:44:50,260 --> 03:44:51,900
Hoorahan has to do it.

5159
03:44:52,960 --> 03:44:54,440
Hoorahan has to do it.

5160
03:45:00,140 --> 03:45:01,080
A nation.

5161
03:45:02,660 --> 03:45:03,740
Pins its hopes.

5162
03:45:05,340 --> 03:45:06,040
On Hoorahan.

5163
03:45:13,720 --> 03:45:14,340
Bah.

5164
03:45:16,340 --> 03:45:17,700
You knew it.

5165
03:45:18,320 --> 03:45:19,040
Up me yo.

5166
03:45:19,680 --> 03:45:20,500
Up me yo.

5167
03:45:21,080 --> 03:45:22,480
We're going to the final baby.

5168
03:45:23,220 --> 03:45:24,320
We're going to the final.

5169
03:45:25,020 --> 03:45:26,300
Ireland are in the final.

5170
03:45:26,760 --> 03:45:29,160
And it feels so so good.

5171
03:45:30,020 --> 03:45:31,760
Just like you knew it would.

5172
03:45:34,340 --> 03:45:35,460
An incredible.

5173
03:45:35,980 --> 03:45:36,580
Incredible.

5174
03:45:37,180 --> 03:45:37,700
Incredible.

5175
03:45:39,220 --> 03:45:39,740
Piece.

5176
03:45:40,300 --> 03:45:41,000
Of skill.

5177
03:45:41,580 --> 03:45:42,440
Of determination.

5178
03:45:43,000 --> 03:45:43,900
Of wonderment.

5179
03:45:44,360 --> 03:45:45,120
They had it all.

5180
03:45:45,560 --> 03:45:46,980
The boys are going to the final.

5181
03:45:48,060 --> 03:45:49,560
We're going to win this cup.

5182
03:45:50,600 --> 03:45:51,620
Open the COVID.

5183
03:45:51,960 --> 03:45:53,440
Open the pubs again boys.

5184
03:45:54,800 --> 03:45:56,520
Open the pubs again boys.

5185
03:45:57,140 --> 03:45:58,820
But we haven't won it yet.

5186
03:45:59,720 --> 03:46:00,520
Schmally COVID.

5187
03:46:00,660 --> 03:46:01,420
Thank you very much.

5188
03:46:02,300 --> 03:46:04,160
We can't open the pubs because.

5189
03:46:05,480 --> 03:46:06,780
You know we haven't won it.

5190
03:46:08,560 --> 03:46:09,240
It doesn't matter.

5191
03:46:10,240 --> 03:46:11,080
We need to be.

5192
03:46:12,600 --> 03:46:14,460
Sinking back creamy screamers.

5193
03:46:16,360 --> 03:46:17,500
During the match.

5194
03:46:18,200 --> 03:46:19,180
Semi brain schluck.

5195
03:46:19,260 --> 03:46:20,000
Thank you very much.

5196
03:46:21,820 --> 03:46:22,220
Thank you.

5197
03:46:22,300 --> 03:46:23,120
Thank you very much.

5198
03:46:31,120 --> 03:46:31,860
Modric.

5199
03:46:31,860 --> 03:46:31,860
Modric.

5200
03:46:31,860 --> 03:46:32,780
Modric.

5201
03:46:32,780 --> 03:46:32,820
Modric.

5202
03:46:32,820 --> 03:46:33,800
Modric.

5203
03:46:33,800 --> 03:46:33,820
Modric.

5204
03:46:33,820 --> 03:46:34,800
Modric.

5205
03:46:34,800 --> 03:46:34,800
Modric.

5206
03:46:34,800 --> 03:46:35,860
Modric.

5207
03:46:35,860 --> 03:46:36,840
Modric.

5208
03:46:36,840 --> 03:46:36,880
Modric.

5209
03:46:36,880 --> 03:46:37,800
Modric.

5210
03:46:37,800 --> 03:46:37,840
Modric.

5211
03:46:37,840 --> 03:46:38,840
Modric.

5212
03:46:38,840 --> 03:46:38,840
Modric.

5213
03:46:38,840 --> 03:46:39,920
Modric.

5214
03:46:39,920 --> 03:46:40,920
Modric.

5215
03:46:40,920 --> 03:46:41,880
Modric.

5216
03:46:41,880 --> 03:46:42,840
Modric.

5217
03:46:42,840 --> 03:46:43,800
Modric.

5218
03:46:43,800 --> 03:46:44,840
Modric.

5219
03:46:44,840 --> 03:46:45,800
Modric.

5220
03:46:45,800 --> 03:46:46,760
Modric.

5221
03:46:46,760 --> 03:46:46,800
Modric.

5222
03:46:46,800 --> 03:46:47,800
Modric.

5223
03:46:47,800 --> 03:46:47,800
Modric.

5224
03:46:47,800 --> 03:46:48,800
Modric.

5225
03:46:48,800 --> 03:46:48,800
Modric.

5226
03:46:48,800 --> 03:46:48,840
Modric.

5227
03:46:48,840 --> 03:46:50,860
Modric.

5228
03:46:50,860 --> 03:46:53,620
The game's about to change.

5229
03:46:53,620 --> 03:46:53,920
Mercedes.

5230
03:46:53,920 --> 03:46:58,420
The brand new sumptuous E-class is within your grasp.

5231
03:46:58,420 --> 03:46:59,100
Mercedes.

5232
03:46:59,100 --> 03:47:01,800
All your life you've talked a good game.

5233
03:47:01,800 --> 03:47:02,300
F*** you.

5234
03:47:02,300 --> 03:47:06,700
Now it's time to back it up and show the bastards what you've got.

5235
03:47:06,700 --> 03:47:07,180
Hello.

5236
03:47:07,240 --> 03:47:08,960
You were born to buy this car.

5237
03:47:09,160 --> 03:47:09,360
John.

5238
03:47:09,440 --> 03:47:10,480
And if you don't buy it.

5239
03:47:10,560 --> 03:47:10,800
John.

5240
03:47:10,920 --> 03:47:12,380
People might think you're a c***.

5241
03:47:12,780 --> 03:47:14,000
Trackpad electronics.

5242
03:47:14,340 --> 03:47:14,480
John.

5243
03:47:14,480 --> 03:47:15,560
Heated seat waves.

5244
03:47:15,740 --> 03:47:15,940
John.

5245
03:47:16,400 --> 03:47:17,440
Orgasmic scenery.

5246
03:47:17,700 --> 03:47:18,280
Not included.

5247
03:47:18,420 --> 03:47:18,560
John.

5248
03:47:18,620 --> 03:47:21,560
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

5249
03:47:22,120 --> 03:47:26,260
They're having a kid and they want to know whether or not you'll drive the new E-class

5250
03:47:26,260 --> 03:47:27,680
to the baby shower.

5251
03:47:27,800 --> 03:47:28,080
John.

5252
03:47:28,300 --> 03:47:31,660
Which is taking place on planet moon.

5253
03:47:32,060 --> 03:47:32,500
Alloys.

5254
03:47:33,440 --> 03:47:34,000
Rev counter.

5255
03:47:34,380 --> 03:47:35,080
Paddle shift.

5256
03:47:35,380 --> 03:47:35,940
Dream.

5257
03:47:36,180 --> 03:47:37,200
Spinny winny woo woo.

5258
03:47:37,320 --> 03:47:39,260
It's a powerful piece of s*** John.

5259
03:47:39,300 --> 03:47:40,480
You want to get your hands on it?

5260
03:47:40,580 --> 03:47:41,680
I called the dealership.

5261
03:47:41,900 --> 03:47:43,220
Told them you'll be down in the morning.

5262
03:47:43,460 --> 03:47:44,920
You're going to finance the f***er.

5263
03:47:45,160 --> 03:47:46,720
Don't make me look like a t***.

5264
03:47:46,720 --> 03:47:49,100
Super c***s.

5265
03:47:49,100 --> 03:47:50,320
Da da da da da da.

5266
03:47:50,320 --> 03:47:52,640
Da da da da da.

5267
03:47:52,640 --> 03:47:54,640
Da da da da da.

5268
03:47:54,640 --> 03:47:56,680
Da da da da da.

5269
03:47:56,680 --> 03:47:57,240
Da da da da da.

5270
03:47:57,240 --> 03:47:58,520
Da da da da da.

5271
03:47:58,520 --> 03:47:59,140
Da da da da da.

5272
03:47:59,140 --> 03:47:59,640
Da.

5273
03:48:03,640 --> 03:48:04,940
I'm feeling something right.

5274
03:48:05,160 --> 03:48:06,600
I'm feeling something right.

5275
03:48:07,720 --> 03:48:08,700
Tickets please.

5276
03:48:09,960 --> 03:48:11,320
You're on the train to the mountains.

5277
03:48:11,320 --> 03:48:13,200
I'm feeling something right.

5278
03:48:13,320 --> 03:48:15,100
I'm feeling something right.

5279
03:48:15,100 --> 03:48:17,560
I'm feeling something right.

5280
03:48:17,840 --> 03:48:19,820
I'm feeling something right.

5281
03:48:19,820 --> 03:48:20,260
Bye.

5282
03:48:20,260 --> 03:48:23,260
Journey.

5283
03:48:27,260 --> 03:48:28,060
Journey.

5284
03:48:28,060 --> 03:48:28,440
Journey.

5285
03:48:28,520 --> 03:48:32,200
Journey we more into the nightmare of the unknown.

5286
03:48:33,080 --> 03:48:34,300
I want to say a big thank you.

5287
03:48:34,940 --> 03:48:36,040
Connor Williams here.

5288
03:48:36,140 --> 03:48:37,080
Back in the Maybach.

5289
03:48:37,540 --> 03:48:39,240
Good to have you back guys.

5290
03:48:39,800 --> 03:48:43,700
As we just can't contain any more excitement here.

5291
03:48:44,240 --> 03:48:49,280
Ireland are through to the final of the European Championships 2020.

5292
03:48:50,480 --> 03:48:52,260
We didn't think we'd make it this far.

5293
03:48:52,860 --> 03:48:55,340
Although I'm not speaking for myself.

5294
03:48:55,460 --> 03:48:57,160
I did believe we had it in us.

5295
03:48:57,880 --> 03:49:02,620
And let's just take it to the final and see how we're going to get on against the big boys.

5296
03:49:02,760 --> 03:49:04,420
Because let's have a look here.

5297
03:49:06,500 --> 03:49:09,780
1-0 win from Belgium over Serbia.

5298
03:49:09,780 --> 03:49:13,820
It means that we are going to be going up against those big boys.

5299
03:49:15,120 --> 03:49:17,540
You've got your Lukaku's.

5300
03:49:18,440 --> 03:49:19,720
And all the rest of it.

5301
03:49:22,060 --> 03:49:23,220
Ireland, Belgium.

5302
03:49:24,640 --> 03:49:25,720
The final guys.

5303
03:49:27,680 --> 03:49:28,960
It's going to be amazing.

5304
03:49:31,100 --> 03:49:32,720
There's a lot riding on this.

5305
03:49:35,060 --> 03:49:36,380
And a nation's hopes.

5306
03:49:36,700 --> 03:49:37,300
Once again.

5307
03:49:38,520 --> 03:49:39,760
Rest on the shoulders.

5308
03:49:40,840 --> 03:49:42,680
Of an amazing group of players.

5309
03:49:43,280 --> 03:49:44,620
Who've worked so hard.

5310
03:49:44,740 --> 03:49:46,280
So tirelessly to do this.

5311
03:49:46,340 --> 03:49:47,280
To get this far.

5312
03:49:49,060 --> 03:49:50,560
We're all proud of you boys.

5313
03:49:50,940 --> 03:49:53,380
And we want to see you absolutely send it.

5314
03:49:54,820 --> 03:49:56,640
Into the next realm.

5315
03:49:57,700 --> 03:49:58,520
Before that.

5316
03:49:59,640 --> 03:50:01,360
Just a little bit of Mick Hucknall.

5317
03:50:01,800 --> 03:50:03,020
On the Iraq war.

5318
03:50:05,040 --> 03:50:06,680
What I would like to see happen.

5319
03:50:06,900 --> 03:50:09,540
Is that they send in that military force.

5320
03:50:09,960 --> 03:50:10,700
Get Saddam.

5321
03:50:11,120 --> 03:50:13,300
And then as the great late John Wayne might say.

5322
03:50:13,420 --> 03:50:14,460
Get the hell out of there.

5323
03:50:15,060 --> 03:50:16,000
You know they say.

5324
03:50:16,160 --> 03:50:17,120
It's none of our business.

5325
03:50:17,640 --> 03:50:19,560
If George Bush didn't make it his business.

5326
03:50:20,000 --> 03:50:21,380
All these sort of left wing.

5327
03:50:22,220 --> 03:50:23,500
Trendies would all be screaming.

5328
03:50:23,500 --> 03:50:25,300
That Bush isn't doing anything about this.

5329
03:50:25,520 --> 03:50:27,740
This dictator has killed a million people.

5330
03:50:28,200 --> 03:50:29,540
That France should name itself.

5331
03:50:29,700 --> 03:50:31,580
Rename its country to Au Contrère.

5332
03:50:31,780 --> 03:50:31,980
I think.

5333
03:50:32,080 --> 03:50:35,020
Because they seem to do everything the opposite to everybody else anyway.

5334
03:50:35,580 --> 03:50:39,380
And bearing in mind also that 38% of their oil revenue.

5335
03:50:39,620 --> 03:50:41,740
Their oil comes from Iraq.

5336
03:50:42,140 --> 03:50:44,060
The sheer hypocrisy of these people.

5337
03:50:44,200 --> 03:50:47,080
Accusing America of being in it for the oil.

5338
03:50:47,460 --> 03:50:48,580
Is almost laughable.

5339
03:50:49,240 --> 03:50:49,920
But interesting.

5340
03:50:50,080 --> 03:50:51,660
Just one other little aside.

5341
03:50:52,820 --> 03:50:55,340
The very interesting thing about France.

5342
03:50:55,500 --> 03:50:58,400
Is that not a lot of people know this.

5343
03:50:58,900 --> 03:51:00,100
But Bordeaux wine.

5344
03:51:00,220 --> 03:51:00,460
Right.

5345
03:51:00,940 --> 03:51:04,260
Is fortified with 19% Italian grapes.

5346
03:51:04,820 --> 03:51:08,760
And the grapes themselves were imported from America after the Second World War.

5347
03:51:08,900 --> 03:51:11,200
So this Levin Francaise.

5348
03:51:11,480 --> 03:51:14,360
Is not as Francaise as people like to think it is.

5349
03:51:14,440 --> 03:51:18,680
So you know that's another little image of France that's slightly shattered there.

5350
03:51:19,000 --> 03:51:19,580
Oh la la.

5351
03:51:19,740 --> 03:51:21,000
I better not come back.

5352
03:51:29,480 --> 03:51:47,000
Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric

5353
03:51:47,000 --> 03:51:57,080
Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric Modric

5354
03:51:57,080 --> 03:52:02,860
Well, the scene is set for an amazing showpiece here.

5355
03:52:04,940 --> 03:52:07,740
The trophy at stake, the European Championship.

5356
03:52:09,020 --> 03:52:16,260
Ireland vying for the destiny of the European dream against Belgium.

5357
03:52:18,880 --> 03:52:21,340
Eden Hazard, the Garden of Eden.

5358
03:52:21,460 --> 03:52:25,160
They've even got Vertonghen on there, and we know what he's capable of.

5359
03:52:25,560 --> 03:52:26,040
Modric.

5360
03:52:26,040 --> 03:52:34,400
Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen, Vertonghen.

5361
03:52:37,900 --> 03:52:40,560
Please stand for the Belgium National Sang.

5362
03:52:40,560 --> 03:52:52,920
Let's go.

5363
03:52:52,920 --> 03:52:55,080
Let's go.

5364
03:52:55,080 --> 03:53:10,820
Lovely tune.

5365
03:53:10,820 --> 03:53:13,840
Please stand for the Irish National Anthem.

5366
03:53:13,840 --> 03:53:14,800
Lovely tune.

5367
03:53:14,800 --> 03:53:17,800
Please stand for the Irish National Anthem.

5368
03:53:17,800 --> 03:53:47,780
Thank you.

5369
03:53:47,780 --> 03:54:17,760
Thank you.

5370
03:54:17,760 --> 03:54:18,660
Keep on keeping on.

5371
03:54:18,740 --> 03:54:21,720
Thank you very much for your tip.

5372
03:54:22,440 --> 03:54:23,840
And Bat-Bashuawe.

5373
03:54:24,520 --> 03:54:25,700
And Stephen's looking.

5374
03:54:25,920 --> 03:54:26,820
And Hazard.

5375
03:54:26,980 --> 03:54:27,860
He knows it's a big game.

5376
03:54:28,020 --> 03:54:28,460
Whelan.

5377
03:54:29,020 --> 03:54:32,400
Really looking to wheel and deal a few balls into the centre mixer.

5378
03:54:33,240 --> 03:54:34,780
With his fantastic play.

5379
03:54:35,840 --> 03:54:37,460
Just say one more thank you there.

5380
03:54:37,760 --> 03:54:38,980
To Schganner Martin.

5381
03:54:39,760 --> 03:54:46,660
Thank you very much Ganner Martin.

5382
03:54:47,920 --> 03:54:49,680
For your amazing tip.

5383
03:54:49,900 --> 03:54:51,800
And Hobnails floorboards.

5384
03:54:51,920 --> 03:54:54,600
Thank you very much for Hobnails floorboards.

5385
03:54:54,720 --> 03:54:55,000
Tommy.

5386
03:54:55,900 --> 03:54:57,100
This is to you Tommy.

5387
03:54:58,380 --> 03:55:01,060
Tommy please could you give a shout out to the floorboards.

5388
03:55:02,600 --> 03:55:04,300
In Hobnails desk.

5389
03:55:06,020 --> 03:55:07,040
What does that mean?

5390
03:55:07,600 --> 03:55:08,540
Don't have a clue man.

5391
03:55:09,000 --> 03:55:11,700
Poor chap has nowhere but the floors to work from home.

5392
03:55:12,400 --> 03:55:15,020
Big shout out there to floorboards in Hobnails desk.

5393
03:55:17,120 --> 03:55:18,420
That's fantastic stuff.

5394
03:55:18,740 --> 03:55:20,620
And also Higuita's scorpion kick.

5395
03:55:21,160 --> 03:55:24,340
Thank you very much for your lovely scorpion tip.

5396
03:55:25,400 --> 03:55:26,800
Imagine Rennie Higuita.

5397
03:55:27,560 --> 03:55:27,820
Uh.

5398
03:55:28,940 --> 03:55:29,800
Scorpion kicking.

5399
03:55:31,500 --> 03:55:31,900
Uh.

5400
03:55:31,980 --> 03:55:32,580
A tip to you.

5401
03:55:32,680 --> 03:55:33,720
Like a one euro coin.

5402
03:55:33,860 --> 03:55:35,400
Like Scorpion kick just gave you.

5403
03:55:35,660 --> 03:55:37,440
That's what I'm imagining right now.

5404
03:55:38,240 --> 03:55:39,260
That's why I said it.

5405
03:55:41,840 --> 03:55:43,120
Are we going to get on with the game?

5406
03:55:43,280 --> 03:55:43,820
Let's do it.

5407
03:55:43,940 --> 03:55:44,460
Let's do it.

5408
03:55:44,780 --> 03:55:45,980
The time for talk is over.

5409
03:55:46,260 --> 03:55:47,120
The time for goals.

5410
03:55:47,820 --> 03:55:48,740
From an Irish perspective.

5411
03:55:49,260 --> 03:55:50,140
Is about to begin.

5412
03:55:50,720 --> 03:55:51,820
Hobnails for floorboards.

5413
03:55:51,920 --> 03:55:52,680
Thank you very much.

5414
03:55:54,100 --> 03:55:55,160
Let the games begin.

5415
03:55:56,380 --> 03:55:57,000
My gold drink.

5416
03:55:58,800 --> 03:55:59,940
Sends the ball back to Duffy.

5417
03:56:00,000 --> 03:56:00,840
The game is underway.

5418
03:56:01,140 --> 03:56:01,860
Richard Keough.

5419
03:56:03,100 --> 03:56:03,860
End of Stevens.

5420
03:56:05,280 --> 03:56:07,380
We're believing in Stevens for this match.

5421
03:56:07,800 --> 03:56:08,840
And for the last few matches.

5422
03:56:08,980 --> 03:56:10,600
He's really stoked our belief.

5423
03:56:10,960 --> 03:56:12,380
With this player for Stoke City now.

5424
03:56:12,560 --> 03:56:12,920
McLean.

5425
03:56:13,160 --> 03:56:14,480
Threads a little needle through.

5426
03:56:14,680 --> 03:56:15,240
To McGoldrick.

5427
03:56:15,440 --> 03:56:15,860
McGoldrick.

5428
03:56:16,100 --> 03:56:17,820
Little lovely tender touch.

5429
03:56:18,240 --> 03:56:19,520
And it's a lovely rip.

5430
03:56:19,660 --> 03:56:19,940
Rep.

5431
03:56:20,100 --> 03:56:20,460
Cracker.

5432
03:56:20,600 --> 03:56:20,880
Sacker.

5433
03:56:21,360 --> 03:56:23,240
Which smacks off of the backhander.

5434
03:56:24,060 --> 03:56:25,000
Of that goalkeeper.

5435
03:56:25,480 --> 03:56:26,320
Who plays for Belgium.

5436
03:56:29,020 --> 03:56:30,360
Nice opening play from Ireland.

5437
03:56:32,680 --> 03:56:33,700
That's what you want to see.

5438
03:56:35,080 --> 03:56:35,380
Corte.

5439
03:56:36,580 --> 03:56:37,680
Un, deux, trois.

5440
03:56:38,880 --> 03:56:39,700
One, two, three.

5441
03:56:40,960 --> 03:56:42,600
He's some man for the keepsakes.

5442
03:56:43,620 --> 03:56:44,060
Brady.

5443
03:56:44,700 --> 03:56:46,040
Launches a Brady ball.

5444
03:56:46,040 --> 03:56:47,940
Into the central mixing unit.

5445
03:56:48,480 --> 03:56:49,420
It's headed away cool.

5446
03:56:49,560 --> 03:56:50,900
Calmly and cucumberistically.

5447
03:56:51,100 --> 03:56:52,300
By the Belgium boys.

5448
03:56:52,880 --> 03:56:54,820
The Chucky Chucky Lulas.

5449
03:56:55,860 --> 03:56:56,800
The Chucky Lulas.

5450
03:56:57,340 --> 03:56:57,520
No.

5451
03:56:57,620 --> 03:56:58,440
I'd say that'd be us.

5452
03:56:58,980 --> 03:57:00,320
Batis Yuha is here now.

5453
03:57:00,520 --> 03:57:01,380
And look at this lad.

5454
03:57:01,460 --> 03:57:01,840
Here now.

5455
03:57:02,000 --> 03:57:02,360
Hazard.

5456
03:57:02,560 --> 03:57:04,080
He's hazarded a guess.

5457
03:57:04,380 --> 03:57:05,640
And he's guessed the right way.

5458
03:57:05,960 --> 03:57:08,600
Straight down the side hatch of the onion sack.

5459
03:57:08,680 --> 03:57:10,140
And that's not good for us today.

5460
03:57:10,900 --> 03:57:12,380
With these Mertens lads.

5461
03:57:13,520 --> 03:57:14,180
That's Mertens.

5462
03:57:14,260 --> 03:57:15,260
I thought it was hazard.

5463
03:57:16,340 --> 03:57:16,860
I tell you.

5464
03:57:17,600 --> 03:57:19,560
You wouldn't feckin' know who they are.

5465
03:57:19,560 --> 03:57:21,680
They're coming out the woodwork left, right and center.

5466
03:57:22,180 --> 03:57:23,640
And it's a hazard for us.

5467
03:57:26,900 --> 03:57:27,380
Maglachan.

5468
03:57:27,480 --> 03:57:29,800
Thank you very much my friend for your tip.

5469
03:57:30,500 --> 03:57:31,180
I'm sorry.

5470
03:57:31,400 --> 03:57:31,720
It's just.

5471
03:57:32,180 --> 03:57:32,860
Having witnessed.

5472
03:57:32,980 --> 03:57:34,500
I'm very appreciative of that.

5473
03:57:34,600 --> 03:57:34,720
Just.

5474
03:57:35,820 --> 03:57:38,120
It wasn't the start we were hoping for today.

5475
03:57:38,220 --> 03:57:39,640
And you can see the Irish faithful.

5476
03:57:39,780 --> 03:57:41,280
The heads go with the hands.

5477
03:57:41,280 --> 03:57:41,520
Isn't.

5478
03:57:42,860 --> 03:57:43,880
It's not the start.

5479
03:57:43,960 --> 03:57:44,400
Is it Tom?

5480
03:57:45,660 --> 03:57:46,120
Look at.

5481
03:57:46,280 --> 03:57:48,020
We need to maintain composure.

5482
03:57:48,160 --> 03:57:50,080
That this is the kick up the arse you need.

5483
03:57:51,040 --> 03:57:52,040
Feel the dream.

5484
03:57:52,940 --> 03:57:53,280
Just sideburns.

5485
03:57:54,000 --> 03:57:55,700
Thank you very much for your tip there.

5486
03:57:56,740 --> 03:57:59,320
I'm willing to get on board with you with this one Tommy.

5487
03:58:00,340 --> 03:58:02,920
Let's take this as a lesson and let's move on lads.

5488
03:58:03,000 --> 03:58:03,460
Come on.

5489
03:58:03,920 --> 03:58:04,780
Keep it on the deck.

5490
03:58:04,900 --> 03:58:05,960
Keep it nice and tight.

5491
03:58:06,080 --> 03:58:08,140
Don't be trying any of your fancy stuff now.

5492
03:58:09,220 --> 03:58:10,700
It's not the Bernabeau lads.

5493
03:58:11,640 --> 03:58:13,640
Far from the Bernabeau you were reared.

5494
03:58:15,140 --> 03:58:18,300
But we're going to give these lads a Berna Blashed.

5495
03:58:19,080 --> 03:58:20,680
Blashing the fear into their hearts.

5496
03:58:20,920 --> 03:58:22,480
With our Blash balls.

5497
03:58:23,620 --> 03:58:25,600
A couple of balls have come in now.

5498
03:58:25,800 --> 03:58:26,740
Hendrik has got one of them.

5499
03:58:27,340 --> 03:58:28,480
He gives it to McLean.

5500
03:58:28,640 --> 03:58:29,240
Find space.

5501
03:58:30,400 --> 03:58:31,100
Taken down.

5502
03:58:31,800 --> 03:58:34,860
Very very very nastily by the.

5503
03:58:35,660 --> 03:58:36,080
Ah.

5504
03:58:37,060 --> 03:58:37,960
Come on ref.

5505
03:58:38,620 --> 03:58:39,520
You're meant to be.

5506
03:58:40,480 --> 03:58:41,320
Impartial Francis.

5507
03:58:42,000 --> 03:58:42,900
Yeah but the referee.

5508
03:58:43,420 --> 03:58:44,500
He's blocking McLean.

5509
03:58:44,860 --> 03:58:46,100
He's just took him out the game.

5510
03:58:46,220 --> 03:58:46,900
Body checked him.

5511
03:58:47,860 --> 03:58:48,480
Come on man.

5512
03:58:48,960 --> 03:58:50,240
Just pretend you're.

5513
03:58:50,560 --> 03:58:52,760
You don't support the team that you're commenting on.

5514
03:58:52,760 --> 03:58:53,800
That's how you get the gigs.

5515
03:58:57,260 --> 03:58:57,660
Belgian.

5516
03:58:59,040 --> 03:59:01,600
Passing the ball around like scared men now.

5517
03:59:02,920 --> 03:59:04,480
They look kind of confident to me.

5518
03:59:05,280 --> 03:59:06,180
Yeah well it's false.

5519
03:59:06,520 --> 03:59:07,540
Modest confidence.

5520
03:59:07,900 --> 03:59:08,540
As McLean.

5521
03:59:08,640 --> 03:59:10,460
Picks up a bit of scrappage on the wing.

5522
03:59:10,960 --> 03:59:12,160
Feeds it forward to McGoldrick.

5523
03:59:12,220 --> 03:59:14,320
Who in turn feeds Hendrik a lovely ball.

5524
03:59:14,720 --> 03:59:16,680
He's got a through ball feeder attached to him.

5525
03:59:16,840 --> 03:59:17,800
As he tries to give it.

5526
03:59:18,120 --> 03:59:18,800
To another lad.

5527
03:59:18,880 --> 03:59:20,420
But it's too little too late.

5528
03:59:20,840 --> 03:59:21,500
And don't you know it.

5529
03:59:21,520 --> 03:59:23,780
Everyone had gone home by the time he tried to sell the tickets.

5530
03:59:24,580 --> 03:59:25,460
That fella now.

5531
03:59:25,920 --> 03:59:26,520
Batis Waha.

5532
03:59:26,820 --> 03:59:27,920
He's doing well for himself.

5533
03:59:28,440 --> 03:59:28,960
Playing the gig.

5534
03:59:29,060 --> 03:59:30,620
Playing the gig at Chelsea he is.

5535
03:59:31,480 --> 03:59:31,860
I see him.

5536
03:59:31,860 --> 03:59:33,100
He's got a couple of Galacticos.

5537
03:59:33,360 --> 03:59:34,160
Either side of him there.

5538
03:59:34,640 --> 03:59:35,720
Through ball here to who?

5539
03:59:36,260 --> 03:59:36,660
Hendrik.

5540
03:59:36,740 --> 03:59:37,520
But it's a blanker.

5541
03:59:37,940 --> 03:59:39,340
And it lands with the man.

5542
03:59:39,420 --> 03:59:40,100
The central back.

5543
03:59:40,880 --> 03:59:43,560
Who feeds it back out to his boys on the right hand side.

5544
03:59:44,220 --> 03:59:45,080
And Wiesel now.

5545
03:59:45,820 --> 03:59:46,220
Finding.

5546
03:59:47,320 --> 03:59:48,060
Batongen.

5547
03:59:48,880 --> 03:59:49,360
Batongen.

5548
03:59:49,440 --> 03:59:50,360
Or Vankenen.

5549
03:59:50,460 --> 03:59:50,660
Sorry.

5550
03:59:51,020 --> 03:59:51,980
It feeds it to Batis Waha.

5551
03:59:52,500 --> 03:59:55,080
Lovely left handed outstretched save.

5552
03:59:55,340 --> 03:59:56,600
By Randolph the Great.

5553
03:59:58,600 --> 03:59:59,440
Oh.

5554
03:59:59,780 --> 04:00:00,980
Oh my god.

5555
04:00:01,540 --> 04:00:03,500
It's just not happening for us.

5556
04:00:05,440 --> 04:00:06,620
Come on lads.

5557
04:00:07,960 --> 04:00:09,500
We're letting this slip.

5558
04:00:10,440 --> 04:00:11,860
We're letting this slip.

5559
04:00:12,220 --> 04:00:12,920
It's not.

5560
04:00:13,560 --> 04:00:15,620
The way it was meant to be written.

5561
04:00:23,560 --> 04:00:24,520
It's a great goal.

5562
04:00:24,600 --> 04:00:25,640
He took it well in fairness.

5563
04:00:25,780 --> 04:00:27,180
What the fuck were we at like?

5564
04:00:28,300 --> 04:00:29,600
Remain composed Francis.

5565
04:00:30,100 --> 04:00:31,520
What the fuck were we doing?

5566
04:00:32,520 --> 04:00:34,260
You don't be swearing on our please.

5567
04:00:34,680 --> 04:00:35,940
It's gonna get the show cancelled.

5568
04:00:37,520 --> 04:00:40,260
Did they not fucking see the ball coming towards them?

5569
04:00:40,260 --> 04:00:43,560
Come on lads.

5570
04:00:43,620 --> 04:00:44,120
Get a goal.

5571
04:00:44,640 --> 04:00:45,200
On me all.

5572
04:00:47,720 --> 04:00:48,120
Whelan.

5573
04:00:48,440 --> 04:00:48,920
And Deelen.

5574
04:00:49,740 --> 04:00:51,460
Schleises it to Hurricane Horahan.

5575
04:00:52,080 --> 04:00:52,480
Horahan.

5576
04:00:52,720 --> 04:00:53,340
Stephens now.

5577
04:00:53,420 --> 04:00:53,940
Into Stephens.

5578
04:00:54,000 --> 04:00:54,440
To McLean.

5579
04:00:54,500 --> 04:00:56,300
He's looking clean and lean on the lean.

5580
04:00:56,500 --> 04:00:57,540
Mean wing machine.

5581
04:00:57,680 --> 04:00:59,040
As he gives a lovely little through ball.

5582
04:00:59,120 --> 04:00:59,840
Has too much on it.

5583
04:01:00,120 --> 04:01:00,560
Center back.

5584
04:01:00,720 --> 04:01:01,500
Sweeps up the dirt.

5585
04:01:02,040 --> 04:01:02,740
And look at this.

5586
04:01:03,180 --> 04:01:03,820
Wiesel crack.

5587
04:01:04,520 --> 04:01:05,720
The Borussia Dortmund dirt.

5588
04:01:06,240 --> 04:01:06,900
The dirtster.

5589
04:01:07,600 --> 04:01:08,880
He's doing well for himself.

5590
04:01:09,560 --> 04:01:11,620
As well as the other lads around this team.

5591
04:01:11,720 --> 04:01:13,240
They're all playing for the top clubs.

5592
04:01:13,420 --> 04:01:14,000
The top boys.

5593
04:01:14,140 --> 04:01:14,300
You know.

5594
04:01:14,820 --> 04:01:15,600
Look at this now.

5595
04:01:16,000 --> 04:01:17,800
That fella is a danger zone.

5596
04:01:17,900 --> 04:01:18,620
We need to mark him.

5597
04:01:18,660 --> 04:01:19,700
And we need to mark him fast.

5598
04:01:19,760 --> 04:01:20,660
He's gonna get a second.

5599
04:01:22,440 --> 04:01:23,660
Hard to see how we're gonna.

5600
04:01:25,660 --> 04:01:26,340
Control him.

5601
04:01:26,500 --> 04:01:26,920
He's just.

5602
04:01:27,560 --> 04:01:28,860
Playing the game at a different.

5603
04:01:29,440 --> 04:01:29,800
Level.

5604
04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:31,640
It has to be said.

5605
04:01:33,280 --> 04:01:34,140
Come on lads.

5606
04:01:34,220 --> 04:01:35,060
Pull the socks up.

5607
04:01:36,020 --> 04:01:36,340
Keo.

5608
04:01:37,300 --> 04:01:38,400
Sweeps up the balloon.

5609
04:01:38,600 --> 04:01:40,800
Tries to funnel it out to Coleman.

5610
04:01:40,940 --> 04:01:41,500
He does so.

5611
04:01:41,580 --> 04:01:41,960
And Coleman.

5612
04:01:42,400 --> 04:01:44,080
He's giving it to Brady now.

5613
04:01:44,300 --> 04:01:45,060
Ronaldo Brady.

5614
04:01:45,220 --> 04:01:45,540
Forward.

5615
04:01:45,780 --> 04:01:46,880
To Johnny Hendricks.

5616
04:01:47,280 --> 04:01:48,980
He's got a little bit of space and time.

5617
04:01:49,340 --> 04:01:51,260
He finds McGoldrick with a blank ball.

5618
04:01:51,420 --> 04:01:52,300
It's blocked back.

5619
04:01:52,560 --> 04:01:54,460
And Brady is back on the attack again.

5620
04:01:55,120 --> 04:01:55,520
Hendricks.

5621
04:01:55,600 --> 04:01:56,680
Sees a man making a run.

5622
04:01:56,740 --> 04:01:58,140
But he doesn't have the balls to give him the ball.

5623
04:01:58,240 --> 04:01:59,140
And Coleman's got it.

5624
04:01:59,420 --> 04:02:00,760
Coleman's got a lot of time.

5625
04:02:01,120 --> 04:02:02,540
Coleman could give it to McGoldrick.

5626
04:02:03,240 --> 04:02:04,640
But it's Hurrihan.

5627
04:02:04,940 --> 04:02:05,560
The hurricane.

5628
04:02:06,260 --> 04:02:06,700
Sends.

5629
04:02:07,060 --> 04:02:08,000
An act of nature.

5630
04:02:08,160 --> 04:02:09,000
An act of God.

5631
04:02:09,800 --> 04:02:11,160
Into the back of the sack.

5632
04:02:13,460 --> 04:02:15,240
And that's just what we needed right now.

5633
04:02:15,280 --> 04:02:16,080
A bullet ball.

5634
04:02:16,800 --> 04:02:18,220
Right when it meant something.

5635
04:02:19,160 --> 04:02:20,300
Right when it meant it.

5636
04:02:21,460 --> 04:02:22,760
The hurricane Hurrihan.

5637
04:02:25,440 --> 04:02:26,540
Intel fun boys.

5638
04:02:27,320 --> 04:02:28,220
Thank you very much.

5639
04:02:29,760 --> 04:02:31,160
Just when it meant it you know.

5640
04:02:32,400 --> 04:02:33,980
Just when it meant it indeed.

5641
04:02:34,160 --> 04:02:34,440
Coleman.

5642
04:02:35,300 --> 04:02:38,320
Doing well to pick out Hurricane Hurrihan.

5643
04:02:39,400 --> 04:02:40,180
In that mix.

5644
04:02:40,240 --> 04:02:40,880
And look who was there.

5645
04:02:41,580 --> 04:02:41,980
Vertonghen.

5646
04:02:42,660 --> 04:02:43,140
Vertonghen.

5647
04:02:43,220 --> 04:02:45,240
Looking dejected as the ball went in.

5648
04:02:45,640 --> 04:02:46,160
Vertonghen.

5649
04:02:46,640 --> 04:02:47,240
Vertonghen.

5650
04:02:47,620 --> 04:02:48,260
Vertonghen.

5651
04:02:48,540 --> 04:02:51,220
Well who's Vertonghen now Vertonghen?

5652
04:02:52,400 --> 04:02:53,520
Still getting bad Francis.

5653
04:02:53,640 --> 04:02:54,460
Don't be rubbing it in.

5654
04:02:55,080 --> 04:02:55,440
Oh yeah.

5655
04:02:55,800 --> 04:02:56,300
Come on lads.

5656
04:02:56,320 --> 04:02:58,060
We need to get the fucking Vertonghen's up.

5657
04:02:58,720 --> 04:03:01,040
And send that ball into the back of the sack.

5658
04:03:01,100 --> 04:03:02,100
Before the second half.

5659
04:03:02,160 --> 04:03:04,960
If we're to have any hint of a chance.

5660
04:03:05,400 --> 04:03:06,860
Of coming away with a comfortable one.

5661
04:03:07,900 --> 04:03:08,860
As Belgium.

5662
04:03:09,340 --> 04:03:10,960
Look to build up play from the back.

5663
04:03:11,020 --> 04:03:11,920
With that man Hazard.

5664
04:03:11,980 --> 04:03:12,820
He's got a great touch.

5665
04:03:12,860 --> 04:03:14,360
He sends it into Vankanen.

5666
04:03:14,880 --> 04:03:15,800
What a Vankanen.

5667
04:03:15,800 --> 04:03:17,860
Who managed to slot it to Mertens.

5668
04:03:18,480 --> 04:03:18,880
Mertens.

5669
04:03:19,980 --> 04:03:21,420
Must have been wearing his Dr. Mertens.

5670
04:03:21,520 --> 04:03:23,820
Because he had zero touch or control over that.

5671
04:03:23,900 --> 04:03:24,320
Hazard.

5672
04:03:24,560 --> 04:03:26,940
It's going to hazard a ball into the area if we don't close him down.

5673
04:03:27,060 --> 04:03:29,440
And three men on one certainly makes sure of that.

5674
04:03:29,720 --> 04:03:31,280
As McGoldrick is found now.

5675
04:03:31,460 --> 04:03:32,840
We have a bit of space and time.

5676
04:03:33,120 --> 04:03:34,300
He gives it over to Hendrick.

5677
04:03:34,360 --> 04:03:36,020
He's got two men in support in front of him.

5678
04:03:36,280 --> 04:03:37,040
Hurrahan's one of them.

5679
04:03:37,040 --> 04:03:37,620
The goal scorer.

5680
04:03:37,620 --> 04:03:38,800
Sends it to McLean.

5681
04:03:39,000 --> 04:03:40,340
McLean wants Hurrahan to run.

5682
04:03:40,400 --> 04:03:41,820
But he's got no steam left in the tank.

5683
04:03:42,000 --> 04:03:43,000
He's going to have to go backwards.

5684
04:03:43,640 --> 04:03:44,480
And that he does.

5685
04:03:45,680 --> 04:03:46,320
McLean now.

5686
04:03:46,660 --> 04:03:48,360
Maybe going to get a cross ball into his.

5687
04:03:49,000 --> 04:03:50,600
Send the head into the mixer.

5688
04:03:51,060 --> 04:03:52,120
Head of lettuce goes in.

5689
04:03:52,380 --> 04:03:53,800
But it's a cabbage to the cabbage.

5690
04:03:54,260 --> 04:04:00,400
And it looks like Belgium are going to fucking eat veg until the cattle come back to the gaff.

5691
04:04:01,060 --> 04:04:02,420
All cows come home.

5692
04:04:02,780 --> 04:04:04,160
Other sayings are available.

5693
04:04:05,380 --> 04:04:09,000
Belgium are trying to build up a bit of blank out the back with Vertonghen.

5694
04:04:09,100 --> 04:04:10,240
But it's an absolute.

5695
04:04:10,560 --> 04:04:11,080
Vertonghen.

5696
04:04:11,440 --> 04:04:12,160
Vertonghen.

5697
04:04:12,520 --> 04:04:13,200
Vertonghen.

5698
04:04:13,600 --> 04:04:14,280
Vertonghen.

5699
04:04:14,700 --> 04:04:15,360
Vertonghen.

5700
04:04:15,800 --> 04:04:17,040
Coleman with the throw.

5701
04:04:17,340 --> 04:04:18,920
But he's not a cold-handed man.

5702
04:04:18,980 --> 04:04:22,140
It's a warming reception he gets from his respective player man.

5703
04:04:22,360 --> 04:04:23,560
Now it's Hendrik on the balloon.

5704
04:04:23,840 --> 04:04:24,180
Hendrik.

5705
04:04:24,420 --> 04:04:25,020
To McGoldrick.

5706
04:04:25,220 --> 04:04:25,660
McGoldrick.

5707
04:04:25,880 --> 04:04:26,560
Back to Hendrik.

5708
04:04:26,780 --> 04:04:27,560
Can't find him.

5709
04:04:27,860 --> 04:04:29,180
Cut out by Vistlecrack.

5710
04:04:29,420 --> 04:04:30,020
Vistlecrack.

5711
04:04:30,220 --> 04:04:31,180
Sends it back to Velen.

5712
04:04:31,620 --> 04:04:31,980
Velen.

5713
04:04:32,420 --> 04:04:33,280
Over to Hendrik.

5714
04:04:33,360 --> 04:04:34,240
He's got space and time.

5715
04:04:34,300 --> 04:04:34,760
He should shoot.

5716
04:04:34,820 --> 04:04:35,280
He does.

5717
04:04:36,060 --> 04:04:36,420
Oh.

5718
04:04:36,840 --> 04:04:39,380
And it just glides past the post.

5719
04:04:39,600 --> 04:04:41,980
No worry there at all for Courtois.

5720
04:04:44,980 --> 04:04:46,040
Un, deux, trois.

5721
04:04:47,480 --> 04:04:52,020
Attempts you'll need to be able to even rattle that lad.

5722
04:04:54,120 --> 04:04:55,900
Forty-two minutes on the clock now.

5723
04:04:57,200 --> 04:05:00,600
Ireland could really do with nicking something just before the break.

5724
04:05:01,140 --> 04:05:03,160
But have they got it inside the tank?

5725
04:05:06,220 --> 04:05:08,020
That remains to be seen.

5726
04:05:08,760 --> 04:05:09,120
Belgium.

5727
04:05:09,940 --> 04:05:13,040
Building up momentum down the left-hand flank of the pitch.

5728
04:05:13,400 --> 04:05:16,420
Send a balloon sky high to a lad out wide.

5729
04:05:16,880 --> 04:05:18,040
Doesn't get cleaned up.

5730
04:05:18,480 --> 04:05:20,920
And Vistlecrack has got the ball in the middle of the shanker.

5731
04:05:21,260 --> 04:05:22,960
And it looks like Ravi Shanker now.

5732
04:05:23,360 --> 04:05:27,740
He's got the sitar out and he's sat down with the sitar and he's about to do a bit of business.

5733
04:05:28,240 --> 04:05:31,100
He's about to lay down a bit of shank.

5734
04:05:32,900 --> 04:05:34,980
And that's the end of the half there, Tommy.

5735
04:05:34,980 --> 04:05:36,080
What do you make of that?

5736
04:05:36,920 --> 04:05:39,940
Absolutely incredible work from the boys to come back.

5737
04:05:40,360 --> 04:05:40,980
Two nil down.

5738
04:05:41,120 --> 04:05:41,640
Not easy.

5739
04:05:42,200 --> 04:05:44,580
They could have lied down and just gone to sleep.

5740
04:05:45,020 --> 04:05:48,380
They could have lied up and gone to sleep like an old cat.

5741
04:05:48,800 --> 04:05:50,100
But they stayed awake.

5742
04:05:50,180 --> 04:05:50,760
Isn't that it?

5743
04:05:52,120 --> 04:05:52,980
Belgian cocklets.

5744
04:05:53,060 --> 04:05:53,840
Thank you very much.

5745
04:05:54,800 --> 04:05:55,420
They stayed awake.

5746
04:05:55,500 --> 04:05:56,260
The boys stayed awake.

5747
04:05:57,000 --> 04:05:57,920
And they got the shots on.

5748
04:05:59,120 --> 04:06:00,020
A few highlights there.

5749
04:06:00,100 --> 04:06:01,800
That half wasn't without its highlights.

5750
04:06:01,900 --> 04:06:03,000
Great tip-off from us.

5751
04:06:03,380 --> 04:06:05,560
I have to remark upon that.

5752
04:06:06,060 --> 04:06:07,700
Look at this little shot here from Hendrik.

5753
04:06:07,800 --> 04:06:08,880
Tell me more about it, Tom.

5754
04:06:09,140 --> 04:06:11,840
Well, it is a shot from Hendrik.

5755
04:06:12,420 --> 04:06:14,280
And it is his half Courtois' hand.

5756
04:06:14,820 --> 04:06:16,620
And that's a standard kind of move for him.

5757
04:06:16,760 --> 04:06:18,160
Being a goalkeeper, he has to do that.

5758
04:06:19,180 --> 04:06:19,580
Indeed.

5759
04:06:19,820 --> 04:06:21,080
And look at him there, Courtois.

5760
04:06:22,140 --> 04:06:25,080
Next up, we had another little bit of funny business.

5761
04:06:25,180 --> 04:06:27,360
This time, the other end of the pitch by Batiswahi.

5762
04:06:27,620 --> 04:06:33,660
Who managed to get feckin' Behemoth or Mertens onto the ball.

5763
04:06:34,500 --> 04:06:34,760
Yep.

5764
04:06:35,260 --> 04:06:37,180
It was Batiswahi with the assist.

5765
04:06:37,320 --> 04:06:38,820
And they both love each other so much.

5766
04:06:39,240 --> 04:06:42,640
That the only way they could show each other their appreciation is by headbutting each other.

5767
04:06:43,160 --> 04:06:43,760
And look at that.

5768
04:06:44,100 --> 04:06:47,120
It was Mertens that had the blashed boots on.

5769
04:06:48,620 --> 04:06:50,080
He got to wear the blashed boots.

5770
04:06:50,720 --> 04:06:52,420
He got to wear the blashed boots.

5771
04:06:52,940 --> 04:06:53,680
But tell me this.

5772
04:06:54,260 --> 04:06:57,060
It was your man who had the blast ball header machine.

5773
04:06:57,300 --> 04:06:58,580
Fitted onto his skull.

5774
04:06:59,040 --> 04:07:00,760
For the second goal, was it not?

5775
04:07:01,220 --> 04:07:03,520
Indeed, he has had a bit of blashed technology.

5776
04:07:04,360 --> 04:07:06,280
Grafted onto his head, you can see there.

5777
04:07:07,020 --> 04:07:09,760
I think that's just dreadlocks or his hair.

5778
04:07:10,060 --> 04:07:10,360
No.

5779
04:07:10,780 --> 04:07:13,480
There's an invisible bit of blashed work.

5780
04:07:13,580 --> 04:07:15,020
It's new modern technology.

5781
04:07:15,300 --> 04:07:16,760
Lads get it on top of their dome.

5782
04:07:17,180 --> 04:07:19,040
If they like to do a bit of blashed work.

5783
04:07:20,040 --> 04:07:21,420
I'll take your word for it, Tommy.

5784
04:07:21,640 --> 04:07:22,860
This is our goal anyway.

5785
04:07:23,400 --> 04:07:24,120
Hurricane Hurricane.

5786
04:07:24,740 --> 04:07:26,320
Rippling the net with the force of nature.

5787
04:07:27,540 --> 04:07:28,220
Got a big...

5788
04:07:28,220 --> 04:07:30,800
Got to give a big shout out to Coleman for that assist.

5789
04:07:32,020 --> 04:07:33,780
Powerful bit of pile driving down the wing.

5790
04:07:33,900 --> 04:07:34,440
He does be doing.

5791
04:07:35,300 --> 04:07:38,180
And the final shot of the match here.

5792
04:07:38,900 --> 04:07:42,780
John Hendrick or Jimi Hendricks with a blank ball.

5793
04:07:43,660 --> 04:07:44,280
Coming up.

5794
04:07:44,420 --> 04:07:45,040
More Vertonghen.

5795
04:07:45,120 --> 04:07:45,680
Don't go away.

5796
04:07:45,680 --> 04:08:08,540
Welcome back to the action here.

5797
04:08:08,640 --> 04:08:10,660
We're about to get the second half underway.

5798
04:08:11,800 --> 04:08:13,000
Bring Collins on.

5799
04:08:13,140 --> 04:08:13,960
Thank you very much.

5800
04:08:16,160 --> 04:08:18,460
We will bring him on, but maybe not just yet.

5801
04:08:21,360 --> 04:08:24,400
As Belgium get the game underway.

5802
04:08:25,880 --> 04:08:28,520
His Witzelcracker gives it to Hazard.

5803
04:08:28,740 --> 04:08:29,160
Hazard.

5804
04:08:29,260 --> 04:08:30,580
We need to fucking take him down.

5805
04:08:31,660 --> 04:08:32,620
And that's the end of it.

5806
04:08:33,300 --> 04:08:35,300
I'm not going to make any bones about that.

5807
04:08:35,460 --> 04:08:37,000
He needs to be taken the fuck out.

5808
04:08:38,320 --> 04:08:38,600
Francis.

5809
04:08:39,520 --> 04:08:40,600
It's the last time.

5810
04:08:40,880 --> 04:08:43,640
We're not going to get hired if you keep swearing like that.

5811
04:08:46,600 --> 04:08:47,380
I get you.

5812
04:08:47,520 --> 04:08:48,100
I get you.

5813
04:08:48,220 --> 04:08:48,800
I get you.

5814
04:08:48,880 --> 04:08:49,540
But it's tough.

5815
04:08:50,360 --> 04:08:54,980
As we see our team flail at the edges whenever we get the ball.

5816
04:08:55,080 --> 04:08:55,680
You know what I mean?

5817
04:08:56,520 --> 04:08:57,460
I know it's frustrating.

5818
04:08:57,820 --> 04:08:58,040
Look.

5819
04:08:58,140 --> 04:08:59,460
But we've been built on frustration.

5820
04:08:59,660 --> 04:09:00,360
We can handle it.

5821
04:09:00,920 --> 04:09:07,660
Our toleration for frustration is probably the most in our nation out of all the other nations.

5822
04:09:08,660 --> 04:09:11,780
Lovely bit of ball work there bringing us the corner ball.

5823
04:09:12,340 --> 04:09:15,000
His Hazard fails to keep the Hazard at bay.

5824
04:09:16,000 --> 04:09:17,180
And it's Brady now.

5825
04:09:17,240 --> 04:09:18,540
He's going to loft the balloon in.

5826
04:09:19,240 --> 04:09:20,400
Sensually and optimistically.

5827
04:09:20,740 --> 04:09:21,700
And it's got a foot on it.

5828
04:09:21,920 --> 04:09:23,380
It's just gone into the side net.

5829
04:09:24,220 --> 04:09:25,040
Very close.

5830
04:09:26,020 --> 04:09:27,600
Very, very close there.

5831
04:09:28,820 --> 04:09:30,320
I think it was McGoldrick.

5832
04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:33,320
Vertonghen's Sweaty Cabbage.

5833
04:09:33,420 --> 04:09:34,840
Thank you very much for your tip there.

5834
04:09:35,980 --> 04:09:38,860
And thank you very much for Planet Quad Core.

5835
04:09:39,300 --> 04:09:40,260
Int Schmel.

5836
04:09:40,260 --> 04:09:41,660
Thank you very much for that.

5837
04:09:44,220 --> 04:09:45,520
Kevin De Bruyne.

5838
04:09:45,520 --> 04:09:49,640
Witzel.

5839
04:09:50,960 --> 04:09:52,660
They're all solid stars.

5840
04:09:53,300 --> 04:09:53,640
I know.

5841
04:09:53,740 --> 04:09:56,620
That's why you don't want any of them to get a hold of the balloon.

5842
04:09:57,240 --> 04:09:57,700
Look at this.

5843
04:09:57,760 --> 04:09:58,200
McGoldrick.

5844
04:09:58,320 --> 04:09:59,580
Lovely bit of touch work there.

5845
04:09:59,840 --> 04:10:00,700
Sends it to Hurrahan.

5846
04:10:00,800 --> 04:10:01,700
Bit of a touch up needed.

5847
04:10:02,580 --> 04:10:02,860
Stevens.

5848
04:10:04,100 --> 04:10:05,320
It's even Stevens now.

5849
04:10:05,840 --> 04:10:06,640
Sends it to McLean.

5850
04:10:06,720 --> 04:10:07,600
Lovely bit of space.

5851
04:10:08,440 --> 04:10:08,860
McLean.

5852
04:10:09,380 --> 04:10:10,860
Could have done a little bit better with the ball.

5853
04:10:10,960 --> 04:10:11,480
Giving it away.

5854
04:10:11,580 --> 04:10:13,140
It's such a crucial part of the field.

5855
04:10:13,480 --> 04:10:13,720
I know.

5856
04:10:14,040 --> 04:10:15,360
It's time and time I give him the same.

5857
04:10:15,360 --> 04:10:16,060
But look at this.

5858
04:10:16,240 --> 04:10:16,940
Keogh on the ball now.

5859
04:10:17,240 --> 04:10:18,960
Keogh gives it to McGoldrick.

5860
04:10:19,180 --> 04:10:19,600
McGoldrick.

5861
04:10:19,840 --> 04:10:20,560
Threw ball to who?

5862
04:10:20,700 --> 04:10:21,320
No one there.

5863
04:10:22,020 --> 04:10:22,580
No one there.

5864
04:10:23,240 --> 04:10:23,880
Back again.

5865
04:10:24,640 --> 04:10:25,380
Play the one too.

5866
04:10:26,280 --> 04:10:26,640
Hendrick.

5867
04:10:27,480 --> 04:10:28,100
To McGoldrick.

5868
04:10:28,760 --> 04:10:28,880
Oh.

5869
04:10:29,100 --> 04:10:29,480
McGoldrick.

5870
04:10:31,480 --> 04:10:32,660
They're trying to walk it in.

5871
04:10:32,660 --> 04:10:32,700
They're trying to walk it in.

5872
04:10:35,120 --> 04:10:36,220
On the edge of the area.

5873
04:10:36,360 --> 04:10:36,740
Hendrick.

5874
04:10:37,240 --> 04:10:38,560
Finds nobody again.

5875
04:10:38,680 --> 04:10:40,800
It's a real blank ball scenario.

5876
04:10:41,040 --> 04:10:42,100
Again and again and again.

5877
04:10:42,180 --> 04:10:42,620
And it's hard.

5878
04:10:42,740 --> 04:10:43,960
We're not winning the blanks.

5879
04:10:45,300 --> 04:10:46,680
We're firing blanks.

5880
04:10:51,680 --> 04:10:52,000
Lads.

5881
04:10:52,060 --> 04:10:52,460
Come on.

5882
04:10:53,100 --> 04:10:53,440
Riff.

5883
04:10:53,600 --> 04:10:54,140
Come on.

5884
04:11:00,640 --> 04:11:02,160
One thing these guys are good at.

5885
04:11:03,420 --> 04:11:04,560
Top premiership stars.

5886
04:11:05,380 --> 04:11:05,880
Top league.

5887
04:11:06,120 --> 04:11:06,860
European players.

5888
04:11:07,820 --> 04:11:09,020
They know how to win fouls.

5889
04:11:09,740 --> 04:11:11,560
And they know when they're going to get away with it.

5890
04:11:15,980 --> 04:11:20,600
Plays it short to Witzel.

5891
04:11:20,680 --> 04:11:21,120
Witzel.

5892
04:11:21,740 --> 04:11:22,740
To his man in front.

5893
04:11:22,900 --> 04:11:23,780
And to that other lad.

5894
04:11:24,000 --> 04:11:24,240
Now.

5895
04:11:24,600 --> 04:11:24,940
Ireland.

5896
04:11:25,180 --> 04:11:25,740
Chance to break.

5897
04:11:25,820 --> 04:11:26,240
Perhaps.

5898
04:11:26,460 --> 04:11:26,860
It is.

5899
04:11:27,040 --> 04:11:27,700
It's on still.

5900
04:11:27,780 --> 04:11:28,260
Glen Whelan.

5901
04:11:28,360 --> 04:11:29,160
Doesn't give the ball away.

5902
04:11:29,260 --> 04:11:30,440
Managed to shepherd it out to Stevens.

5903
04:11:30,720 --> 04:11:30,980
What?

5904
04:11:31,500 --> 04:11:32,400
The fuck are you blowing for?

5905
04:11:32,460 --> 04:11:33,120
Play on, Riff.

5906
04:11:34,540 --> 04:11:35,640
You're serious.

5907
04:11:39,220 --> 04:11:40,620
What the hell is he at?

5908
04:11:41,280 --> 04:11:43,380
Is he saying that's a foul on us or against?

5909
04:11:44,600 --> 04:11:45,440
Us or for us.

5910
04:11:45,440 --> 04:11:45,660
Oh my God.

5911
04:11:46,880 --> 04:11:50,140
I don't know where he's getting his notions from tonight.

5912
04:11:50,260 --> 04:11:52,020
But it's certainly not boding well with me.

5913
04:11:52,100 --> 04:11:54,340
I'd love to have a word with the ref after the match.

5914
04:11:54,360 --> 04:11:55,340
If it remains like this.

5915
04:11:55,700 --> 04:11:57,900
McGoldrick can't get his noggin onto it.

5916
04:11:58,160 --> 04:12:02,180
And it looks like Whelan's going to try and scoop up a little bit of ball off him.

5917
04:12:02,180 --> 04:12:03,700
And he can maybe do that.

5918
04:12:03,880 --> 04:12:04,220
But no.

5919
04:12:05,880 --> 04:12:08,660
The Belgian boys who have the chocolate touch tonight.

5920
04:12:09,640 --> 04:12:11,380
Smooth as silk.

5921
04:12:12,220 --> 04:12:13,480
And as creamy as milk.

5922
04:12:13,700 --> 04:12:14,200
As Ireland.

5923
04:12:14,940 --> 04:12:16,760
Looking to cream a little bit off the top here.

5924
04:12:17,560 --> 04:12:18,700
With fucking Henrik.

5925
04:12:19,200 --> 04:12:19,600
Henrik.

5926
04:12:20,240 --> 04:12:20,800
To McGoldrick.

5927
04:12:20,860 --> 04:12:21,260
McGoldrick.

5928
04:12:21,600 --> 04:12:22,420
Out steps his man.

5929
04:12:23,120 --> 04:12:25,540
Can't find any fucking men close enough to him though.

5930
04:12:25,600 --> 04:12:27,320
And it's really frustrating here right now.

5931
04:12:27,700 --> 04:12:28,120
For Ireland.

5932
04:12:28,320 --> 04:12:30,000
And it looks like we're going to have to bring someone on.

5933
04:12:30,060 --> 04:12:31,280
And only 20 minutes left to play.

5934
04:12:32,080 --> 04:12:32,880
That should be Collins.

5935
04:12:33,020 --> 04:12:35,800
You know there's lads in there who's donating money earlier on saying.

5936
04:12:36,240 --> 04:12:37,120
Bring Collins on.

5937
04:12:39,120 --> 04:12:43,080
There's people out there who are willing to fucking put money down like for Collins.

5938
04:12:43,080 --> 04:12:44,460
Then it's fucking Collins.

5939
04:12:45,140 --> 04:12:45,620
Tommy.

5940
04:12:45,620 --> 04:12:45,680
Tommy.

5941
04:12:45,680 --> 04:12:45,680
Tommy.

5942
04:12:45,880 --> 04:12:48,500
You were telling me two minutes ago to stop swearing.

5943
04:12:48,900 --> 04:12:52,320
And you're effing and blinding on the mic every time it goes over to you.

5944
04:12:56,560 --> 04:12:57,640
Don't you think we're fucked?

5945
04:12:58,760 --> 04:12:58,960
No.

5946
04:12:59,020 --> 04:12:59,120
No.

5947
04:12:59,140 --> 04:12:59,800
It doesn't look good.

5948
04:13:01,800 --> 04:13:03,320
A chance now with wheeling.

5949
04:13:03,980 --> 04:13:06,220
It's sloppy again with the two boys.

5950
04:13:06,360 --> 04:13:08,540
Trying to get a bit of link up play between these two.

5951
04:13:09,180 --> 04:13:10,300
It's like Linkin Park.

5952
04:13:11,660 --> 04:13:13,960
Crawling in my skin down the right wing now.

5953
04:13:14,520 --> 04:13:15,380
Come on lads.

5954
04:13:15,700 --> 04:13:17,740
Get that ball into the sack for God's sake.

5955
04:13:17,920 --> 04:13:19,800
There's lads wanting you to do it.

5956
04:13:20,600 --> 04:13:23,120
And shouldn't that be the real motivating factor?

5957
04:13:23,720 --> 04:13:25,280
Not the fucking money they're paid.

5958
04:13:25,680 --> 04:13:27,940
Not the prestige of playing for the country.

5959
04:13:28,440 --> 04:13:32,340
But the fact that other men out there want them to do well.

5960
04:13:32,940 --> 04:13:33,860
It should of course.

5961
04:13:34,120 --> 04:13:36,300
Pride in amongst your herd.

5962
04:13:37,580 --> 04:13:41,200
A necessary aspect of a lot of masculinity.

5963
04:13:41,840 --> 04:13:45,920
We can't really put any fucking quantifiable number on the meaning of it.

5964
04:13:45,980 --> 04:13:46,420
But look at.

5965
04:13:46,800 --> 04:13:48,720
We can put a quantifiable number on this.

5966
04:13:48,840 --> 04:13:53,140
It says four Irish jerseys are making a lovely bit of blast breakage down the sidehand flank.

5967
04:13:53,640 --> 04:13:54,040
Loose.

5968
04:13:54,360 --> 04:13:54,920
Loose.

5969
04:13:55,200 --> 04:13:56,900
Flu COVID-like balls.

5970
04:13:57,100 --> 04:14:00,540
Getting ran back to Belgium again and again and again.

5971
04:14:01,080 --> 04:14:02,680
And life is like a box of chocolates.

5972
04:14:03,760 --> 04:14:05,260
You don't know what you're gonna get.

5973
04:14:05,340 --> 04:14:06,080
But I tell you something.

5974
04:14:06,200 --> 04:14:09,040
We're getting pure Belgian darkness at the moment.

5975
04:14:11,240 --> 04:14:12,700
85% cocoa.

5976
04:14:13,660 --> 04:14:15,500
And it tastes so good.

5977
04:14:16,700 --> 04:14:18,640
I prefer the milk chocolate myself.

5978
04:14:20,240 --> 04:14:22,520
Yeah but you'd eat any old shite Tom.

5979
04:14:22,580 --> 04:14:23,180
Do you know what I mean?

5980
04:14:25,460 --> 04:14:26,120
It's true.

5981
04:14:26,920 --> 04:14:28,260
I don't care what I have.

5982
04:14:28,760 --> 04:14:29,640
As long as I have it.

5983
04:14:30,480 --> 04:14:33,700
And that's why you is what you is my old uncle.

5984
04:14:33,900 --> 04:14:35,360
And I hope that you fucking live.

5985
04:14:35,720 --> 04:14:36,220
And to see.

5986
04:14:36,380 --> 04:14:37,660
To see another year.

5987
04:14:38,460 --> 04:14:39,880
What's another year?

5988
04:14:40,380 --> 04:14:40,840
Come on.

5989
04:14:40,840 --> 04:14:40,840
Come on.

5990
04:14:41,340 --> 04:14:41,640
Ireland.

5991
04:14:42,000 --> 04:14:42,840
Get that ball upstairs.

5992
04:14:44,220 --> 04:14:44,700
Now.

5993
04:14:45,160 --> 04:14:47,760
It's time to put this fucking thing to bed.

5994
04:14:48,340 --> 04:14:48,760
Lads.

5995
04:14:50,680 --> 04:14:51,120
McGoldrick.

5996
04:14:51,660 --> 04:14:52,440
Finds Brady.

5997
04:14:52,820 --> 04:14:53,740
Please don't be outside.

5998
04:14:53,940 --> 04:14:54,340
He isn't.

5999
04:14:54,480 --> 04:14:55,100
Pulls it back.

6000
04:14:55,480 --> 04:14:56,120
Pulls it back.

6001
04:14:56,520 --> 04:14:58,660
He's dispossessed in the back of the sack.

6002
04:14:58,720 --> 04:15:00,380
And it's not looking great for Ireland now.

6003
04:15:00,380 --> 04:15:01,320
With 85 minutes.

6004
04:15:01,400 --> 04:15:02,860
We have to make a substitution here.

6005
04:15:03,900 --> 04:15:05,740
Let's go into the main mixer to do it.

6006
04:15:06,680 --> 04:15:08,640
Let's go into the main mixer to do it.

6007
04:15:10,100 --> 04:15:10,660
Game plan.

6008
04:15:15,060 --> 04:15:16,380
Fucking state of that formation.

6009
04:15:16,520 --> 04:15:17,460
No wonder we're getting bit.

6010
04:15:18,140 --> 04:15:19,040
It's not my fault man.

6011
04:15:19,220 --> 04:15:19,880
It is your fault.

6012
04:15:19,920 --> 04:15:21,120
You're the one that takes control.

6013
04:15:21,300 --> 04:15:22,600
And does the movement of the players.

6014
04:15:24,520 --> 04:15:26,520
Don't talk to me about moving stuff around.

6015
04:15:26,720 --> 04:15:29,140
You had a bowl of porridge on the screen yesterday.

6016
04:15:29,440 --> 04:15:31,140
And it went out for three minutes.

6017
04:15:31,840 --> 04:15:32,520
To the viewers.

6018
04:15:33,520 --> 04:15:34,460
You're a waste.

6019
04:15:34,680 --> 04:15:35,600
A space man.

6020
04:15:37,520 --> 04:15:39,180
Just do the fucking formation there.

6021
04:15:39,280 --> 04:15:39,860
And win the game.

6022
04:15:39,920 --> 04:15:40,260
Good lad.

6023
04:15:44,180 --> 04:15:46,480
Wheeling off for Shane Long.

6024
04:15:46,660 --> 04:15:48,020
And also Jimmy Collins.

6025
04:15:48,740 --> 04:15:50,040
He's going to have to come on.

6026
04:15:50,160 --> 04:15:51,540
And drop a bit of a call ball.

6027
04:15:51,680 --> 04:15:52,640
Into the back of that sack.

6028
04:15:53,960 --> 04:15:54,680
Does he have it?

6029
04:15:55,580 --> 04:15:57,180
It's hard to tell whether he does have it.

6030
04:15:58,300 --> 04:15:59,800
But I believe he has it.

6031
04:15:59,800 --> 04:16:00,880
I believe in him.

6032
04:16:01,340 --> 04:16:02,240
And his ability.

6033
04:16:03,880 --> 04:16:04,840
Did that find like again?

6034
04:16:06,240 --> 04:16:06,600
Why?

6035
04:16:06,600 --> 04:16:09,520
She think Arthur might be better.

6036
04:16:09,620 --> 04:16:10,400
Maybe even McCarthy.

6037
04:16:11,180 --> 04:16:11,560
Why?

6038
04:16:11,980 --> 04:16:14,520
She think that fresh legs in that position would do it like.

6039
04:16:14,900 --> 04:16:15,220
Why?

6040
04:16:16,320 --> 04:16:17,820
She fucking put McCarthy on.

6041
04:16:17,900 --> 04:16:18,180
Glad.

6042
04:16:23,140 --> 04:16:23,940
Here we go.

6043
04:16:25,680 --> 04:16:26,820
It's boom or bust.

6044
04:16:27,480 --> 04:16:27,820
Ireland.

6045
04:16:28,400 --> 04:16:29,860
Five minutes left on the clocker.

6046
04:16:30,180 --> 04:16:33,660
Have they got what it takes to stick a bit of soccer into the soccer sack?

6047
04:16:36,320 --> 04:16:38,140
Two subs are coming onto the grass.

6048
04:16:39,380 --> 04:16:40,300
Looked like three though.

6049
04:16:41,500 --> 04:16:42,460
Indeed it was three.

6050
04:16:43,000 --> 04:16:44,780
Don't know why they've done them in twos though.

6051
04:16:45,520 --> 04:16:46,200
Look at this.

6052
04:16:46,340 --> 04:16:46,860
Keough now.

6053
04:16:47,280 --> 04:16:48,300
Get the ball up the pitch.

6054
04:16:49,280 --> 04:16:51,180
Like your heart depends upon it.

6055
04:16:52,240 --> 04:16:52,640
McLean.

6056
04:16:53,180 --> 04:16:54,280
Time for a one-two here.

6057
04:16:54,340 --> 04:16:54,920
It's all we've got.

6058
04:16:54,980 --> 04:16:55,840
It's boom or bust lads.

6059
04:16:55,900 --> 04:16:58,320
Get the ball into the middle of the center circle with the lad.

6060
04:16:58,400 --> 04:16:58,740
That's it.

6061
04:16:59,140 --> 04:16:59,520
Dispossessed.

6062
04:16:59,700 --> 04:17:00,080
McLean.

6063
04:17:00,280 --> 04:17:02,420
Win the scoop up lad.

6064
04:17:02,920 --> 04:17:04,060
Win the scoop up.

6065
04:17:04,060 --> 04:17:09,020
Belgium.

6066
04:17:09,340 --> 04:17:10,460
Breaking with the balloon now.

6067
04:17:10,500 --> 04:17:13,280
Is it gonna be an absolute nightmare scenario again?

6068
04:17:13,820 --> 04:17:16,900
Surely the last kick of the dice now for Ireland.

6069
04:17:17,520 --> 04:17:21,380
As they throw their ball into the fucking roulette wheel of life.

6070
04:17:21,680 --> 04:17:23,660
Is it gonna be good or is it gonna be snake eyes?

6071
04:17:25,060 --> 04:17:25,960
Snake eyes.

6072
04:17:27,960 --> 04:17:28,360
Crap.

6073
04:17:28,580 --> 04:17:28,800
Crap.

6074
04:17:28,980 --> 04:17:29,180
Crap.

6075
04:17:29,900 --> 04:17:30,660
Scenario there.

6076
04:17:31,180 --> 04:17:32,140
Snake eyes.

6077
04:17:33,240 --> 04:17:34,000
It's a shame.

6078
04:17:34,000 --> 04:17:34,000
It's a shame.

6079
04:17:34,140 --> 04:17:36,800
It's a shame about what happened there with that ball.

6080
04:17:38,360 --> 04:17:39,360
Snake eyes.

6081
04:17:40,860 --> 04:17:42,820
And will that be our last chance?

6082
04:17:44,420 --> 04:17:45,480
Snake eyes.

6083
04:17:46,440 --> 04:17:50,820
Will Ireland ever get another second bite of the cherry?

6084
04:17:51,960 --> 04:17:53,040
Cherry eyes.

6085
04:17:56,640 --> 04:17:57,120
Belgium.

6086
04:17:57,680 --> 04:18:00,440
Looking to send a few chockety-lockety-loo lads.

6087
04:18:00,620 --> 04:18:01,620
And oh, would you...

6088
04:18:01,620 --> 04:18:04,340
It's the last bitter chocolate you've had, lads.

6089
04:18:06,060 --> 04:18:09,360
It's the last piece of chocolate you're gonna taste for a while.

6090
04:18:10,640 --> 04:18:17,780
The Belgian boys have done us just like those Brazilian Canary lads did it in the World Cup.

6091
04:18:18,480 --> 04:18:22,960
And Ireland cannot just catch a break at all in these tournaments, Tommy.

6092
04:18:25,300 --> 04:18:26,240
What can I say?

6093
04:18:26,300 --> 04:18:27,200
We had more shots.

6094
04:18:28,160 --> 04:18:31,100
We had only marginally less position.

6095
04:18:32,300 --> 04:18:33,900
As the highlights will show.

6096
04:18:35,480 --> 04:18:37,500
We had the tip-off in the first half.

6097
04:18:37,500 --> 04:18:44,620
Lovely little piece of skill from Hendrik here at this stage of the game.

6098
04:18:45,740 --> 04:18:48,040
We mused upon it earlier on, didn't we?

6099
04:18:49,080 --> 04:18:51,640
It was good, yeah, but I mean, like, what's the point?

6100
04:18:51,720 --> 04:18:53,140
We know how it all ended.

6101
04:18:53,500 --> 04:18:54,000
Ah, come on, man.

6102
04:18:54,000 --> 04:18:55,420
We have to do the full highlights package.

6103
04:18:55,520 --> 04:18:56,600
You can't just cop out now.

6104
04:18:57,680 --> 04:18:58,140
Yeah, okay.

6105
04:18:58,940 --> 04:18:59,800
This was a...

6106
04:18:59,800 --> 04:19:02,020
This was a great goal.

6107
04:19:02,400 --> 04:19:03,340
It pains me to say it.

6108
04:19:03,340 --> 04:19:04,260
By the Belgians.

6109
04:19:05,000 --> 04:19:10,080
They put the back of the sack into the onion ball and everything was good for them.

6110
04:19:10,280 --> 04:19:10,720
Headbutts.

6111
04:19:11,320 --> 04:19:13,140
Headbutts instead of kisses because of the COVID.

6112
04:19:13,480 --> 04:19:16,700
They couldn't give each other a kiss, so they had to just headbutt each other.

6113
04:19:17,340 --> 04:19:18,680
And that lad, Martins.

6114
04:19:19,480 --> 04:19:24,200
What can I say about him other than his name is Martins and he scored a goal against us.

6115
04:19:25,480 --> 04:19:26,480
Yeah, that's true.

6116
04:19:26,620 --> 04:19:27,860
Very true words as well.

6117
04:19:28,760 --> 04:19:31,220
You're good with the fucking stats, I tell you.

6118
04:19:31,920 --> 04:19:33,100
This was a lovely ball.

6119
04:19:33,820 --> 04:19:34,800
I'm not going to lie.

6120
04:19:35,720 --> 04:19:44,820
And Bat Sui, for Chelsea and for Belgium, knows how to stick his head onto a cabbage.

6121
04:19:46,820 --> 04:19:47,480
He does.

6122
04:19:47,700 --> 04:19:50,700
And he knows how to get it bagged up and sent off to the green grocer.

6123
04:19:51,700 --> 04:19:52,100
Why?

6124
04:19:52,220 --> 04:19:54,380
Who are you in this whole scheme?

6125
04:19:55,460 --> 04:19:56,520
I'd be the middle man now.

6126
04:19:57,360 --> 04:19:58,060
What would you be...

6127
04:19:58,060 --> 04:20:02,460
You'd be handling cabbage and dishing it out to the boys going, I'm the middle man with the cabbages.

6128
04:20:02,580 --> 04:20:03,540
Is that what you'd be doing?

6129
04:20:04,080 --> 04:20:04,580
You dirt.

6130
04:20:05,360 --> 04:20:06,680
No need to get like that.

6131
04:20:07,800 --> 04:20:09,340
You fucking cheeky swine.

6132
04:20:10,420 --> 04:20:11,400
Look at this Hendrik.

6133
04:20:11,480 --> 04:20:17,180
He had a 43 minute cabbage cracker that went down the left hand flug tube.

6134
04:20:18,140 --> 04:20:18,860
That it did.

6135
04:20:19,240 --> 04:20:21,580
And also a lovely bit of a side sweeper.

6136
04:20:22,020 --> 04:20:24,100
Trying to go for the GM Franco Zola.

6137
04:20:24,700 --> 04:20:27,940
Just kind of nipping it off at the Nipsey.

6138
04:20:28,960 --> 04:20:29,780
Yeah, well listen.

6139
04:20:30,380 --> 04:20:34,100
The Nipsey's were fucking winking in the second half.

6140
04:20:34,420 --> 04:20:35,960
The chances were going to begging.

6141
04:20:36,840 --> 04:20:37,660
And we were on...

6142
04:20:37,660 --> 04:20:39,600
We were having a bad day at the races downkill begging.

6143
04:20:40,300 --> 04:20:42,100
And the bad day at the races for the highlights.

6144
04:20:42,200 --> 04:20:43,420
Because it just ended there.

6145
04:20:43,700 --> 04:20:46,820
With zero highlights from the second half.

6146
04:20:48,400 --> 04:20:52,840
You can aim and level accusations of incompetence at us viewers.

6147
04:20:53,440 --> 04:21:01,080
Or we can simply pass that buck over to the makers and developers of Pro Evolution Soccer 2020.

6148
04:21:01,280 --> 04:21:07,220
Whereas it's been ridiculously rebranded and retitled as E-Football Pays 2020.

6149
04:21:08,680 --> 04:21:09,560
It's here I'm afraid.

6150
04:21:09,640 --> 04:21:10,400
We have to leave things.

6151
04:21:10,520 --> 04:21:11,980
Thank you very much for tuning in.

6152
04:21:12,100 --> 04:21:14,220
It's been another heartbreaking night of soccer.

6153
04:21:14,380 --> 04:21:15,000
But I mean look.

6154
04:21:15,120 --> 04:21:15,840
You come here.

6155
04:21:15,940 --> 04:21:16,740
You put the work in.

6156
04:21:16,780 --> 04:21:17,500
You try to do it.

6157
04:21:17,620 --> 04:21:19,860
And sometimes you leave with a blank ball.

6158
04:21:21,140 --> 04:21:22,420
Good night and God bless.

6159
04:21:23,200 --> 04:21:24,020
All the best.

6160
04:21:24,760 --> 04:21:25,660
And we'll catch you later.

6161
04:21:26,300 --> 04:21:27,080
Good night everyone.

6162
04:21:27,680 --> 04:21:28,580
Thanks for tuning in.

6163
04:21:28,580 --> 04:21:29,780
All the best.

6164
04:21:29,780 --> 04:21:31,340
Good night.

6165
04:21:33,300 --> 04:21:34,440
And what's another year?

6166
04:21:36,300 --> 04:21:37,220
What's another year?

6167
04:21:37,420 --> 04:21:38,680
We can go there again.

6168
04:21:39,080 --> 04:21:39,920
We can go there again.

6169
04:21:41,360 --> 04:21:41,760
Why?

6170
04:21:41,880 --> 04:21:43,040
When are we going to get to here again?

6171
04:21:43,080 --> 04:21:44,180
It's a long way away Tommy.

6172
04:21:46,400 --> 04:21:47,320
You never know.

6173
04:21:47,480 --> 04:21:48,880
You never know when the next one can be.

6174
04:21:49,940 --> 04:21:51,440
Should we have the World Cup yesterday?

6175
04:21:51,540 --> 04:21:53,000
We'll play in the European Cup final tonight.

6176
04:21:54,060 --> 04:21:55,280
You got that right Tommy.

6177
04:21:55,440 --> 04:21:56,160
You got that right.

6178
04:21:56,560 --> 04:21:57,200
All the best.

6179
04:21:57,820 --> 04:21:58,380
See you later.

6180
04:21:59,080 --> 04:21:59,520
Good night.

6181
04:21:59,880 --> 04:22:00,420
And God bless.

6182
04:22:00,840 --> 04:22:00,980
Bye.

6183
04:22:01,620 --> 04:22:02,340
See you later.

6184
04:22:03,880 --> 04:22:04,540
See you later.

6185
04:22:05,860 --> 04:22:06,240
Bye bye.

6186
04:22:09,440 --> 04:22:10,120
Best of luck.

6187
04:22:14,580 --> 04:22:43,520
I've been waiting such a long time Looking out for you, but you're not here. What's another year? I've been waking such a long time Reaching out for you, but you aren't near.

6188
04:22:43,520 --> 04:23:06,900
What's another year? What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours? What's another year for someone who's getting used to being alone?

6189
04:23:08,500 --> 04:23:22,500
I've been praying such a long time It's the only way to hide the fear What's another year?

6190
04:23:22,500 --> 04:23:24,500
What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours? What's another year for someone who's lost everything but yours?

6191
04:23:24,500 --> 04:23:52,600
What's another year for someone who's lost everything that he owns?

6192
04:23:52,600 --> 04:24:02,600
What's another year for someone who's getting used to being alone?

6193
04:24:02,600 --> 04:24:16,600
I've been crying such a long time with such a lot of pain in every tear.

6194
04:24:16,600 --> 04:24:28,600
What's another year? What's another year? What's another year?

6195
04:24:28,600 --> 04:24:40,600
What's another year? What's another year?

6196
04:24:40,600 --> 04:24:57,320
Thank you.
